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Old 01-23-2005   #1
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by the use of duct tape and/or bungee cord ?
sorry, I'm a redneck from Wyoming, we don't have any use for fancy stuff like bungee cord...we use bailing twine...
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not true, duct tape can greatly fix this little problem...it's just a matter of how and where it's applied ;-)
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I thought the rule was that anything could be fixed with either duct tape or WD40.

If it moves, and it shouldn't -> duct tape it.

It it doesn't move, and it should -> WD40 it.
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You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape
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Ok, 3 men walk into a hotel and to save money, share a room.
The clerk tells them the rooms 30 bucks and each man gives the clerk a 10.
A bell man takes them to the room. When the bell man returns to the desk, the clerk see's he has made a mistake and the rooms not 30 but 26 so he gives the bellman the 4 bucks to take back to the men.

One his way up to the room, the bellman realizes he can't divided the 4 bucks into the 3 men evenly, so he puts a buck in his back pocket. when he get to the room he gives each man back 1 dollar.

Now, each man paid 10 dollars, and each man got back 1 dollar, so, 9 times 3 is 27 PLUS the dollar in the bellmans pocket is 28.... wheres the other 2 dollars?
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Gee Grimm, I could swear I said the same thing only 4 posts above you. :P
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Well damn, I was going to say my ole lady's constant nagging that is literally on a timer. I know exactly when to expect it, what about, and how long it will last..

I figured I could make some sort of a smart ass reply but I'll be damned if putting duct tape over her mouth and hanging her off a cliff down the road by a bungee cord wouldn't do the trick!!
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haha i did not see it, at all great minds...
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Ok, 3 men walk into a hotel and to save money, share a room.
The clerk tells them the rooms 30 bucks and each man gives the clerk a 10.
A bell man takes them to the room. When the bell man returns to the desk, the clerk see's he has made a mistake and the rooms not 30 but 26 so he gives the bellman the 4 bucks to take back to the men.

One his way up to the room, the bellman realizes he can't divided the 4 bucks into the 3 men evenly, so he puts a buck in his back pocket. when he get to the room he gives each man back 1 dollar.

Now, each man paid 10 dollars, and each man got back 1 dollar, so, 9 times 3 is 27 PLUS the dollar in the bellmans pocket is 28.... wheres the other 2 dollars?
Its a question of the real cost per room, which is a repeating decimal after the integer. when you take the real cost of eah room, it isnt nine dollars.

the answer is there is no extra dollar..

when the innkeeper changed the price he changed the entire equation.
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