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by the use of duct tape and/or bungee cord ? :blink:
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herpes.
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Death.
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xn + yn = zn
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Fermat would say thank you if he was still alive ;) |
Stupidity
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Can God make something so heavy he can't lift?
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I thought the rule was that anything could be fixed with either duct tape or WD40.
If it moves, and it shouldn't -> duct tape it. It it doesn't move, and it should -> WD40 it. :) |
If it cain't be fixed with duct tape ...
is it worth fixin? |
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duct tape is god
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Ok, 3 men walk into a hotel and to save money, share a room.
The clerk tells them the rooms 30 bucks and each man gives the clerk a 10. A bell man takes them to the room. When the bell man returns to the desk, the clerk see's he has made a mistake and the rooms not 30 but 26 so he gives the bellman the 4 bucks to take back to the men. One his way up to the room, the bellman realizes he can't divided the 4 bucks into the 3 men evenly, so he puts a buck in his back pocket. when he get to the room he gives each man back 1 dollar. Now, each man paid 10 dollars, and each man got back 1 dollar, so, 9 times 3 is 27 PLUS the dollar in the bellmans pocket is 28.... wheres the other 2 dollars? |
Gee Grimm, I could swear I said the same thing only 4 posts above you. :P
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Well damn, I was going to say my ole lady's constant nagging that is literally on a timer. I know exactly when to expect it, what about, and how long it will last..
I figured I could make some sort of a smart ass reply but I'll be damned if putting duct tape over her mouth and hanging her off a cliff down the road by a bungee cord wouldn't do the trick!! |
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the answer is there is no extra dollar.. when the innkeeper changed the price he changed the entire equation. |
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the answer is there is no extra dollar.. when the innkeeper changed the price he changed the entire equation. [/b][/quote] Each room? There is only one room. the 3 guys are sharing it... |
Anyone who's ever spent any time in the military knows duct tape is like gold! :bdance:
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