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Old 01-09-2004   #1
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I would give him $200 an hour for his poker lessons.










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Old 01-09-2004   #2
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You would give Serge 200 or Hellmuth?
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Old 01-09-2004   #3
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I would give him $200 an hour for his poker lessons.










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Who are you again?

You've done what exactly?

Your claim to fame is what?

You bring what to this board?

You believe everyone needs poker because?

Your full frontal lobotomy cost what?






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I give piano lessons too....
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[quote]Originally posted by Trev@Jan 8 2004, 11:37 PM
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I would give him $200 an hour for his poker lessons.






Who are you again? GFY dropout

You've done what exactly? mostly temp. jobs

Your claim to fame is what? do you need one?

You bring what to this board? a lot of angry responses

You believe everyone needs poker because? Poker is king, everyone knows that.

Your full frontal lobotomy cost what? $22.50
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[quote]Originally posted by masterp74@Jan 9 2004, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Trev,Jan 8 2004, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by masterp74,Jan 9 2004, 08:10 AM
I would give him $200 an hour for his poker lessons.






Who are you again? GFY dropout

You've done what exactly? mostly temp. jobs

Your claim to fame is what? do you need one?

You bring what to this board? a lot of angry responses

You believe everyone needs poker because? Poker is king, everyone knows that.

Your full frontal lobotomy cost what? $22.50
Listening to:

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Billy Idol
Poker is king?!?!?!?!?!


Don't be stupid boy, take my list of what is king and adjust your life accordingly!

Beer
Women
Chess
Money
Kebabs
DVD's
Ford GT40 (any year and yes Nick I'm still a Ford man)
Candyfloss
Sour apple Vodka
Blackjack
Lesbianism
Half fat milk
Redbull


This list is in no particular order but is a good list!
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[quote]Originally posted by Trev@Jan 9 2004, 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by masterp74,Jan 9 2004, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Trev,Jan 8 2004, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by masterp74,Jan 9 2004, 08:10 AM
I would give him $200 an hour for his poker lessons.






Who are you again? GFY dropout

You've done what exactly? mostly temp. jobs

Your claim to fame is what? do you need one?

You bring what to this board? a lot of angry responses

You believe everyone needs poker because? Poker is king, everyone knows that.

Your full frontal lobotomy cost what? $22.50
Listening to:

"Flesh For Fantasy"

Billy Idol
Poker is king?!?!?!?!?!


Don't be stupid boy, take my list of what is king and adjust your life accordingly!

Beer
Women
Chess
Money
Kebabs
DVD's
Ford GT40 (any year and yes Nick I'm still a Ford man)
Candyfloss
Sour apple Vodka
Blackjack
Lesbianism
Half fat milk
Redbull


This list is in no particular order but is a good list!
it is, good taste.


I see you like blackjack.
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I'm quite partial to a bit of blackjack now and again, the good thing is I'm banned from the only casino near where I live so my money stays where it should
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I would pay Serge 200/hour for life lessons and other kinds of lessons

I only play Hold Em but its so fucking addicting!
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I should point out that I wasn't banned by the casino but by my wife.... didn't want any of you guys thinking I was some kind of drunken yob or anything....



Ahh fuck it, who am I kidding :P
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I would pay Serge 200/hour for life lessons and other kinds of lessons

I only play Hold Em but its so fucking addicting!
I like to play "Hold Em" as well, but thats what gets the wife all pissy
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I would pay Serge 200/hour for life lessons and other kinds of lessons

I only play Hold Em but its so fucking addicting!
Esa,
talk to my wife, she is much better at "life lessons",
ouch! my ass still hurts!
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This is silly. Now we're supposed to believe that Serge is such a good poker player that he's worth $200 per hour to someone whose mantra is "I'm the best poker player you'll ever meet"?
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No need for formal lessons. Just sit in on a game with him. You will get a lesson. And you will pay. Trust me when I tell you....
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Now blackjack is a different story. Pure math. No dealing with other humans strategy or fuck ups. Blackjack can be a good part time job if:

1. You live near a casino
2. You are completely disciplined
3. You have a great memory
4. You can stay out of the card-counting-watchers radar.
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This is silly. Now we're supposed to believe that Serge is such a good poker player that he's worth $200 per hour to someone whose mantra is "I'm the best poker player you'll ever meet"?
Now it's at $300 an hour.





Don't hate the player, hate the game....
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Now blackjack is a different story. Pure math.
EXACTLY! 'Tis why I told my son there's no way I'll ever play blackjack. I suck at math. :P
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Fuck poker lessons

You should take Serge's course on "Running a paysite affiliate / Click Broking"

;-)))))

Course costs 7 figures but is worth every penny in the long run ;-))))

Trevor,

Fords....lol.......Got your liscense back yet from the "incident" ?

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Fords....lol.......Got your liscense back yet from the "incident" ?

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Sure have :-)))))))

The DVLA gave it back to me on my birthday of all days
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Trevor,

Fords....lol.......Got your liscense back yet from the "incident" ?

;-)))
I'm not a FORD man, but the GT40 isn't just ANY Ford.
It just commands respect on an entirely different level.
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I used to play a lot of Pai-Gow. The only thing I didn't like was all the ties. fun to play though
Which is one of the things I *do* like about it.

The pace is slow enough that it makes a great game to just sit around, relax, drink and have a conversation with whoever you're playing with.
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id give serge lessons for free.
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