OMG too fucking funny

Sin · 12-04-2005

Talking to my friend on the phone, he's comparing women to diesel engines.

"Women are like diesel engines, they take a while to get warmed up, and once they are they go forever!"

He then proceeded to compare men to bottle rockets. "Poof: Well that was fun!"

LOL

And me, last night I was talking to a different friend, and we had a convo about aging, because I was telling him about how when I hit about 70, I'm going to get pleasantly plump. Not obese, but just, comfortable... instead of being one of those "crypt keeper" old ladies. No offense to them, but they spook me out. Anyways, we were talking about that and I realized I'd never seen granny pussy. So I went & checked out some of the galleries that some of my sponsors have. Seems it is next to impossible to find skinny granny pussy, but there's lots of very nice looking old ladies out there. Lots of them shouldn't even be in "granny" section, imo, and my conclusion is that a pussy is like a face, if you take good care of it, it'll age well.

There's my random thoughts for the day. Goodnight!

12-04-2005	#1
Sin My program is online. 90 days to MILLIONS! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Vancouver Island Posts: 1,278	OMG too fucking funny Talking to my friend on the phone, he's comparing women to diesel engines. "Women are like diesel engines, they take a while to get warmed up, and once they are they go forever!" He then proceeded to compare men to bottle rockets. "Poof: Well that was fun!" LOL And me, last night I was talking to a different friend, and we had a convo about aging, because I was telling him about how when I hit about 70, I'm going to get pleasantly plump. Not obese, but just, comfortable... instead of being one of those "crypt keeper" old ladies. No offense to them, but they spook me out. Anyways, we were talking about that and I realized I'd never seen granny pussy. So I went & checked out some of the galleries that some of my sponsors have. Seems it is next to impossible to find skinny granny pussy, but there's lots of very nice looking old ladies out there. Lots of them shouldn't even be in "granny" section, imo, and my conclusion is that a pussy is like a face, if you take good care of it, it'll age well. There's my random thoughts for the day. Goodnight! __________________ The new way to sell your Exclusive Video!!