What will be your occupation after the net?

[Hell Puppy]

Now of course all of us have enough in the bank to not have to go get a job if suddenly there was no way to make a buck pushing porn ont he web tomorrow right?

But let's pretend for a moment that we didn't, and we weren't diversified.

If you had to polish up the old resume and go slap it out on Monster to try to get yourself a "normal" job, what would it be? And let's be realistic, and say all of the jobs for gigolo to nymphomaniac coke dealers who own an exotic car dealership are all taken?