Now of course all of us have enough in the bank to not have to go get a job if suddenly there was no way to make a buck pushing porn ont he web tomorrow right?

But let's pretend for a moment that we didn't, and we weren't diversified.

If you had to polish up the old resume and go slap it out on Monster to try to get yourself a "normal" job, what would it be? And let's be realistic, and say all of the jobs for gigolo to nymphomaniac coke dealers who own an exotic car dealership are all taken?

To answer myself, I'm a tech geek, so I would realistically end up doing the Dilbert thing working in IT somewhere.

I've already got one foot in as a working illusionist

Having a Lightning Trunk that was built for me delivered this week, it's basically a take off of Houdini's Metamorphosis

I'll be chained and locked up, then locked in a bag and put into a chest that will be secured with chains and locks
and I'll escape within 10 seconds
If using an assistant ,the assistant will be in the chest with the chains still on, in the locked bag and in the first set of chains that were put on me when I appear out of the box


Difference between and illusionist and a magician ......
you know how to get a magician off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza

What the difference between a magician and a pizza?
A Pizza can feed a family of four

I'd polish up my guitar skills and find some solo gigs
a couple of nights a week.
:)

If internet goes bust tomorrow,
I'll still post on Oprano...Nick and Gonzo have 25 years contract with me and I am paid $.50 per post...'till the year 2030 (wiht the option to extend for another 50 years)

b-movie writer/director/caterer
or a male gigolo

publishing a print magazine :awinky:

cj,
when do you need the next installment?
we'll be leaving soon for 2 weeks

cj,
when do you need the next installment?
we'll be leaving soon for 2 weeks [/b][/quote]
2 weeks ago ;-)

But I have skipped the march issue because I was moving during feb and didn't finish any of the features, going straight to april issue so as soon as you can please ;-)

If you don't get a chance I'll just take threads from the board ... we don't need to be in 100% organised mode until may/june when first print edition is due.

:bdance:

sorry if you tried to get me on icq - not at my pc, just found the nearest pc i could to get my oprano fix LOL

Okey,
Katie wrote a few good ones,
check if they would do:
http://winenite.com
some of it could be down your alley more than Sue's
:)

Greeter at Walmart

Dead and in hell

Wait I don't believe in a heaven and hell or even that there is a god

I guess I would go back to being a computer consultant which would be kind of like being sent to hell

Maybe that means that I'm in purgatory now

At least I get to look at pretty pictures now

Back to teaching pharmacology and anatomy.

Buying & selling Real Estate.......and drawing my SS.

I'm going to learn how to put hair extentions in. My hair dresser charged me $100 an hour plus the cost of the hair!


Sabby:)

loan officer.

Something fun...

I never worked a job I didnt like... and Ive never been unemployed...

I would try to go back in radio...

Just running the brick and mortar I already have.

I would finally follow my passion and build fine furniture.

There's nothing like being covered in sawdust on a sweaty summer day. :)

Good question...

I will jump aboard the next big thing I guess :)

Sorry gotta go write up my blog...bbiab

;-))

I would probably go into some form of sales/marketing. And buy lots of lotto tickets.