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01-06-2004
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I'm Rap Master P and this is my rap
gonna come into your house gonna try and sell you all some crap You should listen to me babies cause I aint no joker adult ain't the way to go you gotta try some poker Telling you kiddies you don't know what ya doing listen to me careful I'm tryin to save you from ruin first thing to do is totally change the board pornstar visits will help increase your hoard I'm a lottery ticket with winning numbers see If you wanna make some bling you gotta listen close to me I've been on the boards for bout six months or so studying you real careful and all things do I know If you should reject or shun me I'll tell you it's your loss but if you wanna bankroll me I'll whore for any boss So listen closely children cause I can make you rich and all you really gotta do is lick my ass you bitch Thats right, I'm Rap Master P and this is my rap gonna come into your house gonna try and sell you all some crap word 
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I might be old school,
But I'm not an old fool ........ I ain't the one, the one to get played like a pooh butt See I'm from the way back, so I know what's up On these silly games that's being played Yeah, Yeah, Yeah I heard what you been said But you know, I'm called a menace to society Because I sling porn, But $ is what's fly to me So keep stepping up with aggression We'll see what you got and see who learns a lesson See don't think we're narrow minded 'Cause you got a twist and getting big behind it ya gotta play it off cool Cause if you caught slippin, you'll get schooled
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Get sick, get well
Hang around a ink well Ring bell, hard to tell If anything is goin' to sell Try hard, get barred Get back, write braille Get jailed, jump bail Join the army, if you fail Look out kid You're gonna get hit But users, cheaters Six-time losers Hang around the theaters Girl by the whirlpool Lookin' for a new fool Don't follow leaders Watch the parkin' meters Ah get born, keep warm Short pants, romance, learn to dance Get dressed, get blessed Try to be a success Please her, please him, buy gifts Don't steal, don't lift Twenty years of schoolin' And they put you on the day shift Look out kid They keep it all hid Better jump down a manhole Light yourself a candle Don't wear sandals Try to avoid the scandals Don't wanna be a bum You better chew gum The pump don't work 'Cause the vandals took the handles
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go ahead and rag on me you're just a minor itch cause nigga you will lose out when I reveal my plan when the time comes along I'm gonna be da man I know all the secrets that there are to making bling real fast and you don't know shit my brother, you're living in the past I'm the king of poker ask anyone they'll tell you that and all the pornstars in the world know exactly where I'm at so go right ahead and diss me man fill the threads with hate to miss my shizzle making some drizzle gonna be your fate I am the new Oprano guy to watch, ask Serge I know he'll see I'm cooler then Heq d v d almost cool as Grogan and Erik (ya know, Sobe) I don't got nothing going on yet but soon I promise you will know My ideas are bling bling baby they'll take ya from your ghetto So go ahead and hate me I can take all you hand my way It's you that will miss out on the cash, you'll lick my ass someday Make up your songs and post your shit or stay quiet as a mouse Oprano is changing big time today, Rap Master P is in da house Word |
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Buff, is that you?
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Hey Yo
I'm the Vick G let me tell you how it's gonna be I can roll wit the flow Got ideas embedded in my mind like an embryo So bring on what ya rap, or crap and let's see how well I can adapt I'll try to take your efforts and turn them in to bling and you can swing off my ding a ling a ling Beyond that you ain't worth my hate So just dig that and try to relate So if you got a song go on and sing it I got 3 words for ya, JUST BRING IT
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I'm guessing one of the resident satirist .... um you know the initial guy
 but I've been wrong before
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suggest you stay out of this, go back to chillin your old ass aint got nothing at all new to offer but my ideas my man theys like bling in the coffer What the fuck do you know ? Old time porn ways is all so like zimmerman would say you better get out of the hall and the road that you built, we be paving over the time they're a changing and I'm the main author the new road is porn stars and poker, gambling I say so like the song says at least get out of the way or I'll run you over as I go on my way there take my advice stay in your old rocking chair word |
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you so old and jaded you think that I'm just flinging it you couldn't see a new idea if it bit you on ass and you wouldn't know what to do with my stuff, you're all out of gas Make way for me the new reigning king of Oprano's post you just be so old and dead just a piece of toast to swing on your ding a ling might be a cool thing get me a microscope maybe I can get hold of that thing and your guess is so far off base just like your plan I aint JR and he aint me, I'm a real man So go play with your content make your pennies today Rap Master P is in da house and ain't going away word |
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Yo listen up , I'm at the top of my game
All you wannabees and rokso know my name Talk of gambling and talk of stars Neither of these gonna get you far You want the sales, you want the bling Listen up beeeyatches I got the thing follow the money is always whats smart few traffic players , market porn tarts yeah ,paris hiltons been doing good at giving old men a little wood Pharma ,credit cards ,and motgages too thats what all the hitters do |
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and maybe you were once, ya know, back in the day but it's a new world order bout to smack you in the head gamblin and pornstars are the new game, your spammin is dead Traffic was king once upon a time but now there's a new song and it don't involve crime being cool towards newbies will make you the bucks and blogging and poker cause your ways all suck so join me in bringing the porn surfers this way here at Oprano it will be a new day with lots of surfers and pornstars galore playing poker in the back room and craps on the floor So you can jump in now nigga while the paint is still wet until you seen my game you aint seen nothing yet I'm the new kid in town the King of the place Rap Mater P is in the house and in your face Word |
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JESUS HAROLD CHRIST ON A FUCKING RUBBER CRUTCH!
Oi - What in the HELL is going on here??? WHY is this bloody PIKEY rapping??? WTF???
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well I aint no content and that aint no bluff and I ain't gonna diss you cause you be the boss but comparing me to Buffboy is like being kicked by a hoss you can tell us apart all the time not just now and then I aint fat, I got a big dick and I like women not men Word |
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Werd to yo momma ;-)))) Peace out |
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But run me over? I don't think so ... people been trying that since I was teaching your momma the tricks she used to snag your daddy. After all, I been Norman Mailered, Maxwell Taylored I been John O'Hara'd, McNamara'd I been Rolling Stoned and Beatled till I'm blind I been Ayn Randed, nearly branded Communist, 'cause I'm left-handed That's the hand I use, well, never mind I been Phil Spectored, resurrected I been Lou Adlered, Barry Sadlered Well, I paid all the dues I want to pay And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce And all of my wealth won't buy me health So I smoke a pint of tea a day I knew a man, his brain so small He couldn't think of nothing at all He's not the same as you and me He doesn't dig poetry. He's so unhip that When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas Whoever he was The man ain't got no culture But it's alright, ma Everybody must get stoned I been Mick Jaggered, silver daggered Andy Warhol, won't you please come home? I been mothered, fathered, aunt and uncled Been Roy Haleed and Art Garfunkeled I just discovered somebody's tapped my phone
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What the hell is happening to this place??
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