I'm Rap Master P and this is my rap
gonna come into your house
gonna try and sell you
all some crap

You should listen to me babies
cause I aint no joker
adult ain't the way to go
you gotta try some poker

Telling you kiddies
you don't know what ya doing
listen to me careful
I'm tryin to save you from ruin

first thing to do
is totally change the board
pornstar visits
will help increase your hoard

I'm a lottery ticket
with winning numbers see
If you wanna make some bling
you gotta listen close to me

I've been on the boards
for bout six months or so
studying you real careful
and all things do I know

If you should reject or shun me
I'll tell you it's your loss
but if you wanna bankroll me
I'll whore for any boss

So listen closely children
cause I can make you rich
and all you really gotta do
is lick my ass you bitch

Thats right,
I'm Rap Master P and this is my rap
gonna come into your house
gonna try and sell you
all some crap

word


:rokk:

I might be old school,
But I'm not an old fool ........

I ain't the one, the one to get played like a pooh butt
See I'm from the way back, so I know what's up
On these silly games that's being played
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah I heard what you been said

But you know, I'm called a menace to society
Because I sling porn, But $ is what's fly to me
So keep stepping up with aggression
We'll see what you got and see who learns a lesson

See don't think we're narrow minded
'Cause you got a twist and getting big behind it
ya gotta play it off cool
Cause if you caught slippin, you'll get schooled

Get sick, get well
Hang around a ink well
Ring bell, hard to tell
If anything is goin' to sell
Try hard, get barred
Get back, write braille
Get jailed, jump bail
Join the army, if you fail
Look out kid
You're gonna get hit
But users, cheaters
Six-time losers
Hang around the theaters
Girl by the whirlpool
Lookin' for a new fool
Don't follow leaders
Watch the parkin' meters

Ah get born, keep warm
Short pants, romance, learn to dance
Get dressed, get blessed
Try to be a success
Please her, please him, buy gifts
Don't steal, don't lift
Twenty years of schoolin'
And they put you on the day shift
Look out kid
They keep it all hid
Better jump down a manhole
Light yourself a candle
Don't wear sandals
Try to avoid the scandals
Don't wanna be a bum
You better chew gum
The pump don't work
'Cause the vandals took the handles

Yo Vick you prick you stupid whining bitch
go ahead and rag on me you're just a minor itch

cause nigga you will lose out when I reveal my plan
when the time comes along I'm gonna be da man

I know all the secrets that there are to making bling real fast
and you don't know shit my brother, you're living in the past

I'm the king of poker ask anyone they'll tell you that
and all the pornstars in the world know exactly where I'm at

so go right ahead and diss me man fill the threads with hate
to miss my shizzle making some drizzle gonna be your fate

I am the new Oprano guy to watch, ask Serge I know he'll see
I'm cooler then Heq d v d almost cool as Grogan and Erik (ya know, Sobe)

I don't got nothing going on yet but soon I promise you will know
My ideas are bling bling baby they'll take ya from your ghetto

So go ahead and hate me I can take all you hand my way
It's you that will miss out on the cash, you'll lick my ass someday

Make up your songs and post your shit or stay quiet as a mouse
Oprano is changing big time today, Rap Master P is in da house

Word

Buff, is that you?
;-))))

Hey Yo
I'm the Vick G
let me tell you how it's gonna be

I can roll wit the flow
Got ideas embedded in my mind like an embryo

So bring on what ya rap, or crap
and let's see how well I can adapt

I'll try to take your efforts and turn them in to bling
and you can swing off my ding a ling a ling

Beyond that you ain't worth my hate
So just dig that and try to relate

So if you got a song go on and sing it
I got 3 words for ya, JUST BRING IT

I'm guessing one of the resident satirist .... um you know the initial guy :D


but I've been wrong before

PornDoggy yo, why you be spillin the dylan
suggest you stay out of this, go back to chillin

your old ass aint got nothing at all new to offer
but my ideas my man theys like bling in the coffer

What the fuck do you know ? Old time porn ways is all
so like zimmerman would say you better get out of the hall

and the road that you built, we be paving over
the time they're a changing and I'm the main author

the new road is porn stars and poker, gambling I say
so like the song says at least get out of the way

or I'll run you over as I go on my way there
take my advice stay in your old rocking chair

word

Yo yo yo what's that you say about bringing it
you so old and jaded you think that I'm just flinging it

you couldn't see a new idea if it bit you on ass
and you wouldn't know what to do with my stuff, you're all out of gas

Make way for me the new reigning king of Oprano's post
you just be so old and dead just a piece of toast

to swing on your ding a ling might be a cool thing
get me a microscope maybe I can get hold of that thing

and your guess is so far off base just like your plan
I aint JR and he aint me, I'm a real man

So go play with your content make your pennies today
Rap Master P is in da house and ain't going away

word

Yo listen up , I'm at the top of my game
All you wannabees and rokso know my name

Talk of gambling and talk of stars
Neither of these gonna get you far

You want the sales, you want the bling
Listen up beeeyatches I got the thing

follow the money is always whats smart
few traffic players , market porn tarts

yeah ,paris hiltons been doing good
at giving old men a little wood

Pharma ,credit cards ,and motgages too
thats what all the hitters do

So you think yous a playa or at least thats what you say
and maybe you were once, ya know, back in the day

but it's a new world order bout to smack you in the head
gamblin and pornstars are the new game, your spammin is dead

Traffic was king once upon a time
but now there's a new song and it don't involve crime

being cool towards newbies will make you the bucks
and blogging and poker cause your ways all suck

so join me in bringing the porn surfers this way
here at Oprano it will be a new day

with lots of surfers and pornstars galore
playing poker in the back room and craps on the floor

So you can jump in now nigga while the paint is still wet
until you seen my game you aint seen nothing yet

I'm the new kid in town the King of the place
Rap Mater P is in the house and in your face

Word

JESUS HAROLD CHRIST ON A FUCKING RUBBER CRUTCH!

Oi - What in the HELL is going on here???

WHY is this bloody PIKEY rapping???

WTF???

Serge you be dissing me yo calling me Buff
well I aint no content and that aint no bluff

and I ain't gonna diss you cause you be the boss
but comparing me to Buffboy is like being kicked by a hoss

you can tell us apart all the time not just now and then
I aint fat, I got a big dick and I like women not men

Word

ahahahahahahahahahahahha


Werd to yo momma ;-))))

Peace out

Not bad. Not bad at all. It's got a fair beat, but I'm not sure you could dance to it, Dick ... I can only give it a 6.

But run me over? I don't think so ... people been trying that since I was teaching your momma the tricks she used to snag your daddy. After all,

I been Norman Mailered, Maxwell Taylored
I been John O'Hara'd, McNamara'd
I been Rolling Stoned and Beatled till I'm blind
I been Ayn Randed, nearly branded
Communist, 'cause I'm left-handed
That's the hand I use, well, never mind

I been Phil Spectored, resurrected
I been Lou Adlered, Barry Sadlered
Well, I paid all the dues I want to pay
And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce
And all of my wealth won't buy me health
So I smoke a pint of tea a day

I knew a man, his brain so small
He couldn't think of nothing at all
He's not the same as you and me
He doesn't dig poetry. He's so unhip that
When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas
Whoever he was
The man ain't got no culture
But it's alright, ma
Everybody must get stoned

I been Mick Jaggered, silver daggered
Andy Warhol, won't you please come home?
I been mothered, fathered, aunt and uncled
Been Roy Haleed and Art Garfunkeled
I just discovered somebody's tapped my phone

What the hell is happening to this place?? :huh:

Its gone and gotten all raptabulous, TE.... and I for one am sickened by it! :blink:

Its craptacular

Its gone and gotten all raptabulous, TE.... and I for one am sickened by it! :blink:[/b][/quote]
Oh, I wouldn't worry too much ... rappers tend to have short life spans and burn out quickly.

Or they grow up.

BTW ... how DO Pikey rappers wear their ball caps? :D

on'na feckin' heeds, ya daft cunt ya!

edited out completely just because



Last edited by sarettah at Jan 6 2004, 05:03 PM

Yo yo yo you is such a ho.

So many bros have done yo ass
you can't sit, you got no class

you say you been mailered and taylored and such
but you also been bobbitized I have a hunch

so keep on responding to all of my babble
I own all yo asses you bunch of rabble

but I gotta go now cause the day is ending
got hos to pimp gotta get beer money for spending

and when you is asked by all of the rest
who fucked you up, just reply "well, the best"

and give em a laugh just go ha ha ha
cause rapmasterp is also sarettah

word




:yowsa:

Its been fun.....he he he..... But time to go home and get some real work done........

lol, thats some funny shit. I have to go read thur therse later and from now on I will have either a Master P lyric or 2pac in my sig.. And they all have a little meaning to something. I am honored you guys take time out just to show the proper respect everyone should learn by.


Listening To:

"You ain't got to lie to kick It"


2pac



Last edited by masterp74 at Jan 6 2004, 02:15 PM

:blink: :zoinks: :blink:

Let me guess...

You are white and grew up in the suburbs.

Nothing wrong with that, be happy with who you are.

I wish I could understand this Rap music stuff.

I love my Babs collection instead.

No I grew up in a town that had 17% unemployment rate and had to stuggle month to month til I learn my hustler type skills back in high school.

you look good there

Guess who's back
You're still broke and confused
Maybe a Joke, quick to be used
Maybe you Smoked Dope
But I paid Paid Dues
Refuse to give up quick
Now you're just a Motherfucker on my dick

Sold what, Say how, Say who
Fuck what, Fuck me, Fuck you
Come clean, You know I will
Take your best shot and I still stand still
Never be a fool
Cooler than the water in a swimming pool

I deliver fool and you ask Who the fuck are you
Cause I'm Vick motherfuckin' Rock From the old school
Got more money than you got game
Now play your self outta that shame

Go on say I'm cocky
And I say what
It ain't braggin' motherfucker if you back it up



All funnin' aside I do hope you do well with the poker thing, it will be interesting to watch and I'll have an eye on it

That's very good one. I can't see how you can take that much time being creative and bust out those dope lyrics. The next big internet wave is coming and every day,every hour, counts on grabbing as much market share as you can with all the new services that you can offer. Every missed day is another mans's lotto winner. :D

All this lottery shit is getting ALMOST as annoying as the rap shit, but I'm gonna bust a cap in his ass if he tells me I can't have a cookie ...

:hic: :barfon: :hic: :barfon:







***Suggestion***

It would be great to have a smoking pot smilie... Seriously!

Sarettah ... Vick ... Nick ... & whoever else contributed to the Oprano rap-off

:wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw:

I was LMAO the entire thread
thank you!!!!!!

it reminds me of the scene in scary movie 3 where they do the mock 8 mile scene :biglaugh:

Don't forget PD :)

I knew I recognized the second one he did, knew it was Simon and Garfunkel but couldn't place it... Looked it up last night and it goes back to like '63........ so PD, thanx for the memories, but second grade was pretty traumatic for me... :)

and I (sheepishly - baa) admit to plagiarism and rampant paraphrasing :D

No I grew up in a town that had 17% unemployment rate and had to stuggle month to month til I learn my hustler type skills back in high school.[/b][/quote]
Sure you did.

That unemployment really hurt you in school didn't it?

Hell, unemployment in my high school was at about 98%.......

That's why I had to go learn my bullshitting...er..um..er.. I mean "marketing" skills (yep, thats the ticket)










:yowsa:

Not to bump my own thread (but gonna anyhow), but I was just reading through this whole mess and all of a sudden had one of dem dere epipany thingies slam into my brain........



There is sometimes a very thin line between rap and Dr. Seuss...


Thats all.... nothing else to see here... Move along

:agrin:

Pearl nomination!

good one sarettah