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Old 01-26-2003   #1
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I got this spam today:

Professional Steak Knife BLOWOUT !
They slice right through even the toughest of meat with ease!

Don't be fooled by imitations that you might see in your local store,
these knives are only sold directly to the major steak houses like:

* Outback Steakhouse
* Lone Star Steak House
* Ruth's Chris Steakhouse
* Morton's Steakhouse

What can I say? Spam has reached the bottom limit possible... the "ginzu steak knives" thing...

The end may be near!

Alex
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Old 01-26-2003   #2
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ROFL, I got the same exact spam!!! ... and I was thinking the same thing!
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Old 01-26-2003   #3
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What is scary is knife ads, plus me and Nick agreeing on things... one more sign and it's all over... ya know?
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Old 01-26-2003   #4
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Alex, I have an incredible headache right now, How about you?

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Old 01-27-2003   #5
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Everyone could use a good set of Steak Knives.
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Old 01-27-2003   #6
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When do we get Spam for the Clapper?

Clap on, Clap off, Clap on.. The Clapper!
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Old 01-27-2003   #7
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Steak knives, thats a good one!

I keep getting ones with the subject:
"I go a new honda for $100!"

I go a new honda?

I mean I've received at least 20 of them in the last month, all with the same improper grammer. WTF?!?
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I used to have freesteakknives.com but I let it lapse.
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Old 01-27-2003   #9
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Steak Knives, makes me laugh. Have you seen Glenngary Glenross? ABC . . .
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Steak Knives, makes me laugh. Have you seen Glenngary Glenross? ABC . . .
I was thinking about that movie when I saw this threa title....
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What is scary is knife ads, plus me and Nick agreeing on things... one more sign and it's all over... ya know?
don't forget to add:

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its starting to get very chilly in here!!!
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Best Spam EVER!!!!!!!

""Fed up with junk email in your mail box?

Send me 9.99 and I'll remove you from my list""

One day.....one day...... I HAVE to
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Steak Knives, makes me laugh. Have you seen Glenngary Glenross? ABC . . .
"First prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

That is a classic movie, I watch it every six months or so...gets better everytime.
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"First prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."
Yea, we were going to try that as a webmaster promotion, but figured that it would not go over very well

It is a classic . . .
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Best Spam EVER!!!!!!!

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Send me 9.99 and I'll remove you from my list""

One day.....one day...... I HAVE to
Perhaps send them a free knife for being removed?
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Old 01-28-2003   #18
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i'm waiting for my first Chia Pet spam.
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I don't think so,Kim!!
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I got the same fuckin' email about steak knives in 5 inboxes and thought the same thing. HOW GODDAMN ODD!!!

The funny thing is that the SPAM POLICE come down on the anyone porn industry for sending out lists that are much cleaner that this one and let these guys do whatever they want.
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I don't think so,Kim!!
OH please, its not like I said you couldnt stick them in the back with it
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Old 01-29-2003   #23
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Best Spam EVER!!!!!!!

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Send me 9.99 and I'll remove you from my list""

One day.....one day...... I HAVE to



Love Your Work Nick
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What is scary is knife ads, plus me and Nick agreeing on things... one more sign and it's all over... ya know?
Then it's all over...I agree.
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It seems I'm now being spammed to join Nubonyx! Yes, the premier internet provider for People of Color. It even has an AfroCentric Customized Browser!

I wish I could make this stuff up.
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