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RawAlex 01-26-2003 10:36 PM

I got this spam today:

Professional Steak Knife BLOWOUT !
They slice right through even the toughest of meat with ease!

Don't be fooled by imitations that you might see in your local store,
these knives are only sold directly to the major steak houses like:

* Outback Steakhouse
* Lone Star Steak House
* Ruth's Chris Steakhouse
* Morton's Steakhouse

What can I say? Spam has reached the bottom limit possible... the "ginzu steak knives" thing...

The end may be near!

Alex

MikeW 01-26-2003 10:39 PM

ROFL, I got the same exact spam!!! :blink: :blink: ... and I was thinking the same thing!

RawAlex 01-26-2003 10:55 PM

What is scary is knife ads, plus me and Nick agreeing on things... one more sign and it's all over... ya know? :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw:

voodooman 01-26-2003 11:15 PM

Alex, I have an incredible headache right now, How about you?

:ph34r:

Anthony 01-27-2003 12:51 AM

Everyone could use a good set of Steak Knives.

Zebra 01-27-2003 12:54 AM

When do we get Spam for the Clapper?

Clap on, Clap off, Clap on.. The Clapper!

Sword 01-27-2003 01:08 AM

Steak knives, thats a good one!

I keep getting ones with the subject:
"I go a new honda for $100!"

I go a new honda?

I mean I've received at least 20 of them in the last month, all with the same improper grammer. WTF?!? :blink:

Lisa 01-27-2003 01:37 AM

I used to have freesteakknives.com but I let it lapse. :huh:

Plugger 01-27-2003 01:58 AM

Steak Knives, makes me laugh. Have you seen Glenngary Glenross? ABC . . .

SykkBoy 01-27-2003 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Plugger@Jan 27 2003, 02:06 AM
Steak Knives, makes me laugh. Have you seen Glenngary Glenross? ABC . . .
I was thinking about that movie when I saw this threa title....

cj 01-27-2003 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RawAlex@Jan 26 2003, 11:03 PM
What is scary is knife ads, plus me and Nick agreeing on things... one more sign and it's all over... ya know? :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw:
don't forget to add:

serge posted a football thread


its starting to get very chilly in here!!!


:redance:

Nickatilynx 01-27-2003 01:09 PM

Best Spam EVER!!!!!!!

""Fed up with junk email in your mail box?

Send me 9.99 and I'll remove you from my list""

One day.....one day...... I HAVE to :)

T-Rav 01-27-2003 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Plugger@Jan 27 2003, 02:06 AM
Steak Knives, makes me laugh. Have you seen Glenngary Glenross? ABC . . .
"First prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

That is a classic movie, I watch it every six months or so...gets better everytime.

Plugger 01-27-2003 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by T-Rav@Jan 27 2003, 10:40 AM

"First prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."


Yea, we were going to try that as a webmaster promotion, but figured that it would not go over very well :unsure:

It is a classic . . .

*KK* 01-27-2003 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 27 2003, 10:17 AM
Best Spam EVER!!!!!!!

""Fed up with junk email in your mail box?

Send me 9.99 and I'll remove you from my list""

One day.....one day...... I HAVE to :)

Perhaps send them a free knife for being removed?

Shann 01-27-2003 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by T-Rav+Jan 27 2003, 10:40 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (T-Rav @ Jan 27 2003, 10:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Plugger@Jan 27 2003, 02:06 AM
Steak Knives, makes me laugh. Have you seen Glenngary Glenross? ABC . . .
"First prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

That is a classic movie, I watch it every six months or so...gets better everytime.[/b][/quote]
I got the spam and thought of the movie as well! LOL I'll take the steak knives! Shouldn't be spamming psychos with steak knives though, they are out there..............

MikeW 01-27-2003 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj+Jan 27 2003, 02:49 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Jan 27 2003, 02:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--RawAlex@Jan 26 2003, 11:03 PM
What is scary is knife ads, plus me and Nick agreeing on things... one more sign and it's all over... ya know? :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw:
don't forget to add:

serge posted a football thread


its starting to get very chilly in here!!!


:redance:[/b][/quote]
It has been unseasonably cold in South Florida this year you know ;-) .. first sign that hell could quite possibly be freezing over ;-))

sarah_webinc 01-28-2003 09:53 AM

i'm waiting for my first Chia Pet spam.

Nickatilynx 01-28-2003 03:52 PM

Quote:

Perhaps send them a free knife for being removed?
I don't think so,Kim!!

:)

drunkdollars 01-28-2003 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc@Jan 28 2003, 10:01 AM
i'm waiting for my first Chia Pet spam.
Sea Monkeys in your inbox :)

DAMNMAN 01-28-2003 08:43 PM

I got the same fuckin' email about steak knives in 5 inboxes and thought the same thing. HOW GODDAMN ODD!!!

The funny thing is that the SPAM POLICE come down on the anyone porn industry for sending out lists that are much cleaner that this one and let these guys do whatever they want.

*KK* 01-29-2003 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 28 2003, 01:00 PM
Quote:

Perhaps send them a free knife for being removed?
I don't think so,Kim!!

:)

OH please, its not like I said you couldnt stick them in the back with it ;)

HoneyBlond 01-29-2003 03:14 AM

Quote:


Best Spam EVER!!!!!!!

""Fed up with junk email in your mail box?

Send me 9.99 and I'll remove you from my list""

One day.....one day...... I HAVE to


:biglaugh:

Love Your Work Nick

sarah_webinc 01-29-2003 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by drunkdollars+Jan 28 2003, 04:16 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (drunkdollars @ Jan 28 2003, 04:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--sarah_webinc@Jan 28 2003, 10:01 AM
i'm waiting for my first Chia Pet spam.
Sea Monkeys in your inbox :)[/b][/quote]
sounds like the start of a new niche....only thing is it might fall under bestiality.

Torone 01-29-2003 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RawAlex@Jan 26 2003, 11:03 PM
What is scary is knife ads, plus me and Nick agreeing on things... one more sign and it's all over... ya know? :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw:
Then it's all over...I agree. :nyanya:

Peaches 01-30-2003 08:26 PM

It seems I'm now being spammed to join Nubonyx! Yes, the premier internet provider for People of Color. It even has an AfroCentric Customized Browser! :bjump:

I wish I could make this stuff up.

Nickatilynx 01-30-2003 08:38 PM

Quote:

Nubonyx
ahhh the black sheep in the nickatilynx family :)



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Jan 30 2003, 08:46 PM

T-Rav 01-31-2003 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Plugger+Jan 27 2003, 06:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Plugger @ Jan 27 2003, 06:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--T-Rav@Jan 27 2003, 10:40 AM

"First prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."


Yea, we were going to try that as a webmaster promotion, but figured that it would not go over very well :unsure:

It is a classic . . .[/b][/quote]
I bought Glengarry Glenross last night...couldn't resist after we had this discussion earlier in the week. Its the 10th anniversary edition, I'm hoping there is some good extra shit on the DVD...


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