fun note to my friends neighbor

pushpills · 09-20-2005

he wanted something that sounded somewhat smart, so I typed it up for him. couldn't help laughing!

Dear apartment number 704,

I’d like to apologize for last weeks incident. I was working late and had a few drinks after work. I came home and realized my key didn’t fit; I kicked the door so I could get in. I realized it wasn’t my apartment and left immediately. I’d like to apologize for the loss of your personal property while the door was left unlocked.

Please contact me after 7 p.m. and we can discuss the situation. My phone number is 815--------. Once again I genuinely apologize and hope we can rectify the situation.

Respectfully yours,

Brandon ---------

Male or female, models are dopes! Forgot his keys, and booted in his neighbors door.

Inabon · 09-20-2005

next time drink some more so you can´t make it to your living complex.

Nickatilynx · 09-20-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by pushpills

he wanted something that sounded somewhat smart, so I typed it up for him. couldn't help laughing!

Dear apartment number 704,

I’d like to apologize for last weeks incident. I was working late and had a few drinks after work. I came home and realized my key didn’t fit; I kicked the door so I could get in. I realized it wasn’t my apartment and left immediately. I’d like to apologize for the loss of your personal property while the door was left unlocked.

Please contact me after 7 p.m. and we can discuss the situation. My phone number is 815--------. Once again I genuinely apologize and hope we can rectify the situation.

Respectfully yours,

Brandon ---------

Male or female, models are dopes! Forgot his keys, and booted in his neighbors door.

Fucking moron.

One night he'll kick the wrong door.

Model?

Prolly not afterwards lol

Dravyk · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Fucking moron.

One night he'll kick the wrong door.

Model?

Prolly not afterwards lol

I found the after shot:

Nickatilynx · 09-20-2005

Seems pushpill swan dived off the wagon , doesn't it.

Dravyk · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Seems pushpill swan dived off the wagon , doesn't it.

He'll be saying it's the ex-girlfriend's fault, no doubt.

Winetalk.com · 09-20-2005

.......Grogan.......

Nickatilynx · 09-20-2005

I have made it clear ...it has been over one year since I had a drink.

The only time I may have a glass of wine again is if Serge or Ant visits next summer.

It will be have to be very good wine.Hell , fuck it!!! I'll buy a bottle or 2 of Petrus maybe.

and no more then 2...well 3 glasses :-))

Inabon · 09-20-2005

LOL i said i was going to stop drinking after any of you come down to panama and party with me a bit

i am still drinking.

Winetalk.com · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

I have made it clear ...it has been over one year since I had a drink.

The only time I may have a glass of wine again is if Serge or Ant visits next summer.

It will be have to be very good wine.Hell , fuck it!!! I'll buy a bottle or 2 of Petrus maybe.

and no more then 2...well 3 glasses :-))

Nick, seriously...if this 2 glasses prove too tempting,
I'd rather drink Iced Tea.

Nickatilynx · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

Nick, seriously...if this 2 glasses prove too tempting,
I'd rather drink Iced Tea.

Worst case...you drink the wine , I'll drink the Ice Tea

But it would be poor hospitality to allow others to suffer for my problem

Winetalk.com · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Worst case...you drink the wine , I'll drink the Ice Tea

But it would be poor hospitality to allow others to suffer for my problem

No, it won't, and I fully understand...

There is a Russian expression:
In the house of the hanged man, you do not talk about ropes

Nickatilynx · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

No, it won't, and I fully understand...

There is a Russian expression:
In the house of the hanged man, you do not talk about ropes

Great saying ahahahahahahahaha

but no seriously.

I insist. You guys drink.

I shall cook!

you ever had hedgehog?

;-))

Winetalk.com · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

you ever had hedgehog?

;-))

nope, I only
had

Newton · 09-20-2005

Someone kicks your door in the middle of the night and you dont go out and watch them thrust their head into the wall repeatedly .. what is wrong with this world?

Dravyk · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Newton

Someone kicks your door in the middle of the night and you dont go out and watch them thrust their head into the wall repeatedly .. what is wrong with this world?

We can't all be chavs.

hahahaha

Nickatilynx · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

We can't all be chavs.

hahahaha

Ahhh!

A drunk chav may kick the door.

An Englishman would kick the shit out of the drunk chav.

And a pikey would giggle like a bitch , film the chav having his ass kicked , and sell the film

Dravyk · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

A drunk chav may kick the door.

An Englishman would kick the shit out of the drunk chav.

And a pikey would giggle like a bitch , film the chav having his ass kicked , and sell the film

Best definition of all of 'em I've seen!

Newton · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

We can't all be chavs.

hahahaha

I am not a chav lol .. accidents happen mate ..

Dravyk · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Newton

I am not a chav lol .. accidents happen mate ..

I'm getting who's a chav and who lives in Panama all screwed up lately.

Must be this nasty allergy medicine making me even loopier than normal.

I've got runny nose and sore throat evil-bad the past two days. Tree pollen is at "extreme levels" here. Sucks.

Trev · 09-20-2005

I'm the closest thing to a chav around these parts, but I'm not chav enough to be classed as one

I don't wear enough of this shit to qualify:
http://freespace.virgin.net/chav.scum/howto.html

I do wear a baseball cap now and then though

Newton · 09-20-2005

Hmm i don't qualify for any of those items or points

Why does this remind me of an adult show http://freespace.virgin.net/chav.scum/images/lee.jpg ?

DrGuile · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Ahhh!

A drunk chav may kick the door.

An Englishman would kick the shit out of the drunk chav.

And a pikey would giggle like a bitch , film the chav having his ass kicked , and sell the film

lol, show's you're a pickey...

the real answer is a Pikey would wait for the chav to be unconcious, knock the englishman out from behind, empty both of their pockets, and run like a girl.

MorganGrayson · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

No, it won't, and I fully understand...

There is a Russian expression:
In the house of the hanged man, you do not talk about ropes

Thank you, Serge. As always, you are a complete gentleman.
When what's-his-name posted his "2-3 glasses" attempt at humor, my fingers began to twitch - would it be a post or a flaming ICQ message I'd send him? You handled it much better.

Newton · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by DrGuile

lol, show's you're a pickey...

the real answer is a Pikey would wait for the chav to be unconcious, knock the englishman out from behind, empty both of their pockets, and run like a girl.

Is that how it would be handled in Montreal?

DrGuile · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Newton

Is that how it would be handled in Montreal?

No actually... In Montreal, the person inside would apologize to the one who broke the door down.

edit for brain fart.

Dravyk · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by DrGuile

No actually... In Montreal, the person inside would apologize to the better who broke the door down.

From what I've heard, in Montreal the door wouldn't be locked.

Newton · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by DrGuile

No actually... In Montreal, the person inside would apologize to the better who broke the door down.

There must be a lot less crime reported in Montreal with the owners just 'giving' away their items to people who kick doors down; heaven forbid one would disturb the police with such a trivial report.

DrGuile · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Newton

There must be a lot less crime reported in Montreal with the owners just 'giving' away their items to people who kick doors down; heaven forbid one would disturb the police with such a trivial report.

Lol, you must really enjoy living in one of the most violent country in the world...
(according to a thread I saw somewhere

)

Dravyk · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by DrGuile

Lol, you must really enjoy living in one of the most violent country in the world...
(according to a thread I saw somewhere

)

You must enjoy living in a country that can be conquered by an angry girl scout troop!

Newton · 09-20-2005

Dravyk I now have this visual image of girl scounts throughout the city knocking on doors sellling cookies, exclaiming that the occupant has a nice tv/soundsystem and can they have it, the owner then proceeding to unplug it and help them down to the car with it and saying they are most welcome

thanks for that

England is a green and pleasant land

Nickatilynx · 09-20-2005

fucking french....

Dravyk · 09-20-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Newton

Dravyk I now have this visual image of girl scounts throughout the city knocking on doors sellling cookies, exclaiming that the occupant has a nice tv/soundsystem and can they have it, the owner then proceeding to unplug it and help them down to the car with it and saying they are most welcome

thanks for that

I can see where Canada is being invaded, and the announcers on TV tell people to take precautions and barracade their doors. Three hours later the new government is on television saying "Well it wasn't that tough of a time actually. We have a question for you though. We understand why you put chairs and tables in front of your doors ... but why didn't you lock them as well?"

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pushpills ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ The global leader in pay-per-view AEBN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: chicago Posts: 3,460	fun note to my friends neighbor he wanted something that sounded somewhat smart, so I typed it up for him. couldn't help laughing! Dear apartment number 704, I’d like to apologize for last weeks incident. I was working late and had a few drinks after work. I came home and realized my key didn’t fit; I kicked the door so I could get in. I realized it wasn’t my apartment and left immediately. I’d like to apologize for the loss of your personal property while the door was left unlocked. Please contact me after 7 p.m. and we can discuss the situation. My phone number is 815--------. Once again I genuinely apologize and hope we can rectify the situation. Respectfully yours, Brandon --------- Male or female, models are dopes! Forgot his keys, and booted in his neighbors door. __________________ ...Almighty Content - Free feeds for your members area!... The internet is a great way to get on the net. -Bob Dole ...Remote Thumbs - Make your TGP work for you!...

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Inabon One Miiiiiiiiilllllliiiiiiooooonnnnn Dollars Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Panamá Posts: 1,585	Re: fun note to my friends neighbor next time drink some more so you can´t make it to your living complex.

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Nickatilynx Banned Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver Canada Posts: 15,115	Re: fun note to my friends neighbor Seems pushpill swan dived off the wagon , doesn't it.

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Nickatilynx Banned Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver Canada Posts: 15,115	Re: fun note to my friends neighbor I have made it clear ...it has been over one year since I had a drink. The only time I may have a glass of wine again is if Serge or Ant visits next summer. It will be have to be very good wine.Hell , fuck it!!! I'll buy a bottle or 2 of Petrus maybe. and no more then 2...well 3 glasses :-))

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Newton It's always business, never personal! The POWER of radio Oprano Radio Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On a golf course Posts: 4,916	Re: fun note to my friends neighbor Someone kicks your door in the middle of the night and you dont go out and watch them thrust their head into the wall repeatedly .. what is wrong with this world? __________________ Poser Bush in a mix-up over his hi-tech gizmo - ICLOD

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Trev Cunty Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 10,150	Re: fun note to my friends neighbor I'm the closest thing to a chav around these parts, but I'm not chav enough to be classed as one I don't wear enough of this shit to qualify: http://freespace.virgin.net/chav.scum/howto.html I do wear a baseball cap now and then though __________________ Sucks to be you.