well damn T-Rav I better just crawl into my hole now, you got me beat.

damn your good ;-))

how many boxes you sold so far ?
bet my number beats yours ;-))

Cybrglide

Big_S,
that's true.
FORTUNATELY,
judges getting wiser throwing nuicanse law suits out of the courts.
Serge

You do have business insurance, don't ya?
--------------

Sure, we're insured. Lawsuits still take up tremendous amount of your time. Time that is better spent making money instead trying to keep someone from taking it away from you.


Big_S Solid as a rock!

Phone sex...only for customers pushing 100Mbps plus of bandwidth.
*******************************

No wonder we haven't heard from Toolz lately
;-)))
Serge

Mutt I see they are saying that the President was briefed on possible hijackings. I would imagine the President gets TONS of these briefings. I imagine it was pretty generic, and he did order some higher security, but what could Bush ( or anyone) really do without specific information.

I could brief the President and say hey, some terrorist might try to hijack a plane during your term in office.

Part of the US modern ethos is to blame other people - and not hold those responsible - responsible. Maybe liberals will blame the airplanes like they blame guns.

Bottom line, the US is at war with islamic fundementalism and the states that support the movement. We need to understand that, and move towards defeating them.


Mike AI Best processing bar none!

Mark...I just left my post at Krystal.....the new diet and all...i know they are looking!
JimMr$$$ (Is Serge going to make it to PAYDAY?)

Cybrglide,

Phone sex...only for customers pushing 100Mbps plus of bandwidth. Let me know if you are interested in upping your monthly commitment...i promise its worth it.

T-Rav
T-Rav Mach 10 Hosting

You wanting to sell for me now? With all this whooper talk this morning I had you pegged wearing the paper crown and flipping burgers in the evening ;))

--------------------------------------------

well shit I better start looking for someplace to move my servers then.

I knew my fast food training would come in handy someday !!

;-))

Cybrglide

no one does it better than me !!
----------

Mark/Cybrglide or whatever the name of the day is ;)

You wanting to sell for me now? With all this whooper talk this morning I had you pegged wearing the paper crown and flipping burgers in the evening ;))


Big_S Solid as a rock!

Then attitudes change rather quickly. ;)
***************************

Big_S,
one thing I learned from Ron Levi among others:
when somebody sues you,
YOUR INSURANCE is picking up the bill!

When you sue somebody,
you are on your own.

You do have business insurance, don't ya?
Contact them FIRST as soon as you are served.

Something I learned, thanks Ron.
Serge

So humor me and give us a call or email.
------------------------------------

T-Rav, do you do phone sex ?

Sean you pay people to sell for you ?
well shit where's my bling bling baby ?

no one does it better than me !!

Cybrglide

Good Morning Oprano,

I'll cut to the chase. I'm the new kid on the block at here at Mach 10 Hosting. Business is good and getting better. That is why Big_S (he starts crying if I call him BS), felt it necessary to hire a "sales scum".

I'll spare you the used car sales person routine. I changed my mind, here's the pitch: If you are serious about your hosting, and demand reliability, affordability, and the best service money can buy, just let me know and we'll hook you up.

OK, there you have it...my phone isn't ringing yet...don't make me keep bothering you with boring sales pitches, I promise you'll regret it. So humor me and give us a call or email.

Have a great day!

T-Rav
T-Rav Mach 10 Hosting

well,
courts are less scarier in this case than losing business from the clients...
------------------

This might be true until the lawsuit costs exceed what the client is worth to you. Then attitudes change rather quickly. ;)


Big_S Solid as a rock!

we'll I'd rather party in hell with friends
then sit in heaven with hypocrites

;-))
Cybrglide
************************

I wouldn't say it better myself!
Serge

My impression is that some hosts are more scared of their own clients than hosting material which could land them in court.

Any advice welcomed.
God
************************

well,
courts are less scarier in this case than losing business from the clients...

Serge

Bless you Serge :)

God

And, how long should we wait for it to be removed before we release the lawyers?
********************

as soon as you get receipt from the post office that they were notifyed,
you can unleash
;-)))


Serge

What are the responsibilities of a hosting company with regard to it?
******************************

None...thanks to Millenium Act of Congress


Serge

Sean you gonna be coming to Hollywood ?

I'll be glad to show you.

It's 1 step below a whopper, about 1/2 inch smaller ;-))


hey you expect me to spell shit correctly on only 1 cup of coffee ??

;-))

Cybrglide

Just wanted to run this one past this board.

Content theft, what is the most effective means of dealing with it?
***********************************

I'd say contact and join APIC,
Steve Easton is NOT an angel,
but he gets the job DONE...one way or another.


Serge

Morning Oprano!

Cybrglide,

What's a whooper?


Big_S Home of the Whooper?? What the hell is a whooper? ;)

we'll I'd rather party in hell with friends
then sit in heaven with hypocrites

;-))
Cybrglide

Serge,

Hello neighbor :)

God

Just wanted to run this one past this board.

Content theft, what is the most effective means of dealing with it?

What are the responsibilities of a hosting company with regard to it?

And, how long should we wait for it to be removed before we release the lawyers?

My impression is that some hosts are more scared of their own clients than hosting material which could land them in court.

Any advice welcomed.
God

can I drop your name at the pearly gates ?

**********************

sure, and they send you right to me,
100 floors below!
;-)))
Serge

Cynicism is a good thing, these days...no matter which political philosophy you embrace!
*****
Torone
I embrace only one political philosophy, myself serving agenda. I believe everyone else is serving their agenda and are not to be trusted.

Cleo (.)~(.) I hate everything official

I'll be waiting for ya on the other side!!!!!
---------------------------------------

can I drop your name at the pearly gates ?
I need all the help I can get ;-))


Cybrglide

that story gave me horrific visions of my future!!! i'm going to die old and alone in a smelly apartment
******************************

cj, cheer up!!!!!

I'll give you something cheerful to think about,
after you do "pay the piper",
I'll be waiting for ya on the other side!!!!!
;-)))
Serge

I am compelled to ask...do you guys ever sleep?
**************************

with whom????

Sleeping with webmasters is a "conflict of interest"!

Jordan,
thanks for waking me up
;-)))
Serge

Serge
It was all over CNN yesterday,
********************************

hmmmm...since my days in Turkey,
I use Oprano News Service as my prime news source
;-)))
Serge

maaaaaan....i can only get 7 at once..
doesn't anybody travel in groups anymore??

8-).

runk GAY PAYDAY....ready?

Fuck major league baseball.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Ive been saying this all
along. Fuck ALL Pro Sports.
Except Hockey.
Everyone else is a bunch
of whiney assed overpaid babies,
Especially Baseball players.
Did anyone used to watch Arliss?

voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)

mwahahahaha


http://www.evilcon.com/stuff/Kaboom.swf


JimMr$$$ (Is Serge going to make it to PAYDAY?)

Cleo,
Cynicism is a good thing, these days...no matter which political philosophy you embrace!
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

mutt,
Also 'possessing enmity'.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

in·im·i·cal

adj.

1.Injurious or harmful in effect; adverse: habits inimical to good health.

2.Unfriendly; hostile: a cold, inimical voice.


mutt

Torone
Don't worry I grew up in the seventies and am very cynical of our government and the media.

Cleo (.)~(.) I hate everything official

The Oprano Word of The Day is .....



INIMICAL

courtesy of Torone

i gotta go look it up now.
mutt

Cleo,
Just remember the bias whenever you see a story which attacks Conservatives. For instance, the big furor about the picture...Daschle is making a lot of noise; but he has hidden the results of the investigation into his fundraiser at Mt. Rushmore (which was as illegal as Clinton accepting campaign funds from the Chinese!). In other words, research, research, research; because the media are inimical to this country's Capitalistic system. Each one (especially CNN) expects to be the new 'Pravda'.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

thanks cyberglide. I knew i had heard that info somewhere before.
mutt

Morning Oprano

Mutt notepad can fuck up a script in a heart beat,

I suggest you use Ultra Edit
http://www.ultraedit.com/


Cybrglide Home of the Whooper

Torone
Do you mean that I shouldn't believe everything that I read and hear, imagine that!

Cleo (.)~(.) I hate everything official

Hey and Good Morning! After a brief review I am compelled to ask...do you guys ever sleep? Or is it just me? LOL
ZayneE Zaynee Creations

i heard that Bush thing overnight. The story came out in the evening.


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Is Windows Notepad known to screw up scripts? can't figure out why this contest script keeps bugging out at a certain point.

same thing happened to it during the college hoop contest when it got down to only 4 teams left.


mutt

mutt, that story gave me horrific visions of my future!!! i'm going to die old and alone in a smelly apartment and my dog will eat my corpse!!!!

better remember to leave a window open ...

cj (vaginator)

Cleo,
You may have seen me post elsewhere with the tagline, "Only fools believe the biased Liberal media."

CNN is the most biased and the most Liberal. If I could, I'd run them off the air.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

It sorta puts the 'warning' story in perspective to remember how many 'warnings' we have had since 9/11 with nothing actually happening. I tend to think that things like the Cole were what should have begun the 'war on terrorism'; but the President at that time was more interested in BJ's than this country.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Good Fucking Morning you all sick fucks

Serge
It was all over CNN yesterday,
http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/05/15/bush.sept.11/index.html

Cleo (.)~(.) Have a ball

Morning Oprano!

Serge, check out http://www.newsmax.com/showinsidecover.shtml?a=2002/5/15/205704

Hey Mutt!


Wig

Mutt,
when did that come out?
Serge

the big story today is going to be that Bush knew bin Laden was going to hijack American airliners.

I knew sooner or later this was going to get real political and the witch hunt would begin to blame somebody. Human nature i guess.

I'm no big fan of Bush but NOBODY was expecting the sheer audacity of bin Laden's stooges on September 11th. Bush was warned against a hijacking, a typical hijacking, not flying jets into the WTC and the Pentagon.

Everything has to be turned into Watergate.


mutt

can't take credit for it, i think there's a porn movie spoof called that.

I STAND CORRECTED! I gave out false information a few days ago that if a person dies alone in the company of his dog the dog will starve itself and die by its master's side while a pet cat will devour your corpse.


VIENNA, Austria -- An Alsatian pet dog has eaten its owner's corpse after becoming trapped in a house for several weeks, police have said.

The 78-year-old woman who died alone about three weeks beforehand was almost entirely devoured by her dog in Feldbach in the Austrian province of Styria before being discovered by police.

Police said the German shepherd dog had been in the house with its owner when she is believed to have died of a heart attack.

All doors and windows had been locked in the house and the animal was forced to eat the body to avoid starving.

Police made the macabre discovery late on Tuesday after breaking into the locked house after a neighbour had raised the alarm.

The neighbour said the woman had phoned him weeks before saying she felt poorly, and he become concerned that she might have gone into hospital and left nobody looking after the dog.

The woman had not been seen since April 20, local media reported on Wednesday.



mutt

Mutt,
can't disagree with your review,
short and right to the point
;-))
Serge

Thanks, Slav,
one heck of a movie!
Serge

Thighs Wide Open!!!


mutt

serge


Eyes Wide Shut
Slavdogg

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mutt

Movie buffs!

I just watched Stanley Kubrick's movie, 1999 with Kidman and Tom Cruise,
about the doctor who went to masked party.

What's the name of it, I didn't watch it from the start
;-((
Serge

HB, the domain doesn't even resolve so no tracert for the domain.

here's the IP trace

1 18 18 10.112.16.1
2 18 0 65.34.112.21 6534112hfc21.tampabay.rr.com
3 19 1 65.32.8.41 65328hfc41.tampabay.rr.com
4 16 -3 66.185.136.169 pop1-tby-P0-1.atdn.net
5 21 5 66.185.136.161 bb1-tby-P0-0.atdn.net
6 37 16 66.185.153.94 bb2-atm-P7-0.atdn.net
7 41 4 66.185.147.214 pop2-atm-P1-0.atdn.net
8 32 -9 66.185.138.34 level3.atdn.net
9 56 24 209.244.15.121 pos8-0.hsipaccess2.Atlanta1.Level3.net
10 45 -11 64.159.1.253 ge-6-0-1.mp1.Atlanta1.level3.net
11 85 40 209.247.8.121 so-0-0-0.mpls1.tus1.Level3.net
12 84 -1 209.244.27.142 pos10-0.hsipaccess2.Tustin1.level3.net
13 Timed out
14 Timed out
15 Timed out

I also suggest you give Sean @ mach10hosting.com a shout.
1-512-302-9515

your losing maony if you don't.

Cybrglide

Enforcer, I agree with you 100%

Lee - good talking to you as always. Have a great show, when we both get back we will do some business!


Mike AI Best processing bar none!

http://espn.go.com/mlb/news/2002/0515/1383039.html

Fuck major league baseball. If those fuckers strike again I hope the fans tell them to go fuck themselves.



TheEnforcer

Vick you will have a blast in Orlando with Sebastian.

I am trying to talk my sister into going in November so I can hang out with my nephews in Disney World and Epoch and such...


Mike AI Best processing bar none!

HB,
this is probably not my business,
but I suggest you change Host...

give Big Sean a buzz at
http://mach10hosting.com

LMK if you need his ICQ,
his turn around time for dedicated servers less than 24 hours
Serge

NSF = Not Sufficient Funds
**************************

Doh!!
Think Girl..!!
HoneyBlond *Mental Note..Think before Posting*

dang if Cisco routers aren't a beeyotch to config sometimes - our office box is a picky little ho! did't like any of the settings I gave it - so I had to resort to sweetalking it - kinda like cj... ;)

yeah Vick, Mike's got a groovy new laptop to tune in with from the road...

Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

KK,
can't you keep your idiot just for yourself?
Serge

Mike, have a great trip
Am sure we'll hear from you on the road
Glad to hear you got your router up and running

Think I'm going to take Kate and Sebastian to Disney World for the first week of June


Vick A mind once stretched by a new Idea never regains its original dimensions

NSF = Not Sufficient Funds
Serge

http://www.cirquedusoleil.com/CirqueDuSoleil/en/tickets/touring/dralion/sandiego.htm

Vick this looks cool, I love Ciques Du Soleil. I will be taking off tommorow, for San Diego - I am finishing packing now... oh joy!

Ed was sucessful getting the router re-congigured... and now we have a new firewall.


Mike AI Best processing bar none!

Mike,

yes.

;-))
VegasLee Lets Party!

Wish I could say it was me, but I was at dinner celebrating breaking the 200lb mark.

Serge cronies get netpond and oprano mixed up maybe?
Brad Shaw

A new Cirque Du Soleil show Varaka

http://www.cirquedusoleil.com/CirqueDuSoleil/en/shows/touring/cirque2002

Will be in Philly this fall


MikeAI sorry to hear your router got fucked with
Dralion will be in San Deigo while you are there
http://www.cirquedusoleil.com/CirqueDuSoleil/en/tickets/touring/dralion/sandiego.htm

Kate and I saw it last year in NYC
Very good



Vick A mind once stretched by a new Idea never regains its original dimensions

Hey Vegas Lee can I still call you?? I have been slammed....


Mike AI Best processing bar none!

Thanks VegasLee and Sharky,
Appreciate your help.

: )
HoneyBlond Looking at her PC scratching her head...

Sharky,
do you need BROWN tag?
;-)))
Serge

----------------------

Would I really get my Own Oprano tag?

woohoo!
sharky New Sites Coming soon!

NSF stamped check
********************

At the risk of sounding Australian...Whats an NSF stamped cheque ?


HoneyBlond Looking at her PC scratching her head...

HB. I don't get it either. here is a trace..


Tracing route to 65.59.170.65 over a maximum of 30 hops

1 451 ms 60 ms 50 ms 653220hfc01.tampabay.rr.com [65.32.20.1]
2 30 ms 51 ms 90 ms 2416430hfc01.tampabay.rr.com [24.164.30.1]
3 120 ms 50 ms 60 ms 653210hfc02.tampabay.rr.com [65.32.10.2]
4 50 ms 50 ms 50 ms gsrd-srp00.tampabay.rr.com [65.32.8.228]
5 151 ms 60 ms 60 ms pop2-tby-P0-1.atdn.net [66.185.136.185]
6 130 ms 51 ms 50 ms bb1-tby-P0-1.atdn.net [66.185.136.177]
7 821 ms 80 ms 70 ms bb2-atm-P7-0.atdn.net [66.185.153.94]
8 270 ms 70 ms 60 ms pop2-atm-P1-0.atdn.net [66.185.147.214]
9 230 ms 70 ms 60 ms level3.atdn.net [66.185.138.34]
10 1532 ms 80 ms 70 ms pos8-0.hsipaccess2.Atlanta1.Level3.net [209.244.
15.121]
11 230 ms 60 ms 60 ms ge-6-0-1.mp1.Atlanta1.level3.net [64.159.1.253]

12 170 ms 110 ms 90 ms so-0-0-0.mpls1.tus1.Level3.net [209.247.8.121]
13 320 ms 90 ms 100 ms pos10-0.hsipaccess2.Tustin1.level3.net [209.244.
27.142]
14 * * * Request timed out.
sharky New Sites Coming soon!

HB,

I have not been about to get to your site either.

Tracert shows it dying off right after tustin1.level3.net 209.244.27.146

;-))

VegasLee Lets Party!

HB might want to check her network
I STILL can't resolve that domain ..
Cybrglide
************************************
Good Evening Oprano

Cybrglide I can't see the problem. Would you to do a traceroute on 65.59.170.65 sexrev.com for me please ?

HoneyBlond Looking at her PC scratching her head...

testing...testing 123 :)
smithy New affiliate program

Serge, Ed is at the office trying to repair the network. Someone hacked in and fucked up our router.

The fun never ends...


Mike AI Best processing bar none!

Ed, nobody here, it's good time to bring the sound back
;-))
Serge

Yeah yeah Gabe likely story. You know I'm suing you so you cry "broke" now ;)
RRRED AWMM instant messenging for adult webmasters

Yeah and men's sex drive can cause them to be distracted. Better make all men wear blinders or whatever those things are that they put on horses.

Cleo (.)~(.)

Some medical officials opposed changing the law, saying certain gynecological disorders could cause enough pain for a woman to pass out behind the wheel.
*****************************

hmmm...so are blow jobs!
;_))
Serge

this si from:
http://poweredby.morningstar.com/funds/Portfolio/_FKINX.html?CN=SIL152
Serge

Mike,
I found why they went down so much today..
Top 25 Holdings
Name of Holding Sector P/E YTD Return % % Net Assets

FNMA 6% 13.66
Philip Morris Companies Staples 13.20 21.09 5.82
FNMA 6% 4.99
FHLMC 6% 2.95


Philip Morris Companies went down 2% today and they are a big chunk of their portfolio...


Serge

No more Pelvic exams to get drivers license
http://abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s555652.htm




Vick Providence protects children and idiots.This is true, I know because I have tested it

Um... Don't you have to HAVE money in order to fold it? When's payday? LOL!

Keep Groovin'
Don
ounique The New Ounique is Now Online!!!

My money don't fold it barely jingles. :)
______________

Gabe you can get some of tha Candien funny money... it folds really well.

Billy made a 6 foot Oragami Dragon out of like 40 cents US worth oc Candien money. hahaha


Mike AI Do you know what we have?

Gabe,
what else of yours don't fold?
;-)))
Serge

hahhahhaha,
"eric/MsPrinny are COOKED!

http://sobegirl.com/boardbad.htm
;-)))
Serge

Serge,
My money don't fold it barely jingles. :)
Gabe Help a brother out

Hey cj
Could you icq me on #108338243 when you have a chance?
Cheers
smithy New affiliate program

Gabe,
and what are YOUR money?

;-)))
Serge

something for you young folks to think about...
thats God I'll be happily dead by than!
;-)))

Study: Cancer Cases to Double by 2050

By ERIN McCLAM
.c The Associated Press

ATLANTA (May 13) - The number of Americans diagnosed annually with cancer will double over the next 50 years, from 1.3 million to 2.6 million, according to a new study that warns of an intense burden on the health care system.
Serge

Gabe you can at least share ;)
------------------------------------http://adultcorner.com/wegcashad2.jpg
RRRed that ain't my money, those are 100s and 20s not 1s and 5s.






Gabe All about the green

Actually, I started an affiliate program recently and boy did a few people on those low class boards start some crap !
**************************

post the URL,
let us take a peak and I'll review it like it was my own
;-)))
Serge

Mike,
I have no choice,
it's either your mom's porch or dividends for me
;-))

actually...I might marry Brad as an alternative!
He is young and fluffy!
Serge

Serge, there is something to be said about dividends. It is something many of us got away from, and ignored during the Bullish years....


Mike AI Do you know what we have?