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yeah, there is a certain beauty in the boring stocks which don't go anywhere,
but pay dividends month after month, after month, after month
;-))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 15:07:48 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81200




FKINX has done well for me....
Mike AI Solid as a LOUD fucking rock!
Wed, 15 May - 15:03:11 63.100.104.52 Post #: 81199


http://www.bigcharts.com/custom/firstunion-com/stockquotes.asp?symb=fkinx

1-2-3 more pennies and this will be a BUY
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 14:58:09 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81198


Nevermind. I got it.
voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)
Wed, 15 May - 14:56:56 216.66.64.207 Post #: 81196


So are you saying I dont
know how to drive a car?


voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)
Wed, 15 May - 14:56:28 216.66.64.207 Post #: 81195


At least you guys have
cars.

voodooman
***********************

yeah,
but Mike knows how to drive his,
all of 'em
;-))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 14:55:03 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81194


She then allegedly dumped a bag of his limbs outside his girlfriend's home and left the rest of the body in their home.
***********************

kind a gives a new meaning to
"Don't leave home without it"
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 14:54:02 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81193


See, Brad and MikeAI,

you guys really arent
that bad off after all.
At least you guys have
cars.

voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)
Wed, 15 May - 14:53:24 216.66.64.207 Post #: 81192


Ulfie,

Im to sexy for my car,,,, which is why I dont have one. :-))
voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)
Wed, 15 May - 14:52:04 216.66.64.207 Post #: 81191


They say the woman from Gualaca killed her husband with a machete while he slept after he threatened to leave her.
*****************************

My Dear Ladies,
I'll NEVER leave you,
I promise!
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 14:51:29 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81190


Shouldn't voodoo's tag say I'm too sexy for my bike?


Ulfie
Wed, 15 May - 14:51:20 12.226.153.78 Post #: 81189


Better yet Cleo,

pososi moyu konfetku
voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)
Wed, 15 May - 14:50:56 216.66.64.207 Post #: 81188


I try to read it all the time !

Honeyslut
************************

don't!!!!!!!!

even I can't do that!
;-0)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 14:49:23 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81187


Cleo,

Fuck Off!!!


:-))
voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)
Wed, 15 May - 14:48:19 216.66.64.207 Post #: 81186




http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_588630.html?menu=news.latestheadlines

This is fucked up!


Mike AI Solid as a LOUD fucking rock!
Wed, 15 May - 14:47:10 63.100.104.52 Post #: 81185


Thanks mutt. Appreciate the response.


TheEnforcer
Wed, 15 May - 14:44:09 24.197.235.13 Post #: 81184


mutt
I don't know a lot of times I'm listening to MP3s or talking on the phone. Sometimes I'm at a client and then it's really uncool.

Cleo (.)~(.) The board that makes no sounds
Wed, 15 May - 14:42:20 208.61.44.30 Post #: 81183


Cleo that sound was definately over the top... I think there can be some kind medium that can be found...

Some initial music, sound is always nice... it is important that sponsors are able to communicate when they have new products or specials they are offering.


Mike AI Solid as a LOUD fucking rock!
Wed, 15 May - 14:39:46 63.100.104.52 Post #: 81182



I like sounds. BUT i admit today's boulders were a bit over the top. But I sure did notice that it was an advertisement for Epoch.

It would be incredibly annoying if the sounds played all the time. But for the first few hours a new animated ad is launched it's cool.


mutt
Wed, 15 May - 14:31:06 24.112.36.107 Post #: 81181


I had to ICQ someone before I would click on my Oprano bookamark to make sure that it was safe.

Does anybody really think that having a board make noise is a good idea?

voodooman
What is the matter sweetie is Serge fantasizing about you again. Just relax, bend over and enjoy. Don't worry he isn't very big and if you talk dirty in his ear he may even give you a reach around.

Cleo (.)~(.) The board that makes no sounds
Wed, 15 May - 14:26:08 208.61.44.30 Post #: 81180


hehehe ! thanks !

Nobody takes one serious with this name ! hahaha. I love it probably continue to use it !

Actually, I started an affiliate program recently and boy did a few people on those low class boards start some crap !

Anyway, I do alot of reading of the boards lately and try to zip the lips ! :)

I love the new design and this board's attitude ! I try to read it all the time !






Honeyslut
Wed, 15 May - 14:21:41 209.209.107.109 Post #: 81179



Thanks Brandi :)

Enforcer,

The last series of this round finishes tonight. Next round begins tomorrow night. I'll let people make picks until Friday afternoon for the next round.

Pick sheet will go up tonight about midnight or maybe later if i fall asleep. I'm woozy. Celebrated the Maple Leafs victory a bit too hard.


mutt
Wed, 15 May - 14:20:38 66.185.85.76 Post #: 81178


Trakhnulsya po p'yani i po'imal na konchik
voodooman
*******************

so?
we all have our problems
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 14:19:54 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81177




http://adultcorner.com/wegcashad2.jpg




I like it

" the 4 free people"
Mike AI ARS 3 letters everyone should know!
Wed, 15 May - 14:19:27 63.100.104.52 Post #: 81176


Sorry, Voodoo,
while you playing with your dick,
I gotta take Zhora for walk
;-)
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 14:18:48 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81175


Trakhnulsya po p'yani i po'imal na konchik
voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)
Wed, 15 May - 14:18:37 216.66.64.207 Post #: 81174


Serge,

You wish. hahahahahah

Poslushay ty, mudack
voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)
Wed, 15 May - 14:17:19 216.66.64.207 Post #: 81173


Voodoo,
please ask your collegues to translate:
Eto chto escho za shutki?
U menia tvoi hui v jeludke!

;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 14:14:56 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81172


Serge, I was just joking when
I said, "see if you can make
a circle with your mouth."

:-))
voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)
Wed, 15 May - 14:12:59 216.66.64.207 Post #: 81171


http://adultcorner.com/wegcashad2.jpg

Gabe you can at least share ;)
RRRED Wegcash $1.10 - $1.30 per email
Wed, 15 May - 14:11:46 4.61.211.119 Post #: 81170


Voodoo,
I NEVER promissed you to kiss and NOT tell
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 14:11:05 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81169


Hey mutt... when do we pick next for hockey??


TheEnforcer
Wed, 15 May - 14:10:38 24.197.235.13 Post #: 81168


Serge,

Serge,

Serge,

Lets not drift back into the
fantasy world again. You was
doing so well.

voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)
Wed, 15 May - 14:10:03 216.66.64.207 Post #: 81167


no I don't,
we woke up together, remember?
;-))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 14:08:22 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81166


Strickly Hearsay Serge.

Try at your own risk.

voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)
Wed, 15 May - 14:08:07 216.66.64.207 Post #: 81165


I supposed now you wanna
know what to take for the
pain in the morning.
:-))))
voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)
Wed, 15 May - 14:07:07 216.66.64.207 Post #: 81164


Dr.Voodoo,
please send me the pic of your sheets the morning AFTER you take anti-constupation and bottle of vodka at the same time
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 14:06:52 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81163


for constipation, you would
have to ask Cleo, but
I hear she likes fisting.
:-))))

For Sleeping disorder, try
a bottle of cranberry vodka.
:-))
voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)
Wed, 15 May - 14:05:53 216.66.64.207 Post #: 81162


When I get back it's a date!
Brandi
********************

cool!
Jokes aside, I'll ask Webfather where they serve lobsters for Sunday Brunch
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 14:04:51 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81161


As for no7, you whould make
the switch to Nexium. Much
better.
***********************

Dr.Voodoo,
and what would you suggest for constupation and sleeping disorder?

I like to take those 2 TOGETHER before I go to bed!
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 14:03:35 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81160


When I get back it's a date!
Brandi WEGCash
Wed, 15 May - 14:02:23 216.242.35.101 Post #: 81159


Nobody is mean to me !
Honeyslut
**********************

Honeyslut,
why should we?
I haven't met a slut I didn't like
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 14:01:13 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81158


How could anyone be mean
to someone named
"Honeyslut"?
:-))))
voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)
Wed, 15 May - 14:00:36 216.66.64.207 Post #: 81157


The only problem is I don't do breakfast until 10 or 10:30 that might be to late for you!
Brandi WEGCash
*****************************

that's MARVELOUS!

I usually don't eat breakfast and do it ONLY when we go out with Jordan
(Now you know why I am so slim ;-)

I'd rather have breakfast with you at 10:30 than with him at 8:30...
MY TREAT!

;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 13:59:53 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81156


whould=should
voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)
Wed, 15 May - 13:59:46 216.66.64.207 Post #: 81155


Naaahhh...she is on Ron's payroll
;-))
Serge
====================================
Very interesting !

I like your board, Serge !

Nobody is mean to me !
Honeyslut
Wed, 15 May - 13:59:33 209.209.107.109 Post #: 81154


5) PreparationH
7) Prevacid
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

You ingest no 5??? hmmm hows
that working out for you?
:-))
As for no7, you whould make
the switch to Nexium. Much
better.

voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)
Wed, 15 May - 13:58:39 216.66.64.207 Post #: 81153


Serge, it never fails, you mention my name at least once a day!
Brad Shaw
*************************

sorry, I got tired of KK, she is smart and challenge, while you are just a punching bag which requires no thought
;-))

I need my "moment to relax" too!
I'm only human
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 13:57:46 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81152


Well PLEASE forgive me Serge. I guess I owe you breakfast not Jordan. The only problem is I don't do breakfast until 10 or 10:30 that might be to late for you!
Brandi WEGCash
Wed, 15 May - 13:56:36 216.242.35.101 Post #: 81151


I think Confucy is already on the netpond payroll...
************************

Naaahhh...she is on Ron's payroll
;-))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 13:55:58 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81150


BTW, it's NOT him who blames you, it's me!
;-)))

Emi would never let me get behind the PC without taking:
1) Vitamin E
2) Viagra
3) Lipitor
4) Prozak
5) PreparationH
6) Prophecia
7) Prevacid


Serge
Wed, 15 May - 13:54:54 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81149


Serge, it never fails, you mention my name at least once a day!
Brad Shaw
Wed, 15 May - 13:52:25 68.3.229.132 Post #: 81148


He is a grown man. I can barely remember where the keys to the car are.
Brandi WEGCash
Wed, 15 May - 13:52:23 216.242.35.101 Post #: 81147




Serge, I think Confucy is already on the netpond payroll...


Mike AI ARS 3 letters everyone should know!
Wed, 15 May - 13:50:13 63.100.104.52 Post #: 81146


Brandi, isn't that your job to whisper in his ear:
"Honey, open up your mouth and take your Vitamin E pill"?
;-))))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 13:49:20 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81145


Serge,

I love the way he blames me for everything. I told him to call or email you. But NOOOOOOOOO he doesn't do it and then I get in trouble. Make sure he takes you some place good.
Brandi WEGCash
Wed, 15 May - 13:48:05 216.242.35.101 Post #: 81144


Brandi,
Jordan stood me up today!
This is ALL your fault!
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 13:46:27 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81143


Mutt,
Wicked leases their full length movies! Richard over there is great. richard@wickedia.com
Brandi WEGCash
Wed, 15 May - 13:43:51 216.242.35.101 Post #: 81142



Other than Adult Legal is there another source to license full length porn videos?


mutt
Wed, 15 May - 13:38:50 66.185.85.76 Post #: 81141


No bounced checks today !

Oh boy ! A dvd player ! I will pass !

Honeyslut
Wed, 15 May - 13:34:44 209.209.107.109 Post #: 81140




I missed the Rock sounds?? hahaha

I was off at my attorneys office... I saw teh preview - I told Ed people are going to flip. It was looping too much...

Good to see Epoch making a bang and getting attention.


Mike AI ARS 3 letters everyone should know!
Wed, 15 May - 13:31:59 63.100.104.52 Post #: 81139


Hire me and I will make you a winner!
confucy
********************

Confucy, YGM,
when can you start?

Serge
Wed, 15 May - 13:23:07 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81138



hahaha...i am on a roll.

From: "Stéphane" <stephanegrav@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.sports.hockey.nhl.car-hurricanes
Subject: Please guys ignore that freak!!


i've got the hillbillies of North Carolina in a tizzy.

Sideshow Tommy Rulez!
mutt
Wed, 15 May - 13:21:36 66.185.85.76 Post #: 81137



poor ol' Confucy. She's on so much Zoloft and Xanax she barely knows where she is most of the time.
mutt
Wed, 15 May - 13:10:14 66.185.85.76 Post #: 81136



anybody know Jeffrey Marks? Name is familiar. photographer.
mutt
Wed, 15 May - 13:07:45 66.185.85.76 Post #: 81135


Damn, Confucy went from
Luke to Meat almost overnight.
What happend Conf??? Luke
got a restraining order on ya?
voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)
Wed, 15 May - 13:07:43 216.66.64.207 Post #: 81134



Playmate Sues Photographer Over Pornographic Hotel Room Photoshoot

http://www.opranoplus.com

Maxim Magazine Coming To A TV Near You!


mutt
Wed, 15 May - 13:06:43 66.185.85.76 Post #: 81133


HB,
whoever posts the first scan of NSF stamped check from large pay proggy who been there for ages-
wins DVD from Lensman!
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 13:03:45 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81132


and what their bandwidth bill will look like in a few months because of it....
**********************

Edd,
Big Files times no traffic equal no bandwidth bills
;-))

why does it bother you?

Let everybody do whatever heck they want,
nobody borrows money from us, we don't have to be scrutinizing
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 13:02:46 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81131


Hiya Serge and everyone else !


Just reading the board ! Umm, I think I will check my mail box for returned checks ! hehehe


Honeyslut
Wed, 15 May - 12:56:57 209.209.107.109 Post #: 81130


Sorry, MikeW - but apparently I am the sole and private property of cj! ;)

Mutt - I'd be interested in knowing how "big" their flash files are - and what their bandwidth bill will look like in a few months because of it....
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) LOOK OUT!!
Wed, 15 May - 12:45:41 63.100.104.9 Post #: 81129


right now they aren't pink for sure!
**********************

Sharky,
do you need BROWN tag?
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 12:42:34 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81128


cj - YOUCH! keep that strapon away from me, you naughty vixen, you! ;) I will however give you lots of points for using your imagination!

It's an exit - not an entrance...
;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) LOOK OUT!!
Wed, 15 May - 12:38:29 63.100.104.9 Post #: 81127


"mikeW, are you coming onto edd??!!"
-----------

never without your permission first!

;-))))
MikeW (Filthy Bastard)
Wed, 15 May - 12:38:11 12.164.42.221 Post #: 81126


Mutt,
take it from me,
DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING PERSONALLY,
Oprano is Oprano because WE KNOW,
and USA was, is and be number one while Japan is in recession despite all the ideas they stole
;-))

I take NOTHING personal and I am a VERY happy camper!

fuck you, Brad!
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 12:37:35 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81125


mikeW, are you coming onto edd??!!

cj (vaginator) no sounds here
Wed, 15 May - 12:36:22 210.49.49.142 Post #: 81124


Geez - I am invoicing oprano for a new pair of underwear!

lol
do they come in pink?
Star
---------------------------

umm.. right now they aren't pink for sure!

:-)
sharky Double Strokin' for Cybrglide!
Wed, 15 May - 12:33:25 66.13.17.242 Post #: 81123


"since cj doesn't want to bang anymore... "
---------------

Damn thats too bad ....
;-))))
MikeW (Filthy Bastard)
Wed, 15 May - 12:31:34 12.164.42.221 Post #: 81122


Ok, ok - i guess i'll turn it off since cj doesn't want to bang anymore... :(
---

edd, if the other banging you have in mind is as pleasurable as that noise, then you and i are DOOMED!!!!!!

everytime that rock goes 'bang', i want you to think of being gang banged by a group of biker dykes with strapons ... to the beat of the 'bang'.
cj (vaginator) no sounds here
Wed, 15 May - 12:29:58 210.49.49.142 Post #: 81121



serge,

i hear ya. i'm still pissed. Not about the dumbass Flashboard that is my creation, Ed was right it doesn't work for shit and they can have the headaches.
I have a low tolerance for cockholsters. German ones even moreso.
mutt
Wed, 15 May - 12:24:52 24.112.36.107 Post #: 81120


Ok, you win cj - from now on we'll bang silently! ;)

EPOCH STILL "ROCKS!!"
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) LOOK OUT!!
Wed, 15 May - 12:20:53 63.100.104.9 Post #: 81119


Mutt,
we all know that and the cretins and paid employees do not care,
so why bother?

Let them think whatever they want,
WE know where the legs grow from, and this is the ONLY thing which counts
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 12:19:35 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81118


cj doesn't want to bang anymore... :(
****************************

because you banged her 1/2 to death, you animal you!
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 12:15:31 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81117



hahahaha.............yes confucy, Netpond is so innovative. I don't know where they get their ideas.

Ask Andreas where the ideas for that board came from? And the news ticker.


mutt
Wed, 15 May - 12:15:05 24.112.36.107 Post #: 81116


cj - so NOW you're going to complain about my "banging"?!? I thought you LIKED my "banging"?!?

Ok, ok - i guess i'll turn it off since cj doesn't want to bang anymore... :(
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) LOOK OUT!!
Wed, 15 May - 12:14:07 63.100.104.9 Post #: 81115


Ed,
all this banging scares Gabe from WegCash banner!
;-))))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 12:11:53 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81114



aye carumba! keep it down up there or i'm calling the cops!!!
mutt
Wed, 15 May - 12:10:27 24.112.36.107 Post #: 81113


STOP THE BANGING!!!!!!!!!!!

cj
********************

I'm calling Epoch right now!

LOL
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 12:09:27 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81112


Now I know what confucy was talking about, she noticed it before I did!

Confucy,
you gotta lay down on your board readings, sweetheart
;-0)
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 12:07:10 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81111


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

ed, i'm gonna kick your ass if you don't turn that fuckin thing off!!!
its 5.30am in australia and probably equally as insane time around the rest of the world!!! computers everywhere are exploding!! webmasters waking!! not good for your health!

STOP THE BANGING!!!!!!!!!!!

cj (vaginator) no sounds here
Wed, 15 May - 12:06:40 210.49.49.142 Post #: 81110


Geez - I am invoicing oprano for a new pair of underwear!

lol
do they come in pink?
Star
Wed, 15 May - 12:05:43 4.34.237.51 Post #: 81109


Geez - I am invoicing oprano for a new pair of underwear!


sharky Watch for New Sites!
Wed, 15 May - 12:03:32 66.13.17.242 Post #: 81108


had a heart attack
damn
********************

MikeFold,
I just dispatached Medical Emergency to your house
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 12:02:35 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81107


cj, was it meant for me???

"""cj (3:22 PM) :
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

damn you ed!!!

i just closed oprano for the first time in weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

hahahahhahahaha
;-)))
LOL
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 12:00:33 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81106


f**kin "A"

had a heart attack
damn

Fold Laurie Dhue Fan Club
Wed, 15 May - 11:59:58 64.220.84.86 Post #: 81105


Got your attention, did it, cj? ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) LOOK OUT!!
Wed, 15 May - 11:57:21 63.100.104.9 Post #: 81104


cj, poor Zhora run out of the room, he thought "british were cuming"
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 11:56:58 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81103


holy fuck what are you trying to do to us?!?!??!?!

i got awoken by this noise!!!!
cj (vaginator) no sounds here
Wed, 15 May - 11:53:21 210.49.49.142 Post #: 81102


Ed,
how do I turn sound off???

My head is all pounded!!!!
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 11:48:53 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81101


Ouch isn't that a custom somewhere?


star
*********************

Star,
I don't know, around here we only bite balls off!
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 11:48:11 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81100