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Ouch isn't that a custom somewhere?


star
*********************

Star,
I don't know, around here we only bite balls off!
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 11:48:11 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81100


Webdad,
is it REALLY that FAT or that LITTLE????

c'mon, don't make Brad Shaw out of me!
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 11:47:20 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81099


Hire me and I will make you a winner!
confucy
*********************

sure...how much do you charge for a blow job? Wanna meet Meni and MikeW as your first Oprano assignment?
We'll call it "Oprano Good Will Games"
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 11:46:02 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81098


You sit back on your fat little Russian ass
**********************************

Serge....admit it!!

I watched you doing this as late as LAST NIGHT!

;-))

Domain King
Wed, 15 May - 11:45:00 65.185.104.173 Post #: 81097


You, Sergey, are wasting away while the creative Netponders race by.
*********************************

"It's a r-r-race! It's r-r-r-race!"
;-))

Lensman is laughing his ass off!
;-))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 11:44:29 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81096


"They'd cut your clit for that"

Ouch isn't that a custom somewhere?


star
Wed, 15 May - 11:43:23 4.34.237.51 Post #: 81095


You don't find Meat wasting time with bullshit.
**************************

God forbid! Meat makes pearls every day and this one is my favorite:


You have the opportunity to gain knowledge from one of the wisest men I know. Please take the opportunity to DIG for the knowledge that Serge and the rest of us around here, I gaurantee you one thing...YOU WILL MAKE MORE $$$$ bcuz of it.



Meat Chairman
Wed Mar 10 16:30:11 1999 - 208.249.248.162 - Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98) - message #13494


Serge
Wed, 15 May - 11:42:34 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81094


You sit back on your fat little Russian ass and watch Netpond take the lead. Shame on you and Mike!
***********************************

Confucy,
darling, you are one walking contradiction...
if my ass is fat, how can it be little?
;-)))

as for taking a lead,
are you saying they were behind all this time?
They'd cut your clit for that
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 11:39:33 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81093


Sergey, are those loud sound effects you pounding your head on the pavement due to the new innovative projects your competitor, Netpond, has produced?
**********************************

which projects?

their version of our Millionaire's board and their version of Flash board which nobody uses?

hardly an innovations
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 11:37:29 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81092


I guess everyone ran for cover! lol :)
star
Wed, 15 May - 11:24:35 4.34.237.51 Post #: 81091


Sergey, are those loud sound effects you pounding your head on the pavement due to the new innovative projects your competitor, Netpond, has produced?

You sit back on your fat little Russian ass and watch Netpond take the lead. Shame on you and Mike!

You don't find Meat wasting time with bullshit. He is a man of action. You, Sergey, are wasting away while the creative Netponders race by.

Hire me and I will make you a winner!
confucy Rare Meat
Wed, 15 May - 11:24:23 64.12.101.182 Post #: 81090


ATTENTION OPRANAUTS!!

BEWARE FALLING ROCKS!!!

;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) ROCK SOLID!!
Wed, 15 May - 11:18:07 63.100.104.9 Post #: 81089


Todd, here you ccan find audio quote for ALL
ocassions:
http://moviesounds.com/

have fun
;-))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 11:06:10 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81088


Serge,

that is classic!!!!

where do you get all these??

sextoyking
Wed, 15 May - 11:01:44 66.62.156.11 Post #: 81087


...and here is one of my favorite parts:

http://192.41.19.35/vinny/pants.wav

;_)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 11:00:19 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81086


Todd,
laugh some more
;-)

http://192.41.19.35/vinny/oneway.wav

;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 10:58:21 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81085


Serge,

that was a great movie:))

laughed my ass off!!
sextoyking
Wed, 15 May - 10:53:49 66.62.156.11 Post #: 81084


"I have no more use for this witness"

(--My Cousin Vinny)

;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 10:52:24 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81083


Ahh Serge, always knows how to ask those proper questions.

is that called Bait and Switch?
sextoyking
Wed, 15 May - 10:50:54 66.62.156.11 Post #: 81082


I know Nothing!!!
sextoyking
**************************

wasn't effective defense at Nurnberg Trial
;-))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 10:46:58 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81081


Especially to some Eastern European countries and others.
****************************

YOU ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT Prague, right?
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 10:46:02 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81080


Serge sorry, we are 100% Discreet.

I know Nothing!!!
sextoyking
Wed, 15 May - 10:45:53 66.62.156.11 Post #: 81079


there has been quite a few times I have turned down biz.
**************************

any names we know?
;_)))


Serge
Wed, 15 May - 10:45:17 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81078


Serge,

Kosher Sex?? LOL

nice site design though:)
sextoyking
Wed, 15 May - 10:45:17 66.62.156.11 Post #: 81077


Todd,
seems like you visited Meni already
;-))

http://www.askmen.com/love/vanessa/31_love_secrets.html
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 10:44:07 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81076


Serge,

there has been quite a few times I have turned down biz.

Especially to some Eastern European countries and others.

If the KKK came calling, I would send them a star of david:))
sextoyking
Wed, 15 May - 10:41:15 66.62.156.11 Post #: 81075


Thanks Nick!

But send to ldm at whitcon.net ! =o)


LDM Get Email Traffic Today
Wed, 15 May - 10:40:28 24.87.189.35 Post #: 81074


Serge I hate to repent!!!

If I need to I will go visit the rabbi:)
sextoyking
Wed, 15 May - 10:40:05 66.62.156.11 Post #: 81073


and love doing biz with Voice Media:))
**************************

Todd,
I don't think you EVER turned business from ANYBODY!

You'd sell toys to KKK!
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 10:39:43 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81072


St. Nick,

you know I love Robin Williams, and truly love that movie.

I also have a special place for Ron, and love doing biz with Voice Media:))
sextoyking Sure we do lots of designs:)
Wed, 15 May - 10:37:56 66.62.156.11 Post #: 81071


Todd,
REPENT!!!!
;-))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 10:37:51 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81070


Well Serge,

Meni has his own special group:))



sextoyking Sure we do lots of designs:)
Wed, 15 May - 10:36:28 66.62.156.11 Post #: 81069


stk,

""Good Morning Vietnam!! ""

How dare you use the words of R-n like that!!

SINNER!!!!!

;))
Archbishop Nick 59 days...the quickening
Wed, 15 May - 10:34:54 24.69.255.204 Post #: 81068


how is the group doing on this fine day??
************************

it depends whom you ask...
Meni's group fucks each other in the ass
;-))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 10:34:28 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81067


Hey Meni...I am here: http://design-a-thon.com/designers/zaynee/self.jpg and I am looking forward to it!
ZayneE Zaynee Creations
Wed, 15 May - 10:34:07 66.176.80.207 Post #: 81066


Good Morning Vietnam!!

how is the group doing on this fine day??


sextoyking Promote 4000 Dvd's in 2 days
Wed, 15 May - 10:30:44 66.62.156.11 Post #: 81065


mutt - ""give Nick credit, he mails out of his servers""

Bless you my son.

We comply with every proposed anti-spam regulation.

Anthony@whitcon.net
for the newest innovation in mailing.

We only innovate if it makes money! - Whitaker Consulting
Archbishop Nick 59 days...the quickening
Wed, 15 May - 10:29:53 24.69.255.204 Post #: 81064


Are you talking about this weekend?
I'm out Friday and Sat
MikeW and ZayneE are out Sat with us
And pray that i don't get blown off Sunday by the shot girl.
She's 19 hee hee
Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Wed, 15 May - 10:24:50 24.147.73.216 Post #: 81063




Meni which night are you part animals going out? I always want to do my part in helping out wayward strippers... :-)


Mike AI ARS 3 letters everyone should know!
Wed, 15 May - 10:23:38 63.100.104.52 Post #: 81062



whoever runs this teenisex and sickanal program is making you look bad Nick. I can't get away from these spammers. Everywhere I turn i wind up at Teenisex.

give Nick credit, he mails out of his servers, these cockholsters will use anything.
mutt
Wed, 15 May - 10:21:10 66.185.85.76 Post #: 81061


Cool ZayneE, it will be fun
i'm
http://www.thewholefuckinshow.com
Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Wed, 15 May - 10:19:45 24.147.73.216 Post #: 81060


Good morning my son :))
Archbishop Nick Send traffic and gain salvation
Wed, 15 May - 10:14:49 24.69.255.204 Post #: 81059


good morning, Archie
;-))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 10:08:01 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81058


Good Morning Oprano,and God bless you all :)


Archbishop Nick
Wed, 15 May - 10:05:42 24.69.255.204 Post #: 81057


Ohhhh shit...not again LOL
ZayneE Zaynee Creations
Wed, 15 May - 09:48:09 66.176.80.207 Post #: 81056


sorry, MikeW,
I just HAD TO share MY experience with you and Meni
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 09:43:29 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81055


"make sure they don't fuck each other in the ass"
-----------

Damn Serge, now you spoiled the surprise!

;-)))))
MikeW (Filthy Bastard)
Wed, 15 May - 09:40:34 12.164.42.221 Post #: 81054


Hey Meni...I am planning to do whatever you guys do.
*******************************

make sure they don't fuck each other in the ass
;-))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 09:37:19 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81053


Hey Meni...I am planning to do whatever you guys do. I was gonna just meet MikeW at his house and go from there :-)
ZayneE Zaynee Creations
Wed, 15 May - 09:31:40 66.176.80.207 Post #: 81052


cool ZayneE, we'll have fun
can you hit the booby trap with us before Scarletts?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Wed, 15 May - 09:26:03 24.147.73.216 Post #: 81051



from the 'Too Much Free Time' department

http://www.allbrevard.com/20bill.html
mutt
Wed, 15 May - 09:20:01 66.185.85.76 Post #: 81050


LOL - yeah...that layout is still in testing, so to speak. I am not planning to "officially" launch it until next week some time. Just wanted to show a bit more of what I can do since I have a somewhat sparse portfolio filled mostly with sites I did for guys who do search engine placement...shitty content and rediculous strings of keywords instead of nice, pretty two or three word domains. :-)

ZayneE Zaynee Creations
Wed, 15 May - 08:48:41 66.176.80.207 Post #: 81049




http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/05/15/priest.shooting/index.html

Do you think the young man who shot the priest who molested him will ever be convicted of a major crime?

From what I have read about the case, I would have to look for a way not to find him guilty.

If I was the defense attorney, I would surely be working on jury nullification.


Mike AI Best processing bar none!
Wed, 15 May - 08:48:35 66.157.52.141 Post #: 81048


hahahahahahaha,
I like your presentation:
"We can handle your project from start-to-finish. Every site goes through careful evaluation before the design work begins. Blah, Blah, Blah....etceterated bullshit, Blah some more."
;-))))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 08:46:03 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81047


Thanks Serge...I saw the folly in my ways the moment it posted :-)
ZayneE Zaynee Creations
Wed, 15 May - 08:42:13 66.176.80.207 Post #: 81046


ZayneE, no need to use HTML tags in URL,
it goes by itself
;-))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 08:40:57 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81045


OK...cool...the board here is smarter than I am LOL

http://www.zayneecreations.com/newV3

:-)
ZayneE Zaynee Creations
Wed, 15 May - 08:40:29 66.176.80.207 Post #: 81044


Hey Mike AI...it varies. Hit me up on ICQ or email and let's talk particulars.

A "typical tour" would be in the $1,000 - $1,200 range. If you're interested in something a bit more radical like <a href="http://www.zayneecreations.com/newV3"> My New Site</a> it would be a bit more.

ICQ: 148167599 :-)
ZayneE Zaynee Creations
Wed, 15 May - 08:39:37 66.176.80.207 Post #: 81043




ZayneE - went through your portfolio, not to shabby.

What kind of prices do you have for a typical tour?


Mike AI Best processing bar none!
Wed, 15 May - 08:31:47 66.157.52.141 Post #: 81042


Hey Meni,

I am gonna wait and see if I survive the prelims this weekend with you guys. If I pass (and don't pass out) I will do the Internext Tour too LOL ;-)
ZayneE Zaynee Creations
Wed, 15 May - 08:28:15 66.176.80.207 Post #: 81041


Just announced
the Meni and MikeW
Internext strip club tour
who's in?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Wed, 15 May - 08:17:21 24.147.73.216 Post #: 81040


OK the second dosage of ECA is kickin' in
FYI
I was 205 in Vegas
I'm 187 right now
lose the carbs people!!!
consume protein and water
and I haven't lost any strength
And I'll be honest, if I got spare change I'll buy some juice for internext
Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Wed, 15 May - 08:14:16 24.147.73.216 Post #: 81039


Mutt, I guess some webmasters drop out of the program, and don't want email from us
like freehugemovies.com dude
I guess if you give out free huge movies why would a surfer pay for anything
Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Wed, 15 May - 08:12:43 24.147.73.216 Post #: 81038


Meni,
next time use somebody else to do your mailings
;-))


Serge
Wed, 15 May - 08:10:40 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81037


Jenna can spam me anytime.
:-))))

voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)
Wed, 15 May - 08:06:42 216.66.64.207 Post #: 81036



i didn't mean it was spam. i figured that it was a legit mailing to webmasters in the program.
I said there were webmasters who were saying it was spam.

Jenna and her crew run stuff professionally.

mutt
Wed, 15 May - 07:54:54 66.185.85.76 Post #: 81035


Meni
Looks like it's time for more e-mails, lol

Cleo (.)~(.) Crunch Jenna
Wed, 15 May - 07:54:28 208.61.44.30 Post #: 81034


Sweetie
ccbill must have messed up
http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=918096-0000&PA=280884
it was missing &PA
fuck!!!
Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Wed, 15 May - 07:31:21 24.147.73.216 Post #: 81033


Meni
This is the code that they told me to change to,
http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=918096-0000=280884

It goes nowhere :(

Cleo (.)~(.) Crunch Something
Wed, 15 May - 07:17:05 208.61.44.30 Post #: 81032


perhaps a nice -2 font text link ??
***********************************

yeah,
over there:
http://oprano.com/morons.html
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 07:10:12 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81031


We'd like to perhaps spend a few hundred dollars to try out some 468x60 banners on your message board. What could you offer us?
--------------------------------------------

perhaps a nice -2 font text link ??


Cybrglide
Wed, 15 May - 07:05:21 65.34.116.33 Post #: 81030


Wall Steet does not like the smell of pussy.

Nothing new there, wonder why it took them so long to figure it out.
*************************************

wrong!
;-))

stock was up 6% yesterday and some more thos morning
;-))

I guess SOME pussies smell like roses on Wall Street
;-))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 07:00:32 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81029


What could you offer us?
********************************

my answer was:
Obituary
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 06:58:31 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81028


anybody needs a sponsor for webmaster sites?

I just got this e-mail:

Hi Serge,

How are you doing? My name is Allison and I work with Hosts4Porn, the adult web hosting resource site.

We'd like to perhaps spend a few hundred dollars to try out some 468x60 banners on your message board. What could you offer us?

Thanks,

Allison


p: 416-925-7264
f: 416-925-9421
ICQ: 91383398

*R & D for your T & A*
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 06:56:42 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81027


mutt, ccbill send out an early one with new code and a later one with new code and username and pass.
Some people have multiple accounts with jennacash, cuz when the first joined the clicked ok, a few times.
I know my buddy Simon Flynn had 4, so he got 8 emails.
he had 4 accounts.
And its not spam mutt, we are telling people to change their links, they are jennacash affliates, thats not spam
they must change the link codes within 2 weeks
That is NOT SPAM
Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Wed, 15 May - 06:54:54 24.147.73.216 Post #: 81026


HB might want to check her network

I STILL can't resolve that domain ..
***********************************
Bugger..!
Thanks Cybrglide checking now..
HoneyBlond
Wed, 15 May - 06:50:36 144.137.184.79 Post #: 81025



meni some people were complaining yesterday that they got multiple spams from ClubJenna. maybe somebody screwed up sending out a mail list.
mutt
Wed, 15 May - 06:49:45 66.185.85.76 Post #: 81024


Cleo, ccbill send out the emails and put my email address on them.
What url, the link code?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Wed, 15 May - 06:48:11 24.147.73.216 Post #: 81023


HB might want to check her network

I STILL can't resolve that domain ..

morning Oprano,
little birds are chirping, sky is blue, it's gonna be a nice day

;-))

Cybrglide
Wed, 15 May - 06:45:06 65.34.116.33 Post #: 81022


HB,
you ARE a REAL blond!
;-))
***********************
lol..
Yep.. !
; )
HoneyBlond You've seen my posts..of course I'm blonde
Wed, 15 May - 06:44:35 144.137.184.79 Post #: 81021



honestly, i haven't seen an adult web game worth shit. Maybe that Do You Know Sex thing was alright back when it first came out cuz there were hardly any Flash or Shocked games anywhere at the time.

probably too expensive to develop really good adult games.
mutt
Wed, 15 May - 06:41:46 66.185.85.76 Post #: 81020


HB,
you ARE a REAL blond!
;-))

http://www.sexrev.com/partnernews/PartnerNews_files/HoneyB.jpg

;-))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 06:37:57 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81019


Cleo, Just finished the morning massage a while ago. Thier relaxed and ready for traffic:))
dantheman
Wed, 15 May - 06:37:55 208.220.30.72 Post #: 81018



*wanders in, smiles and waves at everyone*
Morning Oprano

: )
HoneyBlond So Long and Thanks for all the Fish
Wed, 15 May - 06:35:01 144.137.184.79 Post #: 81017


dantheman
Good morning, have your caressed my servers today?

Cleo (.)~(.) Crunch Something
Wed, 15 May - 06:28:00 208.61.44.30 Post #: 81016


now who has the scans to make your predition come true this time.
*********************************

VL,
I thought you knew it by now....
"Little Birdie" is the name
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 06:25:08 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81015


Dan,
plenty of new adult games for webmasters,
check them out:
http://www.adultwebgames.com/demo.htm
;-)
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 06:23:50 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81014


Serge,

As we have all known for years...

Wall Steet does not like the smell of pussy.

Nothing new there, wonder why it took them so long to figure it out.

You where right that time, now who has the scans to make your predition come true this time.


;-))


VegasLee who will be here next year?
Wed, 15 May - 06:23:21 65.160.208.111 Post #: 81013


GooD Morning OpranO

SO what's NEW?
dantheman
Wed, 15 May - 06:19:55 208.220.30.72 Post #: 81012


ZayneE,
details are scetchy and inconclusive,
there are only smoke but without check scans, I see no fire...
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 06:11:20 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81011


Hey Serge, Mike AI!

What's going on today? Big problem in Small Bank Account?
ZayneE Zaynee Creations
Wed, 15 May - 06:09:20 66.176.80.207 Post #: 81010


iBill processes transactions for merchants in many different industries, including the adult entertainment
industry.
**************************

one day...one day, they'll disclose how big is $$ volume in "many different industries"
compared to "the adult entertainment
industry."

I have a feeling that this "included" is much bigger than the part it's included to.
;-))

Serge
Wed, 15 May - 06:06:49 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81009


VL,
more to the Ibill story from their annual report:



Because some of the transactions iBill processes are for the adult entertainment industry, our reputation with
our customers and in the investment community may be harmed and the price of our common stock
may decline.

iBill processes transactions for merchants in many different industries, including the adult entertainment
industry. Certain current and potential customers as well as investors, lenders, and others may be
reluctant or refuse to do business with us, participate in the market for our common stock, provide financing,
or offer related services because we process transactions for the adult entertainment industry. This
may negatively affect our business, financial results, the price of our common stock or limit our ability to
raise capital in the future.
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 06:03:54 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81008


nothing much, Runk, everybody sit and wait for scans of NSF checks
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 05:59:47 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81007


'sup Oprano?
runk Gay Traffic? Yeah, baby
Wed, 15 May - 05:58:43 65.35.94.136 Post #: 81006


mutt, that would be a good idea
;-))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 05:37:21 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81005



well i guess we will have to wait then. Maybe we can put up a bounty for a verified scan of an 'NSF' check.
mutt
Wed, 15 May - 05:34:54 66.185.85.76 Post #: 81004


mutt,
I have no clue....I don't have a name.
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 05:33:49 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81003


Mutt,

The only thing big there is the mouth.....

;-))

VegasLee who will be here next year?
Wed, 15 May - 05:33:21 65.160.208.111 Post #: 81002


VL,
patience is a virtue,
let's not spread the rumors 'till somebody posts the check with NSF stamp on it
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 15 May - 05:32:19 172.156.255.52 Post #: 81001