this wouldn't be a pr-gram that has bragged about paying on clockwork and never missing a check since the pers-n who invented the Internet started this webmaster program is it?

nah. couldn't be.


mutt

Hint was "BIG"

But in our business that can be alot of people.... they tend to sit on their butt's and eat alot.

;-))
VegasLee who will be here next year?

I know one that was bouncing checks "again" the first of this month.
**************************

Cash flow can be a beeeeaaatch!
;-)))
Serge

So now I guess I have to sit here and keep refreshing the board to see if they are one of your sponsors since you have not said who it is.
************************

yeap, I didn't...but I gave a clue:
"A cockroach will live nine days without its head,
before it starves to death."

hahahahahahahahaha
;-))))


if this rumor is confirmed,
this would be THE FIRST TIME in it's HISTORY they bounced the check.
Serge

"a broken dick must be pretty ucomfortable"

Especially when you try to use it (don't ask...you don't wanna know)!;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Cleo,
how do you spell
"beeatch"?
;-)))
Serge

Well Serge,

I know one that was bouncing checks "again" the first of this month. That is not news though, they do it about twice a year for the last couple of years. So now I guess I have to sit here and keep refreshing the board to see if they are one of your sponsors since you have not said who it is.

Atleast with Ibill you told the whole news.

;-))


VegasLee Follow us for the fun!

Serge
Don't worry, I still consider you a pig ;P

Cleo (.)~(.) oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink,

JimMr$$$ ,
guilty as charged!
;-)))
Serge

Just the facts please...

;-))
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VL,
usually MY rumors are right on the money...
remember few months ago the rumor of IBill been punished for over 20 mils?

read their quarterly report they posted yesterday,
the number they talk about is
20.2 mils.
close enough
;-)))
Serge

Serge....you have FAR too much time on your hands...=))


JimMr$$$ (Is Serge going to make it to PAYDAY?)

"Rumor Mill: "

Damn, I thought it was.

"In numbers we trust" when it came to Serge... now he is dealing in Rumors....

Just the facts please...

;-))


VegasLee Party time in Montreal

food for thoughts:

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you
would have produced enough sound energy to heat one
cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)


If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to create the energy of an
atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it)


A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)
(How'd they figure this out, and why?)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour. (Still can't get over that pig thing)
(Don't try this at home..maybe at work?)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always
smiling?) (And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't
seem fair)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull30
times its own weight and always falls over on its
right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of..?) (Did taxpayers
pay for this research??)


Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew..? Who cares? How'd they find out, ask
them?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like
a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..can you imagine?? And why pigs?)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head,
before it starves to death. (Creepy)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head
is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by
ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the..) (Well, at least pigs get
a break there..)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig..quality
over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Oh, geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

After reading all these, all I can say is.......
Lucky Pigs!
Serge

good. let me know what time. figure, me, mayka, emil, maybe my brther and furby.

i have to run. another dr. appoiment.
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

are we good for monday, 20th?
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you betcha!
Serge

i guess if it is ribbed fr their pleasure it could be fun.

are we good for monday, 20th?
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

Hey everybody!

What's shakin' this mornin'!


JimMr$$$ (Is Serge going to make it to PAYDAY?)

Jonas, it depends on the shape of a brace
;-)))

some girls might like it
;-)))
Serge

yep. a broken dick must be pretty ucomfortable

jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

I have to wear a special brace for about 3 weeks.
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thanks goodness you don't have "gamekeepers DICK"
;-))))
Serge

serge - i got the results from the ortho. I have what they call gamekeepers thumb. I have to wear a special brace for about 3 weeks.

reminder - we raised payouts to $35 a signup and $40 for those who generate 40 or more signups a week.
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

Please note:
"Passed by Congress after a previous law - the Communications Decency Act (CDA) - was ruled largely unconstitutional by the Supreme Court, COPA also became mired in murky constitutional waters shortly after it was signed into law by former President Clinton."
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Cleo how much money? $50?
********
Meni
Your diet of street walkers has tainted your values. BTW, The URL that you sent out for Club Jenna goes to a blank page. Maybe you didn't set it up right in the CCBill admin?

Cleo (.)~(.) Just fifty bucks get you Meni for a night

Rumor Mill:
================

one of the BIG guys lost his processor and passes NSF checks to webmasters.

(No, this is NOT one of our sponsors)

anybody know who that might be?
;-))))
Serge

Cleo how much money? $50?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Good Morning

Meni
Nothing makes me horny except money. You could say that I have a green fetish.

Cleo (.)~(.) t's All About The Money

meanwhile,
if you travel to EU and making purchases there qualifying for VAT tax refund-
DO NOT take the option of having it refunded into your credit card acount,
TAKE CASH!

10 days ago I didn't take cash and still waiting for the money to be refunded...never again!
;-(
Serge

Meni,
I am excited about your cuming
;-))
Serge

Serge, tell me where Newmount Mining lives and I'll send him the 9 cents he lost
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

good morning oprano

mutt thanks for a good read on opranoplus

1 more day and i'm in FL woohooo
Cleo, Serge, do I make you horny?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Wig,
Newmount Mining lost 9 cents vs 12 cents profits expectations...
Serge

Waitress Settles Lawsuit With Hooters Over Toy Yoda Contest

http://www.opranoplus.com

54% of Girl Scouts Say They Could Have A 'Cyber Affair'

Man Who Snapped Bogus Anna Kournikova Pix Weeps In Courtroom

etc

http://www.opranoplus.com


mutt

I've been reading that there are some gold mining companies that might have real messes when it comes to derivatives.... some people think that derivatives will be the final death knell in the stock market's coffin... who knows.

wig,
Do you have any opinion about buying gold certificates vs. the actual bars?? Is there any difference? I know buying the bars themselves is more costly here in Canada.


Monk
Tue, 14 May - 19:30:28 156.34.191.215 Post #: 80907
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Monk, this is undoubtedly true. Many "gold" companies will be too short and get it rammed up their ass. You just cannot blindly buy mining companies. The three I mentioned yesteday have gained about 25-35% since 2000.

I do not invest much outside of the futures markets and all my work is based on these markets. All I know is that my work is telling me that Gold will see a major bull market over the next 2 years, while the stock market is in an overall decline.

It remains to be seen. ;-))


Wig

hmmmm....seems weird to go to the trouble of making them just for Canada, being that Canada only has 33 million people. Why not for the US?
mutt

it sounds like they do build the cars in Australia cj. HSV's.
---

yep, they build those here ... but like you said, subsidary of general motors!!

i read an article recently but i can't find it ... they are going to start making holden commodore's and possibly hsv's for canada ...
i don't think we send them anywhere else?


cj (vaginator) hsv, on their way to canada.

hahaha ........the best story i have that is close to that is that the biggest dork in the 7th grade, Jeffrey Milrod(u out there Jeff?),typical nerd sterotype, glasses taped up, wore black socks and dress shoes in gym class(dunno how he got away with it). Ok so this guy is a total social reject.

The 7-11 type store where all the kids in the our neighborhood bought candy, cigarettes etc. Jeffrey goes in there one day with a long coat on, he goes to the magazine rack and steals a whole bunch of porno magazines stuffing em underneath the long coat. So he figures that to avoid any suspicion he should go up to the cash register and buy like a pack of chewing gum. He gives the lady a bill and she says to him "do you have anything smaller?'. The dork forgets what he's doing, he opens the long coat to look for another bill and all the porno magazines go splat all over the floor. He runs outta the store all the way home.


mutt

''To me it was like it was suicide. He could see how fast I was going. He could see I could not stop.

''I have just been so angry ... he could have avoided me so easy."

holy shit! This loser is angry at the policeman he ran over and killed.


mutt

No we don't...

Speaking of news, I heard on the radio this afternoon that a guy who had 'borrowed' his roommates credit card and charged a penis enhancer to it, amongst other things, had been convicted and fined. Worst part about the whole deal is that now EVERYONE knows he wanted a penis enhancer. ;))


Lisa

does Australia have the death penalty?

This guy should be dead. Unbelievable.

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2002/05/13/1021002431568.html

mutt

Right.


Lisa

"You have to live in Australia if you want to buy one, because Holden, a subsidiary of General Motors, builds and sells cars there."

it sounds like they do build the cars in Australia cj. HSV's.

steering wheel is on the left or right in Australian cars?
mutt

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

slav, with a name like that, you thought it was australian?!?!?

our products are never more than 2 syllibils like 'fost-ers' so we can remember them when drunk.

cj (vaginator) subura. its australian for beer.

mutt, only mega block busters like star wars, others are all delayed.

I always thought Subaru was Australian.
i just checked its Japanese..


Slavdogg

that's really weird. Don't Aussie retailers suffer? And with the ability to shop online now it will get worse for them. I would have thought you would have the best of both worlds down being closer to Pan Asia or whatever it's called.
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mutt, regarding the shopping online ... lots of companies, especially the big ones who have big price differences world wide, do not allow online trading internationally ... its very hard for me to buy a sony product for example, from an online store that has a license to operate in usa. i have to go through an australasia specific site which charges me the higher price.

>>What car does Australia make?

http://www.hsv.com.au

slav, no we don't!! we just import them from asia and slap stickers on em!! LOL

cj (vaginator) anyone know where i can get a luke skywalker blow up doll?

i think that's changing, bout the way movies are released in abroad. I think the new Star Wars is opening in Europe at the same time? think i read that.

What car does Australia make?

hey, Canada makes plenty of cars and trucks. Good chance the car or truck an American is driving came off an assembly line in Windsor or Oakville.

mutt

>> American movies don't open in Australia the same day as in the States?

mutt, in Europe most US movies open few weeks or even months after they come out here as well.


>> it sucks living in the 3rd world sometimes!! :-)

cj, unlike Canada at least you guys produce your own cars.



Slavdogg

that's really weird. Don't Aussie retailers suffer? And with the ability to shop online now it will get worse for them. I would have thought you would have the best of both worlds down being closer to Pan Asia or whatever it's called.

Here's an idea. Australia is just a big island. Build thousands of tugboats and then drag the whole country and anchor it down near Hawaii. You will have the tropical climate, closer to the US for trade and travel, and you will be far far away from the Kiwi's.

Problems solved.
mutt

American movies don't open in Australia the same day as in the States? That's ridiculous, you put the cans of film on a plane and a day later they are there.
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mutt, same reason why our shops are still selling last years computer equipment ... our country is only good for picking up those 'final profits' and is not big enough to worry about a big launch here.

i have been looking at digital camera's this week and the differences in price and availability between brands is funny. nikon is cheaper here and available immediately when a new product launches. sony is at least 25% more expensive and it takes at least 3 months for the products to arrive here ...

this is why all of my techy gadgets have usa plugs with oz adapters on them :-)))) i buy dvd's, gadgets, etc from the states so i have them before they are already old!!

it sucks living in the 3rd world sometimes!! :-)

cj (vaginator) anyone know where i can get a luke skywalker blow up doll?

you kidding?!??!?!

i had wet dreams over luke skywalker when i was 6 ...
________________


MMMMmmmmm no wonder I like you so much CJ! ;-)


Mike AI Best processing bar none!

Lisa,

I think CJ was just born a
sexaholic. You girls are
just grown differntly
there.

:-))))
voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)

Nope...not kidding...I have all of em here cos the boys are fans, but I've only ever seen snippets as I dashed from the room. ;)

"i had wet dreams over luke skywalker when i was 6 ... "

Not sure if the most disturbing part of that is you discovering lust at 6...or that you had wet dreams. ;/

;))


Lisa Star Wars Free Zone

American movies don't open in Australia the same day as in the States? That's ridiculous, you put the cans of film on a plane and a day later they are there.

Movie theaters are going to be digital in the not too distant future, beamed by satellite into theaters all across the world.
mutt

Mike grew up wearing R2D2 pajamas i bet.

it just doesn't do anything for me. I liked ET cuz it seemed real to me, one alien stranded on earth.


mutt

lisa?!?!??!
are you kidding?!??!?!

i had wet dreams over luke skywalker when i was 6 ...

i've seen all the movies, they're ok, but i'm not into the cult surrounding it.

ok, so if the new one comes out there on thursday, we should get it sometime in 2003?



cj (vaginator) ping pong titles here!!

I've never seen Star Wars...any of them. :)


Lisa Star Wars Free Zone

How can anyone not love Star Wars??? It is what life is about!!

Though phantom menace did blow!


Mike AI Best processing bar none!

biggest sports in Australia are I think rugby, Aussie rules football, tennis.
There's a famous rugby team in either Australia or New Zealand called the All Blacks. I think an NBA team should steal it!
mutt
-----

grrrrrr!!!
fuckin kiwi's

rugby league and afl are our 2 biggest regular competition sports, basketball is ok here but struggles to get enough advertising $$ ...

basketball is a great sport, loved the world over, but america is one of the few countries where its a big money sport.

soccer, tennis, golf ... big money the world over.

cj (vaginator) ping pong titles here!!

hell yeah we have black people. Ever hear of the Underground Railroad? Slaves escaped to Canada.
Plus BIG Carribean black immigration.

Lennox Lewis - British? In his dreams, he grew up here and lives here. Brits have no shame, they will offer money to anybody with an ounce of talent to tell the world they are British.

our best basketball player is white though. Steve Nash, NBA All Star.

you need Canuck facts, just axe me.
mutt

Canadiens play basketball???

There are no black people
in Canada are there?
:-))
voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)

Anyone see the previews for
the new movie with Robbin
Williams as a Writer thats
a murderer?
What a change of rolls for
him. Looks good though.
voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)

yeah i thought the All Blacks were Kiwis. They are like the New York Yankees of rugby.

Aussies are ok at basketball. Bout the same level as Canadians.


mutt

certain things, i meant
Render

you like Star Wars? the whole thing bores me to tears. Trailer looks cool tho. I'm just not a sci-fi guy.

i like cartoons.
mutt

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i'm not big into sci-fi, but certains transcend their genre, i think it's gonna be awesome...yeah i like cartoons too

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"There's a famous rugby team in either Australia or New Zealand called the All Blacks."

Good thing you didn't come here and say that! The All Blacks are the much hated by Aussies, NZ rugby team (which sucks, btw). ;))
Trans-Tasman rivalry at it's very best. :))


Lisa Horses for courses...

biggest sports in Australia are I think rugby, Aussie rules football, tennis.
There's a famous rugby team in either Australia or New Zealand called the All Blacks. I think an NBA team should steal it!
mutt

you like Star Wars? the whole thing bores me to tears. Trailer looks cool tho. I'm just not a sci-fi guy.

i like cartoons.
mutt

lets change the topic to the new Star Wars movie coming out this Thursday, or something, hehe

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On the first Tuesday of November, every year, the whoooooooooooole bloody country stops to watch...a friggin horse race! Even the schools let the kids watch it, and run sweeps on it...insane. :)


Lisa Horses for courses...

soccer sucks, i never understood how people could get so worked up over that sport ;)

Render $38 per FREE Signup - Send your shit traffic our way, we'll handle the rest.

Mike hockey isn't on the radar screen in the bayou but in many major America cities it ranks above the NBA. In Detroit - Pistons are 2nd class citizens to the Red Wings. Philly - The Flyers above the Sixers, cept for when they make it to a Final like last year. Dallas has as many Stars fans as Mavericks fans. Boston is about dead even between interest in the Bruins and Celtics.

NBA attendance in many cities is very soft.
Basketball in general though of course is a much bigger sport than hockey.

Worldwide basketball is bigger Uflie. It can be played anywhere with little money. There are bigtime pro hoops leagues all over Europe.

Hockey is big though in Russia, second only to soccer, same in Sweden and Finland, Czech Republic.

Played the right way it's the greatest sport on earth. You simply can't run as fast in sneakers or cleats.

hi cj! i didn't forget you! but Timon and JR really did talk up a storm for awhile, i would just read it mostly and enjoy it.


mutt

That is a good point Ulfie... I was on a cruise ship in Europe when France was winning the final game in world cup. I think soccer is boring, and do not have a high opinion of it - hoever, I got caught up in the game - the whole ship was glues to the TV. I was even pulling for the french, and I never pull for those weenies!


Mike AI Best processing bar none!

Once the currency conversions are done they probably rake in about $24 from Canada.

I was in Germany when the country stopped to watch a soccer game, can't say I remember that happening with a basketball game.


Ulfie

Hmmmm Ulfie you need to define more money....

World Cup is every 4 years?? What does the NBA make in 4 years just in the US and of course now Canada?


Mike AI Best processing bar none!

I agree but I bet the world cup makes more money than than the NBA because it's watched around the world.

NFL figured that out a long time ago, why can't the NHL?


Ulfie

Ulfie that is what they say about soccer too!

But you know - who cares about soccer??

;-)


Mike AI Best processing bar none!

Frankly, worldwide hockey is much bigger than basketball. Outside the US very few people watch basketball.


Ulfie

Mutt does anyone care about watching hockey on TV? Especially when it is like 92 degrees down here in New Orleans...

And of coure basketball playoffs...


Mike AI Best processing bar none!

mutt, some of us are awake!!!

cj (vaginator) chop liver

what happened to Timon and JR? They kept the board alive overnight.


mutt

yeah ABC is pinching themselves.
They're screwed either way, Colorado/Detroit vs Toronto/Carolina ain't gonna do ratings for them either.

for the NHL to do ratings it needs Detroit vs New York.
mutt

Bet the NHL is really looking forward to a San Jose vs. Carolina final.


Ulfie

DOH! i also missed p0rn0man. Laura and p0rn0man are tied for second place for the Top Girl prize.


mutt

Thank you.. I get to live another day... something about toys going on here.

;-))


VegasLee Party time in Montreal

ahhhhhhhhh...........i stand corrected. intoanewt is a girl, i didn't know.

well if there are any other girls under gender neutral names speak up!

mutt

Mutt,

Your about to get my butt kicked here.

Intoanewt = Laura

She is right under Sharpie on the board...

;-))


VegasLee Party time in Montreal

so far Sharpie is tied for 1st overall AND Top Female.

Brandi and Katie tied for second top girl.

bunch of others close behind. Next round there are 2 series, each one worth 16 points.

Detroit vs SanJose OR Colorado

Toronto vs Carolina


mutt

I feel great shame that MikeAI is ahead of me in the hockey pickem. ;)


Ulfie

BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN! THE ADULT WEB'S MOST NOTORIOUS KOOK IS BACK ON THE STREETS! UNARMED AND DANGEROUS!

Just got this in my mailbox.

*********************************
SUBJECT: Your Request That I Submit My Link
*********************************

My website that caters to Adults is http://Adult.Knotwork.com/, my
website that caters to Webmasters is ISP.Knotwork.com

It is my hope that a Master, whether of the Web or of Life or of other
fields, should not require segregation into Adult versus Non-Adult in
the rather arbitrary ways that various Students and Droppouts seem to.
Hence material for Adult Webmasters and material for Aspirants to
Webmastery is fairly freely mixed in my site that caters to Webmasters.

I have a variety of sites in the Knotwork family, rotted at
http://www.knotwork.com/ so I can offer a variety of reciproacal links
in a variety of categories. Let me know of any sites you have that you
would like linked to from any Knotwork Sites. Note that the counters on
my pages are on a per-page basis and are low because the idea in most
cases is to filter traffic. Hopefully the result will be focussed
traffic.

Blessed Be. -MarkM-

*********************************

Knobworks LIVES!!!




mutt

if you don't deliver, you get told to hit the road.
****************************

cute little sweet guy....
Road Scholar......

EC,
we'll never forget you
;-)))
Serge

http://dallas.bizjournals.com/industries/high_tech/e_commerce/2002/05/13/eastbay_focus4.html

Very interesting marketing effort by visa..

sp
sp

BIG PLAYERS STANLEY CUP PICKEM LEADERBOARD UPDATE!!

http://www.opranoplus.com/stanleycup/leaderboard.html

lots of people have gone 3 for 3 this round. Lots of people still in the hunt!

Last series of this round will be decided tomorrow night. Then I put up the next round pick sheet up and we'll give people 2 days to get their next picks in.


mutt

some people think that derivatives will be the final death knell in the stock market's coffin...
***********************************

I read the author you reffering to,
and he used Enron and their plays in derivitivves as an example.
Serge

he is a cute little sweet guy.
********************************

are you setting him up for a modeling career?
;-)))
Serge

There are several ways you can approach investing in Gold.

Gold bullion
Gold stocks (mining stocks mostly)
Gold Mutual Funds
Collectible Coins
___________________________________


I've been reading that there are some gold mining companies that might have real messes when it comes to derivatives.... some people think that derivatives will be the final death knell in the stock market's coffin... who knows.

wig,
Do you have any opinion about buying gold certificates vs. the actual bars?? Is there any difference? I know buying the bars themselves is more costly here in Canada.


Monk

raw deal? There are no raw deals. Companies pay people to deliver them something of value, if you don't deliver, you get told to hit the road.
---------------------------------------------

amen brutha ...

Cybrglide

Ain't none Serge! You taught all the newbs that long ago. :-))
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you are right for a change....




Serge:))

Id like to welcome you to Condom Board soon to be (open board) You wont find any goats here but Im sure our members will make you feel welcome.:))

Guys

You have the opportunity to gain knowledge from one of the wisest men I know. Please take the opportunity to DIG for the knowledge that Serge and the rest of us around here, I gaurantee you one thing...YOU WILL MAKE MORE $$$$ bcuz of it.

Do Not be afraid to post, noone will bite your head off...to much hehehee

And to quote another wise man Sweet T

Now....lets find something good to talk about! I dont wanna be beat up with a trout, I dont wanna know what good movie ya saw this weekened....What I wanna know is...How can I help you and me make money together??

If your serious about making money we are serious about helping you.




Meat Chairman
Wed Mar 10 16:30:11 1999 - 208.249.248.162 - Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98) - message #13494
Serge

raw deal? There are no raw deals. Companies pay people to deliver them something of value, if you don't deliver, you get told to hit the road.

Toronto WINS!!!

Next round it's HOSERS VS HILLBILLIES! Carolina vs TRAWNA!!!!
mutt

Because Evil Chris is not Evil, he is a cute little sweet guy. He only tries to act tough to impress people. Look at what he did for Carol Cox, and Gammae!


Mike AI Best processing bar none!

I am sure he will be back soon with another company...
****************************

WHY?
;-)))
Serge

Serge, I miss Evil Chris... I think that he has gotten some raw deals, and is just a product of the downsizing that is occuring right now in the industry...

I am sure he will be back soon with another company...


Mike AI Best processing bar none!