Oprano Webmaster Forum

Serge
What do you use to access the internet?

AOL users buy a lot of porn. A webmaster board my not care about them, but I care if the traffic that I am sending to a sponsor can be seen by AOL users.

Cleo (.)~(.)

Damn!
no AOLer be able to see Oprano board than
;-))

what a loss!
;-))
Serge

For all those that do not bother building for Nutscape...

AOLs latest beta software includes an integrated browser using technology from Netscape, not Internet Explorer as was previously use,
http://news.com.com/2100-1023-915480.html?tag=fd_top

Cleo (.)~(.)

Mutt,

I think "Intoanewt" plans on winning this pick um but just in case, you have mail!

;-)

VegasLee Can you party in Montreal with the best?

hahahahaha,
even my friend Nicky made a cut
;-))

http://www.lukeford.com/stars/male/nick_tukhman.htm

"""Nick says he's never been on the set of a porn movie in his life and that he's never dated a porn girl.
"""

shy little one!
smooches!
;-)))
Serge

http://www.lukeford.com/stars/male/scott_phillips.htm
is another good one
;-))
Serge

Cleo,
if you wanna go thru crash course of Internet history:
http://www.lukeford.com/stars/male/serge_birbair.htm
provides fun filled reading,
the most names are correct, even though the facts are scewed somewhat.

...how Netpond was born...

...how people got killed...

...who and how and where and why was fucked in this business...

if you need more,
just do the search for
lukeford and the name of the person you are interested,
should get you 90% of all "da shit"
;-)))
Serge

Cleo,
the forces best known made sure that my muzzle is fit well and the temptation I might have
is extinguished rather rapidly.
;-))

...but if I run out of money, it's nice to know that my life insurance will put kids thru schools
;-)))
Serge (New FREEBIE to adult webmasters)

Serge

But it would be a best seller. You would make a fortune. The book would have all the ingredients a best seller needs, porn, scandel, sex, drugs, the allure of easy money.

PS: do you need my SS number for your life insurance?

Cleo (.)~(.) Come join me and my many personalities

Jesse,
have fun with them
http://www.oprano.com/banners.html
;-))
Serge

It would be great reading for those of us that came into this business at a later date.

Cleo
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Cleo,
my life insurance doesn't cover me writing books on a such delicate subject
;-(((

I'll stick to writing books about other subjects I know like
Quantum Thermonuclear Mechanics
to be much safer bet
;-)))
Serge

Can someone from Oprano post where I can find an Oprano "Button".

THX.
Jesse

Serge
I think you should do the history of porn on the internet by Serge.

It would be great reading for those of us that came into this business at a later date.

Cleo (.)~(.) Come join me and my many personalities

Cybrglide,
he has brains, he has money, he has sense of humor, and most of all:
loyalty.

too bad we are on the different sides, but it's to petty to change the grand scheme of things, and Aga knows it, and so do I.
;-)
Serge

Fox should get somebody to fight Jimmy Carter. George Bush Sr. vs Jimmy Carter. Now that would be good.

I never knew Carter was this much of a jackass. I read a great piece on him on National Review the other day, wish i could find it now. Learned alot of stuff I had no clue this hillbilly was up to.

mutt

Cybrglide,
I'll tell you what I REALLY caught and the image is in front of my eyes as I type:
AGA reading Oprano and laughing his ass off!
;-)))
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thats about 100% accurate ;-))

Cybrglide

Just have a seat on the floor.
:-))
voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)

Serge,

Can you get me some coffee?

:-))
voodooman
*************************

before I take dictation on your lap or after?
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

Can you get me some coffee?

:-))
voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)

I really wish my mother had allowed me to take typing classes!!

Peaches
*********************

Peaches,
THANK her!

if she did,
you'd be persuing career of the executive secretary and be making about $26,000 a year by now bringing coffee to your boss
;-)))
Serge

think=thing

I really wish my mother had allowed me to take typing classes!!

Peaches

Did you see the porno with Bobbit? That think was truly disgusting - yech!

I think the whole Bobbit situation was perfect proof that G_d has a sense of humor - what are the chances of a guy named Bobbit getting his weenie cut off being just a coincidence? :)

Peaches

Cybrglide,
I'll tell you what I REALLY caught and the image is in front of my eyes as I type:
AGA reading Oprano and laughing his ass off!
;-)))

I missed our telephone chats so much
;-)))
Serge

Chyna will beat Buttafuco easily
I predict the fight being stopped in the second round

Vick A mind once stretched by a new Idea never regains its original dimensions

Bobbit is a retard. He broke his new wife's tailbone.
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thanks God KK is taking karate lessons!

Serge

Serge yep you caught me .... just jealous ;-))

hahahaha
Cybrglide

"Replaced by ex-WWF shemale Chyna aka Joanie Lauer, she/he will fight sleazebag Joey Buttafuco."

Damn, Chyna packs some serious whoopass.

Robert

John Wayne Bobbit out of Celebrity Boxing 2. Replaced by ex-WWF shemale Chyna aka Joanie Lauer, she/he will fight sleazebag Joey Buttafuco.

Bobbit is a retard. He broke his new wife's tailbone. I was cheering for his wife in that trial, i knew he was a moron.
mutt

not practical for everyday use
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Cybrglide,
you are just envy!

"It's a rrr-ace! it's a r-r-r-r-ace!!!"
;-)))
Serge

total waste of development $$$

Cybrglide
***********************

I strongly disagree!

This is the biggest invention since DNS and the way of the future,
all they need is to put some more money into it and you'll see how this is gonna change the "Days of our Lives".

I salute +all+ R&D spending they do and won't let you and few other "sour grapers" sway them from doing it!

Don't listen my pondering friends to few voices of obstruction and decadence,
boldly go where no board have gone before and you get my blessing!

...and let Brad be with you!

;-)))

Serge

IMO a full blown flash board is silly

not practical for everyday use

a fasination that will wear off

total waste of development $$$

Cybrglide

mutt,
and I haven't said a word,
LET IT BE
;-)
Serge

I never said I owned the idea of a Flash board. In fact when I told him we didn't want to do it, I told him he should do it himself and peddle it to some mainstream kids sites cuz it would make a cool toy.

The ticker is another story.

mutt

Cleo (.)~(.) Come join me and my many personalities

mutt,
how do you like all those new things you HAVE NOT e-mailed Andreas about 6 months ago?
;-)))

don't let fuckers bait you,
WE know what they have done and have e-mails from Andreas to prove it
;-))
Serge (New FREEBIE to adult webmasters)

is that a BIG surprise?
;-)))

in inches, please! ;-)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

2"s hard.
voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Thats pretty good Serge.

CJ, sorry mate, no hints,
other than Serges.
:-))))
voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)

Just came back from Star Wars 2. I thought it was very good. So much great foreshadowing.
Jesse

Serge
You brought the rain back to town.

I'm Bored...

some days it feels like I'm just bouncing off the walls

Cleo (.)~(.) Come join me and my many personalities

gimme a hint
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here is the hint:

NORMAL:

o
----->
o

Here is Voodoo:

O
-----------------|>
O

catch him if you can!
;-)))

Serge

voodoo, i'm not real good with surprises!!!
gimme a hint
cj (vaginator)

CJ, I have a surprise for
you sometime in July.
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is that a BIG surprise?
;-)))

in inches, please! ;-)

Serge

BTW,

CJ, I have a surprise for
you sometime in July.
:-))))
Only one other person knows
this surprise, and she/he
aint talkin.

voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)

oops I did it again.
voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)

I sure opened myself up
this time.
***********************

Practice makes it perfect!

your in the good hands
;-)))
Serge

I sure opened myself up
this time.
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it is good to practice stretching this area for more comfortable penetration! well done voodoo!!
cj (vaginator)

I sure opened myself up
this time.

Im going into hiding.

voodoomanscared

it does however involve serge and a vibrator ...
cj

...and Voodoo,
don't be shy,
bring your friends, relatives, collegues
;-)))
Serge

voodoo, don't be frightened ... the initiation i have in mind for you does not involve your butt in any way ...
it does however involve serge and a vibrator ...
cj (vaginator)

that's what I meant!

I think Voodoo got the visual and still shaking his butt
;-)))
Serge

she can open up your mouth with her hand inserted up your butt
;-)))
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just like a ventriliquist (SP??) dummy!!!!

cj (vaginator)

Cleo,
You may have seen me post elsewhere with the tagline, "Only fools believe the biased Liberal media."

CNN is the most biased and the most Liberal. If I could, I'd run them off the air.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Thu, 16 May - 04:43:25 24.242.225.234 Post #: 81255
----------------------

Unfortunately for you Torone your darling Fox News has been blaring it just as loud as any other network!!

Had something about it constantly all day in segments, on their 30 second-minute breaks on the half hour, and their FOX ticker news.

TheEnforcer

no, Mutt, I haven't...

I'm not in a hurry,
I enjoyed "Eyes wide shut" on cable yesterday!
;-))
Serge

cj,
That's quite alright...but seriously, I'm scared

(Xippy can you save me from this woman?)

I've got to go sell something...

later,

T-Rav Mach 10 Hosting

you already saw it Serge? do they know you by name at your local Cineplex?

mutt

but there cannot be any
dildos, vibrators or anything
of any phallic nature involved.
:-))
*************************

Voodoo,
don't worry, cj doesn't need 'em..
she can open up your mouth with her hand inserted up your butt
;-)))
Serge

voodoo, in an initiation, the person being initiated usually doesn't get to set the rules!!!

of course there will be vibrators and things of a phallic nature involved, its oprano for fucks sake!!!

cj (vaginator)

Ill let cj initiate me.
:-))

but there cannot be any
dildos, vibrators or anything
of any phallic nature involved.
:-))
voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)

but its best shared in person ... i think the next phb would be perfect location for initiations!!
cj
**********************

I guess I gotta buy SONY stock,
the sale of digital cameras will hit record just to capture that one
;-)))
Serge

oh, i have a great idea :-)

but its best shared in person ... i think the next phb would be perfect location for initiations!!
cj (vaginator)

its just part of your first oprano challenge :-)))
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cj,
now you scare even me!
what exactly do you challenge him with?

what's YOUR wild idea of Oprano innitiation?
;-)))
Serge

travis, yaknow, i stopped as i went to post that and got distracted as i checked. that'll teach me for getting careless!! my apologies, that's what i get for not paying attention at lunch :-)
xippy says hi!

oh, and don't be afraid of the cock ... its just part of your first oprano challenge :-)))

cj (vaginator)

i hear Diane Lane is so hot in Unfaithful.
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I dunno...I watched it half yawning...it's a "girlie" movie
;-))
Serge

i hear Diane Lane is so hot in Unfaithful. Always had it bad for her.

anybody know whatever happened to Ione Skye? Also loved her.

And Esther Rolle of course, may she rest in peace.
mutt

Tyler! you moved companies so quickly!!
don't let sean work ya too hard :-)))
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cj, it's Travis actually, but with a cock like that I'm afraid to say anything about it. You can call me anything you want, just put that thing back in your pants.

T-Rav
T-Rav Mach 10 Hosting

I hear the new star wars is very good.

Yoda YODA the guardian

WOOOOO HOOOOO!!

edd, look what you do to me sweetie!!

>>We just have hundreds of
spec op forces over there
walking around showing pics
of bin Laden to locals and
asking, Have you seen this
man???

LOL

cj (vaginator)

so did Jordan,
he took the late show and couldn't sleep afterwards and picked em up way early
;-))

his last words when we parted were:
"...and let Schwartz be with you"
;-)))
Serge

MikeAI did. Dressed up in his Luke Skywalker costume and deely boppers on his head. Katie was mortified I heard.
mutt

Anyone go see Star Wars
last night?
voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)

He is a cartoon but I always enjoyed the Gooch's tacky ways. Plus he had a voice that made Barry White sound like a girl. Satan with a Brooklyn accent.

I haven't seen him in probably 5 years. Suddenly he's an old man.

mutt

Mutt - Bob Guccione Sr. is a senile old git who needs to be in a home. And Jr. is a wacked out coke-monkey who's undoubtely pissed away more money than I'll ever see in this lifetime. Speaking of coke-monkeys, I wonder if he ever partied with Georgie-boy...

cj - you fantasizing about me again? ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) if it's too loud - YOU'RE TOO OLD!!!

Forest,
K-sMart
;-)))
Serge

serge, could you please post my cock picture?
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cj,
you have a nice cock!
;-)))
Serge

Walmart is looking to purchase a califonia bank inorder to be able to process their own transactions and offer customer cc and posbibly walmart savings and loan.

smart ;)
Forest

hahaha

I must be going blind I cannot
read that invisible ink.

Your right, Your right, there
is no technology involved in
this so called man hunt.
We just have hundreds of
spec op forces over there
walking around showing pics
of bin Laden to locals and
asking, Have you seen this
man???

voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)

excellent!!!
dick measuring competition!!!

Pass the pop corn!
;-)))
----

*yaaawn*

serge, could you please post my cock picture? i think its time to sort the whoppers from the peckers!!!

Tyler! you moved companies so quickly!!
don't let sean work ya too hard :-)))
cj (vaginator)

Voodoo,
what anything has to do with technology???

Human spieces hasn't evolved much in the last 5000 years

just take a look at Brad Shaw
;-)

and at the end of the day,
this is the war of people, not technologies.
Serge

Guccione Tells Judge He Has Super X-Ray Boobie Vision

http://www.opranoplus.com

mutt

Serge,

c'mon, dont get technical with
me, the point was, that we
are far more advanced today
then hitlers day.
voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)

Not the judge ruling on the Perfect10 lawsuit ;)

Big_S
*************************

true...incompetence is everywhere!
Serge

Serge,

Were talking about 2002, not
1920's.

I think we are just a little
more advanced now. Or, maybe
not.
voodooman
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you aren't....Hitler died in 1945,
the year WW2 ended,
c'mon, they teach that at US schools, don't they?
Serge

Mornin Oprano!

I have to admit..... BigS does maintain one HOT box! 8^)

Ant/Nick - what gives? ;-)

bpj (NO 3rd party CC risk!)

how many boxes you sold so far ?
bet my number beats yours ;-))
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Now I've got Big_S and Cybrglide on my ass. This is usually when I give in and start telling mom jokes, but since Mother's Day was just last weekend I'll spare everyone.

BTW, Big_S had to ask ME how to spell Touche, just to use it against me. That's the last time I play 2nd grade teacher for him.

T-Rav
T-Rav Mach 10 Hosting

how many boxes you sold so far ?
bet my number beats yours ;-))
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TOUCHE! ;))

Big_S Solid as a rock!

FORTUNATELY,
judges getting wiser throwing nuicanse law suits out of the courts.
----------------

Not the judge ruling on the Perfect10 lawsuit ;)

Big_S Solid as a rock!

Voodoo...I believe the vehicle being...if we get Usama....we will have no excuse to be over there geting ready for Saddam....Usama wil get caught as soon as we are ready to oust him...
JimMr$$$ (Is Serge going to make it to PAYDAY?)

Serge,

Were talking about 2002, not
1920's.

I think we are just a little
more advanced now. Or, maybe
not.
voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)

It seems like this whole 9/11
tragedy has gone political,
But that doesnt suprise me.
We have the means, know how,
resources, etc.... to find
anyone in the world. I am
pissed that 9 months later,
that cocksucker is still
at large, and I can see it
taking a little time, but
not this long. I think
some people are using what
happend as a vehicle for
their own agendas. I may
be wrong, but whatever.
This should and could have
been resolved long ago.

voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)

disappointed that 9 months later bin Laden hasn't been captured.
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not really.
Hitler was never captured,
but...
his network is diminished by a large number and he, if he is alive, can't even fart without looking behind his shoulder.
Serge

that's my feeling too Mike. But since Watergate both parties see everything as an opportunity to humiliate the other party and you can bet the Democrats are going to be turning over every rock looking for something to hang on Bush's Administration.

But overall it's a good thing, no government should be above scrutiny.

disappointed that 9 months later bin Laden hasn't been captured. I was told by an Indian programmer in December that bin Laden was in Pakistan and everybody in that part of the world knows it. They should have turned that shithole upside down and inside out. Only in the last couple of weeks have I read that they are focusing on Pakistan.

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If you guys are going to
whip out your dicks, We
had better see some piss.
:-))
voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)

big dick?

Did someone call me?

JimMr$$$ (Is Serge going to make it to PAYDAY?)

Serge no competition, I know my dick is a whooper ;-))

Cybrglide

bet my number beats yours ;-))

Cybrglide
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excellent!!!
dick measuring competition!!!

Pass the pop corn!
;-)))
Serge

well damn T-Rav I better just crawl into my hole now, you got me beat.

damn your good ;-))

how many boxes you sold so far ?
bet my number beats yours ;-))

Cybrglide

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