What club is Luna working at? I'm in town Thurs till Monday, maybe I will stop by
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Ulfie
All of us will have to have a big dinner get together when you are in town. Let's order lots of real expensive wine. Maybe invite some of the girls from Luna's club, most of them can really drink a lot. You know how dancers are, they will fuck anything once drunk. Serge will be more then happy to pick up the tab, right Serge?
;_))
Cleo (.)~(.) Have dinner with us, take home my bra

Now I'm really looking forward to dinner. ;)


Ulfie Pornsurfing

I wish you drank more wine though
*****
Luna don't listen to Serge. He took me to dinner one time and next thing I knew I had to have you retrieve my bra.


Cleo (.)~(.) Sex with big huge...

Luna,
the feeling is mutual!

I wish you drank more wine though
;-)
Serge

Serge, no worry, everything was very nice, I know the jokes, was a pleasure enjoy your company and Emi ;o)
Need to go now, see all you later;)
Luna (ass & grass) Tits and pussy

Serge, are you taking me to dinner?
***********************************

sure, as long as you can beat Luna's tits and ass as far as beauty is concerned
;-))
Serge

Cleo,
what can I say?

I am a MAN and men like to be understood by their cars more than by their women
;-))
Serge

Cleo, agree with you, that was funny, I enjoy everything very much. I have to do some stuff now and see you in a little bit, I'll call you before, see you.


Luna (ass & grass) Tits and pussy

Luna,
that was my feeble attempt at joke, never mind me
;-)
Serge

Serge, are you taking me to dinner?
Faget
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Smart Car.
:-))
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Serge
Dinner was very nice last night, but what really impressed me is the fact that your car understands you more then any of the women in your car.

Cleo (.)~(.) Sex with big huge...

My dear Serge, I eat the food, no the price, to be honesty, I had no Idea how much was my order, even look the price;o)))
*************
Emi...of course she was nice, I told her you have black belt in karate!
;-)))
***********
That is a little secret I have, work for men too;o)))





Luna (ass & grass) Tits and pussy

Serge,

No thanks, stick to the tags.
:-))
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithonian!..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Voodoo,
would you rather have me play with your "taigaahh?"
;-))
Serge

Serge,

You like playing with my
tags dont you?
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithonian!..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Your right, my comment was totally
unsubstantiated.
************************

don't put words in my mouth,
that's not what I said!

..and I only asked a simple question
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

Your right, my comment was totally
unsubstantiated.
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithonian!..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Voodoo,
how do you know
1) size of his dick?

2) what's left in his wallet?

;-))
Serge

Serge sometimes a big wallet can make up for a small dick. I know a few people who rely upon that
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Prime example, Brad Shaw.
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithonian!)

Serge,

Is Luna cheaper than me?
:-))
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithonian!)

vick,
But that would HURT! Besides, folding it could give me Peyronie's disease.;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Torone
you could just fold it over 3 times


Vick Can I give size in centimeters so it sounds bigger

"no, but...you can bring 3-4 girls under your wing so the average penis size stays the same"

That's how I got the nick 'Torone'.;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Serge sometimes a big wallet can make up for a small dick. I know a few people who rely upon that...

of course I have a small wallet and a small dick....


Mike AI Make money on Amateur Sites.... I can show you how!

Serge, I have always been honest - especially about penis size.
*******************************

Mutt,
thanks for running Oplus poll if people believe in it
;-)))
Serge

Serge, thanks for the dinner yesterday, was very enjoyable and Emi seem a very nice person;)
Luna
********************

Luna,
don't be a cheap date next time, order some food!
;-)))

Emi...of course she was nice, I told her you have black belt in karate!
;-)))
Serge

Surely there are some girls out there who are cool with small dicks...


Mike AI
************************

and THOSE girls respect nothing but our admitation and our neverlasting love and support
;-)))
Serge

Why do you think none of the women in the industry want anything to do with me...
***********************

ha! for a simple reason, I thought you knew that...
you don't come with DVD player
;-)))
Serge

Damn! Won't one 9" do?
Torone
*****************

no, but...you can bring 3-4 girls under your wing so the average penis size stays the same
;_))
Serge

Happy Mothers Day all :)


Blondy

Hello everyone,

happy mother's day to all!

Serge, thanks for the dinner yesterday, was very enjoyable and Emi seem a very nice person;)
Luna (ass & grass) Tits and pussy

HAHA good point Torone...

Serge, I have always been honest - especially about penis size. Why do you think none of the women in the industry want anything to do with me...

I can barely get CJ to flirt with me...


Surely there are some girls out there who are cool with small dicks...


Mike AI Make money on Amateur Sites.... I can show you how!

"2-3" penises are the "minimum requirement" for Oprano"

Damn! Won't one 9" do?
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

MikeAI,
Please don't use the phrase 'cut-off' and the word 'penis' in the same sentence...;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

This board is becoming a
communist board.
:-))))
**********************

2" dickers of the World - Unite!
Serge

Mike,
small, 2-3 inches dick is FINE,
everythign above it is a big no-no, and you pretending to have a dick over 2 inches is an immediate cause for dismissal
;-))
Serge

2-3" penises are the "minimum requirement" for Oprano,
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

This board is becoming a
communist board.
:-))))
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

HAHA Serge, why would you ban me just for a small dick? Maybe if I was a board whore or something I could see...


Mike AI Make money on Amateur Sites.... I can show you how!

I guess I will just have to lie and pretend my dick is over 3 inches then! haha
*********************

THIS will be cause for a BAN!
;-)))

Serge (New FREEBIE to adult webmasters)

Man I hear there is a cut-off now on penis size to post here on Oprano. I guess I will just have to lie and pretend my dick is over 3 inches then! haha


Mike AI Make money on Amateur Sites.... I can show you how!

Joe Bananas dead at 93 of natural causes.................
and I wish everybody the same thing
;-)

death at 93 from natural causes is beautiful!
Serge

Joe Bananas dead at 93 of natural causes

one of the few mobsters to do that
Forest

2-3" penises are the "minimum requirement" for Oprano,
__________________________

Phew just made it


Forest

Serge...Mutt...Cj...Everyone..
Mornin'!

great lookin Sunday...may have to go waverunnin'!


JimMr$$$ (Is Serge going to make it to PAYDAY?)

i've always said, a pussy is much more dangerous than a dog
--------------

pussy is not dangeruse if you know how to handle it:))

Happy mothers day to all the moms in the house.
dantheman

here is another one, mutt:

Guy is sucking on girls tit and asks her:
"Are you a nursing mother"?

No, you idiot, you just burst my pimple!

;-))
Serge

Mother's Day Joke
*****************

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best lay in town!"

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, and the drunk
wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end.

Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and
says, "I just screwed your mom, and it was sweet!"

Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the
far end of the bar.

Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!"

Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad. You're drunk!"


mutt

It was about the difference between dogs and cats. According to this guy's sig, if you die alone in your apartment with a pet dog he/she will let itself starve and die by your side. A cat on the other hand will eat the corpse.

bad cat! bad!
----

i've always said, a pussy is much more dangerous than a dog ...

cj (vaginator) 3 new sites :: 70 bucks a signup

On the plus side the light that shines out of his nose
******************************

damn! now you telling me I have radio active boogers????

anybody knows good specialist in South Florida who takes care of that?
Serge

I've seen Serge's penis I he does have at least 2" maybe even 3"
**********************************

Cleo,
2-3" penises are the "minimum requirement" for Oprano,
no "swinging dicks" here!
;-)))
Serge

I've seen Serge's penis I he does have at least 2" maybe even 3", but the funny bussing sounds it makes when he gets excited is kind of distracting. On the plus side the light that shines out of his nose is kind of handy for locating the condoms in the dark.

Cleo (.)~(.) Bookmarkers, hate them, love them?

hey i noticed Cleo talking about cats and men on her board.

Just the other day I read a creepy sig on a post somewhere, can't remember which board.

It was about the difference between dogs and cats. According to this guy's sig, if you die alone in your apartment with a pet dog he/she will let itself starve and die by your side. A cat on the other hand will eat the corpse.

bad cat! bad!
mutt

haha..... too many cooks may spoil the broth BUT too many kooks makes a great gumbo!
mutt

they are medical oddities.
mutt
*********************

Mutt,
it won't surprise me that 80% of Oprano posters are "oddities" one way or another...
do I look "normal" to you????

ha!
Serge

give mike credit for at least 5 inches which would make serge's 11 inches. there really aren't many men with less than 5", they are medical oddities.
mutt

Happy Mothers Day to all the DADS out there!
----------------------------------

and Happy Mothers Day to you too Serge ;-))


Cybrglide

So you want it to 6" then?

Cleo (.)~(.) Bookmarkers, hate them, love them?

6" longer than MikeAI's will be just fine
;-)
Serge

I have Photoshop, how big of a shlong would you like, is one enough?

Cleo (.)~(.) Bookmarkers, hate them, love them?

Cleo, as long as my shlong is visible without microscope-
go ahead,
I decided to start a new exhibitionist stage of my life
;-))

..as long as I have something to exhibit
;-)
Serge

That was the GHB that we slipped into your wine Serge. I'll put the pics of you dancing naked down Los Olas in my pumps up later today.

Cleo (.)~(.) Bookmarkers, hate them, love them?

mutt, guilty!
this is all Cleo and Luna's fault, they intoxicated me during the dinner yesterday!
;-)
Serge

serge you slept in!!!
mutt

Slavv,
when they came about, everybody told Webfather that his domains ain't worth shit anymore...

hahahahah!

nice to see the predictions go sour
;-))
Serge

>> http://www.newsbytes.com/news/02/176525.html

about time they died.
what a waste 115 + million wasted on some crap that no one evern needed or used.


Slavdogg

What does Google do to filter out the KP and console hell sites since their listings are not filtered by a real person first?


Cleo (.)~(.) Bookmarkers, hate them, love them?

Happy Mothers Day to all the DADS out there!
;-))
Serge

the hard part of Google is just beginning. Staying on top is harder than getting there. I think though Google understands this and will not blow what they've achieved.

good pickin' dantheman! 7 out of 9 correct so far. All series will be over by Tuesday.

mutt

in Europe sex is fine in all it's forms,
--------------------
This is a good thing:))

re: summer slowdown:
Whats new, its always a little slow in the summer time for any media/product that requires indoor time!
gota work harder and plan.

forrest, good to hear, looking foward to talking to you.

just watched Apocalypse Now Redux, man i like that movie, some of the new parts i understand why they didnt make the cut.

can you belive a southern boy that dont know shit about hockey can be in the hunt.
http://www.opranoplus.com/stanleycup/leaderboard.html
wohoo:)

thats enough buzz induced posting, nite!
dantheman

Google should be happy. If you ask me Google is going to end up where everyone pulls their links from.

Cleo (.)~(.) Bookmarkers, hate them, love them?

http://www.newsbytes.com/news/02/176525.html

Another one bites the dust...
Mike AI Make money on Amateur Sites.... I can show you how!

Even if the porn biz dies, I can still sell my body
********
Meni
What is the going rate for a kidney these days?

Cleo (.)~(.) Big herds of wild kangaroos chasing escaped BBW content

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mutt

Even if the porn biz dies, I can still sell my body
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge
The fact that you enjoy a good shave is no secret.

Cleo (.)~(.) that other board of useful crap

Cleo,
I shave my legs for one reason only...I can't reach my ass hole!
;-)))
Serge

Now I understand why you shave your legs.

Cleo (.)~(.) that other board of useful crap

Serge is much like a woman.
********************************

Cleo, this is NOT fair!

so I have big tits due to overweight?
my clit is somewhat BIGGER than women's, no confusion there!
;-)))
Serge

Serge I'm not leaning on you, you have the stigmata.

Cleo (.)~(.) that other board of useful crap

See, it's an older society, but go to the middle east and they are blowing up everything even themselves in the name of some god. They are an old society too, guess they are just very slow learners or have ADD real bad or something.

Cleo (.)~(.) that other board of useful crap

I leaned that Serge is much like a woman.
******************

whom did you LEAN on?

let's sing all together:
"Lean on me..."
;-)))


Serge

Cleo,
interesting thing is..
in Europe sex is fine in all it's forms,
GUNS and VIOLENCE what is taboo and has STIGMA there
;-)))
Serge

gigi
I leaned that Serge is much like a woman. Don't listen to what he is saying, but try to figure out what he means.

Cleo (.)~(.) that other board of useful crap

GiGi, hands yes, penis, sometimes, feet, NEVAAAAAAAAAHHH!
;-)))
Serge

why is porn still have a stigmata
********
Because we live in an oppressed sexual society were we are taught that our sexual urges are evil and violence in the name of god is glorified.

We are not yet that far evolved. We may have learned how to control the atom, but we are still guided by superstition.

Cleo (.)~(.) that other board of useful crap

<< why is porn still have a stigmata? >>

I think you mean stigma Serge....unless porn makes your hands and feet bleed. ;o)


gigi

Guess Cotac could be viewed as the trash man of porn.

Cleo
*******************

Cleo,
"trash men", "roaches",
why is porn still have a stigmata?
;-)))
Serge

Cached pages rock. I'm still getting lots of affiliate traffic to my old paysite from the SEs and Link Lists, all of it cached.

All you have to do is go to the wayback machinehttp://www.archive.org/
to see all the old pages of the net. Long gone but not forgotten and still viewable.

Guess Cotac could be viewed as the trash man of porn.

Cleo (.)~(.) that other board of useful crap

Cleo, there is one more revenue source people neglect...cached pages
;-))

we were getting a few hundreds a month from RB long after we took all the links to him off.

all those sign ups came from the cache
;-)))
Serge

No, god bless those who spot an opportunity.

That trash you put out at the curb is just trash to you, but next month you will be buying it back as electric, toilet paper, etc.

Cleo (.)~(.) that other board of useful crap

It's not worth my time to change them
************************

god bless all who think so
;-)))
Serge (New FREEBIE to adult webmasters)

why don't change the links from non converter to converter?
************
Because what am I going to change them to? Those links may be the ones that convert next week. That would be like always selling all your stocks to buy the ones that are going up next week. Sounds great until you realize that at best you can only make an educated guess at what the future holds.

I've got tens of thousands of links out there that have been put there over the last four years or so. Most of them still go to sponsors and it is due to them that I get all these little checks all the time.

Also changing sites after listings can get you on blacklist which is much fun for those of us that play the TGPs and Link Lists.

Cotac is mining a resource. It's taking little crumbs of traffic that is not worth the time of a webmaster, but many of these add up to real money.

I've still got thousands of links to my dead paysite. It's not worth my time to change them out for an active sponsor, but I do love dumbing all that 404 traffic on my link list.

In the end what makes me the most money is building new stuff each day not going back and redoing old stuff.

Cleo (.)~(.) that other board of useful crap

What is converting one week isn't the next week, but as long as I send traffic to lots of sponsors something usually is converting.
************************************

this part I do not understand...
why don't change the links from non converter to converter?
of course it's more work, but it's more money also.

How much do you think folks who haven't changed their links and still send cotac.com traffic since 1999 make by not changing it?

all I know they lose about $1200 a month...for the last 3 years...and it ain't my fault they are lazy
Serge

Come on I'm older then even Serge and I remember what I had for breakfast today and the whole week. I even smoke grass and still have a good memory.

I'm one of those "little people" as Mike AI calls us, well not far from there anyway.

For me the key to making money is the same as any other investment, be diversified.

I find that the best sponsor is a moving target. What is converting one week isn't the next week, but as long as I send traffic to lots of sponsors something usually is converting.

Cleo (.)~(.) that other board of useful crap

Vick,
it started with me in my third month of retirement,
retirements are BAD, people usually die after they retire
;_))

Laughter...I don't remember, he is not here anymore, he's gone
;-)))
Serge

"due to my age, I can't recall what I had for breakfast"

Does that start at 40?
I can't remember if I took Vitimin E this morning but can remember things from High School

Who was the laugher?


Vick Serge was right ..... I was wrong

(had an incredibly strong Q1 in 2001)
********************

yeap,
and that was one of the reasons of your doubts
;-)))

Vick,
due to my age,
I can't recall what I had for breakfast, but I remember things happened years ago like they were yesterday
;-)))
Serge

"Time flying when you are having fun"

Must be, I could have sworn it is on 2001 (had an incredibly strong Q1 in 2001) but I have been wrong before and am sure will be again




Vick Serge was right ..... I was wrong