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hi all - never posted here but i figured i'd start.

what better time than 3:17 in the morning? i figure all die hard webmasters are insomniacs by blood hahahaha
ytcracker

interesting.. http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2022990305
Copernicus

cj (vaginator) 3 new sites :: 70 bucks a signup

what's the deal with the penis?!??!
that caught my attention!!

ok how do i do it?
cj (vaginator) 3 new sites :: 70 bucks a signup

hmmmm how does the colors and images work Serge?

[img]http://www.safesexmall.com/images/menu7.33.jpg[/img]
Opti

who is Supabill? Get alot of spam that winds up leading back there.
It says its a third party credit card processor yet nothing on their site about third party processing.

Canadian?
mutt

do you have any prayers?
;-)))
****************************
Dear God,
Please let me make it through today without lowering the benchmark of stoopid in a spectacular public display.
Alternatively World Peace is up there on my list as well

: P
HoneyBlond SexRev the Copy is Lousy but the Sites Convert

HB,
as far as copywriting,
one of my favorit front ends for proggy is
http://nicksclicks.com

I don't know if he gets anywebmasters, but...
it's 100% accurate and 200% honest
************************************

lol...Thank You Serge
I love it !! Very Clever
: )


HoneyBlond Copy is Lousy but the Sites Convert

Time flys when your
having fun.
:-))
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

holy smoke, it's 1 am!

WTF am I doing here?

good nite!
;-))
Serge

Serge,

Are you posting you
Christmas wish list?
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Mike, Voodoo,
please reffer to my post #79979
to see what I think of your suggestions
;-))
Serge

HAHAHA I was thinking the same thing Voodoo!!


Mike AI Make money on Amateur Sites.... I can show you how!

Serge,

I think your drycleaning
bill would be much lower
if you would take your
pants off to go to the
bathroom.
:-))
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Serge,

I knew you were thinking of me:)

happy mother's day all!!
sextoyking 30% commission on all sextoy sales!

I LOVE new toys, just ask Todd!
;-)))


Serge

Oh Lordy, Serge is playing with new toys... and hotlinking! hahaha


Mike AI Make money on Amateur Sites.... I can show you how!

Damn Cyberglide, you are kicking ass compaired to me !! 5 minutes is a lifetime!

I am refered to as a "2 pump chump"

:-)


Mike AI Make money on Amateur Sites.... I can show you how!

for 5 minutes
********************

I think this is a slight exaturation!
you sure you didn't mean 5 seconds?
;-)))


Serge

Russians don't drink Russian vodka!
*******************************

all the trips to Russian nite clubs were not taken invain
;-))

you got it!
Serge

although they do call me 2for5 (2 inches for 5 minutes)

I was more busy being amused here

;-))


nite all ....


Cybrglide

i'm off you bed before Michelle thinks I was lieing ;-))


Cybrglide
*********************

by the time it took, we thought you were already in bed and even made "round trip"
;-)))
Serge

why would someone get high on Russian Vodka
when the smell of CASH is so much sweeter ?

poor misguided people ..


i'm off you bed before Michelle thinks I was lieing ;-))


Cybrglide

HB,
as far as copywriting,
one of my favorit front ends for proggy is
http://nicksclicks.com

I don't know if he gets anywebmasters, but...
it's 100% accurate and 200% honest
;-)))
Serge

Russians don't drink Russian vodka!


Mike AI Make money on Amateur Sites.... I can show you how!

why????

you don't trust yourself???

**********************

lol...
Not now that I found about the advantages of Russian Vodka

; )
HoneyBlond 1 Vodka & Orange Please..Hold the Orange

CG,
I wouldn't know...
as I said,
I counted my own,
I trust myself
;-)))
Serge

DMR wasn't counting and this led to their demise
---------------------------------

weren't they counting 34.95 pre auths and not 2.95 pre auths ?



Cybrglide

holy shit my prayers have been answered !!!!
**********************

HoneyBlond,
do you have any prayers?
;-)))

we do make magic today

;-))
Serge

Ok..Ok..I guess the point was.. sign ups and rebills arn't counted by US.. : )
****************************

why????

you don't trust yourself???

when I was running program,
I counted EVERYTHING,
webmasters clicks, my clicks and even sponsors clicks.

DMR wasn't counting and this led to their demise
;-)))
Serge

holy shit my prayers have been answered !!!!

Michelle I'm coming to bed honey ;-))

god bless you Serge ;-))


Cybrglide

Thats a big penis cyberglide.
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

CG,
I think it does...your practicing on it makes it PERFECT!
;-)))
Serge

2) put goats rear legs in boots with own
***************************

THANKS Cybrglide... that will solve the problem!! >:)


Opti gay goats need lovin' too

from your page:
"Making Money has never been so easy with our new exciting Revshare program."
in my best impersonation of "My Cousin Vinny"
ARE YOU SURE?

Well it IS Exciting and New...
Well Ok New...
I'm pleading the 5th for everything else : )
------------------------------------
another statement from your page which lots of people might dispute:
All signups and rebills are counted and reported by Ibill, a trusted industry leader in e-commerce.

Ok..Ok..I guess the point was.. sign ups and rebills arn't counted by US.. : )
------------------------------------
more from your page:
"With superior customer support and an extensive range of never seen before sites, SexRev makes it easy for webmasters to get higher profits than ever before, month after month after month."

so what exactly makes it easier for webmasters now a days?

what am I missing?
------------------------------------

Serge..You Miss Nothing..*grin*


Unfortunatily the server was down...
: (
however on the bright side I think the site is now available for futher constructive critism. : )

*glancing around for convenient rock to crawl under, or hit copywriter with*
;P

HoneyBlond Things to DoToDay *Get New Copywriter !!*

PENIS

see now this won't work

never does ;-))


Cybrglide

Ok Serge, did you mean
that KK is Brads puppeteer?
:-))))
******************************

Voodoo,
are you pulling my leg???

English is not my native language,
I do not understand words wich have 3 "P"'s and 3 "E"'s in them and not much else
;-(((

but if I had to guess,
I'd probably answered YES
Serge

i am so easily amused.

????
mutt

Serge,

Thats twice you have used
that term, wanna go for
a 3rd?

Ok Serge, did you mean
that KK is Brads puppeteer?
:-))))
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

hey how did serge do that?
******************************

Magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serge

KISS MY ASS


see mutt it works ;-))


Cybrglide

hey how did serge do that?

testing......testing....one ....two three


mutt

and just when you thought the 3 humping squirrels were gone ....




Vick Working FX under the floor of the Flavian Amphitheater

CG,
don't put words in my mouth!!!

I DO NOT SAY THAT!!!


I only THINK that

Serge

sheep / goats / webmasters


Serge says it's all the same ;-))


Cybrglide

My cousins likes to club them at same time to get the muscle twitching action! ;-)
Mike AI
*******************

hey, can we get back to 12" clitors and 2" penises?
Serge

Cyberglide I thought those instructions were for sheep?

My cousins likes to club them at same time to get the muscle twitching action! ;-)
Mike AI Make money on Amateur Sites.... I can show you how!

... it worked for you!
*******************************

not really, it works for EVERYBODY,
including,
Merril Lynch,
Paine Webber,
Salomon Brothers
;-)))

Repost from the Club Board .. In the nearly 30 years I worked on Wall Street I have never seen it be more difficult to establish an accurate correlation between near term stock price movement and business performance. Therefore, assuming that any given positive event, no matter how significant, will inevitably or even likely lead to a doubling, tripling or an even greater rapid gap up in the stock price could be very dangerous to an investor’s wealth as well as to his or her mental health IMHO. I don’t see that changing in the foreseeable future.

Investor confidence, both individual and institutional, in the capital markets has never been lower while market liquidity has never been higher. Not surprisingly, the fear of losing out to a rapid gap up on positive news no longer plays a significant role in the investor decision making processes of either individual or institutional investors. Trading, rather than buy and hold, is becoming (has become?) the preferred means of maximizing investment returns even among institutional investors. It is all but impossible for a stock to go straight up in a short period of time in such an investing environment.

There was a time when sell side Research Analysts did not put target prices or even buy, sell or hold recommendations on their reports. They stuck to in-depth analysis of industries and the companies within those industries that they closely followed. It was left to their clients, who were strictly money management institutions at that point in time, to make their own individual stock price predictions and associated investment decisions. That system worked extraordinarily well.

IMHO, in large measure the analysts are in deep doo-doo now because about 20 years ago their employers got the bright idea that if the analysts got into the price predicting business they could attract more investment banking clients as well as individual investor business. The potential for fraud and manipulation rose geometrically as a result and has become a shameful reality over the last few years.

Many solutions to rectify this problem are being bandied about. Clearly some people need to do some substantial jail time. That has always being an excellent deterrent in the securities business for fraudulent activity. New regulations and disclosures will also help. But the best suggestion I have heard is to return the analysts to the business of analyzing exclusively and to get them completely out of the business of predicting stock prices or issuing buy, sell or hold recommendations.

There are many “analysts” on these message boards. Some of them really are excellent. Where they most often fall down it seems to me is when they start making price predictions, either up or down. It seems to me that the value of their analysis would not be diminished one iota, in fact IMHO it would be significantly enhanced, if they made no mention of future price movement whatsoever.

As always, JMHO
Danny

Serge

this fucking modesty makes me puke!
-----------------------------

hahahaha ...
Cybrglide

a well refined craft you have Serge ;-)))


Cybrglide
************************

well,
there is always ways for improvements
;-)))

<invisible ink>
this fucking modesty makes me puke!
</invisible ink>
Serge

how to fuck a goat Serge style:

1) wear sturdy boots
2) put goats rear legs in boots with own
3) face goat to edge of cliff
4) keep pushin ;-)))

a well refined craft you have Serge ;-)))


Cybrglide

Maybe Ron should take up goatfucking...
**************************

hahahahaahhahaahah!
he is one of my teachers,
but for Decency sake, in those days we didn't use word "goat",
we used term "masters",
so nobody could spread rumors about us
;-)))


Serge

Maybe Ron should take up goatfucking... it worked for you!


Mike AI Make money on Amateur Sites.... I can show you how!

Serge you are the king of personal connections...
**********************

well,
all I heard in Vegas was:
Show me Serge, I hate this goatfucker!

I haven't heard once:
"Show me Ron cuz I love him so much!

;-))))
Serge

impotent *cough*cough*bullshit*cough*cough*



Cybrglide

"There are no bad women,
if there is enough vodka"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Ill keep this in mind.
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

and of course meeting people at the conventions in mens bathrooms...
****************************

hey, I met Meni at the truck stop bathroom, so what?
NOBODY IS BETTER THAN HIM!
Serge

Serge you are the king of personal connections... and of course meeting people at the conventions in mens bathrooms...

hahaha


Mike AI Make money on Amateur Sites.... I can show you how!

CB,
I don't know how it fucks, I am an impotent!
;-)))
Serge

if it walks like a duck and fucks like a duck .......


Cybrglide

more from your page to those who can't connect:
"Why send traffic to sponsors with 3 year old sites?"

well, one of the reasons is:
if fuckers could pay for the last 3 years, chances are they can keep on doing it for another 3
;-)))
Serge

damn and I thought VANUATU was only good for phone sex numbers.
boy do I feel silly

Domain Name.......... sexrev.com
Creation Date........ 2001-03-27
Registration Date.... 2001-03-27
Expiry Date.......... 2003-03-27
Organisation Name.... Wilson Inc
Organisation Address. PO Box 213
Organisation Address.
Organisation Address. Port Vila
Organisation Address. 0000
Organisation Address. 0000
Organisation Address. VANUATU


Cybrglide

Serge the "Private Deal" is the wave of the future for business... even though in the past it played an important part, in these times, they are becoming more and more important.

Personal relationships, talking to people, recomending, or being recomended is going to be the way to grow ones business and survive the summer slowdown.


Mike AI
***********************

Future my ass,
this was THE ONLY way I knew how to do business
;-)))

it's much easier to make a deal with one Dean for 50,000 hits a day than 2000 webmasters for 20,000 hits
;-)))

Serge

CG I get to the site, but its dragging ass - and just got 404ed.


Mike AI Make money on Amateur Sites.... I can show you how!

more from your page:
"With superior customer support and an extensive range of never seen before sites, SexRev makes it easy for webmasters to get higher profits than ever before, month after month after month."

here are the industry stats,
month to month comparissions:
January - 15% lower than December,
February - 25% rise,
March - flat
April - 20% drop
begining of May, 34% drop

so what exactly makes it easier for webmasters now a days?

what am I missing?

Serge

http://www.sexrev.com/

doesn't even resolve for me

damn no private deals for me .... shit piss fuck

Cybrglide

Serge the "Private Deal" is the wave of the future for business... even though in the past it played an important part, in these times, they are becoming more and more important.

Personal relationships, talking to people, recomending, or being recomended is going to be the way to grow ones business and survive the summer slowdown.


Mike AI Make money on Amateur Sites.... I can show you how!

here is another statement from your page which lots of people might dispute:
All signups and rebills are counted and reported by Ibill, a trusted industry leader in
e-commerce.

if that was the case,
why did ICPT,
the publically held company which bought Ibill,
lost 13 points or 34% of it's value after announcement of the deal???

what the hell Wall Street doesn't like?
Serge

also....from your page:
"Making Money has never been so easy with our new exciting Revshare program."
in my best impersonation of "My Cousin Vinny"
ARE YOU SURE?
;-)))


and THIS is where you REALLY talking:
"Private Deal
Have you got KILLER traffic and want to be rewarded!!"

check
http://oprano.com/tgp2/
and if you won't make a private deal there, please let me know and surprise me
;-))



Serge

HB,
trip was great but not long enough,
I could have used a few more days
;-))

Anything new from
"Sex down under"?
;-))
Serge

hi, HoneyBlond!

if that was Da Dean Da General,
that would have been more valuable quote
***********************************

Hi Serge,

UUmm what can I say...*shy grin*

How was your trip..?
Saw some of the pics you posted..they looked fantastic : )


HoneyBlond Mental Note *Get New Quotes*

"There are no bad women,
if there is enough vodka"

***********************************

lol..
Damn thats what I'm doing wrong...

HoneyBlond Southern Comfort is for Good Women

My kids washed, vacumed and polished my car : ) What a great treat that was!! I was wrapped.
********************************

..and mine didn't ask for money for the gift,
what a treat!
;-)))
Serge

As for you being in finacial
ruin, Better do something
quick, I dont know what
this industry would do
without you around.
:-)
voodooman
*********************

probably will talk about poor surfer for a change,
and how webmasters exploit him
;-)))
Serge

Voodooman, listen to your puppeteer Serge, I am in financial ruin!
Brad Shaw
***********************

KK, darling, would you please explain your kid that he gotta be cool?
Baiting him is easier than the high schooler.

We opened Beringer Reserve 1997 Cabernet Savignion you sent for Xmas,
I was disapointed a bit, which is not your fault, it started turning in, I guess my Florida house without wine cellar is not the best place to storage wines.
Serge

Cleo,

After 10 months, I just might
be able to get drunk enough
to fuck you.
:-))
voodooman
************************

Voodoo,
you've been around Russians long but not long enough,
'cuz if you were,
you'd memorize the Russian expression:
"There are no bad women,
if there is enough vodka"
;-))
Serge

http://www.sexrev.com/images/quote.gif

hi, HoneyBlond!

if that was Da Dean Da General,
that would have been more valuable quote
;-))
Serge

Serge will be more then happy to pick up the tab, right Serge?
;_))
Cleo
**************************

do I look like some Brad to you??????
Serge

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A8101-2002May12.html

Sharky scratch off that behind the scenes tour of Busch Gardens nextime I am in Tampa!


Mike AI Make money on Amateur Sites.... I can show you how!

He took me to dinner one time and next thing I knew I had to have you retrieve my bra.
Cleo
***************

Cleo,
wasn't it lunch?
"Devil is in the details"
;-))
Serge

Brad,

I have a problem listening
to anyone, but Im in therapy
to correct this problem, so
rest easy.

As for you being in finacial
ruin, Better do something
quick, I dont know what
this industry would do
without you around.
:-)
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Everywhere I move it rains
nonstop. So if anyone needs
any rain, just convicne me
to move to your area.

:-))
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Voodooman, listen to your puppeteer Serge, I am in financial ruin!
Brad Shaw

Yeah, my grass (not the kind Cleo likes) is 3 feet tall right now and every time I start mowing it starts raining again. Anyone need any rain? I'll trade you some for traffic. ;)


Ulfie Pornsurfing

Ulfie,

I know what you mean by all
this rain. Im tired of the
1 day of nice weather, then
5 days of rain.
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Cleo,

After 10 months, I just might
be able to get drunk enough
to fuck you.
:-))
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Voodoo, life is good but I could do without all the rain up here. Anybody that knows me knows that I look out for my friends. ;)


Ulfie Pornsurfing

*Wanders in Smiles & Waves*

Hi All,

Hope all the Mums are having/had a Great Day...Happy Mothers Day All.

Did anyone organise a special treat for their Mum ? Or had something special done for them..?

My kids washed, vacumed and polished my car : ) What a great treat that was!! I was wrapped.

HoneyBlond Happy Mothers Day from Downunder

We need to get voodooman down there as well then.
***
So we can get him drunk too and see just what he will fuck?

Serge, this may be your big chance. Voodoo, be sure to bring lube and condoms.



Cleo (.)~(.) Have dinner with us, take home my bra

We need to get voodooman down there as well then. ;)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

hahaha Nice to see you looking
out for me.
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Now I'm really looking forward to dinner. ;)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Why, so Luna can retrive your
bra too???
:-))

Hows it going Ulfie?
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

the Pine Barrens episode is on the Sopranos @ 8:00

this ones a friggin classic ;-))


Cybrglide for all you interior designers

You know how dancers are, they will fuck anything once drunk.
************************
We need to get voodooman down there as well then. ;)


Ulfie Pornsurfing

Meni
She was working at some club out in west Broward, but I don't think she is working for the next few weeks as she is in the middle of moving.

If you can pull yourself away from nekkid bodies for a few hours Luna and I could do lunch or something.

Cleo (.)~(.) Have dinner with us, take home my bra