Grimm,
I get 1:4 closing ratio with those hit bots,
send more!

I wish your hit bots could phone sex too, I am only $16 for the month of May with phone sex, the lowest point ever
;-)))
Serge

free email doesnt work as a money generator on its own.


mutt.. i love those commercials.
grimm (Blow Me)

serge..nah it was all hitbots;)
grimm (Blow Me)

They used to have the funniest t-shirt on t-shirt hell but
unfortunately it was so wrong that they had to remove it before
I could order it :-(

Anyone know the t-shirt I'm talking about? :-)

Timon (Are you a player?)

Grimm,
here is the real source of my traffic for the last 3 years,
thanks for paying for my trips
;-)))
http://cumz.majorhost.com/ama1.html

Serge

Timon,
Lensman tried to do something like that but....went belly up.
Serge

hmmmm... timon@honkynigga.com

sounds pretty good :-)

http://www.tshirthell.com/emailhell.htm

Timon (Are you a player?)

http://www.nike.com/nikebasketball/media/qtv/rayguns.mov

Nike should make a full length movie out of the Dr. Funk commercials. Lotta good stories from the old ABA i'm sure floating around and the look of the movie and the basketball action would be very cool.


mutt

glory be the funk's on me.
grimm (Blow Me)

Cleo,
as MikeAI's partner I can tell you this:
he enjoys eating pussy even more!
******
Serge
I'm starting to see a pattern here, small penises, eat bugs and pussy, what else does someone need to be your partner?

Cleo (.)~(.) Now what???

http://www.tshirthell.com/emailhell.htm
grimm (Blow Me)

HAHAHA Grimm you are on a roll tonight!!


Mike AI

http://www.ernieshouseofwhoopass.com/showpicture.html?image=deadarmadillo.jpg
grimm (Blow Me)

haha its great
grimm (Blow Me)

Grimm, that's just wrong on many levels...


Ulfie

real pictures from serge's trip:)


http://www.ehowa.com/pictures/3oldqueers.jpg
grimm (Blow Me)

>is goat TRAFFIC. . Please, let me know how to obtain goat traffic
I can give you massive chinese, no CC - sorry, traffic from http://sorasguide.com/ (check sextracker stats if doubt:)if your bandwidth bill can live with it ... let me know

Euro

Hello dogs,
I need help!
I just build a Goat toy affiliate site ( www.promotegoattoys.com ). I have a realy shitty sites and smelly products. The only thing left - is goat TRAFFIC. . Please, let me know how to obtain goat traffic. It would help a lot. Thank you.
Gino the goat herder
Gino My sextoys are coated with Cayenne peppet - SPAM BOT!

<<Pornoman, when are you going to spark up your live cam, and put on a show for us? I bet you could get a lot of business like that!!>>

Oooh! I'd pay at LEAST $1.95 a month :) :)

Damn condenser pump went out on my AC....and "immediately" in "mountain time" means about a week :| Thankfully, Sunday's SUPPOSED to be the only hot day :)

Peaches

I am not on steroids
At this time
I may do a little cycle soon
Nothing major

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

We had very good dinner with Jim/Runk tonight...

those guys ARE cooking something cool!
***********************
Yeah, it's kind of like gumbo on steroids. Meni will love it!! ;)


Ulfie

Depends on the pussy Serge! haha


Mike AI

Then again you two also enjoy eating mud bugs.

Cleo
********************

Cleo,
as MikeAI's partner I can tell you this:
he enjoys eating pussy even more!
;-)))
Serge

We had very good dinner with Jim/Runk tonight...

those guys ARE cooking something cool!

Webfather, the noise you heard tonight wasn't thunderstorm, it was Jim pulling out in his new Viper
;-))
Serge

Then again you two also enjoy eating mud bugs.

Cleo (.)~(.) Serge's bathroom cam

Me too Serge, especially when he is freshly shaven... then he lubes up his big watermellon head, its very erotic!!


Mike AI

and put on a show for us?
******************************

I'll watch Pornoman ANY time
;-))
Serge (New FREEBIE to adult webmasters)

Pornoman, when are you going to spark up your live cam, and put on a show for us? I bet you could get a lot of business like that!!


Mike AI

http://www.interclimax.com/party/pics/02/16.jpg

These chicks are hot..




chris/pornoman

by the way NH has the most motorcycles per capita
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Mutt, I takes me 45 minutes to hit the Fleet, 55 (traffic) to hit Fenway
and they are the New England Patriots.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Babe Ruth curse prevents the Red Sox from ever winning the World Series
Ask Bill Buckner




Vick Will Benson be on the sidelines with a parasol now he made himself GM?

Oh wait, my Red Sox are 24-7 too
*********************
Maybe they'll win their first World Series since 1547 as well. ;)


Ulfie

yes it's been a good year for Boston sports fans but you live in New Hampshire!
mutt

Who's gonna watch my Celts beat up Detroit?
Oh wait, my Red Sox are 24-7 too
Wait, my Patriots are Super Bowl Champs
Who's the City of the Year?
Beantown
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

i loved the monkees

here we come walking down the street
we get the funniest looks from
everyone we meet
mutt

congrats Mike!

downside is that George Shinn is as bad an owner as Benson. He will break fans hearts down there too by refusing to sign his own star players like Alonzo Mourning and Larry Johnson. It will be interesting to see if they can sign Baron Davis.


mutt

The last train to Clarksville

wohooo
the Monkees
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I think I lived next to a relative of that guy in Clarksville, TN
Robert

http://espn.go.com/nba/news/2002/0510/1380961.html

Mutt, it is official New Orleans is back home in the NBA!

New Orleans Hornets!!!


Mike AI

great diary that guy wrote about his neighbor. it's funnier cuz the neighbor isn't poor.


mutt

The mailbox with the Jesus statue on it is a classic. hahaha


Ulfie

funny stuff ulfie...
don't we all know that person?
LOL

Peaches....anytime
((o;

OldFold Laurie Dhue Fan Club

Ulfie
That is very funny, loved the pics. Wonder if he is thinking of moving to Florida, maybe Boca.

Cleo (.)~(.)

http://grossesavanne.com/alligator.asp

OK Anyone want to go Alligator hunting in September??

We can do a custom hunt, then turn our kill into boots, a wallet and belt!


Mike AI

Voodoman -

Crystal did the same thing.

in case anyone is wondering
FUBU - For Us By Us

:-)
sharky Design 4 Us By Us!

This is one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life.

http://www.knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm


Ulfie

I don't own FUBU
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I was in a shop with one of my cousins once, and I seen a shirt I liked, so I was walking around with it, she looked and said, your not going to buy that are you? I said, sure why not? She says, do you know what FUBU stands for? no, what? So she told me. Well
I didnt buy the shirt, especially since I was moving to NY.
:-))
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

<<Meni is there anybody that you don't want to do?>>

Me! :) I'm just an old fat chick - I'll have to settle with having Meni as a "bud" ;))


Peaches

Meni, she can't...she is in love with Forest
Serge
Fri, 10 May - 13:33:36 172.144.4.178 Post #: 79647
_____________________________

only in my dreams
=)
Forest

Cleo,
That chick is hot in the pic.
Do you see me hit on fat chicks?
Or ugly chicks?
NO
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni is there anybody that you don't want to do?

Cleo (.)~(.) Stays crispy in body fluids

So what, its not like I haven't hooked up with a chick who loves someone else
OK send in the wife jokes, or my girlfriend was in love with someone else.
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni, she can't...she is in love with Forest
Serge

Forest is she single, C's sister.
I wanna do her
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Nick
I'm not a wigga.
I don't own FUBU, or P Diddy's stuff.
I do wear tommmy.
I do tan though
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Forest,
you don't have to repeat yourself twice
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 10 May - 12:19:58 172.153.194.108 Post #: 79640
_______________________

I tend to stutter around her
lol
Forest

A retort on why Canada sucks...

http://members.tripod.com/projectxpage/CanadaSucks.html

and


Top Ten Canadian Complaints About Americans

10. Won't acknowledge enormous cultural contributions of Howie Mandel
9. We're pretty sure they're holding Wayne Gretzky down there against his will

8. Every time we mention the city "Regina," they won't stop giggling

7. Incredibly, they only have one word for "snow"

6. In American encyclopedias, Canada often called "North Dakota's gay neighbor"

5. They call it American cheese, even though it was invented by Canadian superstar Gordon Lightfoot

4. They've never even heard of our most popular superhero, Captain Saskatchewan

3. Two words: "Weird Al"

2. Sick of that gap-toothed loser on "The Late Show with Paul Shaffer"

1. Not enough guys named "Gordie"





Mike AI

Don't forget Winnie the Pooh!!!

He's Canadian!
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

for all you canucks out there:

What do Canadians have to be proud of?


--> Hockey is Canadian


--> In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..

--> Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.


--> We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.

--> Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.

--> The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.

--> We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

--> The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.

--> The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.

--> We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

--> We don't marry our kin-folk.


--> We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.


--> We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

--> A Canadian invented Superman.


dantheman

brains AND beauty... she smart enough to stay away from me
LOL

Forest
*********************

Forest,
you don't have to repeat yourself twice
;-)))
Serge

Forest,
You actually worked!!!???

Judging by this picture you look like you can just about talk! ;))

http://www.interclimax.com/party/pics/02/16.jpg

;))
Sir Nick atIlynx Buy loads of gay looking shit that forest drinks with my money7 ;))
Fri, 10 May - 11:05:38 24.69.255.204 Post #: 79630
_______________________________

Nick Im always working ;)

even when im playing ;))))

that Beauty is my Dream girl

Cladia's sister Marjin.

brains AND beauty... she smart enough to stay away from me
LOL

Forest

Forest,
You actually worked!!!???

Judging by this picture you look like you can just about talk! ;))

http://www.interclimax.com/party/pics/02/16.jpg

;))
Sir Nick atIlynx Buy loads of gay looking shit that forest drinks with my money7 ;))
Fri, 10 May - 11:05:38 24.69.255.204 Post #: 79630
_______________________________

Nick Im always working ;)

even when im playing ;))))

that Beauty is my Dream girl

Cladia's sister Marjin.

brains AND beauty... she smart enough to stay away from me
LOL

Forest

I know that I am sick of the spam in my mailbox from Ounique. It wouldn't be so bad if I bought stuff from them once in awhile, but I find their stuff over priced so I never do.

Cleo (.)~(.) Have some Cleo to go with your spam

Ok,I'm off to lunch with SCG,and then golf...........

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Sir Nick atIlynx Foest's lawyers have advised me he is not gay.But his boyfriend is ;)))

Sorry like the dear Cardinal my memory is failing. ;))

In fact,who am I?

;))
Sir Nick atIlynx Buy loads of gay looking shit that forest drinks with my money7 ;))

I don't remember him saying that ;)))))

Sir Nick atIlynx
***************************

well...not verbatim, but that was just a jizm of it
;-)))
Serge

Man those cats at ounique just do not get it. They are so eager to just drive by and spam, they do not even notice that spambot is handling their taglines.

Nothing worse them someone making a stupid post about nothing just to get some hits from the tag line.

How lame.


Mike AI

Forest,
who is the blond?
Serge

Hello all. All this talk about goats and horses. What is going on here???
*******************

everybody love playing with your tag because only retards don't get the message after it was passed on them 71 times
;-)))
Serge

Forest,
You actually worked!!!???

Judging by this picture you look like you can just about talk! ;))

http://www.interclimax.com/party/pics/02/16.jpg

;))
Sir Nick atIlynx Buy loads of gay looking shit that forest drinks with my money7 ;))

Dont know about lens
****************************

hahahahahhahaha,
now we have another MIA
;-)))
Serge

""Ok then, how about motivational speakers???""

Oh shit!!!
Those bastards scare the shit out of me.

;))
Sir Nick atIlynx too rich to quit,, too young to die

""yeah, that what Cardinal Bernard Law said today during his deposition...
;-)))""

I don't remember him saying that ;)))))

Sir Nick atIlynx too rich to quit,, too young to die

There is no such thing as the mafia!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Ok then, how about motivational speakers???
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

how is your "internet eraser" project?
____________________
Dont know about lens

but the Eraser is rocking and sold several at the amsterdam show

Forest

Hello all. All this talk about goats and horses. What is going on here??? LOL! I swear I come in here just to get a laugh everyday. Hope you all have a great weekend, goats notwithstanding. Tee hee.

Keep Groovin'
Don
Ounique Check Out Our All New Website!!!

It's life Serge,but not as we know it. ;))
Nick
*********************

yeah, that what Cardinal Bernard Law said today during his deposition...
;-)))
Serge

you were assumed MIA..I left for Italy with everybody playing
"where in the world is Forest?"
and
I came back with you weren't in sight...

now when you proved that you are alive and well,
you can GFY as usual
;-))

I'm only kidding
;-)))

how is your "internet eraser" project?

is lens still in business?
;-)))
Serge

Serge -- ""it's alive! it's alive!""

It's life Serge,but not as we know it. ;))
Nick This little thing of ours ;))

Umm didnt realize i was ever assumed dead




Forest

Nick,
after article Vick posted, the Queen might be inspired!

don't lose the hope! have some decent clothing, just in case!
;-)))
Serge

""you guys up and rolling. ;-) ""

errr,you are confusing me for Meni. ;))

Quite a reach,clean cut middle age businessman for a wigga ;)))
Nick This little thing of ours ;))

Ant,

just auth-ed you.


Wig WTS - Check Processing Solutions

Knighthood?

I can picture it.

""Arise Sir Nick,for your services to the porn industry.""

;))

Nick This little thing of ours ;))

Forest
Fri, 10 May
**********************

it's alive! it's alive!
Serge

Nick, that's cool! I look forward to
seeing you guys up and rolling. ;-)




Wig WTS - Check Processing Solutions

Too rich to quit ,too young to die
***********************************

if you ever get knighted,
you should have it on your knight's shield
;-)))
Serge

Wig,

Do you have ICQ? 21239908


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Voodooman,
There is no such thing as the mafia!
Nick This little thing of ours ;))

Wig

can u process for Tangible goods?


Forest

Ant will bve in touch as well Wig over our new non adult project.

I have yelled at technick and he has promised me it will be operational today on adult sites ;))
Nick Too rich to quit ,too young to die ;))

Nick,

I thought you'd like that. ;-))

Voodooman, you are hired!
Wig WTS - Check Processing Solutions

wig,

Is that your idea of
strong arming?
You should send out
your muscle to convince
these people to accept
checks. Cowboy Mafia.
:-))
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Wig,

hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

I'm doing it!!
I'm doing it!!


Nick Too rich to quit ,too young to die ;))

There is a PROGRAM out there, and I won't mention any NAMES, but they DO NOT have a CHECK option.

If they were to put a check option next to the credit card option they would instantly make more cash.

In fact, I don't think there is one other thing they could do to make as much money as easy or fast.

They are already 99% set up, so it will take only minutes to do what's necessary on their end to turn on the switch.

And, I even bet it could get done before the sun sets in Bejing. ;-)))

Wig WTS - Check Processing Solutions

how's e-gold doing?


Wig
***********************

better than WCOM bonds
;-)))


Serge

I stick with no pearl and gold. ;-)
********************************

smart move
;-)))


Serge

I stick with no pearl and gold. ;-)

how's e-gold doing?


Wig WTS - Check Processing Solutions

Serge,
Of course. :))
5 moves ahead,baby ;))
Nick Too rich to quit ,too young to die ;))