Webfather,
Good one!:)))
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Uhm, you might want to start with basic things like
electricity and phonelines ;-)

Timon (Are you a player?)

How can we sell porn to Chinese surfers? What kind of payment would we have to accept? Do many Chinese read English or would we need to do our sites in Chinese?

Seems like a big virgin market hungry for porn.

Cleo (.)~(.) What you looking at???

Webdad, with political world changing rapidly, there are less and less destinations which qualify for "safe and interesting" travel...

chances are China might become one of the "to hot to handle" spots rather sooner than later...
we almost went to Israel just before the "intifada" and who knows when one can get there now?

India is another spot we were thinking of going but...not anymore for the forseeable future
Serge

I am sure there are some interesting sites to see in mainland China.

Timon
***********************

who cares about sites???
we are after the Chinese surfers, there are billions of them and we gonna turn them all into adult webmasters!!!!

Can you take 12,934,892 new Chinese adult webmasters into your program?
Serge

I am sure there are some interesting sites to see in mainland China.
********************************

Yeah....it's like going into a time machine and going back to 1957. Plus you got terible smog.

But it's definitely a place not to miss. Bejing would have been the #1 destination in the world if not for Tieneman Square.


Webfather

Good Morning Oprano {:-0~

Another glories day on this big spinning rock.

Were the fuck are this month's sales? Lots of traffic, not lots of sales. I hate the summer slow down :-(((

Cleo (.)~(.) What you looking at???

Just bring some earplugs for the airplane, being surrounded
by 200 chinese mainlanders when dinner is served is probably
one of the most disgusting things you'll ever experience ;-))

Timon (Are you a player?)

I have been to Hong Kong and Macau many times, never set foot
on the mainland though.

I am sure there are some interesting sites to see in mainland China.

Timon (Are you a player?)

have we finished with Verio?
-------------------

pretty much, let me know if you and webdad pick it up, I'll buy some bandwidth from you:))

dantheman

Timon,
have you ever been in China?
we are contemplating going there...
Serge

Male secretaries? I thought you didn't have any paysites Serge?

Timon (Are you a player?)

So what's on the menu for the day?
dantheman
************************

have we finished with Verio?
;-)))
Serge

oh and complimentary blow jobs by the processors secretaries...
*******************************

...and the mix of male and female secretaries to be 50/50
;-)))
Serge

Morning, looks like someone went out and got them a buzz last night:)

webdad, good one, i passed it around the compound this morning:)

Author, What I would like to see is no scubbing,no chargebacks,no reserves.
'Man can dream can't he

So what's on the menu for the day?
dantheman

Yeah to sum it up...

- 0.01% discount
- 0% scrubbing
- daily payouts- no holdback
- 500% chargeback threshold
- real estate provided by processor as collateral

oh and complimentary blow jobs by the processors secretaries...
We don't ask for much ;-)

Timon (Are you a player?)

Timon, that and "buy membership - get 2 backcharges FREE"
;-)))
Serge

Arthur, unlimited chargebacks is all anyone really wants ;-)

Timon (Are you a player?)

What do you need from a credit card processor? What
services, features, etc?
*******************************

Acceptance of e-gold....
http://www.e-gold.com/e-gold.asp?cid=512959
Serge

Hi everyone,

Guys I need your help.

We're currently developing a credit card processing
system (like ibill) specifically for adult webmasters.
It's extremely important for us to know what webmasters
actually think and need.

I would like to ask you:

What is the most important thing about credit card
processing? Reliability? Fraud Protection? Features?

What do you need from a credit card processor? What
services, features, etc?

What are the most common problems you have with your
billing company?

Please share your mind. I will appreciate any thoughts,
ideas, or remarks. I hope this will result in a better
service for all of you.

Thanks in advance,

Regards,
Arthur O'Connor
billingresearch@subdimension.com
Arthur Billing Research

At a small airport terminal in Texas, three strangers awaiting their shuttle flight started conversing about the recent world events.

The strangers were of varying cultures. One was an American Indian. Another was a Texas cowboy. The other person was a devout Arab Muslim.

During their conversation, they began to discuss their cultural history.

The American Indian stated, "once my people were many, now we are few."

The Muslim then chimed in and arrogantly said, "once my people were few and now we are many."

The cowboy looked at the Muslim, shifted the toothpick in his mouth and said with a sly grin,

"That's cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet.

:-)))


Webfather

Is that the artist formally known as Brad Shaw ? ?


Billy
*******************

Billy,
I don't think so...it more sounds like some cretin got the hold of his IP and making mockery of poor Brad...Brad just can't be THAT stupid!
Serge

Dont worry mike, blame it on serge!
Brad Shaw
**********************

I thought the correct way is:
"Blame it on Canada"
;-)))
Serge

Serge had to speed, my business is dead. I have not been firing up enough anons!
Brad Shaw
************************

Brad, when have you begun drinking?

Baaaad influence!
;-)))
Serge (New FREEBIE to adult webmasters)

Gotta love Google today :-)

Timon (Are you a player?)

Is that the artist formally known as Brad Shaw ? ?


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Grimm is the Asshole of the Month

We know I am lonely, my business is dropping. the posts are not coming at record speed!

Dont worry mike, blame it on serge!
Brad Shaw

Serge had to speed, my business is dead. I have not been firing up enough anons!
Brad Shaw

mutt,
for the celebrety, hey "pussycut" could have been cuter
;-))
Serge (New FREEBIE to adult webmasters)

Paris and Nikki Hilton are THE party girls among the young jetset these days. Gramps or Great Gramps was the Hilton Hotel founder. These two drunk delinquents are everywhere there's a party going.

take a look at what the well dressed young heiress is wearing this summer!

http://people.freenet.de/stuffpics/Paris-Hilton.jpg



mutt

guys,
you should know by now,
Oprano is first, everything else secondary....

now I dig why Zhora ate the leg of the statue
;-)))
Serge

As long as the goats are in good shape I don't think he will notice. ;)


Ulfie

Ulfie
So far Serge hasn't noticed that we sold all his artwork and replaced it with replicas made out of cheese, hope he doesn't try to taste any of them.

Cleo (.)~(.) nekkid spiders

hey, Epoch,
is that the reason you don't process for
http://www.dogknot.com/


Serge

Thursday May 9, 2002
Most adult webmasters are looking out for their own. One of the ways to do this is also to look out for the best interest of the community at large. Responsible practices keep your program alive so that it can become a successful business.

Epoch has embraced programs which have a long term vision for their businesses. We support organizations which fight child pornography and other types of illegal content. We promote organizations like ICRA (Internet Content Rating Association http://www.icra.org) which helps to protect children from potentially harmful material and we encourage other webmasters to do the same. The emails I receive from you each time I write a post about these matters tells me that the majority of you feel the same way and support us in our efforts.

Over the past few months, card issuer VISA has also joined in the fight against child pornography as well as bestiality. No one wants censorship, but most would agree that these actions were justified. Without outside intervention, factions of the adult community would continue to promote sites that were the excuse of every censorship organization targeting the adult Internet business.

Epoch has never allowed processing for bestiality sites or sites known to promote or include child pornography in any format including text, cartoons, marketing, metatags, links, or any other form. We want to re-affirm our stand on this once again.

The owners, administrators, and the Board of Directors of Epoch Transaction Services have endorsed policies regarding the content that we will and will not process for. We maintain a zero-tolerance policy regarding the processing of sites containing any form of child pornography, incest, rape, or bestiality. No site shall contain the words lolita, pedo, or pre-teen in their domain names or in their marketing efforts. Site owners should know their affiliates and be familiar with their marketing practices. Epoch will block any known affiliate from additional transactions and will cancel and credit all affiliate members to a site promoted in a manner which opposes this policy.

Epoch monitors all sites that we process for very closely. Additionally, we look at spam ad's and we search the net for sites which oppose this policy to insure that we do not process for them. Any site found to be directly promoting in this manner will be terminated without notice. Any site which attempts to "sneak in" content, links, promotions, or any other device contrary to this policy will be terminated at our sole discretion.

We at Epoch feel very strongly about these issues. So does Visa. So does the FTC. We encourage the community to police each other and themselves to insure that the policies of Visa, the FTC, and Epoch, are upheld for the good of the community and the longevity of our business. Make sure your affiliates are informed. They may be responsible, but you are accountable.

You may send a confidential notice to info@epochsystems.com should you know of any site that we process for which has stepped outside of these rules. We encourage your participation and your feedback.

More news tomorrow.

--Rand at EPOCH
Dir. of Corporate Communications
rand@epochsystems.com

©2002 Epoch Transactions Services, No part of this information shall be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted by any means, electronic, mechanical, or otherwise, without the prior written consent from the author. All Rights Reserved.


Serge

Ulfie,
my insurance doesn't cover Cleo/Luna combo
;-)))
Serge

<begin coded transmission>
Cleo and Luna, the fox is back in the chicken coop. Operation Boca storm is a go.
</end coded transmission>

Serge, welcome back. ;)


Ulfie

left NJ at 3 am,
got to FL at 10:15...
the average speed 68.8 miles an hour,
MikeAI, buy mom Q45,
I highly recomend it,
from 0 to 100 miles an hour in 8.5 secs
;-)))
Serge

wow you are a maniac serge.

how many hours did it take?
mutt

Have a safe journey Serge!


Mike AI
*********************

Honey,
I'm home
;-)))
Serge (New FREEBIE to adult webmasters)

These "parents" should be shot.

http://www.nydailynews.com/2002-05-09/News_and_Views/Beyond_the_City/a-150304.asp


Ulfie

Air Force?? If you want to teach your kid discipline Marine Corp is the only way to go.


Mike AI

Peaches...

Do the Air Force part... take all that money you saved up to put him through school and buy that Beach House you have wanted for years...

He can come visit you on leave and see how he helped mom out.

;-))


VegasLee The fun is about to Start!

mutt
If you are a Mac users then iTools gives you a very nice free e-mail account,
http://itools.mac.com/

Cleo (.)~(.) nekkid spiders

thanks Ulfie. yeah i just figured that out, they hide it pretty damn good. mainstreamers are sneakier than pornographers these days.


mutt

Mutt, that's just their premium service. It's still free, you just have to search around a little harder to activate a free account now. Just did it the other day.


Ulfie

it now costs money to have a hotmail account? wtf?

i need a free email service, anybody have a suggestion?

thanks
mutt

Peaches, sounds like me when I was in college. I had a 4.0 in HS and went to a pretty tough private school and still didn't do much work. When I got to school I thought everything would be the same. After 2 years and a 1.8 GPA they told me to take some time off and come back in a year or so. I went home and got a job working for Chemlawn. Yeah, the people that spray chemicals on your lawn. I did that for a year and believe me it woke me up to how horrible it can be to work in the "real" world. Anyway, I went back and somehow studying didn't seem so bad anymore. ;)


Ulfie

<<"Those few years in the real world, changed his perspective and helped him grow up.">>

Yeah, after this summer he's either in the military or out on the street. The main problem is that he's smart and never HAD to study to make B's, so he never learned HOW to study. He learned to do the minimum possible in order to get by...:(

Peaches

that sucks. a franchise can't win with a bad owner.


'Death by Lapdance' Investigation Widens In Michigan

don't have a heart attack in a strip club, these criminals waited up to an hour or more to call an ambulance so they could clean up all the shit going on in the club.

in other news...........

Proposed Law Aimed At Teen Model Websites Too Broad Experts Say

http://www.opranoplus.com

mutt

I still think he fired Mueller because he did not want to pay him what he was worth.. he was on the bottom of the list for pay for GM's from what I heard.

Just what we need Atlanta to take Mueller and Pennington !!

THANKS TONY !!!


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Grimm is the Asshole of the Month

Billy, Tom Benson is the biggest asshole ever- I promise you everyone in NO is complaining what a cheap, mumbling, senile, peice of shit Tom Benson is!!

he has fucked the Saints! Now Mueller who was the only guy who had a clue about football, will end up in Atlanta and they will kick our ass for years!


Mike AI

Just talked to Grimm and he did not know he was asshole of the month..

I guess when you a big asshole you don't need to be told.

Mike what you think of Tom Benson now ?? How about them Saints !!


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Grimm is the Asshole of the Month and did not even know it !

"Those few years in the real world, changed his perspective and helped him grow up."

bingo



Robert

Capitol Hill hates Macs, Flash, JAVA, loves Microsoft,
http://www.wired.com/news/mac/0,2125,52175,00.html

Cleo (.)~(.) That board run by a Mac head

Peaches, college might not be right for your kid. OR it may not be right time.

I have a good friend, both parents were college professors - one of the smartest people I know. Was able to go to to a great private college free - but because he took it for granted he goofed off and got poor grades.

His dad told him he had to go into the military - he into Army, and ended up in special forces. He eventually got out, and went to school and got his degree in economics, he worked for the CIA for awhile, but is now going back to school to get a law degree.

Those few years in the real world, changed his perspective and helped him grow up.

OF course he still is not touvhing his potential and is a goof off... but he focuses enough to get by, and have a degree... haha




Mike AI

LAMike, I am going to be in Cali... no Montreal for me...

I come out to your neck of the woods and you take off!

We will have to catch up in Miami!


Mike AI

MikeAI... Thanks

I'm just trying to touch some of those smaller niches so that we can get some more guys in the door who might only have that type of traffic.

Are you going to Canada at the end of this month?
LAMike SilverCash Releases 6 New Sites

<<but please tell me that when they hit college I get my late night perk back.....please>>

So you'd think...but you'd be wrong...I've spent the entire last 2 weeks trying to figure out a way for him to stay in ANY college with the grades he has now (and that includes community college....). Tomorrow I get to drive to SC so he can get books and take internet classes! I told him that at this point, if he needs to cheat, CHEAT! :p

He may very well be in basic training with the Air Force by the fall :|

Peaches

LAMike those are some nice sites!! Keep on cranking...

They will be tough to beat those extreme sites you have, those tours are amazin!


Mike AI

<< Oh, c'mon gigi - YOU know the difference....KIDS! :) We'll send ours down to CJ for a few weeks and see how late she stays up and how perky she is late at night ;)) >>

HAHAHA, I think you've hit it peaches....but please tell me that when they hit college I get my late night perk back.....please?

*grin*

gigi CashQuest 2

Should have been
http://www.brownhairgirls.com/new.html

Shit is confusing.. lol


MIke
LAMike SilverCash Releases 6 New Sites

We are looking for a good sponsor for adult videos and dvd's that accepts email traffic ( through optin lists).
If anyone knows of anything feel free to spam me.

Thanks
GregP

<<CJ, aren't you tired yet grrl? Damn...lately I've been in bed by 10! I'm such a wuss these days...sigh....oh where did the old days go when I told myself I would NEVER stay home on a Saturday night....sigh>>

Oh, c'mon gigi - YOU know the difference....KIDS! :) We'll send ours down to CJ for a few weeks and see how late she stays up and how perky she is late at night ;))

Peaches

CJ, aren't you tired yet grrl? Damn...lately I've been in bed by 10! I'm such a wuss these days...sigh....oh where did the old days go when I told myself I would NEVER stay home on a Saturday night....sigh


gigi CashQuest 2

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These new sites are converting great. If your not sending to SilverCash already, you're losing money. Get linked up now and find out why we pay nearly 2 million dollars a month to our webmasters.


On another note: The release of the NEW SilverCash is still on pace to come out next month with some HUGE surprises, changes, and add ons that will make one of the best adult marketing programs even better. Take a quick peek at some of the features you will see. Be prepared to be shocked when you see the redesign of the new site itself

New programs to include rev share, per click, active, email, counter that pays and (SEND TRAFFIC TO YOU). New hit tracking, killer site design and interface, flash paysites, multiple payout options including wires and Pay Pal, and many many more features that I just cant tell you about yet.

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LAMike SilverCash Releases 6 New Sites

cj - 'struth! you still up?!? isn't it past our bedtime, love? ;)

Edd (Opranautical Engineer) buckets o' content!

well it aint morning, im not a lurker but,

good morning CJ :)
dantheman

morning gigi!

Thanks mike and Cleo, you answered all those questions yourselves!!

who else is awake? come on lurkers, post a simple good morning ... it won't hurt ya now will it?

;-)

cj (vaginator) 3 new sites :: 70 bucks a signup

Morning Oprano :o)

Beautiful day here in Vancouver....I thin kit's gardening day today....get back to nature yadda yadda...lol

Enjoy your day!


gigi CashQuest 2

I think this is it
http://www.purvebucks.com/

So many Purves, so little time...

Cleo (.)~(.) Someone needs sponsor 4 woman

This might be another

http://purve.com/


Mike AI Best converting Amateur sites!!

Mike AI
Thanks, I see that it is just feeds and not a affiliate program, but I see that see does offer a free feed for AVS sites.

Cleo (.)~(.) Someone needs sponsor 4 woman

Cleo, I think it is

http://purvette.com/


Mike AI Best converting Amateur sites!!

What site is it that cj has that is for woman?

Cleo (.)~(.) Someone needs sponsor 4 woman

You know you have made it, when you can finally pay to get rid of the tree ants...

Whats up MSPice? How is your new project coming?


Mike AI Best converting Amateur sites!!

Meni,

When you get a chance can you email me the # for you exterminator in Ft. Lauderdale? (Donnie I think)

Now that we've launched our program, my partners have approved the $$$ to get rid of the tree ants that have overun my office.

LOL, I knew if I held out long enough I could get someone to pay for it.

Now all I have to do is work on that Xbox again ;)


Mspice What's this all aboot?

I dunno about that, the view is always pretty good from a girls angle too!!
******************

There ya go... it's never just "pretty good" from this angle angle :D

Opti want gay traffic?

She would also be one of the few women on earth who can truely appreciate how great it is to watch someone giving you a BJ :-))
-----
I dunno about that, the view is always pretty good from a girls angle too!!

cleo LOL
uh oh, we just know serge will find this conversation, no matter how deep it gets buried :-)
cj (vaginator) 3 new sites :: 70 bucks a signup

Mornin' peeps!)
JimMr$$$ (Is Serge going to make it to PAYDAY?)

12 inch clit?!?!? that's a scary thought ... i wonder how you would masturbate with that ...
*********************

She could ask ANY bloke for instructions on how to deal with something that shape >:)

She would also be one of the few women on earth who can truely appreciate how great it is to watch someone giving you a BJ :-))

Timon... the jelly bean and silly string trick the woman uses to get the warden off.... now that's niche content! new big players site? conjugalvisit.com

Opti 12 inches of prime grain fed clitoris

cj
Guess there will be lots of new tranny content soon. Won't our significant others be in for a surprise ;p

Cleo (.)~(.) No shemales here

So posting on Oprano will turn you into a shemale??? OMG!!!
---

LOL
oprano's new slogan

'turning the webmaster community into shemales'

:-))))

cj (vaginator) 3 new sites :: 70 bucks a signup

I think the great Son Doobiest said it best "Pussy ain't shit but lips and clits"
Meni (The Golden Tongue) XXX ATM, check it out

clits ... dicks ... we're all in this together!!
*******
So posting on Oprano will turn you into a shemale??? OMG!!!

Cleo (.)~(.) Goat food sold here

Timon,

Why are you posting my
personal email to you
on the board???
:-))))
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

I see that we have moved on from discussing dick sizes to clit sizes...
---

its part of oprano's new move to become an 'equal opportunity resource'!!!
clits ... dicks ... we're all in this together!!

cj (vaginator) 3 new sites :: 70 bucks a signup

Guess if I see an Infiniti with a goat tied to the roof I'll know it's him.
************
Hank D
I hear that he lets the goat ride with him and keeps his girlfriend on the roof.


I see that we have moved on from discussing dick sizes to clit sizes...

Cleo (.)~(.) No pussy here

mutt, 12 inch clit?!?!? that's a scary thought ... i wonder how you would masturbate with that ...
--------------------------------

I dont know, but it sounds like great content
:))
dantheman

ok this is the 22nd century now, wimmens is supposed to be equals.
So who around here has got the biggest and smallest twat? LOL
----

how on earth can that be measured?!?!?

mutt, 12 inch clit?!?!? that's a scary thought ... i wonder how you would masturbate with that ...

timon, that phonecall was hilarious!!


cj (vaginator) 3 new sites :: 70 bucks a signup

Hope I don't bump into Serge on I95, I'll be heading down it today myself, lol
Guess if I see an Infiniti with a goat tied to the roof I'll know it's him.

Hank D Too many to list

Mutt,
Where is here? I hope our BB providers aren't going to metered.

Timon,
Where the hell you been?

Serge,
Congratulations! I knew you could do it!;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

good morning, serge be safe on your drive down. I-95 can be a bitch

To answer the questions concerning the banning.

I was "self promoting" to a question concerning hosting. Guess next time I'll log as mr.smooth and bragg about my hosting company!

:)))
dantheman

hehehehe
http://download.consumptionjunction.com/multimedia/cj_9500.mp3

Timon (Are you a player?) BIGPLAYERS.COM

ehr... good one = good on

Timon (Are you a player?) BIGPLAYERS.COM

Yeah no shit, he'll probably make me sign a legally binding agreement
that all features offered in the preview will actually be made good one...

Better get rid of the "our girls will do anything to make
you cum" slogans then ;-))

Timon (Are you a player?) BIGPLAYERS.COM

hahaha...........what a wacko.

Oplus News Update
*****************

Double Digit Growth In Asian Porn Surfers

Aussie Pop Star Embarassed and Sickened By Porn Sites

Behind The Scenes of A Kids 'Erotica' Website

"I do not find them. Photographers do the work. They find homeless and parentless boys on the streets in Russian and Ukrainian cities, buy clothes for them, buy food and pay money. They boys are actually very happy, because this is a very easy job for them for good money. They have no other way to earn money on the streets, but steal. The government doesn't care for them."

http://www.opranoplus.com



mutt

Timon,
I wouldn't answer that email, he'll just come up with more fool questions. Customers like that are to be avoided.

God

Ok this has the be one of the weirdest emails I have ever
received from a surfer...

*********************************
Sirs,
I refer to your recent E-Mail for:
http://www.teensexcenterfolds.com/

For the first time in several years your mailshot did actually stir some
interest, that said I DO need to be certain that your site offers what I'm
looking for.

Hence (& my apologies for the rather direct questioning; unfortunately with
this kind of thing I don't believe there's any way around it!) - & as your
"Free Preview" pages state several times that the girls within will do
"ANYTHING" requested of them. I specifically wish to know IF

1) They are happy / willing (& permitted) to indulge in live watersports (yes
I mean "Pissing"). And further if in multi-person shows at least SOME of them
will do this orally, with each other??

2) The same question with respect to "Fist-Fucking": are they able / happy (&
permitted) to perform Vaginal full hand penetration, to the wrist - both solo
& with others with whom they are working??

3) Will they perform oral sex to completion in that the Guy involved will cum
inside the girls mouth & she will then, clearly swallow??

4) The girls as pictured in your preview pages - are THESE (same) girls
featured within your site OR are these simple advertising inducements (models
/ amateurs etc); whom are actually not working inside??

5) Is it possible / allowed to communicate with the girls themselves:
a) During their live performances (one either a one-on-one basis or
within a "general" chat service. I wish to KNOW precisely which of these
applies??
b) Is it also possible to communicate directly with these same Girls,
via E-mail (& if so is this mail scrutinised or direct & private?/).
c) Is it possible to send gifts & flowers etc. to the Girls (i.e at a
PO Box number or corporate mail address??

In anticipation of your forthcoming, complete, answers.

Many Thanks,
#########

Timon (Are you a player?) BIGPLAYERS.COM

Have a safe journey Serge!


Mike AI Best converting Amateur sites!!