anyway...
I'm leaving to Florida,
have fun, opranaughts!
;-)))
Serge

Serge what are they going to do without you on the russian board?
Mike AI
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praise Russia and it's achievements in the area of world porn and rape fantasies,
praise their lolita works, etc, etc, etc

as Nick pointed out yesterday..
truth hurts
;-)))
Serge (New FREEBIE to adult webmasters)

Serge what are they going to do without you on the russian board?


Mike AI Best converting Amateur sites!!

dantheman, keep up thw good work. I have been banned from 2!
Brad Shaw
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Brad, haven't I told you not to follow me????

Yesterday I was FINALLY banned from Russian Board!!!!!

this 24 years old was hard case to crack, but...I found the right way to push his buttons
;-)))
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dodik Adult Automated Masterbation Machine SPAM BOT

I just read to news articles that have good ramifications for the online porn bidness.

Both broadband providers here, the cable companies and the telephone company's DSL services, are going to metered usage with bit caps.
This will put a nice crimp in all those people running porn servers outta their houses and people downloading porn all day on the various P2P networks. Mommy and Daddy aren't going to be happy when they get a cable bill for 300 dollars.

The overage on Bell Sympatico's DSL service is .79 cents per 100 MB. Price gouging if you axe me.

I don't think it will affect the type of people who already are paying for porn online.


mutt

DanTheMan you did not get banned for spamming did you?


Mike AI Best converting Amateur sites!!

dantheman, keep up thw good work. I have been banned from 2!
Brad Shaw

well looks like I've been banned from my first board:/ not sure why,
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dantheman hasnt been doing drivebyspam has he? >:)

12 inch clitty... hmmmm that sounds scarier than a woman armed with a strap on *eek*

Opti get some gay traffic here and send it to runk

But the record clitoris is almost certainly the 12 in. specimen mentioned by various writers and quoted (without comment) by W. Francis Benedict in "The Sexual Anatomy of Women".

12 inch clitoris. Growing up it looked like the female Olympic athletes from the Soviet bloc were packing something big down there.

what board might have banned you dantheman?


mutt

Im a lesbian,,,, With a big clit.
:-))
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Hell, ya'll talk about any damn thing want cha:)

well we lossed a heart breaker, bats were silent:(

well looks like I've been banned from my first board:/ not sure why, maybe they'll answer my email. I'm a good guy, not a trouble maker. hell I cant make the asshole list, that should tell you something:))
dantheman

Mutt, I believe this is the 21st century unless I overslept by a century. ;)


Ulfie

Cleo just talks alot of
shit, she doesnt really
get that much pussy,
*****
Finally a man that understands lesbians, we just discuss sex a lot and make plans for having it one day. Ask Serge about it, I almost turned him into a lesbian.

Cleo (.)~(.) No pussy here

<<i've heard guys say 'i have the Irish or Scottish curse' - meaning small peckers. True?>>

In my experience, it's 100% true with the Irish!! My Ex was Polish - I suppose it was his sausage ;)

Peaches

is it the 22nd century now? I suck at math.
mutt

how can there be a stereotype about Jewish men having small dicks when Milton Berle was famous for the biggest dick in showbiz, plus Tony Randall is a Jew too. Must be David Lee Roth ruining it for the rest.

i've heard guys say 'i have the Irish or Scottish curse' - meaning small peckers. True?

ok this is the 22nd century now, wimmens is supposed to be equals.
So who around here has got the biggest and smallest twat? LOL

hahahaha......twat.............i love that word. So base.
mutt

Cleo just talks alot of
shit, she doesnt really
get that much pussy,
Or, maybe she would like
to provide us with some
proof???
:-))))
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Not really, we just discuss things a lot.

Cleo (.)~(.) No pussy here

Cleo, I am jealous cause you get more pussy then I ever could!!!
Mike AI Big dicks?

Mike AI
I'm older then you so does that make me mature scum?

Cleo (.)~(.) Don't Fucking Click Here!!!

Cleo some of us old scum are still around! hahaha
Mike AI Big dicks?

Hello everyone,
I was wondering if anyone around here has ever heard of www.asswatchers.com or "Player Entertainment" This guy has stolen my join page software and even has my URL still in the MetaTag, he also is using it on other diff sites he runs too. If anybody here has any info please email me. Thanks a million! I HATE THIEVES!
Heather Yes, I do!

Meni just feels real cool doing at that E.


Cleo (.)~(.) scum R us

August Internext
should be cool
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Miami in August? Cool???


Ulfie

I do think that this board has hit a new scum level, lol

Cleo (.)~(.) The other pool of scum

Just for the record, I blow the stereotype away for Jewish men......

I ain't huge, but I get no complaints :-))

Then again I am a pussy eater and I know you ladies out there can appreciate a guy who is into appreciation :-))


KB

Meni
How big is your package? Do you even have one?

Cleo (.)~(.) Pics of my cat's penises

August Internext
should be cool
My 2nd home of South FL
Who wants to do the tour de Meni
Booby Trap, Cheetah 3, Tootsies, then Scarletts?
One guarantee you will meet 50 chicks and not buy a dance
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

All my exs live in texas, that's why I hang my hat in tennesse!


Mike AI Big dicks?

My ex-husband was about 2-3 inches soft. About 9-10 hard.
________________

Peaches this is amazing, it must have been all wrinkly skin!!

Don't put his name and number up here, he would start getting stalked! haha


Mike AI Big dicks?

Most of my exs were woman so their dicks came in an assortment of sizes and were kept in a draw.

Cleo (.)~(.) !!!!

>>>>My ex-husband was about 2-3 inches soft. About 9-10 hard.

Shit Peaches you should've kept him around!!

Meni you bring on the nail and let me find my hammer... Talk about a good pounding ;)
RRRED Wegcash / Join4free

Hey Mutt, thanks for the update. I had forgotten that each is a series and not just one game, so it takes longer ...

Anyone going to Cybernet might want to check out the website. Just added a lot of new information and events today. Room block with lounge priveledges, expires tomorrow.

I have always found that short guys have larger dicks.... (maybe that is why they are short...hahaha

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Everyone was wondering about me and Tina...now you know the TRUTH!


JimMr$$$ (Is Serge going to make it to PAYDAY?)

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I put in all the different combinations and permutations, lots of different people could be first or second depending on how things go.

For those who don't really follow hockey.

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mutt

Hey...MY dick is only 5"!!!!......

(but most chicks like 'em that WIDE!)
JimMr$$$
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oh damn the shit is getting deep ;-))

Cybrglide

Must be a challenge to find pants. ;)


Ulfie Pornsurfing.com

Hey...MY dick is only 5"!!!!......

(but most chicks like 'em that WIDE!)
JimMr$$$ (Is Serge going to make it to PAYDAY?)

Out of all the net chicks who don't model, the behind the scenes chicks, I'd nail RRRED first, and maybe even twice
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

My ex-husband was about 2-3 inches soft. About 9-10 hard. Thankfully the first time I saw it it was hard or I might have been worried ;) He had big hands, big feet, small nose. 6'2", 200ish.

My long term bf (8 years) was also 6'2", 220, big hands, big feet, small nose, big penis - but at least his was 4-5 inches soft so it wasn't such a shock ;)

Another guy I dated was 5'3" - small hands, small feet, small nose and quite frankly the smallest penis I think I've ever seen (except that link from a week or so ago...but it was close..).

I also agree about the wiry guys - in my experience, they've all been a VERY nice size :}

And unless they're teeny tiny like the "little man" I mentioned above, size really doesn't matter - honest, guys! :))

Tony Randall's supposed to have a massive penis, which I guess is why his wife is about 20, lol!

Peaches

>> Guys with big dicks tend to be very wiry and lean guys of average height, 5'9"-6'.

that fits me :)


Slavdogg

i never knew Kim Delaney was such a ho!


mutt

Jeesh Ant look what you started
RRRED Wegcash / Join4free

actress Dana Delany once said that if Liam Neeson, James Woods, and Ed Begley Jr., were placed in the same room, there wouldn't be room for anyone else.

Neeson and Woods both fit my profile. Begley is tall and on the lean side, as a young guy anyway.


mutt

Tonight on penis talk our guests include.....


Ulfie Pornsurfing.com

Frank Sinatra was so endowed that one of his wives, famous actress Ava Gardner, said of him, "He only weighs 120, but 100 pounds is cock."

fits my theory, wiry lean guy as a young man.


mutt

yeah flacidity differs a lot in men...

when its cold, I need two hands to find my willy to pee!
Mike AI

mutt
Most of the penises that I have seen were erect, but I hear that not all of them shrink down the same.

Cleo (.)~(.) So much for the big nose theory

actually everying is large on me, but my....

it is a curse!!!


Mike AI

Howard Stern. Big shnozz, little penis.

As a guy, and a straight one at that, I have seen hundreds of more penises in locker rooms than any woman has.

This is my theory. Guys with big dicks tend to be very wiry and lean guys of average height, 5'9"-6'. Big guys, especially big roundish guys, even muscle bound round guys tend to have smaller peckers.
Black guys definitely are bigger.



mutt

Mike AI
Do you have small hands?

Cleo (.)~(.) Serge has a big nose

Cleo, that is not that accurate as well...

I have a huge nose... haha


Mike AI

I've always noticed that noses are a good indication of penis size.

Cleo (.)~(.) You know it starts with ducks and next thing you know you have moved up to doing Serge.

Do not be fooled by shoe size, I wear a 12... and NOTHING where it counts.


Mike AI

a firm 9?

i think RRRED has upside down dyslexia. Anthony MIGHT have a firm 6, Nick would know for sure.

mutt

But if that's your shoe size, NO thanks :)
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EH... I'll give you a firm 9 ;)
RRRED AWMM free to download now

RRRED,

I may have been carried away with 10, would you believe a really sturdy and studly 2?

hahahahahaha


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

RRRED,

10? Call me chica or remember my icq 21239908
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

I haven't read his rules in a loooong time, when I read them it was a requirement. Didn't interest me to read it again, lol

Hank D Too many to list

He's got an even better one now. Any traffic he sends back to the amateurs on his top list, he gets 50% of any signups they get, lol.
No one ever accused him of being stupid, lol.

Hank D Too many to list
Wed, 08 May - 13:38:21 67.81.103.119 Post #: 79305

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Well, that is not entirely true. You have the option of letting him participate in your affiliate program. It is NOT a requirement. If you let him participate, you get a 75% bonus on your incoming traffic which makes you rank higher on the stats.

I think you would be surprised at how well his traffic converts.

JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

The truth does ;))
Nick

love you like a brother but I wouldn't borrow a cup of sugar from you ;))
Nick
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that hurts, REALLY hurts!
;-)))
Serge

Jim,
did I hear "take"????

5000 years worth of generations of my ancestors will turn in the graves if I just give!

just wink me the collateral and %% and we in business!
;-)))
Serge

Serge,
Are you kidding!!!I love you like a brother but I wouldn't borrow a cup of sugar from you ;))
Nick

Serge...i will take your $300K!


JimMr$$$ (Is Serge going to make it to PAYDAY?)

Nick, why raise?

I'm trying to lend $300,000 all day long with no takers
;-(((
Serge

HEY!!!!
Don't be TOOOOO impressed
Exodus 20:14

;))

Verio???
Anyone wanna form a syndicate and raise 300k.We can raise that :))
Nick

Mike AI, I've had email issues before, so I totally feel for you. Nothing is worse then having someone upset because you didn't fill thier order when you didn't even get it in the first place. It's like you've let someone down without even knowing it. Good luck on that.

Don
Ounique <--------- Refuses To Put Link To Oprano Up! Anybody Know What Don's Problem Is?

in GA, it's illegal for a telemarketer to call with a recorded message

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Hey Peaches, tell that to the auto loan company who's war dialer has hit every one of our rollover lines today... Friggen people piss me off....

On another note, how ya'll been? Long time since I've posted...

Andrew


VooMan NationalNet

Nick,
why not?????? I was REALLY impressed and too bad you didn't need $300k loan!
;-(((

;-))
Serge

""Any way to email you? ""

Yup ;)))

Serge,
End of this month can we change our advertising to the non-adult project I showed you. :)

:)~~~~~
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook, CERTIFIED!)

Just sent it again, Mike.
I'm going out of town tomorrow ( a fucking cruise, can you belive it, ? How da fuck do you ride a bike on a cruise for crying out loud, but I digress) and thought if interested we should do it before that :)
Hank D Too many to list

Have been having some issues lately.


Mike AI
***********************

good ole days...
penecillin shots used to take all "issues" away
;-)))

Serge

Ask me again in about 90 days ;)
RRRED
**********************

ahhh..tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you tomorrow...
story of my life
;-)))


Serge (New FREEBIE to adult webmasters)

HAHA I should be clear, I am having some e-mail issues! haha


Mike AI

Have been having some issues lately.


Mike AI
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Please call my receptionist tomorrow. We need to schedule more frequent sessions Michael.

Thank You

Dr. Shlomo

Webfather,

I have a domain usage issue I'd like to run by you, as I'm sure you have experienced this situation a couple times! ;-)

Any way to email you?


fatbaby

Hank, I do not think so. Have been having some issues lately.


Mike AI

Hey Mike, you get my email yesterday ??

Hank D Too many to list

Back from lunch.... ;))
Nick

>>will you marry me?????

;-)))

Ask me again in about 90 days ;)
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It's uh.. 10 right?
RRRED
***********************

right....and RUMOR is "somebody" loves you too
;-)))
Serge (New FREEBIE to adult webmasters)

I love you Serge :)
RRRED
***********************

will you marry me?????

;-)))
Serge (New FREEBIE to adult webmasters)

>>>They are worse then spammers.... damn phone soliciters!

I resemble that remark hehe

One more thing, Ant I can't find you. Don't even ask. I just wanna make sure. It's uh.. 10 right?
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Oh no Rick is not stupid, never was....

Big S - you would be suprised once your information gets how, how many people get access to it!!

They are worse then spammers.... damn phone soliciters!


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I love you Serge :)
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RRRED,
you can do ANYTHING you like...especially with me
;-)))
Serge

Can I cut and paste spam real quick? I don't have time to be witty
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You baiting me, Serge ??

Hank D
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no, I just checking if you still have a pulse!
;-))))
Serge

Any traffic he sends back to the amateurs on his top list, he gets 50% of any signups they get, lol.
No one ever accused him of being stupid, lol.
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Geeze,
RickYNOT is an "old school",
milk 'em for all you can!
;-))))
Serge

BTW,
I couldn't reach Oprano for 2 days from Milan...
MikeAI,
I hope it ain't you who owes $300k in Oprano hosting bills!

'cuz if it's you...I'll SUE Archive Buttons!!!!
;-)))
Serge

have fun with telemarketers

http://www.jimflorentine.com/mp3s/Phone_Sex.mp3


mutt

'damn! I just got fax from Push '

You baiting me, Serge ??

Hank D Too many to list

'naaaa...RickYNOT only threatened to expell from YNOT and deny pay site owners the privilege of sending him free traffic'

He's got an even better one now. Any traffic he sends back to the amateurs on his top list, he gets 50% of any signups they get, lol.
No one ever accused him of being stupid, lol.

Hank D Too many to list

just make sure that verio
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damn! I just got fax from Push
(my hoster for cotac.com)
it has in BIG LETTERS:
"FUCK YOU, PAL"!
I am a happy camper!
;-)))
Serge (New FREEBIE to adult webmasters)

The loan industry is getting nuts!
************************************

Peaches,
there is a good reason for it...
Banks pay you and me 1% on our savings accounts, and landing those money at 5-6-7-8% is a GOLD MINE!

why do you think I want so much the rumor about somebody needing $300k to come true????

I WANNA LEND!!!!!
;-))))
Serge (New FREEBIE to adult webmasters)

I suggest EVERYBODY call their Hosting Companies and ask them to fax you PROOF that the bill to Verio is paid in full.
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OR just make sure that verio is not in the loop:)))

night lucy, I'm out to play softball..
dantheman

The loan industry is getting nuts! I bought a sofa through Citibank last year because it was 12 months same as cash. Not only do they send me a bill every month telling me I owe zero dollars, I got a HANDWRITTEN letter from them yesterday offering me another $17K in credit, from "Tracy" who wrote a little heart under her name, lol!

And I get phone calls on all three lines almost 3 times a week from a company that wants to help me consolidate my credit card debt....interesting since I have no credit card debt ;) But the fun part is that they have a recording leave a message. I know this because I've tried to pick up and talk to them....in GA, it's illegal for a telemarketer to call with a recorded message - oops - I guess they didn't figure on people using answering machines to screen calls ;))

Peaches