Big_S...and now dantheman....

unless this is a "conspiracy",
than
"where is a smoke-
there is a fire"

In this case,
I suggest EVERYBODY call their Hosting Companies and ask them to fax you PROOF that the bill to Verio is paid in full.

ATTENTION ALL HOSTERS!
have a nice day and have your faxes ready in top notch order!
;-))))

I'll go and fish some more on Krutop,
maybe russkies know something....
Serge (New FREEBIE to adult webmasters)

that's all you like about me????

I was sure it was my modesty which made the trick
;-((((
Serge (New FREEBIE to adult webmasters)

...therefore I can bet $10 that this si just a rumor
;-)))
Serge
-------------------------

100 to 1 serge :))
rumors come alive somtimes!
dantheman

Serge
That what I like about you, you bring your own hot dog to all the parties.

Cleo (.)~(.) clandestine thoughts revealed

I was wondering what that little limp thing above your balls was
*********************************

it was a hot dog from the last BBQ party,
and no fucking way your cats would wrestle it from me!
;-0))
Serge

Serge,

Sometimes rumors turn out to be true. I guess we wait and see ;)
***********************************

Big_S,
there is an old Russian expression:
"Zapad nam pomojet"
which translates into:
"West will help us"

nobody asked me for a bridge loan...
;-(((

...therefore I can bet $10 that this si just a rumor
;-)))
Serge

Serge
Thanks for clearing that up. I was wondering what that little limp thing above your balls was, but my cats did seen to enjoy playing with it almost as much as you were enjoying it.

Cleo (.)~(.) Errorcode 404 - File not found

Mike,

These folks know too much just to be cold calling me. That's ok though. I'll have the last laugh when I see the boards light up with people crying their host is out of business ;)

Serge,

Sometimes rumors turn out to be true. I guess we wait and see ;)



Big_S 100% debt free and CURRENT on our bandwidth bill ;)

I thought that was RickYNOT and Khan??
Mike AI
*******************************

naaaa...RickYNOT only threatened to expell from YNOT and deny pay site owners the privilege of sending him free traffic
;-)))
Serge

Yeah and a few other things as well.

Cleo
*********************

Cleo,
that thing haven't been going up for the last 3 years....I'd never blame YOU for this
;-))))

tough life in internet trenches is responcible, not you
;-))
Serge

could have been worse....I recall surfers threatening to report pay site owners to...Better Business Bureau or even to...AOL itself!
___________________

I thought that was RickYNOT and Khan??


Mike AI

Reported me to Dunn & Bradstreet, etc.. etc...
**************************

could have been worse....I recall surfers threatening to report pay site owners to...Better Business Bureau or even to...AOL itself!
;-)))
Serge (New FREEBIE to adult webmasters)

BTW, my English went down the drains since I met you!
********
Yeah and a few other things as well.

Cleo (.)~(.) Danger Will Robinson

Edd,
it's OK to get cats out of the bag...as long as you keep tin soldiers safely tucked in
;-))))
Serge

Oops! now I've gone and let one of the cats out of its bag - sorry Serge! ;)
***************************

it's ok...we have 250 more cats
http://cotac.com/Italy/Rome/CleoCats/
;-))
Serge

Cleo,
what was the typo?

what word did you mean?

BTW, my English went down the drains since I met you!
;-)))
Serge

Cleo - We're still working on several changes that will shortly be implemented at Oprano - in the very near future the main messageboard will have a "click here to refresh" thingy in it that will ONLY refresh the messageboard... Oops! now I've gone and let one of the cats out of its bag - sorry Serge! ;)

Edd (Opranautical Engineer) just a little patience....

Serge
You should be the last one to make fun of someone's typos.

Cleo (.)~(.) Warning, may cause permanent insanity

I sue the Message Archives button on all the other boards
*****************************

Cleo,
your legal bill should be tremendous!!!!!
;-)))
Serge

I like it more and more, especially as it differentiates Oprano from other boards.
**************************

Colin, you are wrong....
it's lack of Mr.Bean from Rats Race
is what makes Oprano different
;-)))

"it's a r-r-race! it's a r-r-race"!
;-)))
Serge

Mutt I really do not even remember their names off-hand. Ed knows, he has to deal with those cocksuckers.

They have been coming after mee for 6 months on this. Reported me to Dunn & Bradstreet, etc.. etc...

They do not understand, once they crossed the line and tried to hurt me, I would rather spend $5,000 with my attorneys then even give them $1


Mike AI

Interesting info Serge ;)
******************************

info???? this is not an info, this is a RUMOR!

if I had INFO,
I'd give names, tel numbers and next of kin
;-)))
Serge

hey this is cool, that murder trial involving the Kennedys starts today. Is it on CourtTV in the US?
mutt

Mike which content provider?

Initials are fine.
mutt

Colin - it does grow on you... Like a tumor... flash should be cancerous... infectious... seeping into your brain and taking over... If I have my way, the whole internet thing will be one big flash interaction - bollocks to html! flash is the future! ;)

Edd (Opranautical Engineer) still growing....

I just wish someone would put the Message Archives default back to 2001/07/01. This causes the board to refresh to the latest messages, see my board. If I use the refresh button on my browser it also forces all the graphics to reload as well and over time it seems to corrupt the catch. I sue the Message Archives button on all the other boards so out of habit I often do it on this board and end up at the first of this year. I wonder how many people also do this and then wonder way the messages look old.

Cleo (.)~(.) Warning, may cause permanent insanity

HAHAHA Big S, the past few weeks I have gotten same phone calls. They leave messages on my phone at the office. I think it is just typical phone solicitation.

That and I had some asshole content provider put me in to collections over $500 which I refused to pay because there feeds were down all the time.

So I guess once that happens, people think you are bankrupt or have major bills and need consolidation.... All the vultures come out at once! haha


Mike AI

People who pay $40.00 per month to look at pictures of naked young children should be in jail or a mental hospital. I'll write the law for the government if they want, they seem to have a hard time writing ones that stick.

mutt

find $300,000.00 and make check payable to Verio and get yourself a "webhosting company"
;-))))
Serge
-------------------

Interesting info Serge ;)

To whomever is filling out the various online debt consolidation forms listing my contact info. I appreciate the effort but we are in good shape over here. Six calls already this morning from people wanting to loan us money. We aren't the only hosting comapny buying bandwidth from Verio. Do a few traceroutes to other hosting companies and submit their info instead. Putz!



Big_S 100% debt free and CURRENT on our bandwidth bill ;)

Mike,

I have a Mozilla browser (cuz of Linux) and it seemed to be screwing up my browser at first but seems ok now. Not sure why.

I like it more and more, especially as it differentiates Oprano from other boards.

Colin May 21.

Ohhh Come on Mutt use your brain! ccbill does not approve these kinds of sites. What probably happens is people put up a normal adult site, then in a few weeks after ccbill made all of their checks, they change it to those nature, and kp sites.

It happens with all processors!! Well maybe not... maybe it just happens with ccbill, they are probbaly understaffed. I am sure they want to make sure they get rid of all this filth. But sometimes they have to keep it up for the FBI investigations!

You did not hear this from me... this is top secret. ccbill works hand in hand with the gov't - so use your brain Muttley! ccbill is solving problems, you just cannot see them in the small twisted world you live in!


Mike AI

New Poll

Is the Dreaded 'Summer Slowdown' Here Yet?

vote @ http://www.opranoplus.com

mutt

Very True MikeAI.. i guess you have lost hope?


sharky Check for yourself.. it's not THAT small!

Just posted a sad article on Opranoplus.
'When Kiddy Porn Isn't Kiddy Porn'

I'm sure they will print it out and hang it on the walls at CCBill.

http://www.opranoplus.com

'We talkin' bout practice'
- Alan Iverson, talking about practice
mutt

Colin of all people, I figured you would dig the Flash... it is progress. You have always been one to push for progress.


Mike AI

Sharky, I do no think you would have same problem I have. My flea dick is so small, no extender can even stay on it.

I probably need a customized one made!


Mike AI

I didn't like the Flash stuff at first but it is growing me.
Colin Look up, look down, look all around. But look forward, especially!

MIkeAI -

Can you recommend one which worked for you?
sharky Check for yourself.. it's not THAT small!

Sharky 2 words:

Penis Extender!


Mike AI

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- More than 3,700 seniors at eight San Fernando Valley high schools cannot take part in graduation ceremonies unless their future plans include college, military service or trade school.

-----------------------------

Ummmm .. isn't there a name for this?

Colin JoeE cheated on 3rd grade math test. News at 11 ...

correct Serge!
But the problem is when your boner isn't big enough:-(
sharky

I think any close race that can be won by having a boner just isn't right. :-))

Dravyk
*********************

not according to Sharky
;-)))
Serge

That video of you and I will never get out!
************************

damn!!!! here goes my chance of becoming famous...
;-(((

I DEMAND you sell them to the highest bidder!
;-)))
Serge

>>> http://www.sptimes.com/2002/05/06/TampaBay/Runners_grin_and_bare.shtml

I think any close race that can be won by having a boner just isn't right. :-))

Dravyk All Of 'Em

HAHAHA I am only content for personal use only Serge. That video of you and I will never get out!

;-)
Mike AI

I am sure Farrell would be more then happy to show me around! :-)


Mike AI
**********************

Farrel, make sure to check his ID...just in case and sign EVERYTHING, before he claims he doesn't remember anything
;-)))
Serge

Moffitt, if I can squeeze the time in, would love to check our ya'lls operation.

I am sure Farrell would be more then happy to show me around! :-)


Mike AI

MikeAI,

"Starting in San Diego, then hitting LA area, then Napa, then to San Fran area, then to Tahoe, then finaly Sacremento!

I am looking forward to hooking up with all my Cali friends while I am out there...

Have to mix a little business with pleasure!"

Be sure to stop in at the Homegrown offices if you have time when you get to San Diego.

Regards,

Moffitt


homegrownmof There's no place like Homegrown, there's no place like Homegrown...

SEGuru
I'm not into planes, but it was pretty awesome seeing and feeling the ripples in the pool as the planes flew so close over head that you could see the rivets holding them together, that and them flying so close to each other.

Cleo (.)~(.) Warning, may cause permanent insanity

Yeah, it was somewhere around there. I dno't do Florida that often and seem to get turned around easily in that area.
Shit happens. However, I like the lady thats down there quite a bit...so it does give me reason to get down there a bit more often.
;-)
SEGuru

Jonas,
heard this one?
;-))

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final
test was for them to line up in a straight row,
totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big
breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and
they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she
danced in front of them would not be ordained because
he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.The
beautiful model danced before the first candidate,
with no reaction. She proceeded down
the line with the same response from all the priests
until she got to the final priest.

As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that
it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.
Embarrassed, he took a few steps forward, bent
over to pick it up ..................................
and set off all the other bells.
Serge

SEguru,
YGM....

Galt Drive..is that near old CEN office? I think I know the building
;-)))
Serge

Kewl. My girlfriend lives right there on Galt Ocean Drive and the planes seem to use her building as a landmark for making their turns.

I'd be on the phone with her, and have to wait while the fly-bys got done so we could even hear each other. She said it was a pretty awesome display of Military precision.
SEGuru

They keep all access by car blocked to the Air & Sea show unless you live there. You have to park on the west side of the bridges and walk accross to A1A, A1A itself is closed to all cars.

Cleo had the right idea and watched it from her friends pool on the intercostal along with her partner in crime Luna.
http://cleocrap.com/pool-party-5-5-02/index.html
The Other Fuck

I'm sorry, what did you say?

The Other Fuck
************************

hi, putz, how the hell are you?

zain tov?
Serge

Colin, I won't be surprised....Israel MUST do it,
how can one reason with suicide bombers besides getting them first?

as for
"JoeE is Elvis? You'll see ... "

I was wondering that myself...at least I found Forest
;-)))
Serge

it listens and even most important...it understands me 50% of the time
*******
I'm sorry, what did you say?

The Other Fuck

How was that Air & Sea show?
*********************************

I dunno....I was in Italy at that time, but Cleo says the jets going 50 yards above her head were awesome!
I love her parrot reaction...he (or she) is very territorial and start yelling at planes to get the fuck out from his air space
;-)))
Serge

"Israel prepared a tough response to a Palestinian suicide bombing in a suburban pool hall, weighing options including a large-scale military operation and expelling Yasser Arafat"
Colin JoeE is Elvis? You'll see ...

Serge,

Why won't you just buy a benz!
*********************************

because this car is bollix and I don't get craik in it!
it was THE ONLY car I ever got stuck on the road!
;-)))
Serge

unless you are scared! =))
************************************

Jim,
I used to have 2 gays friends in pre-internet days and I found that me AND my neighborgs got scared the most when they came to visit us in their ... Hummer!

...and we can even mount machine gun to it
;-)))
Serge

BOCA!!! No Shit!

I did see a few of them out there, but you are right...practically like L.A. and everyone driving their status-mobiles.


How was that Air & Sea show? I was down in Lauderdale a couple weeks ago and realized if I had delayed my trip by 1 week that I could have checked that shit out.

I hear its a pain in the ass if you wanna bail and you get stuck on one side of the inter-coastal due to the bridges being up for most the day.
SEGuru

Serge,

Why won't you just buy a benz!

Redlion just got a new slk32amg to go with in his ever expanding
garage.

It is an awesome car.....for a girl!!!!!!

;))))
Nick

mothefucking snobs!!!!!!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Serge..I already upped the Viper 80hp...We can leve them in our dust..unless you are scared! =))
JimMr$$$ (Is Serge going to make it to PAYDAY?)

Voodoo,
it has a special learning program...I taught it to understand me, but...now Emi has a problem with her English
;-)))
Serge

it understands me 50% of the time
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Well, Infinity must be built
by russians, because thats
40% more than people here
understand.
:-))))
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

SEGuru,
I can't drive Lincoln in Boca....they already call me names and throw garbage at my door for not driving Mercedes...
even Webfather only invites me at night, so nobody can notice what kind of car is driven to his house
;-))))

mothefucking snobs!!!!!!
;-)))
Serge

I saw a commercial for the new Navigator, with all the automation, it looks pretty cool.

Of course I never could afford something like that... so I will just watch them on TV!


Mike AI Big dicks?

Afternoon folks!

Ya know Serge, I picked up one of those new Lincoln LS V8 models. Its such a smooth ass ride, very little feel to the road. Smooth as silk.
Mine understands me too...I push the gas pedal hard...and the bitch responds in true form! :-)
SEGuru

Infinity is VERY nice, lots of power, smooth ride, the car talks, it listens and even most important...it understands me 50% of the time
;-)))
Serge

HAHAHA My moms Mercedes is going on 6 years old. It is in shop for the 60k mile checkup. My father is pushing her to buy a new car, so I told her to look into the Infinity, since you liked it so much.


Mike AI Big dicks?

Serge,

http://www.cougardate.com/cougar/gif/leaping.gif

You'll love it. ;))
******************************

I do, reminds me of Board Whore
;-)))
Serge

MikeAI, the new car is GREAT!!!!!
http://www.cotac.com/Italy/Chianti/NewCar.JPG

I hear voices in my head now,
Mr.Bean from RatRace in Venetian in Las Vegas...
"It's a rrrrace, it's a rrrace"!

I'm racing Webfather when I get to Florida!
;-))))
Serge

Serge, how is the new car treating you?
Mike AI Big dicks?

>>A woman needs four animals in her life: a mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the driveway, a tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for it all.

mikeai, that is the most intelligent thing that has ever come out of your mouth!!! :-)))))

____________________


The sad part of it CJ, is that I read this somewhere, so it is not even my own words! haha


Mike AI Big dicks?

It hasn't rained here in almost a month
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Want me to move back.
It rained damn near
everyday when I was
living there.

voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Serge,

http://www.cougardate.com/cougar/gif/leaping.gif

You'll love it. ;))

TheGeneral,if you read this,you have mail.
Nick

Good Morning,Oprano :))
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook, CERTIFIED!)

We are having a massive SPAM sale on all our GOAT content. GET ALL OUR NAUGHTY GOAT CONTENT FOR $.35! THAT is almost 40 photo sets of high quality hardcore goats! COME AND GET IT THIS GREAT DEAL WILL NOT LAST FOREVER! BAAAAA!..... Mate!

RIck sPammer Spambot wuz here

http://www.extra-teen.com/day13/banner468_60_tt1034.jpg

Seems like they should make a bigger one for the kids and a really big one for the husbands and boyfriends.

Cleo (.)~(.)

http://www.newsbytes.com/news/02/176371.html

so?

let cockholsters rot....
Serge

Anyone see this?

http://www.newsbytes.com/news/02/176371.html


Cranky

Cleo,
look what I found!
just for YOU!
;-))

http://www.extra-teen.com/day13/pk.html
Serge

Space Bar goes to Star Wars commercial. Odd.
Colin It's Coming ...

CJ - no requirements - do with me what you will! ;) I don't think aussie goats baaaa with an accent - they just end it with "..... mate" !

MikeAI - sounds like a good time in Cali - we'll hold the fort down!



Edd (Opranautical Engineer) 'Oath!

Serge,
Actually, she got a big kick out of it. They used to compare notes. I was doing a good job, it seems.;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

They all sound alike. *ducking*
====================

Colin please go here and press the space bar
http://www.b3ta.com/buffyswear/
;-)
Opti ¦=¦

Sharky, I am having a month long California oddessy! Should be interesting...

Starting in San Diego, then hitting LA area, then Napa, then to San Fran area, then to Tahoe, then finaly Sacremento!

I am looking forward to hooking up with all my Cali friends while I am out there...

Have to mix a little business with pleasure!


Mike AI How to become a millionaire
Tue, 07 May - 18:49:27 66.157.51.30 Post #: 79154
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MikeAI -
Enjoy it while you are there. One thing I miss about CA is the weather... But the water is too cold at the beach!

JMScore! How's it going? I might be heading back to CA (Westlake Village to be exact) in a few months. Would be nice to drop in and check out those plush offices you guys have!

:-)
sharky need money? We can help!

Also because she found out I was 'servicing' 3 of her sisters...:)))

************************

she should have been one happy woman,
it's just like another episode of
"all in the family"
;-)))
Serge

Serge,
"because you were eating her on all 4?"

That, too.;}}} Also because she found out I was 'servicing' 3 of her sisters...:)))
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

I haven't shagged UK citizen ever...at least of female persuasion,
************
Oh the visuals this brings to my sick mind.

Cleo (.)~(.) Sex is bad, violence is good, we're Americans

They all sound alike. *ducking*
Colin Maybe it's Elvis.

cj,
I haven't shagged UK citizen ever...at least of female persuasion,
I wouldn't know
;-)))
Serge

wrong, its british!!!!
you of all people made that mistake?!?!??!?


cj (vaginator) conversions down? 3 new sites should help a little!

cj, it's a one heave OZ accent there
;-)))


Serge

http://www.b3ta.com/buffyswear/

this is funny

cj (vaginator) conversions down? 3 new sites should help a little!

I do.....and Israel showed the way to fight it: no terror acts were in Israel while it was using force on the territories!

----------------------------------
Damn, that's a good point.
Colin Maybe it's Elvis.

Morning everyone ...

Cj, nice looking sites!
Colin Ummm ... you'll see!

because you were eating her on all 4?
;-)))
Serge

BTW, in case anyone missed me, I was in Mexico on Saturday, Houston on Sunday, and Enterprise, Mississippi on Monday-Tuesday. I DO get around!
Torone (screw 'politically correct')