nah, I dont like website with flash, I hate websites with sound...

and Im not a big fan of south park ripoffs...

Im a very negative person...



I do enjoy ARS' 10% bonus tough :)
DrGuile

jesus DrGuile you got me excited. I went over to AdultNetSurprise looking forward to some good reading and all i found is a handful of posts from Team Netsurprise employees.

Argggggggggggh! Damn you Dr Guile!


mutt

On a different topic,

Anyone who is having feeds stolen by livesexlist.com , contact me, I might some info for you...
DrGuile

Are you wanking to Marc De dancing above?? Do you like boys?

You really should be cranking out some sites, and racking up on the 11% bonus from ARS. I suspect that is what everyone else is doing...

Of course some of us took most of the day off to enjoy the JazzFest... weather is so nice here...


Mike AI

Nothing...

I annoy people now and then...

and I wank a lot...
DrGuile

Dr. Guille - you keeping score?

What do you do again?


Mike AI

wow, this board is "deader" than Adultnetsurprise!!!

ahahah
DrGuile

Hi Luna.... how's our brazilian hotty doin this a.m.??? :)

bpj
*******************************
Hi bpj, you sound funny... "our" brazilian hotty is doing very well thanks;o)
Luna (ass & grass) Have a good day everyone!

Game Over
Thanks for playing!

AAarrgh!
Robert

Hey Serge, you know that 55 gallon drum of goat semen you lost? Don't worry, they found it!

http://12.36.78.51/southtown/dsindex/01-ds5.htm


Shok more fun then a barrel of goat semen

I only cost $200 per sign up :)

That would be absolutely hillarious if I started dancing with SpamBot too
Actually I think PimpBot should come out and start dukin it out lol

Ok enough - I get such a kick out of it. My ICQ list is like a Christmas tree, everyone thinks
it is too damn funny :)

Marc De ARS - 20 New Sites Launching Today w/ 10% Bonus ALL Month

Hey dantheman.. Looks pretty slick.. Not as slick as what's going on at the top of this board though..lol.

Peace
Martin S-B.Com

http://www.m3server.com/home2.asp

give me some feedback on the flash intro on the top please:)
dantheman

I finally won the game.

:-))
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Though I bet CJ is happy to know your free.... ;-)
---

SOLD!!!
cj (vaginator) $70 signups, all day every day!!

Gigi, try clearing your cache in your browser.


Ulfie Pornsurfing.com

Gigi -

You need to clear your cache in your browser... you've got the "old" ad in your cache... there's a new one!

Edd (Opranautical Engineer) Earn MORE! 10% MORE!!

Nope...no 'Just a Gigalo' (sp?) song or anything....speakers are on and working....boohoooooo! Don't see MarcDe dancing...nothing. :(

I see spambot and his dynomite (sp?)...and then the ads from the explosions...but that's all...

It could just be that I'm completely blind...haha...that or I haven't had enough coffee yet today....lol


GiGi CashQuest 2

HAHAHAHA Ed, are you pimping out Marc now?? I think CJ was talking about the price for Marc De not you.... hahaha

Though I bet CJ is happy to know your free.... ;-)

hahahaha


Mike AI 11% bonus if you win the game - ARS is rocking!

cj - for you... NO CHARGE!! ;) But Spambot gets to watch!

MikeAI - glad you got some winners! I told Toolz I wouldn't make the game TOO easy - everyone has to EARN their extra 1%!!!

Edd (Opranautical Engineer) Earn MORE! 10% MORE!!

Sound will be off in a little bit, just want everyone to apprecaite the full effect... ;-)


Mike AI 11% bonus if you win the game - ARS is rocking!

how much for a night with the oprano gigalo?!
cj (vaginator) $70 signups, all day every day!!

Damn, double post... guess I suck too! hahaah
Mike AI 11% bonus if you win the game - ARS is rocking!

GiGi

Wait till MarcDe finish dancing and singing and then you'll see the game. I managed to finish it and got the damn code


Priest

When Spambot grabbed Marc De right before the chorus I expected them to start dancing and singing like in a 40's musicial
Maybe just their heads singing
"I ain't got nobody"




Vick you'll be looking groovy in a 60's movie

you don't hear the song Just a Gigolo Gigi? It takes about 15 seconds before it starts playing.
The game appears after the song is finished.

Somebody stick a sock in David Lee Roth's mouth.
mutt

I thought the game was broken as well, but I have had 2 people send the proper codes to me, and saw first hand a guy at the office win...

So all of you who say its broke, you just SUCK!!! haha

Beleive me, I suck as bad, cause I cannot do it!

I heard in a week or 2 Marc De will be doing he LAMBADA... the Forbidden Dance...

That should be exciting!


Mike AI 11% bonus if you win the game - ARS is rocking!

I thought the game was broken as well, but I have had 2 people send the proper codes to me, and saw first hand a guy at the office win...

So all of you who say its broke, you just SUCK!!! haha

Beleive me, I suck as bad, cause I cannot do it!

I heard in a week or 2 Marc De will be doing he LAMBADA... the Forbidden Dance...

That should be exciting!


Mike AI 11% bonus if you win the game - ARS is rocking!

BooHoo! I've looked above, since last night, and I still don't see the game. :(


GiGi CashQuest 2

don't try to play that game when drunk ...
it made me dizzy

Marc, your so damn cute!!!! :-))))

mustang!! finally out of lurking!!
cj (vaginator) $70 signups, all day every day!!

http://msn.espn.go.com/magazine/vol5no10cuban.html

good reading about cuban of the mavs
dantheman

is that coming from here? damn you!!!:)
grimm (Blow Me)

I can't get that song out of my head now.
Damn you guys!!!!! :)
mustang

Grimmster got the hivvvy
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

ROFLMAO - That is some funny stuff. I feel like I'm a celebrity now. The only problem
is my mouth moves like a Canadian and I'm American hahahaha

Very cute guys, you'll never hear me complain about promotion like that, even if it
is at my own expense hehehe I'm just a gigolo...
Marc De ARS - 20 New Sites Launching Today w/ 10% Bonus ALL Month

ok, the 24 hour flu hit me like a semi truck, what did i miss?
grimm (Blow Me)

Mutt - the game scores you on how quickly you complete all 4 levels - so finishing the game doesn't mean you win - you have to complete each level as QUICKLY as possible to earn as high a score as you can - then you get the "secret code" if your score is high enough....

Edd (Opranautical Engineer) Earn MORE! 10% MORE!!

Hank,

Do you happen to know of
any motorcycle dealers
in NYC that can get me
a wheel for a rice rocket,
fast???

voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

i think Ed is some kind of pacifist. This game should be a shooting gallery where we get to blow Marc's head off his shoulders. I'm sure he has a good sense of humor and wouldn't mind.


mutt Larry Flynt Up Close and Personal: Feature Article @ Opranoplus

"This is the Hustler Casino in Gardena, California, just south of Los Angeles. A casino Larry Flynt owns and a place this pornographer loves to play poker."

I didn't know there were any casinos in and around L.A. When did this happen and how many of them are there?

mutt Larry Flynt Up Close and Personal: Feature Article @ Opranoplus

Edd, i've completed the game tons of times, all four levels and it just says 'THanks for playing'....no bonus code tho. Why?

Send me some news to post please. Births, deaths, graduations, anything.
mutt Larry Flynt Up Close and Personal: Feature Article @ Opranoplus

Mornin Oprano!

Can't wait to see "The Answer" get off tonight! That's going to be a great game...

Hi Luna.... how's our brazilian hotty doin this a.m.??? :)

Hey ZayneE, welcome to the gumbo! Looks like you need some help with your online Check processing! Click on the link below to see the difference. Then contact either myself, or Wig and we'll hook you up!

peace

bpj (NO 3rd party CC risk!) You SNOOZE, you LOSE!

Well I don't know what you guys are doing.... when you send "enough" traffic, it tells you you've completed the level and gives you a button to click to go to the next level... You don't "stop" sending traffic when its "full" you have to keep going!

And I just won..... twice! ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) Earn MORE! 10% MORE!!

http://cagle.slate.msn.com/mondo/MondoIsrael.asp

Hank D Too many to list

I'm definately not a morning person. ;)


Ulfie Pornsurfing.com

hahahahahaha .. just saw the MarcDe 'song and dance' routine ... thats great stuff! only at oprano .. lol
MikeW (Filthy Bastard)

Ulfie,

Im looking into a tank right
now, but it wont be to drive,
it will be war on NY Street
Crews.

voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

morning Ulfie.

Looks like we are on the same time
frame. ;-)

Wig Time of Transition..... Don't be left behind

Morning Oprano-

Voo, sorry to hear about your pot hole
experience. Good thing you didn't
wipe out.



Wig Time of Transition..... Don't be left behind

Morning Opranauts!

Voodoo, the only thing I would drive in NY is a tank. ;)


Ulfie Pornsurfing.com

Ok, NYC Sucks!!!

Im riding to the office today
on my motorcycle, go around
a car, bam, hit a fucking
pot hole 2 ft deep. Bent
my wheel, blew out my
tire. Called my attorney,
he said, sorry, NY State
has some pot hole law,
says you cannot sue
for damage done to a
personal vehicle due
to a pot hole.
hahaha This is pretty
fucking bad when they
make a law like this.
They should just fix
the fucking things.
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

chris, reminds me southpark also, I didnt know marcde was so damn talented:)
dantheman

I like the lil thing above..

Reminds me of south park..haha

Im on level 7 right now..

You guys suck!
chris/pornoman $20.00 For Free AVS Signups..Blowing Up Like Your Mamma!

Hey guys! I was just surfing around and found this board...wanted to say, "HEY!"
ZayneE Zaynee Creations

If you reach level 4 and don't send traffic it says 'game over'. If you send traffic it says 'thanks for playing'
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^'

I get the same thing.
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

"Cameron and Boone became the first teammates in major league history to both hit two home runs in the same inning, connecting back-to-back twice in Seattle's 10-run first against the Chicago White Sox on Thursday night."

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/baseball/news/2002/05/02/mariners_homers_ap/



Webfather

http://www.doyouwant2cds.com

Optional

LOL

I think the game is corupt too. It ends after level 4 with 'thanks for playing' sign and no code generated.
Being quite good with the Morze alphabet in the old army days helped me reach level 4 in just several attempts.

If you reach level 4 and don't send traffic it says 'game over'. If you send traffic it says 'thanks for playing'
Priest

uh i think the game is corupt, it doesnt move from level 2 anywhere.


is this one of those how to keep an idiot busy shticks ? :)


Slavdogg

Infact the game is so tough, the first 2 people who win and send me a copy of the code to prove they win, I will give them each $50 cash!

I will even make Serge write it out of his own banking account!!!

So win now before he gets back from Italy!!

If you win, send me the code at michael AT oprano.com

WIN FREE CASH and 11% from ARS!!


Mike AI Marc De can sing and dance!!

OK for those of you who have not figured it out, after watching Marc De sing and dance....

ARS the TOP program on the net today is having a 10% bonus on all checks for May.

It gets even better, Marc De made a deal with Oprano that if we let him showcase his special dancing and singing talents, he would give Opranauts and extra 1%

So notice up at the top, after his song and dance there is a game. ARS Bonus days.... if you can get a top score, you will get a code. This code can then be turned over to TOOLZ and he will hook you up with another 1% bonus to bring the bonus up to 11% - meaning nearly $50 a pop!!

Remember this is for the entire month, and since ARS pays out weekly - you better jump on the game and get the code so you can get paid that 11% ASAP!

It's freaking hard, I am going to have to cheat to get the code - I know I want my 11%...

I have been slamming ARS sites since the first... conversions are even better then ever... ALLPETITE.COM kicks major ass!

Anyway sorry for the long post... enjoy Marc singing and dancing... and of course go get your 11% bonus for the month!!


Mike AI Marc De can sing and dance!!

Hi everyone;o)
So funny this guy sing at the top of this board, I have so many windows open, scared me little bit when I start listening,lol:o)

Ulfie, I am sure we will have a good time, nothing will hurt...;O)
Luna (ass & grass) Sweet pussy...

A plea for help here...
My partner is having huge tech problems with Cinestream 3 for video editing - it's conflicting with Windows XP - at times it won't even upload, and the audio is coming out a mess. Anyone who's familiar with it - can you give me a shout at
smokesigs AT earthlink.net?
thanks :-)
Thanks :-)
MikeS

HAHAHA
Mike AI

Mutt -

You have to get the bar to "full strength" a few times (like 4) - it keeps a total of points for you based on how quickly you get the bar up to speed - and if your total isn't high enough, you can't win! ;) NO CHEATING!!!

Edd (Opranautical Engineer) Spambot on the rampage!

i don't understand the game. The goal is to keep that red bar at full strength? I did that and i didn't win.


mutt

Cleo, that's what beater cars are for, insurance settlements. ;)


Ulfie Pornsurfing.com

Ulfie
I'm not messing up my Vette with Meni guts.

Cleo (.)~(.) The board without annoying sound

hahaha

great night for Toronto sports fans. MADONNE! I had a feeling this was going to be a miserable night.

Well this will shut up the 'trade Vince Carter' idiots.


mutt

Here's hoping MarcDe has a good sense of humour! ;)

Spambot HATES David Lee Roth!

Edd (Opranautical Engineer) You can earn MORE in MAY!!!

Hit him with the car then use him for bait? It's an option. ;)


Ulfie Pornsurfing.com

I'm not real sure what me or anybody else would do if a nekkid Meni was spotted in the middle of the street.

Cleo (.)~(.) Nekkid pics of my cats

Cleo
I'm sure you would pick me up

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Good Night for Detroit Sports!

Wings win convincingly.... Pistons pull out a win to eliminate the Raptors in the last minute...

Life is good!

;-)

fatbaby

Reggie Miller maybe the greatest clutch player in NBA history next to Jordan. Sends Game 5 into overtime twice, the first one was incredible, three point bank shot.

mutt

I want to thank Directnic for their help today.

I was having dns problems with over 1000 domains and their techs and even the big brass stepped up and got involved and everthing got taken care of.

Thanks for the help!

Lee

;-)
VegasLee See you in Montreal!

I could see Meni roaming up and down I-95 in his underwear while drooling on himself without any help from anybody.

Cleo (.)~(.) yesterday's underwear

Who's going to Internext?
I suggest Scarletts in Hallandale, instead of Solid Gold. Just ask MikeW what club kicks serious ass.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

me

:o)

Monk

"Hey Mutt. Just about all those girls on that list are my girlfriends. They better come to my party. I have known them for years. It should be lots of fun""

PLUS Far-L will be there. Now there is a reason to hop on a plane if I ever heard one.


We are us and th

The only weed I smoke has a band on it that says Romeo y Julietta. ;) Looking forward to what ever Cleo and Luna have in mind as long as it doesn't end up with me roaming up and down I-95 in my underwear while drooling on myself. ;)


Ulfie Pornsurfing.com

errrrrrr....sorry...make that cj :)
smithy .......High Converting Affiliate Program

Hey cy...
you still going to the Regatta Sunday night?
smithy .......High Converting Affiliate Program

Do you mean that we are not suppose to smoke the gym and workout the weed.

Cleo (.)~(.) Pic of Voodoo's ass

Ohhh Ulfie I have the feeling you would want Cleo and Luna to slap you around a little!

;-0)



Mike AI

I hear it gives one superhuman powers. ;))
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Nah Ulfie, thats the bud they
smoke, not the gym.
:-))
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Ulfie
Serge had a beard until he met Luna and I. Now sure what all that means, but his dog seems a lot more happy these days.

Cleo (.)~(.) Look what CCBill is doing now

Hey Dan... thanks for the heads up here :-)

Yup, for all of you Opranauts who have been in the biz awhile AND are going up to Montreal for Cybernet Expo, we at YNOT are sponsoring a "90's Webmaster Reunion Party"

Here's the info on it http://www.ynotmasters.com/about/index_spec.html

Please RSVP to reunion@ynotmasters.com

Otto, Bob and myself would love to see ya there :-))
LAJ News you can use, published every Thursday!

Mike, I think you need to pray for me, I'm heading into Cleo's world in a couple of weeks. I'm sure her and Luna could kick the shit out of me, they go to something called a "gym" everyday. Personally, I had never heard of it but I hear it gives one superhuman powers. ;))


Ulfie Pornsurfing.com

Cleo, I am glad you are ok!!

I was worried for a nan-second! ;-)
Mike AI Want to make 11% bonus??

Mike??
huh?

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Mike AI
No I am not chained to a pole. My relatives would never do that they would have been too busy trying to go after our personal possessiones to waste time tieing any of us to a pole. My family motto was "we eat our young," meals at the dinner table growing up made for an unforgettable dinning experience.

Cleo (.)~(.)

Mutt, I would bet money that was never Aimee in the first place, probably her "webmaster" or bf or something...

Just like I doubted those posts awhile ago was Jenna...

I think Jenna posts as Meni!


Mike AI Want to make 11% bonus??

i never understand those people who need to jump off buildings and stuff. They call them adrenaline junkies. Why don't they just go to South Central L.A. and start shouting racial slurs at the black people. That would get your heart pumping.

Aimee never came back:(

We scare em away!
mutt

Man this is terrible

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/dynamic/news/story.html?in_review_id=572456&in_review_text_id=539588

I hope Serge and Emi do not bungee jump while in Italy!!


Mike AI Want to make 11% bonus??

Damn, MikeW tearing shit up...

It's ok Mike we still love you, put that chainsaw down!!
Mike AI Want to make 11% bonus??

Headless - you can blame MikeW for posting a HUGE link in Post #78539 that broke the board - the offending link has been repaired to view correctly at 800x600!

Edd (Opranautical Engineer) Earn MORE! 11% MORE!!

yup i always post the Pickems on TopNiche and YNOT. But not in ALL CAPS and I say thank you.

it's quid pro quo on the boards, Jay from Ynot emailed me to post a party they are having, i told him sure cuz he lets me spam the Pickems on their board.


mutt

Anyone see Cleo?

http://www.nola.com/newsflash/louisiana/index.ssf?/newsflash/get_story.ssf?/cgi-free/getstory_ssf.cgi?n2244_BC_LA--ChainedWoman&&news&newsflash-louisiana

This could explain it...

God, sometimes its embarassing to be from Louisiana!

HAHAHA


Mike AI Want to make 11% bonus??

Ahhh no worries... I figured I should just mention it incase...

Any survivor fans out there?


Headless