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What a week!

Here we go with more announcements! Feast your eyes upon http://www.rookieclass.com

We have totally redesigned RookieClass to bring it in line with all of our other sites. You will also notice that RookieClass will be changing its format from a weekly published e-zine to a daily updated resource for newbies. RookieClass will feature articles written by industry professionals and newbies alike. The articles will feature topics pertaining to newbies along with more advanced tips and tricks for the more seasoned webmaster.

If you would like to write for RookieClass please feel free to email me anytime! Headless@weboverdrive.com

Along with the release of RookieClass we are also proud to announce the re release of http://www.banneroverdrive.com

Once again these new designs will help make our network of sites more navigable along with keeping the general theme amongst them all.

Enjoy!

Headless

Looks like they tracked down your shipment Serge

http://www.dailysouthtown.com/southtown/dsindex/01-ds5.htm

UPS Man

opps sorry for the double post
dantheman

ooops, nevermind, its back.
:-)))
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Can anyone reach flyntdigital.com?
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Hey Mutt. Just about all those girls on that list are my girlfriends. They better come to my party. I have known them for years. It should be lots of fun!
http://www.adultcash.com/party.html
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Party of the year:)
dantheman

Mutt, I did not have any girls in school... haha

I had a few hot older teachers, who were probbaly cougers... but I jsut found out about these things today! haha

Mike AI Get your 10% now... Rumor has it 11% might be out there too...

"Why don't they make the entire plane out of that black box stuff?" Steven Wright

GiGi CashQuest 2

No offense, but I cant believe
anyone would be affraid to
fly. Besides, planes are
tough, think about it, alum
cans, held together with
aluminum rivits. what could
possibly go wrong? Its neat
to watch the wings stretch
when you hit turbulance. It
amazes me how they stay
together.
:-))))
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

but getting back to that theory. If you remember the hottest girl in your high school, what did her best friend look like?
I bet she wasn't hot. Not in my school anyway.
mutt

Mutt, is that plane ride looking better now? ;))

Ulfie Pornsurfing.com

yeah Jason. might be a sequel but i don't have a great feeling about the Raptors winning tonight.

Pretty amazing tho that they've won at all without Vince.

mutt

Aimee Sweet..........oooooooo la lahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Well this blows another one of Howard Stern's theories all to hell.
He says really hot chicks don't have really hot friends, they surround themselves with average looking girls.

Oh i'd love to see one of these pajama parties.

nice website by the way Aimee. I was going to ask MikeWylde if he did it. Looks like he might have.
mutt

Aimee look like a nice party - I need to get Pornoman to take me to it...

This is funny...

http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0204/priests/images/priest_tilt.jpg

Mike AI Get your 10% now... Rumor has it 11% might be out there too...

Hey Mutt, it looks like we can have another round of Sixers-Raptors again, could you handle that again?

Also, the NO Hornets look pretty good but they have no fans to watch, they will have Mike AI next season though:))
Jason Free Wires, Paypal, Blah Blah Blah!!

growing up Pumas were a bad kind of sneaker you didn't want to be wearing.

Not as bad as wearing British Knights or LA Gear but close.
mutt

Huh? Pumas?? Cougars??

Hell, as long as it ends in a catfight that's all that matters. ;-)

Dravyk All Of 'Em

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2002200657,00.html

Britney Britney Britney
Can a career in porn be far off
Pictures at 11

hahahhaha.......... bum fights. Man can we go any lower entertaining ourselves? Great idea. Watching two derelicts fight is funny and sad.

Gotta go back and see if they have any video clips.

mutt

what is this world coming to ... lol

http://www.bumfights.com/indecline/
MikeW (Filthy Bastard)

""I favour that little dark line of dirt under my nails for picking at later on. ""

Mother?

;))
Nick

HAHAHA...this is hilarious! I guess these are the questions I should be asking now huh? LMAO

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Dear Sister Cougars,
I'm wondering the best way to sharpen one's nails for the hunt?
Do you recommend any particular shade of nail polish or is it best to go au naturelle?

Signed, Puma B.

Dear Puma B.

We sharpen our nails by filing them EVERY day, also we take calcium supplements.
The colour of your nails should match the colour of your lipstick. Clear nailpolish is always acceptable. We also recommend wearing sturdy work gloves when gardening, although personally I favour that little dark line of dirt under my nails for picking at later on.

Happy Hunting, Cougar Site

**********

GiGi CashQuest 2

Mutt,

thanks bro:)

I always was a cheap bastard:))

Soon you will be able to buy excellent flash banners at regular banner rates..
sextoyking

Also describes women in their forties who smoke, drink and go to clubs to pick up young men in their twenties. Cougars are usually divorced, sometimes with cubs, and financially independent.
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Why does this sound familiar. LOL!!!

Ulfie

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couger = board whore ?
F. Jackie

HAHAHA this is funny stuff!

C o u g a r :

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The largest North American cat, top of the food chain with Grizzly Bears, carnivorous solitary hunter, aka Mountain Lion, Puma.
Also describes women in their forties who smoke, drink and go to clubs to pick up young men in their twenties. Cougars are usually divorced, sometimes with cubs, and financially independent.

The most successful cougars are those that married well and got huge divorce settlements. Lesser Cougars were feminists who clawed their way to the top and made their own money. They have charge cards and big bank accounts, often living off second mortgages and money lending. They own cars but use them sparingly because of their concern for the environment.

Species characteristics include a penchant for home decorating, an interest in dogs (the only other species they can live with), an avid consumption of home products such as tinfoil and Cheez Whiz, and a limited interest in technology.

They have a high fat diet but are usually in shape because of sheer genetics and extensive shopping, dinner party planning and traveling. They often wear clothes that they're a bit too old for such as Spandex and high heels. They dye their hair and wear lots of makeup and jewelry.

Cougars-in-training (ie. women in their thirties) are called "pumas". Women in their twenties are "cougar cubs".

Mike AI I am getting my 10% bonus - what about you??

The desert dwelling puma is the easiest of the puma family to track in the wild. It leaves a trail of cigarette butts and empty cans behind.

Puma Hunter

Taking your life with a
chainsaw is pretty bad,
but considering this
guy had been arrested
for a sex offense to a
child, it was to easy
on him.
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

This is the best!!!!! :)))

http://www.cougardate.com/cougar/gif/leaping.gif
Nick

Also describes women in their forties who smoke, drink and go to clubs to pick up young men in their twenties. Cougars are usually divorced, sometimes with cubs, and financially independent.

THIS SOUNDS VERY FAMILIAR!!!!

Mike AI I am getting my 10% bonus - what about you??

Mike,
Yes!!Most definitely!

There are reports of the round tailed cougar in the desert.Will have a short blonde coat.And have an interest in hiding in Caves and Creeks.

They hunt slow moving chubby males.

;)))
Nick

A Canadian thing? I dunno...I grew up with the cougar concept...hahaha...could very well be...lol

<< I would hate to be stalked by a Puma... I have seen the devistating effects it can have on a persons life...

HAHAHA >>

Be afraid....very afraid....

;o)

GiGi CashQuest 2

"It is offical, you can start calling the Hornets, the New Orleans Hornets!!

Oh yeah, anyone wanting to catch a game next year - I scored floor tickets.... front row. So we can wear sunglasses, and heckle players from the other team! "

MikeAI, can I join you? I am pretty sure I look cool in sunglasses... and can heckle with the best of em!

:-)
sharky I wanna be in the IN crowd!

Mike,
I am hoping to get a network TV show called:

"Cougar Hunter"

I will in the course of this show how to capture (humanely) a number of the felines.

I go to "Joe Fortes" in the first episode with my networth statement stapled to my forehead,Gigi :)))

Its like a feed frenzy ;)))
Nick

Nick, it's interesting you omit the possibility that I am a cougar CUB...hehe...

BUT, the puma would be me. ;o)

Here's some more research for you MikeAI:

http://www.cougardate.com/cougar/main.html

That site is hilarious Nick! I especially like the 'menopaws' page...hehe

GiGi CashQuest 2

Server still being attacked, Serge was supposed to hitbot the other boards not Oprano...

Must be too much wine in Italy...

Or maybe Oprano is under attack from a puma...

Nick, do pumas live in the dessert? Have long claws? sometimes eat their young?

Mike AI I am getting my 10% bonus - what about you??

that's good news about the Hornets Mike.

tonight is Game 5 between the Raptors and the Pistons. Should be exciting.
mutt

Man this cougar - puma thing is all new to me. I have never heard of it - is this a canadian thing?

After reading this:

What are these cats, let me explain: Cougar - age 40+. Cougar, to me, is defined as a woman who is confident in both her appearance and lifestyle. Many are divorced or single and like to go out at night seeking younger men, because they can, and others are married and confident in their relationships and lifestyle and just like to have fun! The Cougar knows how to dress to entice, has an understanding of the way things are. If we are talking about sex, is usually outgoing, open minded and experienced. Puma - age 30 - 40
Cougar Cub - age 20 - 30

I would hate to be stalked by a Puma... I have seen the devistating effects it can have on a persons life...

HAHAHA

Mike AI I am getting my 10% bonus - what about you??

Gigi,
LOL...this one is worth signing up to:

http://www.cougardate.com/

So are you a cougar or a puma? ;))
Nick

Mike,
AHAHAHAHAHA

Nick

<< S'pose they are pumas,then,really ;)) >>

Well damn...how'd you get so smart? lol

Puma - age 30 - 40
Cougar Cub - age 20 - 30

I had no idea...haha.

Here Nick...if you're going to be in Edmonton soon, you might want to hang out at 'The Gallery Bar'. I found a 'Cougar Club Crawl' you could 'run into'...get yerself a date. ;o)

http://www.dirtylori.ca/prowl.htm

Looks like we just missed one...but I'm sure another will be coming soon ...hehe

GiGi CashQuest 2

Server is going batty, techs are looking into it now...

might be under attack from Italy... hahaha

Mike AI I am getting my 10% bonus - what about you??

MikeW, that is pretty crazy...

Wonder how many people a year kill themselves with chainsaws? It takes a lot of balls to go out that way...

Mike AI I am getting my 10% bonus - what about you??

Gigi,
Technicaly cougars are in there 40's.The ones I like are just 30 ;))

S'pose they are pumas,then,really ;))

Nick

cool ...

http://www.gopbi.com/partners/pbpost/local_news_c3fcf43ce624b00d00c6.html
MikeW (Filthy Bastard)

hahaha

MayorTommy has made some enemies so it wouldn't surprise me.
mutt

mutt,

Thats pretty funny.
:-))))
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

HAHAHA Mutt has a stalker on his hands!!!

Mike AI I am getting my 10% bonus - what about you??

Morning everyone.

last day in portland, or. Wow the move is finally over!!!

Welcome to oprano Brian, you have been around for years, hope your party rocks!!!

sextoyking

<< Gigi,
beowulf!!
Shit film I was made to sit through by Sidekickguru. ;) >>

Oy! That sucks! I haven't seen the movie....yet....but I probably will now just to see what Hollywood could do with it. ;o)

<< Coyotes are nice,but cougars are fun!!!! ;)) >>

Cougars? How old do you have to be to get into the 'cougar club' anyway? lol

GiGi CashQuest 2

MayorTommy is me :)

It's my Usenet nick. Somebody has made the connection and i know how.

Somebody wanted to know on the Howard Stern group what a 'cockholster' is. So I told them.
Guess they checked out the email address or sumthin.

MayorTommy isn't welcome here though.
mutt

Who is mayor tom?

Whatevers eating him must
be suffering miserbly.
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

hey mayor tommy, did you forget your meds?

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HAHAHA actually Voodooman, I have always done better out of town...

under another name ( Michael Trump, Donald's son), etc... etc... you get the drift!

haha
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I use the professional vollyball line, works like a charm;))
dantheman

ahhh haaaa, MikeAI,

I'm listening.
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Behave Mayor Tommy!

---- your pal, Spambot
Mayor Tommy

HAHAHA actually Voodooman, I have always done better out of town...

under another name ( Michael Trump, Donald's son), etc... etc... you get the drift!

haha

Mike AI I am getting my 10% bonus - what about you??

Voodoo, in NO women even flash their tits at me. They usually want a tip though. ;)

Ulfie

Ok,Mike :))
You'll LOVE this idea. :))

Gigi,
beowulf!!
Shit film I was made to sit through by Sidekickguru. ;)
Coyotes are nice,but cougars are fun!!!! ;))

Bumped into Howard Stern at the Bevewrly Hills Hotel.And I concur re his chick.

Nick

HAHA Cj you caught me. I have only been with one girl. The otehrs have been blow up dolls - do you know I had to custom order dolls with smaller openings??

HAHA

Mike AI I am getting my 10% bonus - what about you??

Good attitude, sense of humor... and a lot of begging.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I have all these features,
but it doesnt help me.
Maybe I should move to
NO???
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Mutt, fear of flying is conquerable. I went through a phase were I would wake up with a stomach ache every time I had to fly. I started thinking about it and realized it was completely irrational and now flying doesn't bother me at all. Sounds simplistic but your odds of getting hit by lightning are greater than dying in a plane crash.

Ulfie

but I have always done ok with girl
--

was the usage of the singular 'girl' a freudian slip?!

cj (vaginator) $70 signups, all day every day!!

Wig,

Excuses are nothing but reasons for failure.

The Bastard who told me that quote was absolutely correct.

It's been ongoing for the past weeks on projects being completed. ACH is on the top 5 for next week to be done. =o)

SideKick Guru

this is true. Attitude and confidence mean a ton when dealing with women.
But truly, great beauty, i'm talking about 9's and 10's, does intimidate me. I had one girlfriend who was a 9, i always felt like i was struggling to keep her. Not fun.

mutt

Wig,
I'm really sorry.Let me kick some phillipino ass.
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Nick, do what you must! ;-))

We are 99% there, so we should finish
it up and get those sign-ups rolling
in. LMK if we can do anything.

Wig Need a horse? Try WTS

Mutt, it is all about attitude... I am far from a handsome stud like Pornoman, but I have always done ok with girl... even before becoming a porn king.

Good attitude, sense of humor... and a lot of begging. If I was hung like Pornoman I would get all the girls and KEEP them... if you know what I mean! ;-)

Mike AI I am getting my 10% bonus - what about you??

Voo,

i lived in kansas for about 7 years. same deal there.

there is a lot of cattle here, too. but, with the supply of chickens they don't need to go after them.

Wig Need a horse? Try WTS

Morning Oprano :o)

Mike AI....awwwwwe! Foxes are adorable! Especially babes...all we have here are coyotes...they're pests...lol

Try to snap some pics again! I'd love to see them. :)

BTW Torone...I read Beowulf...great story. I was surpised that there was such a Christian influence throughout the book though. Being that Beowulf was a Scandinavian in 600-700AD, is it not most likely he would have been pagan and giving credence to the likes of Thor and Odin??

Do you think the Christian influence is a hint that the author was a monk in 1100AD? Whoever he was, do you think once the story finally was written to paper, was changed to include this Christian influence? Or do you think the story was more likely 'birthed' verbally closer to 1100AD and the Christian influence was a fundamental part of the story from the beginning?

I'm sure the rest of the board is on the edge of their seats...hehe

Have a great day all!

GiGi CashQuest 2

Nick, I am about to head to the office.... when I get there I will hit the big guy up and use the telly... ;-)

Mike AI I am getting my 10% bonus - what about you??

Wig,
I'm really sorry.Let me kick some phillipino ass.

Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook, CERTIFIED!)

Ahhh Wig,

I dont have anything for you.
Just as you say Busting
on you.
:-))))

I love coyote hunting. My
parents raise cattle, so
they are a huge problem in
Oklahoma during calving
season.
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Mayor Tommy, I saw the layout of Stern's woman in FHM - she did nothing for me look wise. Nice body, but her face was not to good...

Surely Howard could have done better...

Mike AI I am getting my 10% bonus - what about you??

Mike you work with chicks all the time that are of equal caliber, just not as glitzy. I'm sure a few of your girls all dolled up are Penthouse Pets.
mutt

MikeAi,

Business is going very good.

BTW For someonbe who is an alledged novice,you did pretty damn good :)

Tips? Perfect timing. Give me and my sidekick a call.Have we got a deal for you.:)
Nick

Mike, and you should have seen the
dreads on the one i saw. he was a
nappy bastard and big, too.

i don't try and go after them, but if I
see one and have a gun i shoot it.

Wig Need a horse? Try WTS

uh.....actually not Mike. I'm a very realistic guy. I am not in those girls league and I've always been a guy who keeps my dignity that way. If I ain't good enough for em, i'm not going to drool over them, in person anyways.

Last plane i took was for a funeral. Had to but it was a short trip. Jews bury the dead too soon, i would have driven but i wouldn't have made the funeral in time. So i Xanax'd my way there.
mutt

Spambot� doesn't like MayorTommy. Buh bye Mayor!
Mayor Tommy The Man!

Voo, you have it out for me ever since
i stained your PEARL!

really though, i don't have chickens so
they are not much of a problem. but,
i come from a shoot the coyote
mentality. ;-)

Wig Need a horse? Try WTS

Yeah Wig, I can imagine the coyotes get very fat off those chickens... coyotes are not endangered, infact they are too plentiful... so culling some is a good thing.

Mike AI I am getting my 10% bonus - what about you??

Nicky, how is http://spamwealth.com doing?
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Would be doing better if our checks were up. DOH!

Wig Need a horse? Try WTS

Mike, we have a lot of chicken houses
up here. the old timers just dig a
big pit and throw the dead chickens
in it. an avg. house loses 200 a
day.

the coyotes run a trail every night
on the way over to the pit. i was
running a loader one day and saw a
giant one. i didn't have my gun on
me, though.

coyotes are a real nusiance.

Wig Need a horse? Try WTS

I
love wildlife and am glad i get to see a variety on a daily basis.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
So, you are into bestiality
too???
:-))))

If you need help hunting down
coyotes, I have just the tool.
Its a cassette player, with
a 50 ft external antenna. It
came with all kinds of tapes,
like sounds of a rabbit in
distress, which is the best
for luring coyotes in. They
will get right up to the
speaker before they realize
its not real, but by that
time, it to late.
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

BUT I think they do run Aimee Sweet's website so I presume they can get some of those girls there.
If they can get even 5 of those girls there it's impressive. These aren't porn ho's, these are like the glamour pinup girl crowd. You can marry these ones without being disowned by the family.
________________________

So if they all show up Mutt, would that be enough motivation to get you on a plane??

Mike AI I am getting my 10% bonus - what about you??

Nicky, how is http://spamwealth.com doing?

When are you going to share some more of your tips with me??

Mike AI I am getting my 10% bonus - what about you??

i don't anything about the AdultCash guys. It looks kind of goofy having all those amazing woman on their guest list as UNCONFIRMED, sorta begging them to come. Like some horny porn obsessed kid making out a dream list of people to invite to his birthday party.

BUT I think they do run Aimee Sweet's website so I presume they can get some of those girls there.
If they can get even 5 of those girls there it's impressive. These aren't porn ho's, these are like the glamour pinup girl crowd. You can marry these ones without being disowned by the family.

mutt

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