I
love wildlife and am glad i get to see a variety on a daily basis.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
So, you are into bestiality
too???
:-))))
If you need help hunting down
coyotes, I have just the tool.
Its a cassette player, with
a 50 ft external antenna. It
came with all kinds of tapes,
like sounds of a rabbit in
distress, which is the best
for luring coyotes in. They
will get right up to the
speaker before they realize
its not real, but by that
time, it to late.
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)
Thu, 02 May - 09:52:22 216.66.64.207 Post #: 78500
BUT I think they do run Aimee Sweet's website so I presume they can get some of those girls there.
If they can get even 5 of those girls there it's impressive. These aren't porn ho's, these are like the glamour pinup girl crowd. You can marry these ones without being disowned by the family.
________________________
So if they all show up Mutt, would that be enough motivation to get you on a plane??
Thu, 02 May - 09:50:50 66.157.50.246 Post #: 78498
i don't anything about the AdultCash guys. It looks kind of goofy having all those amazing woman on their guest list as UNCONFIRMED, sorta begging them to come. Like some horny porn obsessed kid making out a dream list of people to invite to his birthday party.
BUT I think they do run Aimee Sweet's website so I presume they can get some of those girls there.
If they can get even 5 of those girls there it's impressive. These aren't porn ho's, these are like the glamour pinup girl crowd. You can marry these ones without being disowned by the family.
mutt
Thu, 02 May - 09:50:13 66.185.85.76 Post #: 78497
Ulfie, I have to say I like Cuban... he is a little escentric, and a big mouth sometimes, but I like him. He is very down to earth... and being the only billionaire I have ever met, I was suprised at that...
Even though I do owe him an elbow to the head... :-)
Thu, 02 May - 09:50:02 66.157.50.246 Post #: 78496
Yeah coyotes are much more of a problem them foxs. Of course since I really have no animals besides my dogs, preditors are not a major issue where I am at.
I have some friends who have had to take out some coyotes though....
We supposedly have some ferral pigs running around, I have seen their tracks - but not them yet. They can be dangerous as well. I keep hoping I will see them when I am close enough to one of my rifles... We could have a couchon de le...
I saw this article and thought it was pretty amazing, then I relized it is hardly a breakthrough - I know a handful of people who have their brains and actions control by outside people... haha
Thu, 02 May - 09:39:04 66.157.50.246 Post #: 78487
Mike, lmk and i'll hook you up. it's cool that you have foxes running around your property. i would imagine that you have quite an array of wildlife there. you have a sweet spot!
Thu, 02 May - 09:36:49 63.151.255.189 Post #: 78486
mike, I would love to check out a game or 2.
dantheman
Thu, 02 May - 09:34:11 208.220.30.72 Post #: 78485
Thanks mutt
since they put peoples email addys there
i guess I'll add kerri kendall to IM and hit on her
just kidding
Kerri Kendall + Guests
(kken777@aol.com)
why advertise that info? Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Thu, 02 May - 09:33:26 24.147.73.216 Post #: 78484
It is offical, you can start calling the Hornets, the New Orleans Hornets!!
Oh yeah, anyone wanting to catch a game next year - I scored floor tickets.... front row. So we can wear sunglasses, and heckle players from the other team!
Thu, 02 May - 09:23:09 216.66.64.207 Post #: 78482
Wig they day that I finally get some horses, I will definately be talking to you. I would like to hope within a year or 2...
I did just find that we have 2 baby foxs ( kits) on my property... they have to be about 2 lbs each, and all ears. They are very cute, have seen them about 6 times so far...
I had seen the mom a lot last year, and now there are kits I know there must be a male fox somewhere...
Thu, 02 May - 09:07:44 66.157.50.246 Post #: 78479
Penthouse Pet Aimee Sweet's Birthday party.
The party will be at the AdultCash.com house in San Diego. We expect over 100 webmasters and models.
Please come to:
http://www.adultcash.com/party.html
mutt
Thu, 02 May - 08:09:09 210.49.49.142 Post #: 78475
What the HELL did you just say?
oh, marone! you do understand joee, do you???? I parlare his language odesso!
LuiggiFurio
Thu, 02 May - 08:07:26 213.45.231.90 Post #: 78474
serge, your english is hard enough to understand as it is! don't add any extra accents onto it ... pleeeease!!!!
cj, serge scored more men with his accent than you ever will!...err...women,
just ask Voodoo!!!
Luiggi Bieha
Thu, 02 May - 08:04:56 213.45.231.90 Post #: 78473
John "fuck your teeth, give me my money" Cotac,
YGM, attenzionne per favore,
god father gets into casa in 4 hours, but usually he walks the beast....
and my buballah just said
"..and the Eagle flight at Midnight"
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++=
What the HELL did you just say?
Mr$$$ It's ALMOST PAYDAY!
Thu, 02 May - 08:04:22 65.35.91.68 Post #: 78472
Serge,
As said before, your its hard
enough to understand your
broken english, but now
italian? Give us a break,
go back to english.
Anyone read the article in
the back of AVN Online?
Entitled, Obscenity in the
white house?
Very interesting.
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)
Thu, 02 May - 08:01:44 216.66.64.207 Post #: 78471
John "fuck your teeth, give me my money" Cotac,
YGM, attenzionne per favore,
god father gets into casa in 4 hours, but usually he walks the beast....
and my buballah just said
"..and the Eagle flight at Midnight"
Luiggi Staseri
Thu, 02 May - 08:01:30 213.45.231.90 Post #: 78470
mutt,
OMG! I've told SO many women that I love them...;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Thu, 02 May - 08:00:27 24.242.225.234 Post #: 78469
Peaches - very good.
"If the trenchcoat don't fit, you must acquit." I may get off (pun intended) afterall.
;)
Jesse
Thu, 02 May - 07:59:29 65.33.12.25 Post #: 78468
For all Liberals out there:
Does the quote "Sex is the opiate of the masses." sound familiar? If you sub 'sports' for 'sex', does it make sense?
BTW, I am of the opinion that Ashcroft needs to go. He's far beyond the Conservative pale. We want LESS gov't, not MORE. Looking at the rest of the current administration, Ashcroft is beginning to look more and more like a fanatic.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Thu, 02 May - 07:58:36 24.242.225.234 Post #: 78467
I thought you was only gone
for 10 days?
Caro Voodoo,
in Italy we say
I thought you WERE only gone
for 10 days?
escussi, caro, but we yuts dont talk brooklynese in Roma...
come va, caro faggale?
Luiggi Vecchio
Thu, 02 May - 07:55:44 213.45.231.90 Post #: 78466
HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 20 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES
1. English . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. I Love You
<<Actually, I am writing from Orange County Jail right now. Anyone know a good lawyer.>>
In your situation, may I suggest Johnny COCKran ;)
Peaches
Thu, 02 May - 07:49:04 65.112.37.197 Post #: 78464
Peaches, funny!
It is difficult for me to relate to most kids and parents because my father was so liberal. He got
the playboy channel when I was 10 and we used to watch it together. But I turned out just fine - only
been arrested 5 times for indecent exposure, convicted only once, but
I am appealing. Actually, I am writing from Orange County Jail right now. Anyone know a good
lawyer.
Jesse
Thu, 02 May - 07:39:18 24.64.223.205 Post #: 78461
One of the joys of being a single mother to a boy (besides trying to teach him to pee standing up...): When mine was around 3 he became very enamored with his penis. I tried to stress that it's a natural thing to want to play with, but it's something to do in the privacy of your own room. So....he's at a birthday party and I'm also there. I notice him grabbing at it (must have been a cute girl around) and I merely say his name. In a very loud voice he announces "Sorry Mom, I know I'm just supposed to play with my penis in my room!!". Geeze.
Peaches
Thu, 02 May - 07:38:54 65.112.37.197 Post #: 78460
And I taught her how to smoke pole.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
No wonder she went to ciggs,
At least she has something
to wrap her lips around.
:-))))
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)
Thu, 02 May - 07:37:47 216.66.64.207 Post #: 78459
Webfather, come va?
all OK?
so, I did some research about labor laws in Italy...
1) Father who works for the bank cant bring the sons company public
2) if employer asks employee for a blow job,
he gotta treat ALL employees equal and demand blow job from female and male employees alike...
or face federal laws violations
Sexual harrassment of BOTH sexes is locale law and less severe than not treating all your emploees equal...
things one can find interesting abroad....I wonder what some AMERICANS would do if they had to deal with same laws????
and what did you say about duct tape, Bradissimo? Italians dont use duct tape, sorry caro mio....
Luiggi
Thu, 02 May - 07:34:23 213.45.231.90 Post #: 78458
the people who did that study Jesse are morons. You can teach a kid about responsibility and the evils of porn but when that kid reaches 11 or 12 he takes his marching orders from one thing and one thing only - HIS PENIS!
The penis doesn't react well to education. It's got a mind of its own.
mutt
Thu, 02 May - 07:31:01 66.185.85.76 Post #: 78457
she is going to be this generation's Elizabeth Taylor. She'll be married and divorced 10 times, in and out of rehab, nervous breakdowns, comebacks in Vegas.
Or she could be like a hundred teen pop idols before her and disappear in a couple of years into
show biz oblivion.
Meni click on that party invitation somebody posted here overnight. Read the guest list.
Even if only half the chicks on the list show up it's still an amazing lineup of allstar poon!
Thu, 02 May - 06:53:10 65.185.104.173 Post #: 78451
Cleo.. clients?
You still hooking? Meni (The Golden Tongue) XXX ATM
Thu, 02 May - 06:47:20 24.147.73.216 Post #: 78450
I would love to stay around, but I have clients to see in Boca this morning. Maybe I'll stop on the way up and pick up a couple of cases of Silly String and cover Serge's winter home while I'm up that way.
Thu, 02 May - 06:09:50 210.49.49.142 Post #: 78445
Caro Torone,
Lufkin, Texas, dry county...
they were real texan cazzos tutto bene!
Luiggi
Thu, 02 May - 06:07:40 194.185.149.130 Post #: 78444
Serge, are you obsessed with me? You can not seem to keep your mouth shut, even on holiday!
che????? ragazzino,
Io non OBESSED like you,
io in sportare, galo nero!
Luiggi
Thu, 02 May - 06:05:55 194.185.149.130 Post #: 78443
Serge,
Real Texans wouldn't give you a hard time...if we hated you, we'd ship your remains over to Louisana for 'gator food.;}}}
Actually, we're really friendly over here. I doubt those were real Texans. More likely them damned snowdiggers.;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Thu, 02 May - 06:03:00 24.242.225.234 Post #: 78442
so brad, what's the story behind the falling out between you and mike and serge?
cara mia,
money, sex, lies and videotapes,
the usual!
...and lei asked mike for blow job in his office, cazzo picollo!
Luiggi
Thu, 02 May - 06:01:26 194.185.149.130 Post #: 78441
Brad Shaw, you owe me money, cazzo!
che vuoi, muthafucker!
how the fuck you dare interrupt Serge vacancionne?
Luiggi
Thu, 02 May - 05:58:29 194.185.149.130 Post #: 78440
perhaps serge isn't really in italy and he is really at brad's, egging him on!!! and mikeAI is getting the strawberry jelly ready :-))))
--------------------------
you could be on to somthing CJ, plus you left out one of the main players in this "play", she's blond and knows a little about cc billings:))
dantheman
Thu, 02 May - 05:51:19 208.220.30.72 Post #: 78439
Good Morning Oprano
I am not going to be able to get that image of Brad out of my head this morning. You all are a bunch of sick fucks, lol.
I also would like to know what's up with this board and Brad's fall from fame. I have heard rumors that it had something to do with Serge's dog, one of Todd's toys and a large vat of crisco, but Serge was pretty drunk while talking about it.
Thu, 02 May - 04:50:47 210.49.49.142 Post #: 78435
Brad cannot hear you. he is busy rubbing strawberry jelly all over his naked body and humping a stereo speaker while screaming the lyrics to "when doves cry" by Prince.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
now THAT is a disturbing image first thing in the morning!
Mr$$$ It's ALMOST PAYDAY!
Thu, 02 May - 04:32:53 65.35.91.68 Post #: 78434
morning CJ, I've been wondering the same thing!
umm, does it have to do with a certain billing co?
dantheman
Thu, 02 May - 03:44:42 67.32.99.91 Post #: 78433
Brad cannot hear you. he is busy rubbing strawberry jelly all over his naked body and humping a stereo speaker while screaming the lyrics to "when doves cry" by Prince.
JR
Thu, 02 May - 03:41:23 207.107.115.240 Post #: 78432
so brad, what's the story behind the falling out between you and mike and serge?
Thu, 02 May - 01:03:23 210.49.49.142 Post #: 78431
Come join us for some great fun and lots of networking at Penthouse Pet Aimee Sweet's Birthday party.
The party will be at the AdultCash.com house in San Diego. We expect over 100 webmasters and models.
Please come to:
http://www.adultcash.com/party.html
to confirm your arrival.
We will be sending everyone who confirms hotel info and directions.
Please get your confirmations in early.
Wed, 01 May - 20:21:48 24.197.241.111 Post #: 78426
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?
Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of supernatural creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with dear god no, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will reveal to the world your great supernatural forces, bringing about the return of the antichrist. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
TheEnforcer
Wed, 01 May - 17:35:28 24.197.241.111 Post #: 78425
I protest loudly that Philipino's aren't included.
Don't you know a Philipino thug is the thing to have in Gangs?
=o)
Sidekick Guru
Wed, 01 May - 16:05:34 208.181.212.146 Post #: 78424
Grimm,
HAHAHAHA :)))
But had no drop down under "Henchman" for Philipino and Manitoban,so plumped for the "classic thug" option.
JR,
BTW no one "lives" in Monaco.You get a cheap appt,then get residency,then buy a nice house in Cap Ferrat,or Cap D'antibbes,and are merely a resident for tax purposes.
;))
Nick
Wed, 01 May - 16:01:00 208.181.212.195 Post #: 78423
Wed, 01 May - 15:04:51 151.204.103.157 Post #: 78409
Wig,
Of course I know your, wait
you said busting on me, no no
no, busting my chops, ok, but
no busting on me, save that
for the mares.
:-))))
So Wig, do any team roping?
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)
Wed, 01 May - 15:04:07 151.204.103.157 Post #: 78408
I have NEVER had a charge back in my entire life on the net, but since
checks came in, Im not so lucky.
************************
"Howard Stern asked his audience last week to boycott all French products."
anybody know where I can listen to stern's show on the web? They took it off the air here.
sarcasticbastard http://www.sarcastic-bastards.com/cgi-bin/YaBB/YaBB.cgi
Wed, 01 May - 14:58:12 65.95.100.210 Post #: 78401