Wig,

when it comes to checks, you are the solution, and I hear do very well for many companies!!!
sextoyking Revamped and almost done

Wig,
like I told Ulfie yesterday,
Fuck Off!!!
:-))))

You know, if you mix 2 parts
roundup, to 3 parts 2-4d, them
weeds will be all burned up
by tomorrow.

So, which heifer did you breed?
hahaha
:-))
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Mutt,

yep all dvd's once we get them in, will all be in stock and of course shipped by us.

Yes, one of our turkish programmers got them all in:)) lots of work bro, I know I am not patience enough for that. but he had a team of 3 doing it, so not too bad:)
sextoyking Revamped and almost done

Todd,

Of cousre credit cards work great. No one is trying to replace them. But to leave all that money on the table not taking ACH is crazy.

Whe it comes to ACH on the web, we have the solution. Take the time to check it out. ;-))


Wig Need a horse?

Todd do you keep the inventory of DVD's in stock at your premises or does a third party distributor fulfill your orders?

Somebody had to enter one by one 3,400 DVD titles, pics and info?


mutt

Thanks Ulfie.

I noticed Voodooman noted my absence. You fag! ;-) LOL

I've been spreading 25 tons of
litter, putting 2-4d out, aerating
soil and breeding.

Sound fun?



Wig Need a horse?

Wig,

good one:) nah I just go over to europe on biz and a little playing.

Loves the great women of prauge:)

well my new store is almost done except for the designs. got the pics up, descriptions, etc. damm 3400 dvd's aint easy. aff. program about done. and might try checks sometime with Auth.net but Credit cards work great bro:))
sextoyking Revamped and almost done

wig, a lot of us thought you got stuck in one of the processing machines or something. ;)

Good to see you back.


Ulfie Nothing to see here, alright people, break it up

Hi all. I'm back.

Have not had much time to post. It's spring and that requires the ramp up for the farm.

Todd, if you accepted ACH you could visit Vienna 8 times a year. ;-))
Wig Need a horse?

Boy does it cost alot in vienna.

I fly into there about 5-6 times per year and about the only good thing at the airport is you can smoke:)

I love the big Amusement Park though, lots of cool rides..
sextoyking

Man are people in Vienna that ignorant?

By that rational, tax havens in the carribean and else where would be getting nuked every week.


Mike AI Get your 10% now... Rumor has it 11% might be out there too...

but then again, as a guy told me in Vienna...

"yeah, we have high taxes... but then again, we do not have commercial jets flying into skyscrapers, so there is a trade off"

JR

Tax Advantages are important
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HAHA! with some of the tax rates in Europe, it is a basic question of survival
JR

Tax Advantages are important...


Mike AI Get your 10% now... Rumor has it 11% might be out there too...

What is the tax situation in Monaco JR?
-----------------------------------
i am looking into it. it is my new favorite place on the planet.

i asked a few people and got conflicting answers. i talked to people in other countries and i guess many soccer stars and other rich people all go there because of tax advantages.

JR

What is the tax situation in Monaco JR?


Mike AI Get your 10% now... Rumor has it 11% might be out there too...

...............
;) I've never been an expensive date...

Peaches
...............

((o;

OldFold Laurie Dhue Fan Club

i think Monaco has the best economic model.

"you want to live here... just deposit 1.6 million in local bank for starters"

that definately filters out the riff raff
:-))
JR

Peaches, we already have some great wine here in US. Napa has been doing a great job of making some fine wines...

===================================

They do a pretty good job with fuel pumps too.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

<<Napa has been doing a great job of making some fine wines...>>

But it's SO inexpensive there! This weekend in the paper a woman talked about living there for 5 years and buying jugs of wine at the market. It ended up being about $1.50 a bottle. Of course, there are a lot of cheap Aussie wines that I like that are close to that price ;) I've never been an expensive date...

Peaches

Howard Stern asked his audience last week to boycott all French products.

Hope he's not a hypocrite and drinking French wine with his moronic girlfriend.
mutt

Peaches, we already have some great wine here in US. Napa has been doing a great job of making some fine wines...


Mike AI Get your 10% now... Rumor has it 11% might be out there too...

<<we need to wake up before we become france... ugh!>>

Decisions, decisions....stop shaving my arm pits, but have access to tons of wine....

Peaches

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mutt

Ulfie great point, as anyone who saw Blackhawk Down knows combat in urban areas where the citizens mix in with combatants is extremely dangerous.

I have heard reports of 1,000 -1,500 somolians killed in combat in thsoe 24 hours ... no one was crying about "massacres" or "human rights issues"

Civilians need to get the fuck off the streets, or get the fuck out of town when combat rolls on. Do not let militants set up snipers nest in your house and be surpised when your house gets bulldozed in!


Mike AI 10% bonus starting at midnight!

Armed militants that hide behind women and children while shooting at the Israeli's are the scum of the earth. I don't think there's a word to describe the ones that then complain when those same women and children get shot.


Ulfie

Sorry guys for making you ill with the frog comment! I am with you 100%

Hank I see the Jenin "massacre" has been proving to be a bunch of propaganda from the palestinians - which the Europeans and the American press haev jumped on.

So far they have found less then 55 bodies, and most of them were armed combatants.

A few weeks ago all of Europe and the presses were talking about hundreds if not thousands innocent people shot in back while handcuffed...

What bunk....


Mike AI 10% bonus starting at midnight!

i explained to my wife that a society or culture is like a massive ship with a small rudder. it can never be taken out of gear, or put in reverse... only steered slowly in long, wide and painfully long turns.

people always think that the weather is better somewhere else and always press to steer the ship in that direction... for some reason the sun is never bright enough and the seas are never calm enough where they are.

they are slow to look far ahead of the ship to see what the weather is doing and forget that once they are caught in the storm, the ship cannot be stopped or suddenly thrown in reverse... the ship can only make a long, slow and painful turn and everyone is going to be wet and miserable before they see blue skys.

either way, it serves politians well. either way... they are always taking people to "that better place"

and somehow... that place is always where we are not.



JR

we need to wake up before we become france... ugh!
********
I for one refuse to stop bathing.

Cleo (.)~(.) Have you had some today?

On another note, did you know that the guy heading the UN Committee for Jenin
was responsible for keeping Israel out of the Red Cross for 15 years because
he didn't want the Red Cross associated with the Star of David ?
He said it was just as bad as having a swastika associated with the Red Cross.

Can't understand why Israel dosn't trust him, lol

Hank D

Mike, please don't say shit like that.
I'd have to move to Canada if that happened !
Hank D

Yeah JR makes a great point about Europe. It is ashame that the US is traveling the same path... we need to wake up before we become france... ugh!


Mike AI 10% bonus starting at midnight!

JR,

Yeah, you are absolutely correct. It is amazing how entrenched a country's culture is based on how
that country was formed. There aren't too many scenarios where we do see a great change over time. Maybe
Japan fits into the changed countries - at least a little. It helped that they were destroyed in WW2 and
that they were rebuilt. Good point.


Jesse

made my picks,
Can a boy from the south win the hockey puckoff??


dantheman

"at least someone on this planet will know which wine perfectly compliments underachievement. "

Great line
Vick American Porn

The air and sea show is this weekend and I live right next to the beach. It sounds like WW3 over my house today. I've got all these military jets flying real low and real fast over my house I guess practicing or something.

Voodoo
Until I was 11 I spent a lot of time in Staten Island living next door to a synagogue.

Cleo (.)~(.) Have you had some today?

I picked Toronto and Montreal. Man, that would be a great series. Would like to see Toronto finally do some damage in the playoffs. Talk about a bunch of long suffering fans....


Ulfie

I made my pick for the next round...

Should be a good one ;)

Go habs Go!

We beated #1 in the East... Im sure we can do it to #3!!!
DrGuile

Mutt,

it's all good then. :)

Just thought you might be working too hard and overlooked that.

Carolina Vs. San Jose would be a nightmare. (for me anyway) :)


Joe-EG

i was in Europe twice. Give me the New World anyday!
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i just spent a month in europe traveling and was in France, Italy, Monaco, Spain, Holland, Luxembourg, Germany, Austria and Belgium

there does seem to be a VERY strong attitude of entitlement in most of Western Europe and a notion that the average person should not have to do shit and the government should support everyone.

probably leftover from years of monarchys, abuse of power and "peoples revolutions" with the notion that it is now "the little guys turn".

Some of these guys are really out of their minds. France is a good example where they want a 35hr work week and the government to support them while they produce less and less.

at least someone on this planet will know which wine perfectly compliments underachievement.

people forget that the US was founded by people who desperately wanted to take control of their lives, their futures and build a better life for themeselves with NO interference from government. Most of europe is still VERY liberal and thinks that government should solve all their problems

however you view Europe vs America there certainly is conflicting ideologies by the general mainstream on both sides.

JR Serge taught me all i know about masterbation

Mutt, I just made my picks!!

Hockey Smockey...



Mike AI 10% bonus starting at midnight!

Joe,

I know that the NHL this year isn't taking a day off between rounds, they had to do it this way cuz of the Olympics.

I decided to give people at least two days to get their next picks in, even though the first game of Colorado/San Jose is tonight. Winner of the first game doesn't mean that much anyway.

So the official deadline is Thursday at 7 PM.

Think the NHL and ABC are having nightmares about a possible Carolina vs San Jose Stanley Cup Final.

Can there be negative TV ratings numbers?
mutt

but south Florida loves Jews
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Come to Brooklyn.
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Great line by Ozzy yesterday.

"By the time you have life figured out, you're dead!"

From the mouth of the Devil himself.

Jesse

Serge, are you obsessed with me? You can not seem to keep your mouth shut, even on holiday!

Guess the MikeAI duct tape is not working well.
Brad Shaw

Sorry to interrupt bash Europe day.

Americans can be pretty loony as well. Last night at a local bar a couple guys were screwing around and they put dirt in a guys beer. The guy got up, left, went home, grabbed his shotgun, came back, and killed everyone in the bar. Hardly a proportional response to a prank.
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yeah, and when I get out im going after their families!

R3K

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Mutt,

shouldn't that be tonight at 7PM EST ??


Joe-EG Free trials & console free....just like the old days

http://www.hindustantimes.com/nonfram/260402/dLSPO03.asp
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dat's just wrong.
runk Got Gay Traffic?

Cleo, either that or a new governement program.

Any soccer nuts here? If you're going to the world cup you might want to watch what you drink. ;)

http://www.hindustantimes.com/nonfram/260402/dLSPO03.asp
Ulfie Got gay, teen or amateur traffic? Mr. $$$ signs the checks.

Guess in Europe he would have started a terrorist movement against beer drinkers.

Cleo (.)~(.) Have you had some today?

Sorry to interrupt bash Europe day.

Americans can be pretty loony as well. Last night at a local bar a couple guys were screwing around and they put dirt in a guys beer. The guy got up, left, went home, grabbed his shotgun, came back, and killed everyone in the bar. Hardly a proportional response to a prank.


Ulfie Got gay, teen or amateur traffic? Mr. $$$ signs the checks.

Europeans are less uptight about sex.

and hygiene.

I like Scandinavians, not sure if they consider themselves Europeans or not.
mutt

yeah, i don't mean literally ALL Europeans dislike America. But there is a general antipathy towards the States there.
mutt

What Erope has over America

_______________________________
Transit system---toilet paper---toilets---and those little
painted dead flys that you aim your piss at--those public urinals--the fact that they call bathrooms Toilets--and that they serve french fries instead of hash browns for breafast at their Mcdonals....


howard $1 per email +$38 per su

oh really???
new testemeant or the old one?
*****
Serge
The whole bible, it's just a book written over time by a bunch of religious misguided men.

If god is some omnipotent being then why doesn't god produce one. The bible was written and produced by men, probably with woman behind them, not some supreme being.

Cleo (.)~(.) Have you had some today?

ok, GTG,
Buco SanJiovanni is awaiting, they HATE americans there and try killing them with:
Pasta with wild mushrooms, Chianti 1997, crostini with pate on top
(Cholesterol slow death for poor americvan hearts)
and for Webfather especially they invented file of beef with foie gras on top,
god help us!
;-)))
Serge

How could the 2 wisest men on the 'net be wrong?;}}}

Gotta go, the radio just called...Later!
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Europeans hate Americans.
********************************

I wouldn't generalize it like that....
FYI, and ask Torone,
Texans, for example, hate everybody who is not texan, they gave one of my collegue raised and born in Minnesota, the same shit they were giving me and my russian accent,
THAT's HATE!
;-)))

Europeans are way to diverse to put them all into the same category
Serge

Yeah Torone, mostly the Baldwins, jane fondas, and other Hollywood types...

The reality is we are becoming more like them in our form of gov't and taxation every year.

At the end of WWII the average citizen was taxed ( ths is all taxs not jsut income) and average of 1 dolalr for every 10 dollars earned.

Now with sales tax, income tax, property tax, gas tax, sin taxs, and every other taxs, the average US citizen is taxed 50% - five dollars out of every 10!

I do not see it getting any better... when gov't taxs its people so much is not just money they take but FREEDOM....

The federal gov't keeps getting more and more powerful...

Torone, ready to start a new revolution?


Mike AI

Torone,
our posts crossed, but we see the same thing, you from Texas, and I am from Italy...
how wrong can we both be????

fuckers...
Serge

"exactly! if Jews just let him be,
nobody would know his name now and EVERYBODY except muslims would have been Jews"

Or heathens like me...;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

i was in Europe twice. Give me the New World anyday!

Europeans hate Americans. American kids doing the bum around Europe thing after college sew the Canadian Maple Leaf on their backpacks just to avoid the attitude the Europeans give Americans.

Thankless bitches.


mutt

Europe is not leading the way for anything but to socialism
**************************

sad but very true.....I guess this is where our leftists draw their stupid ideas....oh well, no wonder BRAINS leave Europe.
Serge

I read a really good article about why Europe hates us. It made the case that they have never forgiven us for bailing them out in WWII. They resent the fact that we did something that they couldn't. They hate Israel because they are same as us. You push Israel they push back harder. Wish I could find the actaul article. :(


Ulfie Got gay, teen or amateur traffic? Mr. $$$ signs the checks.

"Europe is not leading the way for anything but to socialism, and anti-semetism."

And these are the people some Americans would worship...

BUY AMERICAN!
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

The US should just have kept Europe after WWII and turn it into a US playground.... kind of a Disney Epoch...

Europe has many great things, including history, culture, entertainment, food... but it all ties in with the past.

Europe is not leading the way for anything but to socialism, and anti-semetism.


Mike AI

The bible, yeah, that book written by religious fanatics
**********************************

oh really???
new testemeant or the old one?
;-))
Serge

The bible, yeah, that book written by religious fanatics that has caused more killing then any other book.

Cleo (.)~(.) Have you had some today?

Yeah Europe is a sad place, we are fortunate to be here in the United States.... without US involvement over past 70 years in Europe there would probably no European culture. They would have butchered each other, and gone back and forth.

Latest example was former Yugoslavia... part of Europe, not one country in Europe would stand up to prevent the autrocities that were going on, it took US action, US muscle to make it happen.

Only good thing European troops are good for is playing cop - that is UN peace keepers. What a joke.

For the most part I do not consider the English to be part of this. The English have been smart to stay away from the EU, though some groups keep pushing them in. By staying away from the rest of the continent England has protected itself and has help keep a dominate posistion in world affairs.


Mike AI

They had no choice.
Torone
********************

exactly! if Jews just let him be,
nobody would know his name now and EVERYBODY except muslims would have been Jews and...I hate see THAT happening!
;-))))
Serge

Makes me glad to be an American. I'm tolerant of just about anything, but intolerance.

Cleo (.)~(.) Have you had some today?

I had wondered for a long time why so many other religions hat the Jews so much. I now know why the Christian religions hat them; but it is still a matter of ignorance. They can't help thinking of the Jews as 'the Christ-killers'. Poor, ignorant, illiterate fools! I'm an agnostic; but I can put a better face on what the bible says than that...

If the bible is true (as they say), then the Jews were pre-ordained by God to kill Jesus. They had no choice.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with Europe, but I hear that a lot from people.
***************************

70% tax is one of them...
Serge

Yeah Mutt, I am the same way. I really just started noticing it the past year or so - it has really become public, and transparent the past few months in the way Israel has been treated, especially in comparison to the palistinians.

Europe is a hot bed for anti-semetism, always has been - sometimes its on the outside, but normally it is hidden.

I do not think it is as bad here in the US - except for a few inbred, KKK types I think most people do not judge people based on race or ethnicity...

Funny thing is I do not even consider myself Jewish, I am Christian - a nice protastant - WASPy kind of guy.

And I do discriminate... against dipshits, scumbags, ignorant people, and of coure cockholsters!

;-)


Mike AI

no doubt Europe is capable of another Holocaust if it is allowed.
This time the Jews are prepared and will be able to fight back.
And that's the story of Israel.

I am suspicious of anybody who knocks Israel, 9 out of 10 times it's an anti-semite.

Israel stands for the same thing that the US and other western democracies do. If you have a problem with Israel, you are an evil doer sympathizer.
mutt

Serge be careful, Europe is going back to being anti-Semetic.
******************************

I know.....if you think they love yanks - think again,
mothefuckers are everywhere.

On the positive note...
the booth asking to donate to Palestine in Uffizi square was empty...even few bleached underfucked dykes couldn't get any excitement from teh crowd...
Serge

I don't know about the rest of the United States, but south Florida loves Jews. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with Europe, but I hear that a lot from people.

Cleo (.)~(.) Blame it all on Serge

scary stuff is right. ya know when i was a young mutt and had no real jewish identity i used to scoff at my dad who told me that nothing had really changed for jews since WWII, i said 'look at all the friends we have here, nobody cares if we're jews'. He was right.


mutt

Serge
Nice local newspaper, not.

Cleo (.)~(.) Blame it all on Serge

Serge be careful, Europe is going back to being anti-Semetic. Not that they have ever stopped being, it was just supressed after WWII since they all felt a little guilty.

It is amazing...


Mike AI

few political glimses...
local papers write about neo nazies embracing muslims,
as they have the same arch enemy-
jews.

very sad shit
;-(
Serge

Weather is
tutto bene,
can't be any beter, not hot, not cold, just right!

as for banner,
my fault probably, Jordan sent it to me just before I left,
please get in touch with him, or RRRed and see what I am talking about
;-))
Serge

Serge - No, no one has sent me any new banners. :(

Runk - VERY WELL PUT! I couldn't agree with you more! Ever ready any McCloud? http://www.scottmccloud.com/
He's got 2 excellent books the get into some details regarding the "visual" industry - MUST READS!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) Spambot in Negril??

Serge how is weather in Italy?

Emi enjoying herself?


Mike AI

Ed,
did you get Join4Free banner for May?

it's funny shit!
;_))
Serge

I thought i smelled a SERGE!
Mr$$$
********************

Jim,
you sound just like the guy who was behind me when I was climbing 562 stairs up
;_)))
Serge

Good call Ed, I thought it was like that - when I rebooted my home computer things were fine...

No wonder everyone thought we were crazy....



Mike AI

Hi Serge

Fuck You {:o()~



Cleo
****************

Cleo,
I walked today on the top of Duomo,
not today, baby, not today,
give my soul some rest
;-)))
Serge

New poll shows Lensman is 6 times more unpopular than Serge. Man, Serge is slipping. ;)
*******************************

and now it's 7 to one...
I am one fucking failure in life,
Brad Shaw, stop following me!
;-))
Serge

Serge on shrooms would be funny as hell!!


Mike AI
****************

don't wish on something or you might get it
;-))
Serge

MikeAI and Enforcer - If you look a the source of the page, all links in posts have a "target=_blank" command in them to open a new window. The only thing I can think happened is somehow Enforcer's browser got named "_blank" and caused it to open in itself... Oprano links have ALWAYS opened in a new browser for me....

Edd (Opranautical Engineer) Spambot in Negril??

all I'm saying is that's it's well documented that comic books are considered modern mythology; and given the current sociological climate, the real need for mythology is beginning to emerge as a prevailant theme in mainstream hollywood fare.
runk Got Gay Traffic?

Runk has SUBSCRIPTIONS to issues!!
Mr$$$ is it PAYDAY yet?

And you think Mr$$$ has issues?
:-))
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Spiderman - this friday.
good timing, too; I think society desperately needs a new hero for the next generation of sheep.
8-)
runk Got Gay Traffic?

dude.


you got issues.


8-)
runk Got Gay Traffic?

help help I'm being oppressed!
come see the violence inherant in the system!
runk Got Gay Traffic?

Nope....
lookin at some great python...
and wasting board space...

GUARD #1: Where'd you get the coconut?

ARTHUR: We found them.

GUARD #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!

ARTHUR: What do you mean?

GUARD #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.

ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land.

GUARD #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

ARTHUR: Not at all, they could be carried.

GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut?

ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk!

GUARD #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.

ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.

GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?

ARTHUR: Please!

GUARD #1: Am I right?

ARTHUR: I'm not interested!

GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!

GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point.

GUARD #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that...

ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!

GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory.

GUARD #2: Oh, yeah...

GUARD #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...

[clop clop]

GUARD #2: Wait a minute -- supposing two swallows carried it together?

GUARD #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.

GUARD #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!

GUARD #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?

GUARD #2: Well, why not?


Mr$$$ is it PAYDAY yet?

mr$$$,
aren't you s'posed to be out
on the waverunners..or toolin' down 95 at 125mph in the viper..

runk Got Gay Traffic?

I'll have your leg!
Mr$$$ is it PAYDAY yet?