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I would love to know who this asshole is that gained access to my traffic script and changed my traffic database to their's
$dbhost = '64.246.16.22';
$dbusername = 'luckytgp';
$dbuserpassword = 'ace123';
$default_dbname = 'luckytgp';

I've made changes that should keep them out, but I'm pissed!

Cleo (.)~(.) Just plan nasty

http://tiimes.com/mp3/budonkadonk.mp3

this is funnier than hell.
JR what is a praline?

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Damn, Dokk! Mushroom Daiquiris?!?!

... Does Evy-Ev know about dis mon? :-)

Dravyk

MikeAi!

Light butter?

Can I get 2 squirts in the popcorn then plz.. If you get a chance to come to negril i'll take you to tedd's very happy one stop, home of the original "shroom broom"...

http://www.negril.com/nn210598.htm

Irie Mon ;-)
dokk

>>> Enforcer, I hear ya, I'm going to FL in a couple weeks and a shark is the last thing I want to get eaten by. ;)

You should have a blast, Ulfie. Just got back from Miami Beach today. It was simply beautiful (and that so poorly describes it) and boy did I need that!!! Much too short a time though.

Sun, beach, surf, palm trees, tropical drinks and every kind of restaurant food, including damned good seafood of course! I think I regained the eight pounds I had lost, unfortunately. :-)

Got together with Greg Gregory from CV Productions twice and that was a blast!! Otherwise nice getting away and for the most part not thinking of or talking about industy matters.

Hell I've even (for the moment) replaced my long-time groomed "monitor tan" with an actual natural reddish-brown one!!! ... hehe I'm sure it will be gone by the time Montreal rolls around though, so you'll just have to take my word for it.

Dravyk All Of 'Em

Enforcer, will talk to Ed tommorow - I am sure we can work something out!

Anyone watch The Shield? I have caught it a few times... its a pretty decent show...

Mike AI

I definately like a new browser better myself. Especially if you're getting caught up on the boards. And ESPECIALLY when it's not a tagline url cause those are often jokes, news stuff, etc that you're casually reading or looking at while engaging in conversation with board members. Taglines are generally clicked when you want to check out a product and aren't as big a deal for having a new window but for links in a message I love having it open in a new window.

TheEnforcer

I like new windows....I usually right click, new window...anyway...hehe

GiGi

TE I think most people complained when we opened up into a new browser. It can easily be changed...

What are peoples opinion on this?

I like it opening in a new browser myself....

Mike AI

Enforcer, I hear ya, I'm going to FL in a couple weeks and a shark is the last thing I want to get eaten by. ;)

BoredUlfie Got gay, teen or amateur traffic? Mr. $$$ signs the checks.

LOL Ulfie... I DID read that the other day and it gave me the hee bee jeebies!! :>)))

BTW- Why won't links open in a new window anymore when you click on them here??

TheEnforcer

Mike,

I too love a good cigar. My fav's are the King Size romeo and julietas in the silver case:))

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Shrooms? Did someone say Shrooms.
Man...that brings back some memories that I can't remember...hehe

Mother nature rules!
Diver Adult Bannerman - taking orders for a limited time!

Where the hell is Wig at?
Is he on vacation too?
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

I think the enforcer saw this and it scared him away. ;)

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,51523,00.html

BoredUlfie

Damn, everyone is stoned on shrooms and now no one is posting.

Cleo (.)~(.) Made out of real webmasters

I go into farmer's fields with a mallet and conk cows over the head when they don't expect it.

mutt
Tue, 30 Apr - 15:11:46 66.185.85.76 Post #: 78246
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I'm sure this all started as a young lad when you would go out cow tipping and it grew from there!! ;>))

TheEnforcer

The great thing about doing lots of drugs is after a while you don't need anything at all to be high as hell and out of your mind.

You too can walk around talking to yourself in dirty clothes smelling unwashed.

Burnt_out_Cleo

Fishing is the best...
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yup.....golf is a close 2nd, been fishing all 40 years, been golfing only the last 5 or so
dantheman

Forget glue, paint fumes are where it's at. All the cool kids are doing it.

BoredUlfie

You must fish freshwater for bass.... Blech!

You need to come down to the bayou, and we can put you on fish
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hell mike bassfishing isnt that bad...
when ya dont have a bayou full of specks then a 3 pound spotted bass is pretty damn fun:) And we DO get on some fish ever now and then:))

dantheman

Cleo,

There is nothing cool about
sniffing glue.
:-))
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

I don't know a nice evening of sniffing glue while looking at porn can be a healthy experience...

The addict

Gee Spanno.... Judging from your last post I would have NEVER thought you'd have any sort of position on drugs.... Watch Out! here come the space monkeys! I think they want their bobble head Elvis figurines back!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) the subtlety of derisive wit is oft lost on the recipient...

its all starts when people try canbis they get L.S.D start injecting stuff into their head and it robs people for more give them psycholadelic drugs!

spanno

people who do L.S.D are drug addicts

spanno

I do smoke Cuban Cigards from time to time....
********
Only if they are made out of real Cubans.

Cleo (.)~(.) What's for dinner?

Cleo I have never done LSD either... so I have no idea...

I do smoke Cuban Cigards from time to time....

does that count?

Mike AI 10% bonus starting at midnight!

I did LSD once in college - never again. I didn't like having that little control over things....and it was a "good" trip, lol!

Peaches

Mike AI
They are just like doing a mild dose of LSD, but they give you an upset stomach first and sometimes you puke before getting off. WTF was I thinking doing this crap!

Cleo (.)~(.) What's for dinner?

<< GiGi, I too am on my death bed here.....ack

must've had something to do with that "old" comment we made the other day.....back to bed for me >>

OldFold...ick!!! Well, I hope it's the one I had because I feel MUUUUUCH better today! Even just got back from washing my carrrrrrr! :o)

Get better!

DoKK, Cleo, I'm with you...been there done that, got the tshirt, saw the movie....psychidelic anything is too much for me these days...haha.

Popcorn, my couch, a blanket, a movie and a glass of wine to replace the diet coke and I'm set. ;o)

GiGi CashQuest 2

I have never done shrooms but I would not mind trying it once. Maybe with some people I really trust and like.

DoKK sure you can handle regular butter on that pop-corn?? We have some of that butter light stuff! ;-) hehe

Mike AI 10% bonus starting at midnight!

Last time I did them was over 10 years ago. I left the party and went to a friends house and just sat there miserable just waiting to come down. I do not plan on ever doing them again, same goes for LSD.

Cleo (.)~(.) What's for dinner?

"If you were get some balls and get on a plane"

I'd like to see mutt on a plane that terrorists try to take over... he might have a suitcase nuke with him.

Would he kill the terrorists right away or torture them for a few hours first?

Monk

When I was in college I came back to my room one night to find my roommate and his buddy "doober" talking to my stereo while watching the led meters going up and down. "Mannn, look that's me going up and down in there." Kind of turned me off on the idea of eating mushrooms. ;)

Ulfie

Mike AI
I don't know he gets pretty damn strange on grass sometimes.

It would make for great home movies.

Cleo (.)~(.) What's for dinner?

my last trip to negril finished me up on the 'shrooms for good.. much like when i quit drinking 15yrs ago there comes a time when you know there's no doubt that you've had enough and don't desire any more.. they gave me some atomic 'shroom tea (it's 100 percent legal there) and i proceeded to tour the upper stratosphere without the aid of a spacecraft... no desire to repeat the experience any time soon, prefer a more mellow experience like a bucket of buttered popcorn, diet coke and a good movie. ;-)
dokk

And you think eating bugs is gross. ;)
*****
Ulfie
I never said that I don't do gross things, hell I sell porn don't I.

Cleo (.)~(.) What's for dinner?

Serge on shrooms would be funny as hell!!

Mike AI May is going to be big.... know why?

Couldn't you just see Serge high on shooms trying to piss with everyone?

Cleo (.)~(.) What's for dinner?

HAHA good point Cleo, next time bring some shrooms and we will toss them into the crawfish boil. It might make it more interesting!!

Mike AI May is going to be big.... know why?

we would go into the fields with a jar of honey and pluck the shrooms out of the cow shit, dip them in the honey and the swallow them.
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And you think eating bugs is gross. ;)

mutt and mr$$$, you 2 should get together and form a support group for fearful flyers.

Ulfie

That's ok Mike AI,
Anybody that can rip the heads off of bugs and suck out the guts has my drug abuse stories beat.

Cleo (.)~(.) What's for dinner?

HAHA I thought you had to cook them... shows you my extent of drug knowledge...

Mike AI May is going to be big.... know why?

When I was young, wow that was a long time ago, we would go into the fields with a jar of honey and pluck the shrooms out of the cow shit, dip them in the honey and the swallow them. We would get so fucked up that we couldn't find our way out of the fields and end up tripping with the cows.

Cleo (.)~(.) What's for dinner?

Cleo your looking for shrooms.... we know!

Mike AI May is going to be big.... know why?

I go into farmer's fields with a mallet and conk cows over the head when they don't expect it.
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I just go into the fields and eat the vegetables. It still haven't recovered from those pics of you all eating bugs.

Cleo (.)~(.) What's for dinner?

If you were get some balls and get on a plane
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Hey...watch it bub!
Mr$$$ is it PAYDAY yet?

Mutt you need to work on liking seafood - even Katie is coming around to eatin some of it now...

If you were get some balls and get on a plane, and make it to NO I could show you a good time... ;-)
Mike AI May is going to be big.... know why?

i don't like seafood. Hard to get excited about catching something you don't even like.

I go into farmer's fields with a mallet and conk cows over the head when they don't expect it.

mutt

Peaches... I am not talking about fighting offshore fish, I am talking inshore variety. Speckled Trout - weighing from 1-4 lbs Redfish from 2-12 lbs, etc...

All caught on light rod and reel...

Deep Sea fishing is like WORK sometimes! haha So I do not go that often...

Mike AI May is going to be big.... know why?

Mr$$$, when is PAYDAY finally going to get here? I need to buy a new thong for my trip to FL! ;)
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Ulfie! should be before you get here!
Mr$$$ Is it PAYDAY yet?

Hello Peaches :)
Gabe nonairbrushed pictures of Shok

<<You need to come down to the bayou, and we can put you on fish - that when they are running withing 20 minutes your arms feel like they are going to fall off!>>

That would be fun :) Now, I don't really like fishing for the really big fish - that hours of reeling something in just ain't for me - went deep fishing in the Keys when I was a teen and hated it. We used to go seining in FL then cook the catch right on the beach drinking cold beer. Granted, I was 16 then, but it sure was fun :) We lived on the river in Jax and when the shrimp were running, we'd go shrimping - another fun drinking event, lol!

And blue crabs.....ya know, the heck with the sport, I think I just like the EAT the catch :))

Peaches

When Letterman was on NBC in the 80's he had a great chimp on, Zippy, an old monkey bastard who would get pissed off, once he attacked the audience.

mutt

<<I really miss hiking. Here in south Florida we just have ocean or swamp.>>

But Cleo, you can ride a bike :) I LOVE bike riding at the beach (not ON the beach - too much effort ;)) It's one of the things I miss about living in FL.

<<The world would suck without cigar smoking chimps.>>

One of my favorite commercials is the Capital One card one where the chimps went on a shopping spree ;)

Peaches

i knew i looked here for a reason....the word golf was posted
((o;

GiGi, I too am on my death bed here.....ack

must've had something to do with that "old" comment we made the other day.....back to bed for me

gold and fishing, no comparison...but one thing that is funny....golf stories and fish stories are very similiar...
the 18 inch fish turns into 28 inches and the 50 foot putt is all of the sudden at "least" 100 ft or the 220 yard drive is 300 (measured backwards from the 150 yard marker forgetting that its downhill and the tees were playing up 75 yards.
(((o;

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Peaches - fishing that is too slow?? You must fish freshwater for bass.... Blech!

You need to come down to the bayou, and we can put you on fish - that when they are running withing 20 minutes your arms feel like they are going to fall off!

Mike AI May is going to be big.... know why?

in 10 years National Geographic says there will be no more chimpanzees in Africa. Ack!

The world would suck without cigar smoking chimps.

mutt

I really miss hiking. Here in south Florida we just have ocean or swamp.

Cleo (.)~(.) What's for dinner?

Peaches, Ill teach you
how to swing a club.
:-))
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

I can't fish - too slow for me, but I'm thinking of learning golf just for the social aspect of it :) Back when I was in "fighting shape" I loved to play tennis. Still do, but after about 5 minutes, I'm ready for the clubhouse ;) And I like to swim because there's no sweating involved (er, uh, I mean GLOWING...I'm from the South - we GLOW). Since I've moved to the mountains I've really started enjoying hiking..as long as there's a REAL potty within running distance.

Peaches

I guess I need to just get motivated... and make some time to golf.

Still cannot compaire golfing to fishing though... Fishing is the best...

Mike AI May is going to be big.... know why?

<<I dont have any of rrred but I'm sure I could get some of Shok.>>

Doesn't everyone already HAVE nude pictures of Shok??! The gay ones kinda gross me out though...

Hi Gabe!! :))

Peaches

Thanks Cleo.

But thats sick in more
ways than one.
voodoo

Voodoo
I haven't had a douche since Serge took mine and cooked it in the microwave and had it for dinner.

Cleo (.)~(.) Naked pics of Voodoo

I have to tell you that all my lips smell spring fresh.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Cleo, I think you put the
douche in the wrong hole.
hahahahaha
:-))))
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Ulfie,

Any of those look perfect to me.
Dammit, I cant wait now. :-))

MikeAI,
Goto the golf course, hire
the local pro, spend some
time at the practice range,
youll be playin 5 bucks a
point in no time. :-))
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Just saw this on another board and thought it was pretty funny.

What's the difference between a Donald Duck outfit and a Mickey Mouse outfit?

.

.

One has feathers, Lensman owns the other.

Ulfie

Actually my golfing skills are best used at this course
http://www.wdwig.com/golf.htm

I have broken par on it ;-)

Vick See ya at the 19th hole

Cleo, that would be your upper
lip.
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Voodoo
I have to tell you that all my lips smell spring fresh.

Cleo (.)~(.) Naked pics of Voodoo

I dont have any of rrred but I'm sure I could get some of Shok.
Gabe RRReds used sex toys for sale

Gabe just snap some photos of RRRed... I know you would at least get joins from all of us!

Mike AI May is going to be big.... know why?

Anbody know where I can find some good amateur content, that isn't used everywhere?
Gabe RRReds used sex toys for sale

Someone with a lot of pateince is going to have to spend a week of intensive golf lessons.

I want to get into it, I would like to be at least decent - not embarass myself.

But its easier for me to go and Fish, or play basketball....

Mike AI ARS knows how to make money - want t increase your bottom line 10%??

Found some nice ones already. ;)

http://www.baltimoregolfing.com/

Didn't know Vick played golf. Maybe he can give us some lessons.

Ulfie

I hear Vick is a pretty
good golfer. Any Truth
to this?
:-))

I dont know any courses in
Baltimore, but I bet we
could find one or two.
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Golf, did someone say golf? I'm always up for that. Just pick a course and I'll be there.

Ulfie

Cleo, that would be your upper
lip.

One Word,

LISTERINE!!!
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Ulfie,

Golf, Baltimore???
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

OK, who farted?

Cleo (.)~(.) You are all going die!

New poll shows Lensman is 6 times more unpopular than Serge. Man, Serge is slipping. ;)

http://bbs.porncity.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=32707

Voodooman, what kind of business did you have in mind?

Ulfie

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1348357935

Who is ready to go to the fight with me? :-)

Mike AI ARS knows how to make money - want t increase your bottom line 10%??

Cleo,

As a matter of fact,
you havent.

voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Listen Mister!!!

We can sit around fucking
each other all day, or we
can do some business, your
call.
:-))
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Mr$$$, when is PAYDAY finally going to get here? I need to buy a new thong for my trip to FL! ;)

Voodooman, Cleo, fuck you 2 as well. haha

Ulfie

voodooman
Have I told you to fuck off today?
:-)

Cleo (.)~(.) Come fuck with me

lots of fuckin goin on
at oprano.
:-))
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Hi Serge

Fuck You {:o()~

Cleo (.)~(.) 100% fat free and stays crispy in milk

Fuck Off Ulfie.
:-)))
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

I thought i smelled a SERGE!
Mr$$$ Is it PAYDAY yet?

Sorry, Ulfie, but they do not produce 23 year old GAY babes in Italy
;-)))
Serge
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Fine, be that way, I was just trying to do something nice for voodooman. ;)

Ulfie

I mean damn can we ever get rid of this Serge character? :)

Toolz
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sure...
olast day of my post I designate Toolz to pay ALL my debts,
public and private
;-))

do I still bother you???
;-)))
Serge

I told Serge to not show that video to anyone ! Damn, and I thought he was good at keeping secrets !

Hank
****************

Push,
I'll see you in Florida and we'll make NEW secrets to keep
;-))
Serge

Yiddish for Hemroids?

Mike AI
**************

you can say that as well
;_)))

Brad, when I get back,
I'll make survey if people know that they can buy the same content they buy from you,
they can buy from Sweet but cheaper...

wait for me, sweetheart!
Serge

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