http://web1.archive.org/web/19980203100254/http://www.sexmuseum.com/
spanno

one more thing, for those parrotheads out there who's not in nolo. here's the live feed for tonights show
http://www.margaritaville.com/radiomargaritaville/
dantheman

i like cute chicks:)

I hope everyone is haveing a great weekend,
In NOLO thier having jazzfest with jimmy buffet (wish i was there:(

BUT here in t-town we're haveing our cityfest. and we're going to rock to kool and the gang tonight...oh well gota work with what you have:)

have a great night, off for some bbq and disco, at least its cico de maya(sp)eve so the jose will be flowing:))
dantheman

HAHAHA did people see teh bright star data storage solution commercial?? It was on channel with Derby.... Funny as hell.

It must be like superbowl with the commercials...
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haha

cute chicks, hot chicks,
fat chicks, skinny chicks

sounds like the Armour Hotdog Song.
mutt

I like Cute and Beautiful chics... hell I even like Hot chics! haha

Mutt you should not limit yourself....


Mike AI 11% bonus if you win the game - ARS is rocking!

i like cute chicks better than beautiful chicks.

hmmmmmm.........who is JLH going out with now? I just heard it and now i forget who it is......... i like her alot.
mutt

New tours for the sites at ARS look GREAT!! Only one tour I didn't like and it's not because it didn't look good, because the tour itself looked great, but I didn't think it fit with the theme. The women on the front page of the new Cute Girlfirend tour IMHO don't look cute. The original tours girls definately have the cute look but the new tour girls IMHO look either average, porn star, or in the more pretty mold. A nitpick probably but when I hear "cute" a certain type of look for the models pops into my head and it's a perky, sweet looking face with a truly winning smile. A woman can be cute AND beautiful a la Meg Ryan and Jennifer Love Hewitt but cute to me seems to need that radiant smile that a lot of people associate with having "cuteness".

Of course all that matters is whether or not it converts or not and I wouldn't be surprised in the least if it converts like gangbusters!! :>)))



TheEnforcer

mornin oprano :o)

I FINALLY got to see the marcde dance and play the game!!! Woohoo! (thanks Marcia) ;o)

The game is hard....definitely...but I'm still workin on it...hehehe :P


gigi

While in Orlando, I wanted to check in and send out a big Congrats to ARS & Global Intermedia for the launch of their latest sites... It's good to see some of our designs in their line-up. Blue Design Studios did a good job on the sites as well:-)

Back to enjoying Universal Studios:-)


sharky Live From Orlando!

yup, just checked, the favorite, Johannesburg is from Northern Dancer's line.


mutt

Northern Dancer would be productive at sire through 1986 - he was pensioned in 1987 at age 26 with only 1 of 2 mares in foal. By this time, Northern Dancer had established himself as indisputedly the greatest sire of the past three centuries. Not only was he the sire of top-class runners, Northern Dancer was a rare sire of sires.

These are but a few of Northern Dancer's sons who would go on to found dynasties of their own: Danzig (sire of Danehill, Danzig Connection, Green Desert, Polish Precedent, Lure, Belong to Me, Honor Grades. Deerhound, Pine Bluff, Shaadi, Zieten, Ascot Knight, The Jogger, Lustra, Katowice, Polish Navy, Dayjur, etc.); Lyphard (Dancing Brave, Alzao, Elliodor, Ghadeer, Lypheor, Ends Well, etc.); Nijinsky II (Caerleon, Shadeed, Royal Academy, Green Dancer, Hostage, etc.); Nureyev (Theatrical, Polar Falcon, Zilzal, etc.); Sadler's Wells (Barathea, El Prado, Fort Wood, In The Wings, Saddlers Hall, Scenic, etc.); Storm Bird (Storm Cat, Personal Hope, Bluebird, Summer Squall, etc.); and Vice Regent (Deputy Minister, Regal Classic, etc.).

Northern Dancer passed away at Windfields Farm in the Fall of 1990. He traveled back once more to his birthplace, this time to be buried. To again fly without wings.

My junior high school, Windfied Junior High, was built on the field where he was born. When I moved to that school most of the area around it was still Windfield horse farm. Then it became housing developments but the original farm still stands. I used to go for walks there and visit the few horses that remained, i never knew if they were famous horses or not.

I'll go check that site now Mike.


mutt

Check it out here for yourself mutt.....well done site too....
lots of info:

http://www.kentuckyderby.com/2002/derby_coverage/derby_contenders/

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just remember that the greatest fornicating horse of all time is a Canadian, Northern Dancer. I haven't checked but usually in any big race the Dancer's blood is flowing through a bunch of the horses.
mutt

You guys really think it's going to be that slow? Glad I have a nest egg in recurring ;-))

A hard summer might be good for the biz.. Might weed out some the get rich quick newbies and part timers/hobbyist..

Peace
Martin See ya in September...

BTW...
The favorite (Harlans Holiday) was born and bred in the next city over fron smalltown where I live....
(Medina, OH)

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I don't think the pre-race favorites
(Harlan's Holiday or Came Home) are going to fare well today,
although I think one will end up "In The Money"

For some reason Pat Day does well, but a late mount (Blue Burner @30-1)
seems out of his league here. (Buddha was scratched)

Saarland, Request For Parole and Perfect Drift are my favorites
(i like Saarland, although he needs about 4 lengths of a better run than
the Wood Memorial.)

Johannesburg, Essence Of Dubai and Medaglia d'Oro should
also be there at the head of the stretch.

For whatever reason, Private Emblem keeps popping up too.....

Long Shot-untested Proud Citizen (Wayne Lukas trainer)....


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Luckily for me Vick, my over head is low living on my moms porch...

I am also growing some pecan trees, planning for the future!



Mike AI 11% bonus if you win the game - ARS is rocking!

i like when the announcer yells '........AND DOWWWWWN THE STRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRETCH THEY COME!!!!!!!!!!!'

they call it the most exciting 2 minutes in sports. not sure about that but it sure as hell is more exciting than the 2 fucking minutes it takes a baseball player to get into the batter's box!




mutt

Thanks Mike
Yeah it's looking like a rough ride for the next 3-4 months


Vick and they're off

Vick, I read your post about summer slow down. I think you are right on the mark. There are many forces converging all at once this summer that will intensify the effects...


Its going to be a long, hot, summer...


Mike AI 11% bonus if you win the game - ARS is rocking!

HAHA lots of racehorse fans I see...


Mike AI 11% bonus if you win the game - ARS is rocking!

"Kentucky Derby today.... anyone going to make predictions?"

I'll go out on a limb here but I think ..... a horse will win ;-)



Vick posted long winded business related stuff on the link up board today

A horse riden by a short guy will win.


Ulfie

OldFold Sears has dentists??

Is it part of "the soft side of sears"? Is it by the tire mechanics? haha

Kentucky Derby today.... anyone going to make predictions?


Mike AI 11% bonus if you win the game - ARS is rocking!

i wonder what a head job would feel like with no teeth.
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good with no worries would be my guess:)
dantheman

gotcha...
plus the one here has headphones and a TV in each area ((o;

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yeah Mike, i agree. I was only joking a about the mall dentists. I went once in a pinch and had a good experience.


mutt

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fuck........toothache. Dentist doesn't work on Saturday. I could go to one of the walk in mall dentists but i think the dentists there are the guys who almost flunked out.
**************
mutt...FWIW, I had to go to Sears dentist one Sunday....maybe this is unique, but I ended up going back to this guy about 3-4 times for work...asked him once why he worked for the chain..he simply didn't want the hassle of running his own practice...go advertising/walk-ins etc....being associated with Sears and said he made just as much as he would in private practice (as a general dentist)

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opti, oprano is the place where you can have these questions answered ...

cj (vaginator) $70 signups, all day every day!!

i wonder what a head job would feel like with no teeth.
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The more I thought about this the more questions came to mind... ;p

Opti

disclaimer: the coke discussed on this page is of the cola kind

opti, no .. false teeth!!
i wonder what a head job would feel like with no teeth.

cj (vaginator) $70 signups, all day every day!!

you might have to get falsies!!!
******************

Why would Mutt need boobies?

Optional number crunching

My mom was the one who turned me into a Coke addict! My grandmother used to ball her out for giving it to us.


mutt

didn't you listen to your mother when she said coke will rott your teeth?!?!
* * * * * *

It didn't seem to do much to my teeth, but my sinuses have been a mess since the late '80s ...
PornoDoggy

mutt, didn't you listen to your mother when she said coke will rott your teeth?!?!

you might have to get falsies!!!
cj (vaginator) $70 signups, all day every day!!

I hear that coke enemas is really the way to go.

Cleo (.)~(.) Click Here to have your brain explode

I haven't posted in a while as quite frankly I have not had much to add to the gumbo lately. (Must be that gender generation gap) Although I am still in the running for those glass toys! Had it made in the Basketball until Indiana let me down. Oh well, got there by picking Indiana - so I faded away by picking Indiana;-(

BTW - I must have missed it, I am not sure what 'pithy means....

I would like to do a few reminders for those of you going to Montreal. If it is considered too spammy - then you won't see it anyway.
If I am having trouble keeping up with all the new developments, I'll bet everyone else is too. You know how this group is - don't plan anything today, that you can plan tomorrow. The first of the week, we will probably have more details on the Carol Cox/HomeGrown Video Anniversary, as well as two other parties and a reception. Warning: you are probably going to want to stick around Sunday night:-)

Keep checking the site for more details as they become available.

Reminders:
Get your rooms booked... only have a few more days that they are held for us. We certainly don't want strangers on our floors, and our selection is getting sparse.

Online signup is only available until the 15th. After that you will have to do the paperwork, stand in line & pay more. Why 30% of you choose to do that - I will never know.

If you qualify - RSVP is necessary for the Ynot Reunion Party. The first 200 applicants only.

Book mark the site & keep up on the new developments.

Sharpie Bookmark the site & keep up on the events!

i take care of my teeth but I drink way too much Coke.
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mmmm i think this could be an oxymoron :)

I am not sure why it hurts less when you puff your cheeks out but in my experienc if it hurts that much today... whilst the mall dentist is open... it will definately hurt a whole lot more by tonight when the mall dentist is closed :((

Optional number crunching

fuck........toothache. Dentist doesn't work on Saturday. I could go to one of the walk in mall dentists but i think the dentists there are the guys who almost flunked out.

why when you have a toothache if you puff your cheeks out does the throbbing stop? Problem is that when you stop doing it the pain gets more intense.

i take care of my teeth but I drink way too much Coke. I should just mainline right it into my veins.
mutt

JR,

Back off Meni... he is Mr. Smooove.


Monk

what if he just had gonorrhea and just did not want to be in that same old awkward situation at the end of the date when the kissing starts by having to explain it.
JR

why would you automatically assume he is a player?

maybe he shit his pants in the car and had to go home


JR

"she's so cute, she was nice enough to pick me up at the airport for internext, and I was mean enough to tell her at 11:45 pm that I wasn't going to take her to the players ball."

meni...you such a playa.


Monk

I agree you guys need more banners..

Woooooooo hoooooooo I'll do them cheap!!

I never got to hear the David Lee Roth stuff..
chris/pornoman Did someone say ARS needs banners??? Buy some for them!

eeerr... yeah right :

http://www.a-human-right.com/RKBA/s_tool.JPG

Now this shit will drive a nail like nothing else!!!!


Optional What's a JBT?

tour1 of allpetite has celeste on there, she's so cute, she was nice enough to pick me up at the airport for internext, and I was mean enough to tell her at 11:45 pm that I wasn't going to take her to the players ball. She's still mad.
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

<< GiGi, I sent you mail to your cashquest.net address.. Bounced.. no such user ;( >>

VegasLee, you are the second person that said that....will check into it asap.

Shoot me an e to tara at ladyx dot com



GiGi CashQuest 2

He sets back the black community 50 years.
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I wont blame the black community for Irony Mike if I don't have to wear the blame for Jimmy Swaggart!
Optional I'm Blonde... Not Stupid!

i love when Tyson tries to come off as an educated man and throws in words he thinks an educated person would use but coming out his crazy illiterate mouth it's just funny.

"If they're white they pay, (it's) because the only thing they have respect for is my ability as an athlete. But if I was in court and I had to use them to testify against me on my character, they wouldn't testify positively against me and they would think I'm a cad..."

hahahah......a cad! When was the last time you heard somebody other than Kathryn Hepburn in some movie from the 1930's refer to somebody as a 'cad'?

here's some more

""There's no one perfect. We're always gonna do that. Jimmy Swaggart is lascivious, Mike Tyson is lascivious -- but we're not criminally, at least I'm not, criminally lascivious. You know what I mean. I may like to fornicate more than other people -- it's just who I am. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? I mean, I been robbed of my most of my money, can I at least get my cock sucked without the people wanting to harass me and wanting to throw me in jail?"

hahah.....criminally lascivious. He sets back the black community 50 years.


mutt

Mutt,

That is classic.... "feel my pain"

poor mikey LOL

I've been here... just working so hard time has been flying by!

So who's a hockey guru? ;-))
http://www.opranoplus.com/stanleycup/leaderboard.html

Optional Punch Through!!

Tyson is nuts. He's destined to die broke and in prison. It's just a matter of time before he kills someone.

On the other hand, that's what makes him a great boxer and keeps the millions rolling in. Hard to believe the guy has already blown around $200 million but he has. Completely sad story.


Ulfie

ok ESPN has some of the audio, not enough but this clip has the good part, he says he wishes that they(whoever the fuck they are)have children so he can kick them in their fuckin head and stomp on their testicles so they could know his pain...........

They should lock him up again, in a nuthouse and throw away the key. Cuz when he's finally out of boxing you know he's going to rape and he will kill somebody. Not himself, he wants people to feel sorry for him but he's too much of a coward to do himself in.

http://play.rbn.com/?url=espn/espn/g2demand/2002/m5/box_020503mt1a_g2_56_audio.rm&proto=dual
mutt

hey Opti where have u been?

It was a great performance by Tyson, a tour de force. He was saying he has to inflict pain on other people because they don't know the kind of pain he wakes up in every morning.

I am trying to find the audio of it, no luck yet.
mutt

anybody hear Mike Tyson's latest rant?
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radio news said he was talking about giving some "pain" back the nasty reporters by eating their children?

or was that some wild exageration?? sounds good though :-)))
Optional Take Some With You

hahaha yeah for personal traffic use that is :)


Slavdogg plumpers.com

Marc, I have seen Slav at work at the strip clubs... I think he must just have some fat traffic he wants to make some FAT Cash on! haha


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Mike I was thinking the same thing :)

Marc De ARS - 20 New Sites Launching Today w/ 10% Bonus ALL Month

Looking forward to a new fatfrantasies tour.
______________

Would this be for personal use Slav?? hahaha


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Slav - I kind of agree but your surfers may prefer one to another. This will
allow you to decide which does best and if it seems that one tour has just gotten stale
for you or not converting like it should, keep sending to ARS just pick tour 2, tour 3,
tour 4 etc...

Our stats are broke out so that level 3 stats will show you which tour is getting how
many hits and converting at what rate :) Simply click the details button of the site name.
Then you can click the details of each tour to learn which tour page they joined from,
what time they signed up, what method (cc, check, web900) and what the ref url is :)))

Back spam bot, back! I promise I'm done for the night hehe

Marc De ARS - Well Over 1000 Promo Materials

Marc De, new tours look excelent !
maybe i will start liking programs with multiple tours now :)
Looking forward to a new fatfrantasies tour.


I've always had a problem with programs that have bunch of tours for the same site. Its like how do you know which tour to use or which one converts better. When only one tour is offered, you know that a program keeps an eye on their stats and keeps the best converting tours up.


Slavdogg

Marc, last time I checked - 2 weeks ago or so the banners for AllPetite were old and not the best... you even had a gew girls who were not what I would consider petite either...

I will go check now, it is time to update exit console...

The new style tours and sites look good though 0 cannot wait to test that new AllPetite.


Mike AI 11% bonus if you win the game - ARS is rocking!

Fresh new banners that have the look of the new tours would be most helpful. There is a lot more kinds of promo material for the older sites, more vertical banners and suggested text links, etc.

Cleo (.)~(.)

Banners a weakness? Are you being truthful? We have more promo material than I can count and more
added on a regularly scheduled basis than any other sponsor I've seen.

Global has plans to have 3+ tours for each site they have for ARS webmasters in the
coming weeks. This will help against any over promotion and give new shiney tours
for webmasters to promote (which always helps in conversions)

We're always adding more promo material as well.

Marc De ARS - Well Over 1000 Promo Materials

anybody hear Mike Tyson's latest rant? Gotta find it online somewhere. It's classic. Talks about kicking children in the testicles, if i heard him correctly. Man he is the whiniest tough guy i've ever seen. WAAAAAAAAAH........WAAAAAAAAAAAAH......YOU DONT KNOW MY PAIN...WAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


mutt

lots of good cheap banner design houses.

http://www.webinc.com
http://www.aaaadultdesign.com
http://www.alladultdesign.com

All Pickem Sponsors!


mutt

I thought same thing Cleo with the tours...

One thing that ARS could defiantely use is some more banners, and better banners - always been their weak spot. But I am sure the ARS crew is on it!


Mike AI 11% bonus if you win the game - ARS is rocking!

http://ars2.allpetite.com

I like that tour. It's new and fresh looking. Gave me the feeling that I was looking at a magazine. Made me feel like I was getting a real product, like a magazine or something.

Hope they put up some new banners for all of us to use.

Cleo (.)~(.)

People at ARS never sleep...

They just put up 20 new sites...

I love the look...


http://ars2.allpetite.com

All Petite is the best conversions for me, I bet this new tour really tears it up!!


Mike AI 11% bonus if you win the game - ARS is rocking!

"PLUS Far-L will be there. Now there is a reason to hop on a plane if I ever heard one."

Awww shucks... now I feel like I better get the plastic surgery and do something about the ____ problem...
Far I am he and you are we and we are all together

only one of those buttons is screwy for me, other 2 are fine.

weird stuff.


mutt

Some of their banners are also corrupt,
http://stats.adultrevenueservice.com/arsban.php?but1
http://stats.adultrevenueservice.com/arsban.php?but5
http://stats.adultrevenueservice.com/arsban.php?but7

Everything was fine until a short time ago.

Cleo (.)~(.)

GiGi,

I sent you mail to your cashquest.net address.. Bounced.. no such user ;(


VegasLee See you in Montreal!

Everything in ARS works fine for me....
Mike AI 11% bonus if you win the game - ARS is rocking!

ars looks fine in my IE6
Slavdogg

I'm using IE 5.5. The joys of web programming. Nothing works in EVERY browser/OS combo. :(


Ulfie

I get those error messages in both IE a & Netscape, lol.
Aren't computers wunnerful ?
Hank D Too many to list

<< GiGi, who is your ISP? You may be on some type of caching system... only thing I can think of. >>

Well, I used to be with @home which was taken over by my cable company (which SUCKS!!!!)...haha

damn...well, I'll figure it out....maybe after a few beer...hehehe


GiGi CashQuest 2

i get that in IE6. Hmmmmmm..............
mutt

mutt, I get that in netscape, comes up fine in IE.


Ulfie

this is what I get on that page

Warning: Cannot add header information - headers already sent by (output started at /usr/local/apache/www/stats/arsbanners.php:2) in /usr/local/apache/www/stats/arsbanners.php on line 16

Warning: Cannot add header information - headers already sent by (output started at /usr/local/apache/www/stats/arsbanners.php:2) in /usr/local/apache/www/stats/arsbanners.php on line 17
mutt

Comes up fine for me and I have error checking turned on as well. Could be just an issue with your browser/OS combination.


Ulfie

Ulfie
I have my error checking on for when I do reviews.

Go to this page
http://stats.adultrevenueservice.com/arsbanners.php

The tables are displaying wider then my 21" monitor and some of the banners display incomplete.

Cleo (.)~(.) 100% David Lee Roth free

Just went and took a look and everything looks fine at ARS to me.


Ulfie

Cleo peeks in and hears nothing, decides to stay
:-)

What is up with ARS? All their pages give script errors. Their webmaster banners are not displaying properly. In fact the page that you get your webmaster code from doesn't even display properly. It all started about a week or so ago
:-(

Cleo (.)~(.) 100% David Lee Roth free

I think so Drav!

GiGi, who is your ISP? You may be on some type of caching system... only thing I can think of.


Mike AI

Mike, first sign of the Apocalypse? :-)))

Dravyk

Thanks for the browser cache idea guys...but that doesn't even work...sigh....tried through the browser and even went into the temp internet files folder in my windows folder and nothing.... waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No dancing MarcDe for me :(




GiGi CashQuest 2

Hell, I even have a tan at the moment!! :-)
_________________

HOLY SHIT - Drav might get laid!!!!



Mike AI

>>> Long weekend Dr. Guille part of the summer slowdown... Webmasters are getting lives... enjoying the weather, getting out having fun....

Hell, I even have a tan at the moment!! :-)

Dravyk your two-minute daily must-read

Hey I liked the sound
"I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go
People know the part Vick's playing ....
Pay for every dance selling each romance
Ummm what they're saying
There will come a day, youth will pass away" (oops I think mine already hit ;-) )

I'm may even take tomorrow off and head out to a faire with the Mrs. and Sebastian

Vick yes I'm in the minority again ;-)

HardcoreMoney.com ,

Quit spamming!

Fuck right off!


DrGuile

At the everyone's request the Karaoke stylings of MarcDe have been halted. HQ got too many calls from the Lee Roth estate thanking us for trying to breath life into Diamond Dave's career...

MikeAI - its good to know John Doe still lives there - I'd thought his address changed a while back...

Edd (Opranautical Engineer) 11% payouts all month long!

MikeW - I cannot beleive you are making it out. Make sure you put on LOTS of suntan lotion!! ;-)

Have fun!!



Mike AI

More brilliance from Congres...


New Whois Bill Introduced
The Chair and Ranking Member of the House Judiciary Committee's "Subcommittee on Courts, the Internet and Intellectual Property" introduced a new bill yesterday designed to prevent users from submitting fraudulent information for inclusion in the whois database. The bill, H.R. 4640, is succinct. It provides that
Whoever knowingly and with intent to defraud provides material and misleading false contact information to a domain name registrar, domain name registry, or other domain name registration authority in registering a domain name shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 5 years, or both.
From my read, it's only aimed at false information designed to defraud. Registering as "John Doe / 123 None of Your Business Lane / Go Away, California" should still be legal. A copy of the bill is here in PDF format <http://www.lextext.com/coble.pdf>.


Mike AI

"Webmasters are getting lives... enjoying the weather, getting out having fun.... "

you can say that again .. even ME, the guy who NEVER takes a day off is going down to the keys for the weekend .. I'm outta here for a change hehe
MikeW (Filthy Bastard) slippin' away to Key Largo ..

hey it's Friday and Serge is on vacation. It ain't no news DrG that Serge is the one who stirs the gumbo here.

The other boards can pay people to post but they ain't going to find their own 'Serge'. He's one in a million.


mutt

Long weekend Dr. Guille part of the summer slowdown... Webmasters are getting lives... enjoying the weather, getting out having fun....


Life is good...


Mike AI

Dr. Guille are you Canadien?

If you would play the game, you could get another 10% - a total of 11% bonus with ARS.

I would suggest you start playing the game with your free time! :-)

Sounds can be annoying... they will be off in a few minutes, jsut wanted to make sure everyone got to enjoy.

Not liking flash - you really should step into the 21st Century... Flash is the future...


Mike AI

mutt, I said oprano was dead, not that ANS was rising from the dead...

big difference ;)

(last 6 posts, 2 mikeAI, 1 mutt... hmmm you guys are pulling a ANS! ahahahah)
DrGuile