Thanks Edd,

We might be releasing our new FLASH Half Page Ads today also.

workin, workin, workin ...... damn it feels good to be back in action ;-))

Cybrglide Extreme Green - Where service to our affiliates is the key to our success !!

edd, this is for you ...

http://www.cjnaked.com/
cj (vaginator) 300k left and less than 24 hours to go!!

A fellow Opranoite needs our assistance.

Dave Cummings is a friend to Oprano.

Please take a second to go to and take the poll in the lower left hand corner and give Dave your vote!


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)
Mon, 15 Apr - 08:40:30 4.34.164.247 Post #: 75196
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JMM,
I don't care if that a hit parade of all insiders saints!

the url you posted put some shitty console I can't get rid of,
FUCK THIS SHIT!
Serge

The Man, that wasn't me last night I was home, in bed by 6 pm, and slept till 9 am this morning
Sat night i was out clubbing with
Brittany Andrews
so suck me
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

A fellow Opranoite needs our assistance.

Dave Cummings is a friend to Oprano.

Please take a second to go to .......... and take the poll in the lower left hand corner and give Dave your vote!


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

not yet, CJ.... not yet... ;)

way to go, Cyberglide! keep the good stuff coming!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) The Thunder from Down Under

You know I really dig "take charge" women....
--

edd, have i introduced you to my strapon yet?
:-)))
cj (vaginator) 300k left and less than 24 hours to go!!

Extreme Green has just added our Pic Of The Day system
to our program, links are up for affiliates.

Free POTD + High Conversions = Mo Money, Mo Money, Mo Money !!!

See The webmaster does come first !!!!!!

;-))

Cybrglide Extreme Green - Now with a new Pic Of The Day system !!!

Meni it was so nice being with you last night and having Serge watch was a nice touch as well. Serge was right about only a man knowing how to please a man.

Hugs and Kisses
TheMan

Torone,
no problem,
I'll be here and looking forward to butt heads with ya!
;-))
Serge

Hey Everyone!
I am looking to buy about $40,000 per month in per click traffic(exits,whatever)

Holler at me if you need the $$$
MrCash

Serge,
Wish I did. Instead, I gotta grab my lunch cooler and get back on the road. Anytime I post as early as I did this am, it means a long day starting early. I'm trying to change that, but...:(((
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

s'truth, Cynthia! Crikey! Give a lad a brake! Fuckin Oath! I've got Spambot working triple time to get things rolling out - more features are on the way - just go easy! ;) Oh yeah, you picked june 21st...

You know I really dig "take charge" women....

Edd (Opranautical Engineer) The Thunder from Down Under

I think 100,000 won't happen till early Aug.

Serge will be vacationing for a couple weeks,
unless he fires up the PostBot before he leaves ;-))


Cybrglide Extreme Green - Where the webmaster comes first ........

i forgot the date that i bet on
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400 mg Vitamin E, daily,
should cure it.

you haven't picked up a date
;-))


Dr. Serge

i forgot the date that i bet on
when is oprano going to have a bloody search feature?!??! how hard is it to put a bloody find button on all these pages of text??!?!?
cj (vaginator) 300k left and less than 24 hours to go!!

cj,
if I tell, I'll lose my advantage
;-)))

mark my word-
it won't happen before July 7yh, maybe even later.
Serge

Colin, July 4th won't happen for 2 reasons...
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those reasons are?
cj (vaginator) 300k left and less than 24 hours to go!!

Paypal? brilliant
ok
I am accepting donations
meni@attbi.com

any denomination is fine
Thank You
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

yeah i thought about Paypal but it's still a bit of a hassle. I don't think 100 webmasters will go to that trouble. Better to look for a sponsor or two.


mutt

Colin, July 4th won't happen for 2 reasons...
Serge (who destroyed Bob's and Hue's mansions???????)

I'll take July 4.
Colin Ask Colin

we pay 100% for dogs shit, pure shit only!

Diler we buy SHIT!!! lots of SHIT, we are HUNGRGY!!!!

collecting money is too hard from 100 or more people.
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paypal.

cj (vaginator) 300k left and less than 24 hours to go!!

hmmmmmmmmmm..........maybe CJ is on to something. Maybe people can put money into the Post #100,000 Pool. If it's 10 bucks and 100 people play it's 1,000 bucks to the winner. Maybe not...... collecting money is too hard from 100 or more people.

ok we need sponsors then! contact serge or me about sponsoring the Lucky Number 100,000 Post Pickem!


mutt

good idea for an Oprano Post #100,000 Pickem contest. Who wants to sponsor it? :)

The Big Players Stanley Cup Pickem begins today! Selection sheet for first round goes up later today! I'm still waiting to hear back about something.

Here's What You Can Win!

http://www.opranoplus.com/stanleycup/prizes.html

If you're a non-hockey fan go here for a quick look. Upsets happen often so eenie meenie miney mo method is good enough!


mutt

I'm more of the voyeuristic type, I'll just watch you with zee taigaah.

Cleo (.)~(.)

Cleo, wanna pet zee taigaah????
Serge

better get that pick em up and running!!
i might have money to bet by the end of today :-))))

cj (vaginator) 300k left and less than 24 hours to go!!

Serge
I'm sure that the local petting zoo will become a very lonely place next week.

Cleo (.)~(.)

Morning,

"plus, florida boys are pretty yummy!!"

Yes cj, we are! And we all have 12 inch penises. See ya soon. ;)



Jesse
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CJ, come to NC and find a few of us displaced California Kids and you won't have to settle for mediocre Florida dimensions.
magus arachnifoodia?

South Florida also has Serge...

Cleo
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not for long...
"Don't cry for me Argentina!"
;-)))
Serge

torone, i will go for june 21st ...
cj
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I'll go for July 7th
Serge

jesse, perfect! but all the good ones don't like girls!!!
*****
But many of the girls like girls.

South Florida also has Serge...

Cleo (.)~(.)

jesse, perfect! but all the good ones don't like girls!!!
:-)))

torone, i will go for june 21st ...
cj (vaginator) applications closing TODAY

Morning,

"plus, florida boys are pretty yummy!!"

Yes cj, we are! And we all have 12 inch penises. See ya soon. ;)



Jesse

Torone, if you have a few minutes, care to continue about America as society and it's understanding of other people' cultures?
Serge

Good morning, freaks.
Colin

I want June 26 for # 100,000!;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Sun, 14 Apr - 12:33:46 12.226.153.78 Post #: 75000
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half way between 50 and 100k ... looks like serge's prediction of a june 100k post is going to be rather close!!

let's have a pickem for this ... much more interesting than american sport ...
cj
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here are the numbers:
Jan 25th - 50,000
Aprl 14th -75,000
end of June - begining of July should be it
;-)))

Mutt,
could be very interesting pick'em
;-)))
Serge

JMM, Erik,
watch Changing Lanes and see how your lawyers see you thru their eyes....

VERY educational movie, indeed, I recomend it VERY highly
Serge

Ahh, Jmm, I am going to have my lawyer get in touch with you. But right now the SoBeCat is in his litter box.
The Producer SoBeCams - The Feed with T1 Speed - Only 99 Bucks

Hey anyone interested in being a Deejay on PLR Radio send me an e-mail

DOH : )
D-man

Great, now take some time to look up the law as it pertains to misappropriation of likeness and invasion of rights of privacy and publicity.

I will be waiting.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

JMM. Law = A rule of conduct or procedure established by custom, agreement, or authority.

See, I know !!
The Producer SoBeCams - The Feed with T1 Speed - Only 99 Bucks

I don't know, with today's climate I would still be afraid to go there. Maybe to Key West. HHhehe...


NO not really, maybe I will just hang out here at the spa..


The Producer SoBeCams - The Feed with T1 Speed - Only 99 Bucks

Producer, do you even know what the word "law" means?

First of all, the girl in the Girls Gone Wild lawsuit is not a public figure. Secondly, it was a default judgement. The producers of the Girls Gone Wild video didn't even answer the lawsuit because they were never served properly. The girl actually didn't even sue them technically. The judgement is being set aside. There is only a mild difference in value between two ply toilet paper and the default judgement in the Girls Gone Wild case.

There is a big difference between a drunk girl flashing her tits in a bar, and Brittney Spears, the number one pop female.

My suggestion to you is that you first lookup the word "law". That would be a good start. Once you have done that, get back to me, I will give you the next step.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

smilling = smiling
HoneyBlond Do You like Pina Colada ?

Hey anywhere have any unique cool ideas for a honeymoon? Wedding will be middle of Oct. Where should we go?

Some place warm... :-)
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Hi All,
*wanders in smilling & waving*

Mike AI, The Witsundays for a honeymoon is perfect. It is beautiful and romantic with lots of bars and unspoiled cocktail lists!!! What more could you want ??! *grin*

Cheers

HoneyB

HoneyBlond Do You like Pina Colada ? & Getting Caught in the Rain ?

The Producer,

Fiji actually consists of many islands. When I was there a year ago, we were told that there were only problems on two of the major islands of Fiji and that even there, the problems were pretty isolated to a few specific areas.

Wakaya is a completely private island, so there are definilty no worries there....

Todd - I'll see what we can do :)
Ken Republicans get stuck with 1:30 conversion rates with FlyntDigital!

ah not really Jmm. I don't make it my living to chase people around and take pictures of them while I hide in bushes. I have better things to do with my life than that. And maybe you should read more. Did you read about that cute little girl that sued Girl Gone Wild for 5 mil. Won a prelim judgement. I think they are still fighting about it though.
The Producer SoBeCams - The Feed with T1 Speed - Only 99 Bucks

Ken,

Please give all us Democrats a little better payout and conversion rate!!


I know the politics of Larry Flynt:))
sextoyking Oprano Special: 100 Animated Banners, $750.00

Umm Producer....

As a content provider you would think you might be a little more up on the law.

She is a public figure on a public beach. If he shot those pictures, then he is the copyright holder and is within his legal rights to license them to others for publication.

You might want to read up on the law.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

Isn't it dangerous to go to fiji now? Lets send shittorino there. finally the little faggot will be quiet. Public domain, legal, yeah right.


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"and that is what we shall call it!! porn safari down under!!"

Subtitled: A Webmaster Magical Pisstery Tour


Lisa Pppppporn Mmmmmmega Bbbbbbucks

Mike,

You should check this place out. It's one of the top 10 private resorts in the world (I think Bill Gates spent his honeymoon here)

It's VERY private. They only allow 9 couples on the Island at any given time! It's truely an amazing place, unlike anything I've seen anywhere else.

Not your typical resort though. Very slow pace, not comercialized at all. Lot's of private beaches, etc.

Also, I think it's pretty close to Australia, so it could be a nice place to spend a quiet week alone.

The website doesn't do it justice....

http://www.wakaya.com/


btw - you figured out our shaving formula! Only Republicans get shaved!


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Yeah Larry must be shaving me cause he knows I support Bush!


Mike AI
Ken Republicans get stuck with 1:30 conversion rates with FlyntDigital!

how can I strangle myself?
please e-mail
Vittorio you all suck dick and I take it up my ass!

Is this starting to sound like a porn safari!!! :))
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and that is what we shall call it!! porn safari down under!!

:-)))

cj (vaginator) applications closing TODAY

WTF???

TE? Your starting to sound
like Erik. What are you
talking about?
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)
Sun, 14 Apr - 21:36:45 151.204.105.146 Post #: 75134
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LOL. I was playing that game Mummy Maze that Serge posted earlier and I fucked it up when I was pretty deep in and accidently started a new game!! :>(((



TheEnforcer

If I spend all that time on a plane, I am going to stay a month in Australia!


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Is this starting to sound like a porn safari!!! :))

Opti

Mike,

Congrats on the wedding date!!

Let me know if you need any goodies for the Bach. Party or the honey moon:)
sextoyking Glass toys for mike @ katie

Oh NO Opti... I pack my own bags. Then she sneaks them in before I put them into the car...


CJ - I showed Katie the website you sent, she likes it...

If I spend all that time on a plane, I am going to stay a month in Australia!


Mike AI

Ok, that cold swim didnt do
me any good. Im takin some
nyquil and going to bed.
Good Night!!!
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

I am the on who looks like the freak!
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And this is soley due to Katies stuf in your luggage MikeAI? >:)

Opti Ask Colin... he reckons it will FLY

HAHA Katie packs her toys into MY bags... incase we get searched I am the on who looks like the freak!
Mike AI

forgot the

:-))))
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

WTF???

TE? Your starting to sound
like Erik. What are you
talking about?
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!


I was on the second chanber in the 3rd maze and I accidently hit New Game!!

ARRRGGGHHH!!!



TheEnforcer

just tell katie to pack the sex toys with NO BATTERIES. you will only get in trouble if they have batteries in them.
cj (vaginator) applications closing TODAY

cj,

I think thats an outstanding
idea. I'll see what I can do.
Does Lisa have to come???
:-)) j/k
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

Voodoo not a member of mile high club, but woudl be worried in the modern era we live in - sneaking into bathroom for fun, might lead to getting arrested for terrorist activities!


Mike AI

voodoo, if you can get enough webmasters together, i will do a guided tour :-)
we'll hire a limo bus for a week and lisa, opti and I will show you the sights :-)

smut peddler tours down under ... we can do like in hollywood and drive past the houses of the apm!! :-)))

lisa, LMAO!!!!

cj (vaginator) applications closing TODAY

Ahh shit,,,

Here comes Lisa to stir
up the gumbo.
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

Cleo sees a penis...Voodoo sees an ass...

;))
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ROFLMAO :))))


Opti Brad Shaw knows

Wonder what Freud would make of that...

Both see the same picture: http://www.cyberspasm.com/stuff/album/whitsundays/f1000005.jpg

Cleo sees a penis...Voodoo sees an ass...

;))


Lisa Pppppporn Mmmmmmega Bbbbbbucks

Ok cj,

now I have to plan a trip there.
After seeing that water,
finding out about all the
hot women.

MikeAI,
Are you or are you not
a member of the mile
high club? Long plane
trips with a girl can
be alot of fun.
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

Snorkel
Opti Brad Shaw knows

cleo, no way!! its a bum for sure!! the coral mooned me :-)))

mike, 14 hours being pampered on a plane with champagne and delicious food ... www.airnz.com ... she'll handle it :-)
cj (vaginator) applications closing TODAY

http://www.cyberspasm.com/stuff/album/whitsundays/f1000025.jpg
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Mmmm... anyone else wanna be a snorlael?
>:)))
Opti Brad Shaw knows

Is it just me or does this look like a penis?
http://www.cyberspasm.com/stuff/album/whitsundays/f1000005.jpg

Cleo (.)~(.)

hahaha whos ass is this?
:-))
http://www.cyberspasm.com/stuff/album/whitsundays/f1000005.jpg
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

CJ sounds nice.

Now all I have to do is convince Katie to take the long flight!


Mike AI

ulfie, it is :-)))

http://www.cyberspasm.com/stuff/album/whitsundays/gallery.html

voodoo, hottest in the world :-))))
cj (vaginator) applications closing TODAY

cj, is there lots of hot,
single, aussie girls there?
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

mike, the weather will be in the mid to high 80's every day, october is also whale watching season and there are some amazing secluded beaches you can just hang out and watch whales swim by. perfect time of year ...

voodoo, snorkelling and diving here is excellent :-)

cj (vaginator) applications closing TODAY

I agree with cj, everyone I know that's been there says it's paradise.


Ulfie

Yeah cj, Thats where
I want to go. I have
always wanted to visit
Australia. I have heard
amazing stories about
SCUBA diving there.
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

CJ I was thinking down under - is Middle October a good time of year down there?


Mike AI

voodoo, bad example ... he's just a moron ... :-)))

mike, http://www.whitsundays.com
:-)


cj (vaginator) applications closing TODAY

MikeAI,

How about Bali???
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

Hey anywhere have any unique cool ideas for a honeymoon? Wedding will be middle of Oct. Where should we go?

Some place warm... :-)


Mike AI

Uhhh cj,,,
Have you been following
the board lately?
Have you read any of
Erik's posts?
I guess if your meaning
of yummy is stupid,
then more power to ya.
:-))
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

our winter gets down to about 60, i find that cold, but since travelling to snowy places in winter i realize that aint really cold LOL

we have a slightly cooler climate than florida ... i'll be spending a few weeks there in your summer/my winter to escape :-)))

plus, florida boys are pretty yummy!!
cj (vaginator) applications closing TODAY

Does it get cold were you are?
Cleo (.)~(.)

Hey CJ - Glad you noticed the 75,000....

100k is coming up. Will be a big party at Oprano!


Mike AI

winter's on its way here and you can tell too :-(
miserable, rainy, cloudy :-(
(still 80 degrees though LOL)
cj (vaginator) applications closing TODAY

cj
It will be fixed tomorrow, but I'm lucky, tonight is super nice out.

I usually never turn my AC off.

Cleo (.)~(.)

:-))))


cj (vaginator) applications closing TODAY

BTW, how would you know this?
:-))
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

NO!!!
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)