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voodoo, lucky you weren't having a wank in the boat cause it would've been worse if you had a hardon ... all that blood and all that cold water!!! (am i helping?!)
cj (vaginator) applications closing TODAY
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:45:07 203.213.20.170 Post #: 75100


Oh, well Opti,
Thats where my
great converstions
are coming from.
Your doing better
than me on the reg
signups then. Im only
at 1:38 there.
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:45:05 151.204.105.146 Post #: 75099


No, because it was self
inflicted blue balls.
hehe
See, I was out on the ocean
in the boat, seen this sunken
boat, that was still sticking
up out of the water a little
bit, seen some stuff I wanted
to get off the boat, fell in,
the water is like 50 degrees.
Thats enough to give anyone
blueballs.
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:43:52 151.204.105.146 Post #: 75098


cleo, that's a fuckin bitch leading into summer :-(

larry flynt for prez?!?! oh god, now we have to listen to mike's speech again ...


cj (vaginator) applications closing TODAY
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:42:50 203.213.20.170 Post #: 75097


I'm not selling teh free trials!
Opti Larry Flynt for Prez!!!!! boot Bush now ;)
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:42:21 210.49.49.142 Post #: 75096


Opti,

Thats easy, Free Trials...
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:42:02 151.204.105.146 Post #: 75095


We could talk about personal problems. My AC broke today. There do you feel better about your blue balls now?

Cleo (.)~(.)
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:40:49 208.61.44.30 Post #: 75094


Ok Voodoo... Why do you think Flynt Digital converts so amazong?

Opti Larry Flynt for Prez!!!!! boot Bush now ;)
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:40:43 210.49.49.142 Post #: 75093


Im with cj,

lets talk about traffic
or something else.
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:39:22 151.204.105.146 Post #: 75092


THEIR PRETTY FUCKING BLUE
****************

Oooh , that does sound like a pretty color... your right! :)
Opti What did meni have to say?
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:38:12 210.49.49.142 Post #: 75091


a nice friend like Serge,
convice everyone that this
person WAS gay
*****
Voodoo
Are you upset because Serge choose someone else. Don't worry there will be other men.

Cleo (.)~(.)
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:38:06 208.61.44.30 Post #: 75090


Why? was someone
in that movie really straight,
but by some misfortune and
a nice friend like Serge,
convice everyone that this
person WAS gay???
----

close ... the guy thought he was straight, but everyone else thought he was gay, in the end he just gave in and shagged tom selleck ...

cleo, no, i'd prefer to discuss the number of posts on oprano :-))))

cj (vaginator) applications closing TODAY
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:38:03 203.213.20.170 Post #: 75089


<shakin head> THE ONE ON MY SHOULDERS!!!

This started off as an innocent
enough conversation.
Where did it go to hell?
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:37:47 151.204.105.146 Post #: 75088


Well Cleo,

THEIR PRETTY FUCKING BLUE
if you must know!!!
:-))
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:36:28 151.204.105.146 Post #: 75087


Sun, 14 Apr - 12:33:46 12.226.153.78 Post #: 75000
---

half way between 50 and 100k ... looks like serge's prediction of a june 100k post is going to be rather close!!

let's have a pickem for this ... much more interesting than american sport ...
cj (vaginator) applications closing TODAY
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:36:16 203.213.20.170 Post #: 75086


and EVERYTHING to do
with you being a guy.
**************************

Well as long it is not that I am too ugly for ya bud ;-))))

Opti What did meni have to say?
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:36:15 210.49.49.142 Post #: 75085


Hi cj
Do you want to talk about Voodoo's balls?

Cleo (.)~(.)
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:36:11 208.61.44.30 Post #: 75084


cj,

I have not! Why? was someone
in that movie really straight,
but by some misfortune and
a nice friend like Serge,
convice everyone that this
person WAS gay???
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:35:51 151.204.105.146 Post #: 75083


voodooman
So what is the true meaning of your balls?

Cleo (.)~(.)
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:35:08 208.61.44.30 Post #: 75082


this morning's conversations concern me greatly!!

voodoo, i don't think your going to shake this gay thing for a long while :-( have you seen the movie 'in and out' with jane cusack? :-))

cj (vaginator) applications closing TODAY
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:34:13 203.213.20.170 Post #: 75081


deal with men and your balls
***********************

Its amazing how poorly people
from Florida read.
This is how rumors get started.
This is why Im in the situation
Im in.
Because some jagoff cant read or
misinterprets the real meaning.
:-))))
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:33:47 151.204.105.146 Post #: 75080


Opti,

lol has nothing to do with
trust, and EVERYTHING to do
with you being a guy.

voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:31:57 151.204.105.146 Post #: 75079


voodooman
I've had a very strange day, but I see that you are still trying to deal with men and your balls. Give up, give in, surrender to your desires, Click Here for Voodoo's balls.

Cleo (.)~(.)
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:31:09 208.61.44.30 Post #: 75078


You can trust me Voo ;-))))


Opti I'm not gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but I did fuck a bloke who was once
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:31:01 210.49.49.142 Post #: 75077


now=not
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:16:53 151.204.105.146 Post #: 75076


Dammit Opti,

Dont you come anywhere
near my balls. I said
surfer for now webmaster.
:-))))
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:16:17 151.204.105.146 Post #: 75075


Massage the surfers balls
a little better
**************************

Get those Testes out Voo.... ill show you a good massage ;-)
Opti Brad Shaw knows da shit about this too
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:14:32 210.49.49.142 Post #: 75074




Yeah Larry must be shaving me cause he knows I support Bush!


Mike AI
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:12:48 66.157.48.101 Post #: 75073


Opti,

Massage the surfers balls
a little better.
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:12:44 151.204.105.146 Post #: 75072


hahaha MikeAI,

You know, Im just lucky
but, 1:29 is nothing
to balk at.
:-)))))
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:11:27 151.204.105.146 Post #: 75071


873 28 1:31 $840.00

Shit... I am even WORSE than mike!!! 1:31 What do we need to do Voo??? :)
Opti Take the tip from Voodooman
Sun, 14 Apr - 20:10:02 210.49.49.142 Post #: 75070




Voodooman you suck!! I am only doing 1 in 29 with Flyntdigital!!


Mike AI
Sun, 14 Apr - 19:55:31 66.157.50.58 Post #: 75069




Yeah Mutt I know sexy noelle - helped her out some. She is like all the other amateurs girls, back stabbing, and very sneaky... like to stir up the drama...



Mike AI
Sun, 14 Apr - 19:54:17 66.157.50.58 Post #: 75068


Strange and unusual can be fun Voo ;)
btw.. do you mind me quoting you?

Opti Take the tip from Voodooman
Sun, 14 Apr - 19:47:29 210.49.49.142 Post #: 75067


Cleo,

Just unusually strange tonight.
:-))

voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)
Sun, 14 Apr - 18:49:13 151.204.105.146 Post #: 75066


Hey MIKE Ai! Like Ur movie?
******
MUAHZ
MissPrinny 2 U
Sun, 14 Apr - 18:39:48 64.12.101.157 Post #: 75065


voodooman
Just tonight?

Cleo (.)~(.)
Sun, 14 Apr - 18:38:47 208.61.44.30 Post #: 75064


Cleo,

Your a little strange
tonight, you ok?
:-)))
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)
Sun, 14 Apr - 18:35:58 151.204.105.146 Post #: 75063


Hey Mike, looks like someone else likes the name Amateur Index!

http://amateur.memberz.net/

Does Sig do Japanese?

Alex
RawAlex Linkbot stays informed here.
Sun, 14 Apr - 18:17:47 65.94.234.65 Post #: 75062


I'm kind of board, but I just got a call that a hot Brazilian is on her way. Still want to know what a "meah" is.

Off to twist up a fatty...

Cleo (.)~(.)
Sun, 14 Apr - 18:11:31 208.61.44.30 Post #: 75061


I still want to know what a "meah"
is. Does it need batteries?

Cleo (.)~(.)
Sun, 14 Apr - 18:03:02 208.61.44.30 Post #: 75060


I have no shame

Cleo (.)~(.)
Sun, 14 Apr - 18:01:47 208.61.44.30 Post #: 75059


Cleo, u gotta be ashamed of yourself!!!
Serge
Sun, 14 Apr - 18:00:53 172.163.183.138 Post #: 75058


I am the gate keeper, are you the key master?

Cleo (.)~(.)
Sun, 14 Apr - 18:00:30 208.61.44.30 Post #: 75057


troll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serge
Sun, 14 Apr - 17:59:27 172.163.183.138 Post #: 75056


What is a "meah"

Anyway answers about the person in the gallery can be found here,
http://opranosearch.com/msgboard/

Cleo (.)~(.)
Sun, 14 Apr - 17:57:10 208.61.44.30 Post #: 75055


personally I meah
Serge
Sun, 14 Apr - 17:53:57 172.163.183.138 Post #: 75054


do you know it?
Serge
Sun, 14 Apr - 17:53:19 172.163.183.138 Post #: 75053


Here Serge I believe this one is available and looking,
http://www.trannie-gallery.com/shgal79503.html
Just ignore the electronic collar on the ankle.

Cleo (.)~(.)
Sun, 14 Apr - 17:45:20 208.61.44.30 Post #: 75052


but my taste in men is really strange and twisted.


mine 2!
Serge
Sun, 14 Apr - 17:43:03 172.163.183.138 Post #: 75051


Serge
My taste in woman is pretty normal, I just like attractive woman, but my taste in men is really strange and twisted.

Cleo (.)~(.)
Sun, 14 Apr - 17:39:56 208.61.44.30 Post #: 75050


have fun, mano!
Serge
Sun, 14 Apr - 17:36:13 172.163.183.138 Post #: 75049


Serge,

I hope I wont!
Now, off for a late night
boat ride.

voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)
Sun, 14 Apr - 17:35:36 151.204.105.146 Post #: 75048


Serge
You have a really strange taste in woman.

Cleo
*********************

U 2!
;_)))
Serge
Sun, 14 Apr - 17:35:08 172.163.183.138 Post #: 75047


take a look at the referal program... ;)


builly
Sun, 14 Apr - 17:32:02 64.228.164.25 Post #: 75046


Serge
You have a really strange taste in woman.

Cleo (.)~(.)
Sun, 14 Apr - 17:31:45 208.61.44.30 Post #: 75045



well yeah nothing beats the all American girl next door type but i would think when you pop that console full of all those sites if you had a couple that were ethnic they'd get some buyers.

but you are right, bottom line is that the younger a girl looks and the prettier she is she will sell more. Do you know the people from Sexy Noelle?
mutt
Sun, 14 Apr - 17:31:28 66.185.85.76 Post #: 75044


Voodoo, don't lose your touch,
I'll see you on Saturday!
Serge
Sun, 14 Apr - 17:31:07 172.163.183.138 Post #: 75043


Also,
Hats off to Flynt Digital!!!
1:20 coming from persian kitty.
Just like old times!
:-))))
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)
Sun, 14 Apr - 17:31:03 151.204.105.146 Post #: 75042


Serge, just finished up
with a bar-b-que. Steaks
were damn good too.


voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)
Sun, 14 Apr - 17:30:02 151.204.105.146 Post #: 75041


like this one:

http://www.apollon.net/gallbel/big/200.1.jpg
Serge
Sun, 14 Apr - 17:27:20 172.163.183.138 Post #: 75040




Actually going to ethnic does not work for us Mutt. The everyday "American" girl nextdoor does the best!


Mike AI
Sun, 14 Apr - 17:25:35 66.157.50.58 Post #: 75039



yeah. tease them, Jess can hint to them on the tour that there's some guy she really wants, but he's shy and she doesn't know how he would feel if he found out about her website. Like a soap opera. Then she gets her guy but he won't have anything to do with the website, no pictures of him. But she posts pictures of him with his face blurred. Then she gets more daring!
She sets up a camera in the closet of her bedroom, and puts up voyeur style photos of her and him fucking.

Gotta find a dark haired girl, one who can pass for Jewish. Jewish American Princess amateur site would be a hit! Hmmmmmm.....you already have a Sarah.

Go ethnic amateur! Italian! Greek! Jew! Hispanic!


mutt
Sun, 14 Apr - 17:19:22 66.185.85.76 Post #: 75038




Mutt you should know that we slowly build up girls sites... cannot give it all alway immedaitely! ;-)

Next time in e-mail we can talk about you going over these sites - the pay will suck, but the perks maybe good!


Mike AI
Sun, 14 Apr - 17:08:29 66.157.50.58 Post #: 75037



Sounds like a good gig to me!

I just realised that this Jess chick is the girl you posted a photo of from that beach house. Right? I couldn't find the hardcore boy/girl stuff on the site, i guess it's going to be added later.

When I saw those photos of Tiger Woods' girlfriend it gave me an idea. You guys should find a really pretty blonde girl, Scandinavian looking, create a site about a hot Swedish foreign exchange student or nanny discovering America.



mutt
Sun, 14 Apr - 17:06:01 66.185.85.76 Post #: 75036



Serge, ALL of our models are over 18... I check first hand.

Miss Prinny, I went out last night with my partners, friends and fiance... for some sushi, then dancing...

You were not being to talkative online, so I assumed I was boring you!


Mike AI
Sun, 14 Apr - 17:01:52 66.157.50.58 Post #: 75035


Hey Mike AI I was wondering were you went. How has your day been? Mine just fine! We went and got trashed LOL
*********
get rid of this SHIT
MissPrinny
Sun, 14 Apr - 16:57:33 205.188.197.39 Post #: 75034


Check out each new girl, approve her story, layout, etc...

:-)


Mike AI


...and have Tjay check her age and ID!
;-)))
Serge
Sun, 14 Apr - 16:51:52 172.163.183.138 Post #: 75033




So Mutt what do you think about the site? I should make you my offical Ombudsman for HiRise... Check out each new girl, approve her story, layout, etc...

:-)


Mike AI
Sun, 14 Apr - 16:36:32 66.157.50.58 Post #: 75032



Mr Cash my condolenses, i have just been through that and it ain't no fun.
mutt
Sun, 14 Apr - 16:11:44 66.185.85.76 Post #: 75031


Jim, sorry to hear about that ;((

email on the way ...


Cybrglide Extreme Green - Now With New 3 Page Mini-Tours Too and still No Exit Consoles !!
Sun, 14 Apr - 16:08:12 65.34.116.33 Post #: 75030



photo, Leykis was on in Buffalo on WGR55, maybe 5-7 years ago.
U remember John Otto?

yeah i was nosing around the Lightspeed sites too Mike. The Church Sluts one caught my eye, pretty clever.

Never saw the GlamourCoed site before. Kinda sad Mike, your paysites are looking stylish, no more MS Comic Sans Serif fonts in rainbow colors!

this is a great 'girl next door' photo.

http://glamourcoed.com/pink01/pink02.jpg
mutt
Sun, 14 Apr - 16:05:54 66.185.85.76 Post #: 75029


I am trying to submit a website to an AVS. They have requested the following from me:

sign up screen url
content page url

When I submit my regular addresses, it refuses to accept the information with the following message:

ERROR: URLs must resolve to an IP address

Please help me understand what this means!
Tom AVS
Sun, 14 Apr - 15:42:46 66.20.194.242 Post #: 75028


thanks guys!

you don't really know how much you are addicted to this shit until it all gets wiped out!
Mrcash
Sun, 14 Apr - 15:08:18 65.33.79.104 Post #: 75027


Mr Cash, e-mail on the way.

What a shot on 18 by Tiger!! This guy is in a league of his own.


Ulfie
Sun, 14 Apr - 15:00:50 12.226.153.78 Post #: 75026




Andrew - Mr. Cash - e-mails sent!


Mike AI
Sun, 14 Apr - 14:55:41 66.157.50.58 Post #: 75025


Well,had a fatal crash on the main 'puter on fri....Ulfie...could you drope me an email Mikeai also...anyone i was just about to do deals with this week...drop me an e...gotta re-build the whole works.....=(
I don't even have emails..
Mrcash
Sun, 14 Apr - 14:54:08 65.33.79.104 Post #: 75024


Awesome, well i can hook you up a very nice deal.

I will be waiting for your e-mail :) Or leave your e-mail and i can shoot you one.
Andrew Awesome Toon Content - CLICK HERE
Sun, 14 Apr - 14:50:58 144.132.81.184 Post #: 75023




Those guys at lightspeed have some nice sites... but they are using ccbill so they will not get any of my business.

I did notice that Tawnee had Ibill set up, so maybe they are learning.

If lightspeed would get with Jettis Jumbo, or Epoch - I would defiantely send them some traffic. I bet they would get much better conversions as well!


Mike AI
Sun, 14 Apr - 14:45:29 66.157.55.56 Post #: 75022


I read somewhere tiger benches over 300 lbs. with his frame, that is strength
grimm (Blow Me)
Sun, 14 Apr - 14:44:43 68.11.115.214 Post #: 75021




Mutt did I tell you that http://glamourcoed.com has gone hardcore with her BF. It is good stuff!

Andrew, I will be in touch with you, definately like the content - if you can hook us up a good price we will snag it!


Mike AI
Sun, 14 Apr - 14:43:08 66.157.55.56 Post #: 75020


He doesn't broadcast out of Buffalo that I know of... when did he ? I did not start listening to him until I got out to LA... Sam Phillips was who I had first heaard about him, since up until a few months ago, she ran his "Leykettes"...


photo
Sun, 14 Apr - 14:42:39 64.163.244.233 Post #: 75019


TawneeStone.com


wow
grimm (Blow Me)
Sun, 14 Apr - 14:37:14 68.11.115.214 Post #: 75018


Also.. with GSI how come they haven't been shut down yet??..

They have been around for years and nobody seems to be able to touch them.

I bet they own all the sites they process for as well.
Andrew Awesome Toon Content - CLICK HERE
Sun, 14 Apr - 14:34:44 144.132.81.184 Post #: 75017


Hi Mike,

Its updated monthly at the moment as it is very expensive to produce the episodes.

Response has been good from those who have it on their sites and im getting feedback from surfers on it all the time.

If you are interested in it drop me an e-mail, im always willing to do special rates for people like yourself :-)
Andrew Awesome Toon Content - CLICK HERE
Sun, 14 Apr - 14:32:45 144.132.81.184 Post #: 75016



speaking of Flash cartoons i was going to send this to Ed, even though he's already good at Flash.
I've been trying to learn Flash b ut I am hopeless at it, too steep a learning curve for me. But somebody pointed me towards what looks like a really cool piece of software that creates cartoon movies that you can export to Flash. http://www.toonboomstudio.com

mutt
Sun, 14 Apr - 14:32:33 66.185.85.76 Post #: 75015



actually Photo I used to listen to Leykis every once in a while out of Buffalo. Lost track of whether he was still on there.

Tiger couldn't get laid by Miss Prickly or whatever her name is let alone that Swedish hottie if he wasn't Tiger Woods.

i already forgot her name, Miss Prissy?

mutt
Sun, 14 Apr - 14:28:28 66.185.85.76 Post #: 75014




Andrew, gsi do nothing but KP!! They should be shut down big time!

I like your content - how often do you add new episodes? How much $$ does it take to produce and espisode? How has your response been with it?


Mike AI
Sun, 14 Apr - 14:25:23 66.157.55.56 Post #: 75013



dunno Mike how they can get 35 bucks, i guess this chick is so popular that guys are forking it over. I was reading an article on some resource site about content theft and DRM(Digital Rights Management) etc. The guy from Lightspeed who owns TawneeStone.com said he doesn't care, they can steal all his content and do what they want with it, every photo they own has their URL on it, he says that half their signups are type-ins.

she's a cutie, when you get a girl that young looking and cute doing hardcore it's an easy sell.


mutt
Sun, 14 Apr - 14:21:02 66.185.85.76 Post #: 75012



Mutt can you get Tom Leykis up in your area? Closest area to you, that I know he's broadcast is
Detroit... Unfortunately Westwood One, who has the contract with him, will not allow web simulcasts
of the show...


He had a two hour segment on the subject of how Tiger is dating this babe only because his economic
status allows him to... He has long held the POV that women date the richest men their looks can
attract, while men date the hottest women they can afford...

Cleo... Tom also has a weekly feature on his show, called Leykis 101... Described as the on-air
correspondence course that "teaches men how to get more tail for less money", and more importantly,
teaches women, "how men think"...


photo
Sun, 14 Apr - 14:17:42 64.163.244.233 Post #: 75011


Guys,

I just got spammed with another sick underage porn site: www.beautiesbymail.com/astral/
Billing by GSI as always.

Somebody needs to get this GSI mob shut down, they have been processing this shit for YEARS, the only time i ever see their name is to do with kiddy porn or beasty shit.


Andrew Awesome Toon Content - CLICK HERE
Sun, 14 Apr - 14:15:52 144.132.81.184 Post #: 75010




Evan this is where buisiness get done!

I do not think you would have people knocking your attempts to protect your trademark here either!


Mike AI
Sun, 14 Apr - 14:09:22 66.157.55.56 Post #: 75009




Mutt, we could make http://www.tawneestone.com famous!

Did you see they are charging $34.95 a month for her site. I do not know how they do it. Wonder how her conversions are.

Dig don't confuse being poor with being a force for good! hahaha

Oh and Tiger's new women is HOT!!!


Mike AI
Sun, 14 Apr - 14:01:51 66.157.55.56 Post #: 75008


".. this page has been set as my 'home page' in IE since the board opened ... "

same here
Robert
Sun, 14 Apr - 13:48:09 216.39.135.215 Post #: 75007


Guys, as a token of Oprano appretiation,
here is somethign to make your visit worth while:

http://zone.msn.com/mummymaze/

see you in few months
;-)))
Serge
Sun, 14 Apr - 13:37:51 172.163.183.138 Post #: 75006


"I admit it, I bookmarked this site today. Shame on me."
-----------------------------

I must be really bad then .. this page has been set as my 'home page' in IE since the board opened ... but surely I'm not the only one?


MikeW (Filthy Bastard)
Sun, 14 Apr - 13:31:07 12.164.42.221 Post #: 75005


I admit it, I bookmarked this site today. Shame on me.
Evan
Sun, 14 Apr - 13:28:07 216.103.81.104 Post #: 75004


Yeah mutt, I'm going to beat my mom for not making me take up golf at an earlier age. Those babes could have been mine!


Ulfie
Sun, 14 Apr - 12:48:36 12.226.153.78 Post #: 75003



i agree. Tiger is beyond anybody in any sport. Golf is just not a sport that you can dominate like he does, but he is. Only Jordan and Gretzky come close but i think he's beyond them.

But this

http://www.flickor.se/dyn_images/modells/normal/10041_359.jpg

impresses me much more than his 350 yard drives and his mind of steel!
mutt
Sun, 14 Apr - 12:46:59 66.185.85.76 Post #: 75002



i'll check it out.


ya know if aliens landed on Earth and viewed this golf tournament they would come to no other conclusion than that Earthlings are INSANE.
mutt
Sun, 14 Apr - 12:34:27 66.185.85.76 Post #: 75001