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Thank God for impotent men!

The only way women are going to
receive oral sex is when men like
Serge and The Producer can't get it
up. Out of guilt to insure their
manhood, they just might get down
on their hands and knees and whip
out those tongues!

Hey Mike, nice to see you left
Oprano for a few minutes to visit
C&D Evan in his chatroom yesterday.
confucy

Re: "ok so where do israel get all their apache gunships from if not USA"

20 million Jewish accountants!
Pro Israel Colin 26 weeks of Military Occupation

Who else would they vote for?
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yup... was there a contender? I wonder why? ;-)

I say fuck these clowns. I wish that
i could be supportive of their
cause, but it doesn't deserve it.
They clearly don't want land or
peace. They just want to exterminate
all jews.

Wig

Hank,
canned fish is for the goims like you!

The real ones is the stuff only one's mother can make
;-))

but...Manischewitz needs goims to add to their bottom line.

NOW you can get REAL pissed!
;-)))
Serge (who destroyed Bob's and Hue's mansions???????)

ok so where do israel get all their apache gunships from if not USA

and what do they buy them with ?

money of course

and who gives them money ?

http://www.wrmea.com/html/us_aid_to_israel.htm

spanno

'Did I say anything against Israel or the Jewish faith?'

I'll say it.

What's with the fucking gefilte (sic) fish ?? Who the hell can eat that shit ? Some kind of freaking carp in some kind of goddawful jelly crap. Carp on crap, yuck.

What is with that anyway ??
Hank D Dripping wet dollars

Wig,

Who else would they vote for?

Is Jerry Lewis there too ??
France.

Pro Israel Colin 26 weeks of Military Occupation

Mutt - you're a bit wound up aren't you? Did I say anything about it being a homeland for the Palestinians? Did I say anything against Israel or the Jewish faith? Do you have anything else you want to suggest that I have said that I haven't?

No I said that Arafat is not the only terrorist leader in the world who is a recoginized diplomat, case closed.

If being stupid means I don't need people speaking on my behalf I'll remain stupid and enjoy not having you speak on my behalf thx! :P

PaulSweet hare krishna, hare -hare...

Mike, this board needs an 'ignore' function, lol
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I second this motion!
;-)))
Serge (who destroyed Bob's and Hue's mansions???????)

'US gives Isreal billions of dollars in aid a year + apache's tanks, guns etc...'

spanno, I have come to the conclusion ( somewhat belatedly) that you're too fucking stupid to respond to any longer.

Mike, this board needs an 'ignore' function, lol

Hank D Dripping wet dollars

A telethon for which Middle Eastern martyrs? They're raising money to send another bunch of idiots over here to kill Americans?

Send them Jerry Lewis. The French love Jerry so I figure if there's one Jew the Arabs would like it would be Jerry Lewis. There is as much oil in Jerry's hair to rival some Arab fields i would think.

TYMPANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
mutt

Cleo I love you
Serge I love you
is there anyway
I can live with you guys
and you take care of me
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Meni
I suck in bed, I'm really uninterested and not kinky at all, so I'll leave the sex part to Serge since he is always horny and a pig in bed, not that I have first hand knowledge of this.

He also has all the money, I'm just good at spending it, not making it. So I'm sure that he would be more then happy to support you.

Now if you really want emotions from me all I can say is be very careful what you ask for. People have been known to change their sexual preferences after meeting me and one even kind of changed their sex. Then lets not forget about the one that I pissed of so bad he tried to murder me with a hand gun.

Maybe you should also get your emotional fulfilment form Serge as well.

Please do send me a postcard with pics of you all's home on the range.

Cleo (clinically insane) This is what happens to my friends

Arafat became president of the Palestinian Authority in a 1996 election.

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No doubt a very democratic and fair election. ;-)

Wig

telethons suck I feel sorry for the poor bastards that have to watch a telethon

spanno

your right serge.....it's closer to a 40% payout reduction... ;)
or am I looking at a different page.
Trial signups pay $33
Free signups pay $20
CAM

>> There's a telethon going on in Saudi Arabia to raise money for the 'middle east martyrs' .

US gives Isreal billions of dollars in aid a year + apache's tanks, guns etc...

spanno

You can't be that stupid or that big of an antiSemite to actually believe this is all about a homeland for the Palestinians? Puhleeeze
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are you kidding me???????

some things we forget living in NY and Florida heavy jewish populated areas...

The world ALWAYS was anti-Semitic,

The world IS anti-Semitic,

The world ALWAYS WILL BE anti-Semitic,

why should it change NOW????

Serge (who destroyed Bob's and Hue's mansions???????)

spanno....basically I just think your goofy.... except
for Post #: 74374....... :)
CAM

isn't this touching ?? There's a telethon going on in Saudi Arabia to raise money for the 'middle east martyrs' .

Brings a fucking tear to my eye. Is Jerry Lewis there too ??

Hank D Dripping wet dollars

Arafat became president of the Palestinian Authority in a 1996 election.

Southern Colin 26 weeks of Military Occupation

thanks for the history lesson.
America fought to be free from England rule, their goal was not to destroy England itself. Those who tolerate and help Arafat do so for only one reason, to destroy Israel itself.

You can't be that stupid or that big of an antiSemite to actually believe this is all about a homeland for the Palestinians? Puhleeeze.

mutt

Serge, the reason that flynt annoncement went without much fanfare
is that free signups aren't anything to get excited about...
especially when they pay out 25% less...... ;)
CAM
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really????

where do you see that???

http://www.flyntdigital.com/images/flyntd_12.gif

Serge (who destroyed Bob's and Hue's mansions???????)

yea CAM is right ... $20 a signup is not so good (maybe if its not shaved)

I reckon maybe a link like "click here for your free membership to HUSTLER" would probly convert pretty good though
spanno

'yea we're coming to get it back look out we have airguns '

Airheads too, apparently.

Hank D Dripping wet dollars

I dont think anyone has seen it in about 24 hours. you should let me do it to promote jewish solidarity

The Producer

Serge, the reason that flynt annoncement went without much fanfare
is that free signups aren't anything to get excited about...
especially when they pay out 25% less...... ;)
CAM

areial and I, ,hehe
The Producer

Mike, can I post my pic of me and Ariel Sharon?

The Producer

CAM what are you talking about:

invading mexico ?
israel?
or voting for hank ?

>> America became seperate from the UK by force and terrorism...

yea we're coming to get it back look out we have airguns

spanno

Serge, I'm Russian, my dad's from Russia not me

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"Nobody's Perfect"

(--Some Like it Hot)
Serge (who destroyed Bob's and Hue's mansions???????)

everyone in here should become a human bomb
The Producer

sharon is a war criminal and arafat seems to be involved in terrorism, I think if the israelis and palestinians really wanted peace they would get some new leaders...
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Spanno you just made my point for me!

Israel is a democratic nation, it ELECTS its officials. The people have elected dove leaders, who wanted to make peace with the palistinians - and no deal was ever lived up to by the palistinians.

On the otehr hand arafat is a DICTATOR - there are no elections in the PLO or with palistinians.

There is a fundemental difference - sharon is a duly elected leader.

There can be NO moral equivilence between the 2. 1 is a open free nation with democratic prinicpals and free markets. the other is a dictatorship, with no open markets, who supress and kill their own people.

One is a nation of laws, the other a nation of rogues!

Mike AI

I love oral sex.

I love oral sex.

I love oral sex.

The Producer

No way should Powell be meeting with Arafat. He is meeting with a person directing terrorism. By doing this, Powell and the US is just going to increase terrorism by proving that terrorists can continue their actions and use it for negotiations!
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Using this train of thought...No one in the World would be speaking to the United States of America right now. Lets remember that America is a country started by radical Guerralla Terrorists who trashed public property (boston tea party anyone) and killed the local authorities. America became seperate from the UK by force and terrorism... :)

Arafat is an elected leader which is independant of the fact of whether or not he is also a terrorist leader.
PaulSweet =================>>>

my last name ends in vich. Enough said. I wish I could speak it. I can only speak spanish.
BV_Adultmail Serge, I'm Russian, my dad's from Russia not me

Not sure hank.....if it was that would explain the "tone"
of the movie. It was very anti gun if I remember correctly?
Showed people pulling their guns out for every disagreement
from asking people to put out cigaretts to "agressive driving",
then in turn every other person around would pull their guns
out and take sides, then all hell would break loose!!! hhahaha....

Is that what happens down there in Redneck land Colin!!? :P
CAM

CAM,
I haven't seen the movie, but I saw what FlyntDigital has done yesterday...
Free Sign Ups!
Serge (who destroyed Bob's and Hue's mansions???????)

Bad pun Serge, very bad....

:)
Hank D
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I'd rather bad pun you than explain to a "fence post" what makes him a "fence post",
at least I know you understand me
;-)))

Serge (who destroyed Bob's and Hue's mansions???????)

was a play on what society would look
like with everyone in the US carrying a gun.

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Y'all haven't visited the South?
Southern Colin 26 weeks of Military Occupation

Wasn't that a Disney flick , cam ??

Hank D Dripping wet dollars

every time I hear the statement "everyone
should carry a gun" I think of a movie that seems
very few people saw. It was called "Rights of the People"
something like that?
TV movie..... was a play on what society would look
like with everyone in the US carrying a gun.
Was interesting to say the least.
Anybody see it?
CAM

spanno.....your just goofy.... if your serious, which
yesterday I thought you were just toying with everybody, you
need to get strait man! your brain is fogged.. :P
CAM

Bad pun Serge, very bad....

:)
Hank D Dripping wet dollars

Hank,
hasnt the US already invaded the world and pillaged its naturel resources?

I could have sworn that's what the sign at McDonald's said...

oh well...
DrGuile

rough crowd
runk
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u can bet your ass! we only have VISITING sissies
;-)))
Serge (who destroyed Bob's and Hue's mansions???????)

rough crowd
runk Got Gay Traffic?

I'll march for that !!

Hank D
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was that the reason you moved futher west away from "marches"?
;-)))
Serge (who destroyed Bob's and Hue's mansions???????) Larry Flynt in the news again!

'Where were you yesterday? You missed my Crusade for Violence.'

I'll march for that !!

Hank D Dripping wet dollars

' sharon is a war criminal and arafat seems to be involved in terrorism, I think if the israelis and palestinians really wanted peace they would get some new leaders...'

Yeah, I think Kmart has a Blue Light Special on new leaders - today only !

Hank D Dripping wet dollars

Where were you yesterday? You missed my Crusade for Violence.

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On the guns issue - should be mandatory to carry a weapon - concealed or otherwise. Fucking place is getting too crowded..;)

Colin 26 weeks of Military Occupation

Push them into a corner and it will come back to haunt the United States and the rest of the world.
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yeah, I don't think saudi/iraqi/kuwati oil glowing in the dark will be usable for generations if Israel pushed in the corner
Serge Larry Flynt in the news again!

vote for Hank!

spanno

sharon is a war criminal and arafat seems to be involved in terrorism, I think if the israelis and palestinians really wanted peace they would get some new leaders...

spanno

I'm on Hank's Team!
Colin 26 weeks of Occupation

You had ancestors here that early?
That's a nice ancestral tree someone kept. ;)

I like to think that mine were poor farmers in Italy and France. This is a story, of course. Given that this was like 15 generations ago, each of those 32,000+ direct ancestors only contributed .000031 of my DNA so that's pretty meaningless in a sense. I'm probably as much Navajo as I am descended from those farmers.

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America has it's own history of occupation. My ancestors took away the land of the native Americans and put them in camps in which many still live.
Colin 26 weeks of Occupation

Once again I have to state for the record....

Conquer both Mexico and Canada, enslave their uneducated and socialist (respectively) populations, and rape and pillage their natural resources.

No more oil or lumber dependencies.

:)
Hank D Dripping wet dollars

>> Again, what would the US be doing if Mexico was trying to reclaim S. Cali, or Texas?

actualyl funny you shoudl say that when I was in vegas last I saw someone a "right winger" I can't remember the name he's famous though and he was saying immigration should be cracked down on because the Mexicans were taking over by just jumping the border and moving in!

so perhaps you should attack mexico!

spanno

My feelings exactly. BUT make no mistake, Israel will never be pushed into the sea. Whatever it takes they will defend their right to exist.

Eventually Israel has to wage a war to end all wars against these fuckers because they know what these people want while over here people don't understand. Push them into a corner and it will come back to haunt the United States and the rest of the world. Tough decisions have to be made. Israel is not afraid. They are not asking the United States to fight their battles, just not to help their enemies by being duped over and over again.

mutt

http://www.simplyjimmyd.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=46&mode=thread&order=0

hee hee
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Again, what would the US be doing if Mexico was trying to reclaim S. Cali, or Texas? ( We won then in war did we not?) If the mexicans were sending suicide bombers into crowded malls in LA or San Deigo, Dallas, Houston, Austin killing scores of innocent women, children, and elderly?

I promise you, we would wipe out Mexico, and drive them into the ocean.

...........while our canadien allies would urge us to disarm because they have no laws allowing their citizens to have guns!

;-))))
Serge

SHARON!!!

the bloody dog pissed all over the couch
Ozzy

Spanno, Sharon might not be ready for peace. He is a warrior. The people of Israel were at the peace table ready to sign a deal.

Arafat and palistinians walked away, and started their jihad. So after being exposed to countless MURDERS from PLO TERRORISTS - the people of Israel elected a warrior who they thought would protect them from teh terrorsits.

This is what Sharron is trying to do, he is waging a war to defend his nation!

Again, what would the US be doing if Mexico was trying to reclaim S. Cali, or Texas? ( We won then in war did we not?) If the mexicans were sending suicide bombers into crowded malls in LA or San Deigo, Dallas, Houston, Austin killing scores of innocent women, children, and elderly?

I promise you, we would wipe out Mexico, and drive them into the ocean.

There is no difference with Israel!

Mike AI

Palistinians want a nation, they have Jordan. Of course when Kin Hussein butchered them by the thousands in the refugee camps not one arab nation said a word. Because they knew the "palistinian" problem is one they all have to face....

Mike AI
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Jordan is responcible for more palestinian deaths than Israel EVER be...but...
it's INCONVENIENT to remember that to arabs, so they don't....
Serge

Arafat had his chance to make a peace - one that Clinto forced down Israels throat.

Arafat could have had a country and a homeland for his people. But arafat would rather go down in history books as a "warrior" then a peacemaker.

Arafat could not seize the opportunity and become a leader of a nation - rather he would rather remain leader of a terrorist group.

Reality is there will be no peace from the palistinians until Israel is driven into the sea...

We need to understand this, an let Israel defeat these cockholsters once and for all in battle.

Palistinians want a nation, they have Jordan. Of course when Kin Hussein butchered them by the thousands in the refugee camps not one arab nation said a word. Because they knew the "palistinian" problem is one they all have to face....

Mike AI

geees, what does a guy have to do to not get his posts edited. I feel like I'm in my homeland of Russia
BV_Adultmail Serge, does this mean you won't edit my posts anymore
Fri, 12 Apr - 09:17:50 68.5.79.204 Post #: 74323
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really? you are from Russia???

what does it mean in Russian:
"Poshiol na khui, mudak!"
;-)))

as for what one has to do part,
it's rathe rsimple...
if you run free site,
you have to do NOTHING,
post your tags all day long and see if we care.

if you run commercial sites-
put text link or Oprano button on the URL you promote in your tags.

if you run commercial web site and would rather spend your ad dollars somewhere and USE oprano as freebie-
this is where my Russian directions apply!
;-))
Serge

I'm not convinced sharon wants peace and I'm not sure arafat does either maybe the only way to solve the problems is to let them fight it out some more I just feel sorry for the innocent people that are getting fucked over, both israelis and palestinians and I think the wrongs done against the palestinians far outnumber whats been done against israel

spanno

MIke, we're in vehement agreement then. I shudder to think what would have happened if Clinton was in office for 9/11

On the guns issue - should be mandatory to carry a weapon - concealed or otherwise. Fucking place is getting too crowded..;)
Hank D Dripping wet dollars

BV - in order to use the URL line to promote other sites, and programs you should have a recirpical link from those pages.

I bet D$ would give one to Oprano... we have nothing but love for DMizzle! ;-)

Oh an my attorneys are standing by!

Mike AI

I really think maybe usa and rest of world should stay out of the business of other countries as much as possible

spanno

HEllo my gay friends, I am back. Damn Tire.

OHHH , my coconut juice and papaya drink tastes good. Natural freshness. Ever wonder how all that water gets in the cocnut. It gests sucked all thee way up there while filtering through the fibers of a coconut tree. Hmmmm simply delicious. I wlll send you one Mike..

The Producer

Hank I agree with you, I meant to say Bush is doing better then Gore and Clinton would have in the war in Afgansitan, and otehr issues.

As far as Israel, he is confusing issues and making our enemies stronger!
Mike AI

Hank,
good point also...
"some" policy with clear cut goals and principles is BETTER than no policy at all.
I am not big fan of Clinton and his plan for Palestinian state but....
if palestinians took the proposal,
we'd have PEACE in the region today,
and as we russians say:
Bad Peace is better than GOOD war.

looking backwards,
too bad it didn't go thru.
Serge

CAM you are right. Bush has been following old strategy of being middle man in negotiations.

Was the US middle man between Germany and England for WWII? Did we try to broker a deal with the Japs and China?

Bush is going to end up winning the battle over Afganistan, and probably over Al Quade - but he is going to LOSE THE WAR!

There will be new groups of islamic radicals who will take the place of alquada, and plo and others unless we defeat them all with our ALLIES.

Mike AI

geees, what does a guy have to do to not get his posts edited. I feel like I'm in my homeland of Russia
BV_Adultmail Serge, does this mean you won't edit my posts anymore

'While there is no doubt Bush is better then Gore, and Clinton - he is still very dissapointing!'

Mike, I have to disagree with you here. It was Bush's VERY clear signals to the world that he wouldn't carry on with our MidEast diplomatic efforts that emboldened the Islamic militants. His foreign policy (or lack of it actually) is a direct cause of today's crisis. Argument can be made that it would have happened anyway and this may be true. But we'll never know now, will we ?

Hank D Dripping wet dollars

Cam,

You are right...

"By voiding the state ban on concealed weapons, the judges paved the way for anyone to carry a firearm, with no background check or training. That, in turn, has spurred calls for a permitting system that would impose some controls."

A permit system is not far behind now.

Wig

Bush's approval rating tooks it's biggest
drop since his election in the last few days. Of
course he is still one of the higest rated.

He's now standing on the fence post.....US needs
to stay out of the situation unless it get's out
of control.
Let the israelis do what they have to do. Who the
hell our we to tell these people how to fight their
battles.

Netanyahu on the O'Reily Factor the other night
made some very good points.
No matter what, there really is not right or wrong
in this situation but it's part of life and has been since the beginning of time.....get it
over and get over it!
CAM

BV_Adultmail Where webmasters go to laugh and learn
Fri, 12 Apr - 09:07:04 68.5.79.204 Post #: 74317
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I LOVE your tag!
Serge

Cam,

I agree. I don't think just anyone
should be able to carry concealed.
I don't think felons should be able
to posess guns at all. In Texas,
you have to go through a class like
Serge describes. You are also
fingerprinted and have FBI
background check.

In GA, you just have background
check. No class or anything. I
think a class is a good idea.

Other than felons, I think everyone
has a right to own a gun. And, I
think the definition of who is a
felon should be debated as well.

Wig

Serge,

What part of Fl. do you live in?

I'm going to Doral in Miami to play some golf next week. Hope it's as nice as it looks on tv.
BV_Adultmail Where webmasters go to laugh and learn

MikeAI,

I know how you feel. It's starting to
get under my skin, too.

Everything is a big game and nothing is
about right or wrong anymore. ;-(

Wig

MikeAI,
my sentiment exactly!
Serge

Wig....I haven't been able
to find any exact laws on
how it works in Ohio, but
it seems if this verdict sticks
that anyone can carry. Seems
Ohio has no permit system?

At least that's what i've
found so far.
CAM

mike i agree, seems like since reagan all the presidents have been mediators not LEADERS!
dantheman

CAM,
yeap, in NJ I have only one revolver because one of my permits to buy was 89 days old and another 92!
;-)))

In Florida....if you have concealed weapon license, which is given after 4 hours safety class, you can pick up the gun right in the store,
machine guns take a bit longer though.

If you don't have 4 hours of spare time and $200 license fee, you have to wait 48 hours.

I don't carry, my glove compactor in the car is full with CD's
;-)))
Serge (drum roll, please!)

My take on concealed carry....
I personally don't think just
ANYONE should be able to carry
a weapon. But the "average" citizen should have
the ability to apply for a permit
to carry without having to justify it.

CAM

A couple clarifications. First Bush is a pussy. He keeps talking tough on a war on terrorism. How can one declare war on on act. Bush needs to be clear and say we are at war with Militant Fundemental Islam. This includes terror groups like Al Quada, Hamas, Helbolah and should include those nations that support it.

Israel is doing its part, and we are interfereing so we can try and curry favor with the same arab countries who are secretly funneling money to the Islamic Militants.

No way should Powell be meeting with Arafat. He is meeting with a person directing terrorism. By doing this, Powell and the US is just going to increase terrorism by proving that terrorists can continue their actions and use it for negotiations!

While there is no doubt Bush is better then Gore, and Clinton - he is still very dissapointing!

Mike AI

Cam,

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2002/4/10/151135.shtml

Not sure, but I think you still have to
apply and pass background check, etc.

Wig

I think it's good news too...
does Florida allow anyone to carry or
does it require a permit?

Here in NJ as you probably know Serge,
you have to apply for a pistol permit that
takes 30 days and that's just to buy one.
Don't use it in 90days it's void. For a
carry permit you have to justify it by
being a money carrier or high risk.
Basically no "average" citizen in NJ
can carry a concealed weapon.
CAM

Serge
you ever notice
if you watch Cops
it always seems like they are in FL?
hee hee
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

check out this clip, funny as hell

http://3badbros.com/shiznit/Cyber_lovah.asf
BV_Adultmail I love posting old clips posted on Oprano days ago!

CAM, that's a good news, Florida has no problems with consealed weapons and even though Florida makes headlines with elections and other shit,
we don't shoot each other more often than states where gun laws are more restrictive.
Serge

speaking of wig and guns in the US.. :) ... I'm sure a lot of people heard the story of Ohio's lift of carrying concealed weapons, maybe it was posted already.
Seems you don't need a permit to carry a concealed weapon in Ohio. It was a banned practice till yesterday when it was deemed unconstitutional.
Nice....

CAM

I leave "physically, emotionally" part to Cleo,
she goes to the gym, she is physically stronger than me and there are more emotions in her shooting story than I can master over my life time!
;-)))
Serge

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