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Check out Drav with the big brain!!!

SPAMBOT will keep people in check! :-)

Serge, I am amazed at what people think about Israel. Only thing I can think is there is still a big chunk of anti-sementism in this country.

Mike AI

Edd,
Anthony introduced me to this all you can eat sushi place,
next time you are in Florida-
I'll take you there!
Serge

Damn, Serge - that sounds TASTY!! Wish I could join you man! Sushi is my one true vice!

Don't worry, spambot will hold down the fort!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) More Human than YOU, Man....

>>> What is it that the man who makes it does not need; the man who buys it does not use himself, and the person who uses it does so without knowing?

A coffin.

Dravyk All Of 'Em

SPAMBOT IS ONLINE....

hahahahahhahaha,
I can go out for sushi than
;-))

good nite
;-))
Serge

http://foxnews.com/story/0,2933,50164,00.html

well,
I heard the similar theory from KK....with Israel as culprit withholding info from USA.

I wonder what this congress woman's drink of choice is.
Serge

everybody scratch their balls now
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
roflmao

Meni we all know that you are not scratching so much as rubbing ;)

Blondy

SPAMBOT IS ONLINE....
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) More Human than YOU, Man....

I can see everyone at Oprano scratching their collective heads!
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really???

there is no heads on Oprano, everybody scratch their balls now
;-))
Serge

http://foxnews.com/story/0,2933,50164,00.html

You people in Georgia need to recall this lady. She is certifiable...

bet she is related to Alien!

Mike AI

What is it that the man who makes it does not need; the man who buys it does not use himself, and the person who uses it does so without knowing?
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I can see everyone at Oprano scratching their collective heads!

ahaha

Mike AI

What is it that the man who makes it does not need; the man who buys it does not use himself, and the person who uses it does so without knowing?

Blondy
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moscito's fart????
;-))))
Serge (who destroyed Bob's and Hue's mansions???????)

Afternoon all,
been lurking all day and thought I would I would add something to chew on the gumbo. ;)

What is it that the man who makes it does not need; the man who buys it does not use himself, and the person who uses it does so without knowing?

Blondy

<< I might be able to move off my moms porch if we keep this up! >>

I hear there's some nice property on mars these days....ask Serge for details! ;o)
gigi Always ahead of the game....

That VipWeb thing Ken has is phenomenal value for the surfer. If that deal can't retain members nothing can
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Mutt - Exactly! We built this product to creat killer value for the surfer and way above normal conversion rates for our webmasters.

So far, it seems to be a winning formula!

Ken CashQuest 2 - Converting Like the Good Old Days!

At 32, I'm an old man in this biz!

Gigi - That condo sounds nice, but I already have one on Venus. You're welcome to stay there anytime :)

1:30! Damn....we must be slacking off :) We'll try and do better, I promise :)

Ken CashQuest 2 - Converting Like the Good Old Days!

Errr you are right Ken, I am a dork!

http://www.cashquest2.com

Is where to go!! I figured it out to see my stats...

Did I mention 1 in 30?!?!?!

Outrageous!!

Mike AI

somebody just had a good idea. Israel should give up on that desert land and set its sights a little higher, attack France!
Should take about a day and a half to do the job. They can deport most of the French to the Middle East.

That VipWeb thing Ken has is phenomenal value for the surfer. If that deal can't retain members nothing can.
mutt

GiGi, I would say 1 in 30 is pretty good stats! :-)

I might be able to move off my moms porch if we keep this up!

Mike AI

Mike AI!

So YEEER the one sending that mailer traffic....damn...those ratios are kickin'...congrats!

gigi Always ahead of the game....

<< oh, puuuhhllleezee! you are a YOUNGSTER!
;-)))

even your beard can't hide that fact!
;-))) >>

I have to agree with Serge....yer just too fun to bug is all....hehe

So Ken, how about that condo, hmmmm?

gigi Always ahead of the game....

Mike,

Thanks for the good words! Correction on the URL though...

http://www.cashquest2.com

Believe it or not, I've still never built a corporate site at our WebQuest domain. Same damn site has been there for 4 years!
Ken CashQuest 2 - Converting Like the Good Old Days!

Here's a little story from a Saudi website that tells you all you need to know about our "friends" from Saudi Arabia.

http://www.saudinf.com/main/y3969.htm

btw...
212,000,000.00 SAR = 56,532,910.90 USD

Ulfie Make Mr. Cash's birthday even happier

Ken is correct...

My mailers have been kicking ass with http://webquest.net Amazing signups...

Mike AI

Serge - I can't blame Gigi.....the truth hurts!
Ken
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oh, puuuhhllleezee! you are a YOUNGSTER!
;-)))

even your beard can't hide that fact!
;-)))
Serge (who destroyed Bob's and Hue's mansions???????)

Serge - I can't blame Gigi.....the truth hurts!
Ken Hustler VIP now paying on FREE sign-ups

GiGi, you sure?
I think after you said that ken is 85 like me,
he'd be taking care of you instead of properties
;-)))
Serge (who destroyed Bob's and Hue's mansions???????)

<< GiGi,
where do I fax you the deed for the Mars Property? >>

Serge, send it to WebQuest....Ken is taking care of it. ;o)

GiGi Always ahead of the game....

Jim, the weather is nice but some windy...

GiGi,
where do I fax you the deed for the Mars Property?
;-)))
Serge

NP Ken, confusion is understandable in your case....what with your age and all. *runs really fast* :P

<< GiGi,
any time! for you - the World isn't enough! >>

A nice condo on Mars would be nice Serge...can you hook me up? *grin*

GiGi Always ahead of the game....

You give these fuckers a home and I guaranfuckingtee you that when you come back in 50 years and check on how they're doing they'll be sitting there in the exact same place uneducated lazy and dirt poor. This is the legacy of Yassir Arafat to his people.

I had no idea Iraq and the Saudi's were paying out big rewards to the families of suicide bombers.

The Saudis make me absolutely sick.
Bin Laden Shmin Laden.....there are bigger fish to fry. He's a little fish. Time to fry some bigger fish. Crossing my fingers that this Iraq campaign starts sooner than later.

mutt

Isreal is like our pit bull that got out of the yard
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I dunno bout dat..seems like they hold their own without our help a lot. I'd say more like a scrappy sibling.
8-)
runk Got Gay Traffic?

What am i doing in here on my birthday?!?!

Serge...is it raining down south?
MrCash!

Isreal is like our pit bull that got out of the yard...we feed 'em teach 'em and when they get out and bite the neighbor we go to court fight to keep them but in the end...you will have to put em down...keeps your hands as clean as possible..
right now...just a lot of POSTURING!We are just waiting for the right moment!
MrCash!

you sure bout that?
last i heard she WAS a dick

runk Got Gay Traffic?
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Wrong again...
Margaret Thatcher has BALLS,
something lots of politicians are missing now a days
Serge

and they won't let isreal stop until everyone is drawn in and there is an end to this whole drama...via war...
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yes, they play "numbers" game:
if we kill 3 million of Israelis and they kill 3 millions of us-
there are still be 100 mlns left of us and only 3 mils of them.
Serge

do you REALLY believe that those bombings make Israelis pack and go?????
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Absolutely not!
As soon as the isrealis pulled back there was a bombing immediately....I don't think the palestinians want an end to this either...that is what i am saying..they made no progress on their own...and they won't let isreal stop until everyone is drawn in and there is an end to this whole drama...via war...
MrCash!

Cleo...what do you have against dicks anyways?

MrCash!
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Jim, what so good about them?
would you want have one in you?
;-)))
Serge

Margaret Thatcher has no dick,
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you sure bout that?
last i heard she WAS a dick

runk Got Gay Traffic?

GiGi,
any time! for you - the World isn't enough!
;-)))
Serge

Sorry Gigi....but I had to answer that question before I got confused.....which happens pretty often :)

Cleo - referral program coming!
Ken Hustler VIP now paying on FREE sign-ups

I actually think palestine bombs something everytime isreal blinks...because they WANT all this attention to finally get them what they want....their own unoccupied state...
MrCash!
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you do? than how come they didn't take Clinton's proposal and Palestinian UnOccupied State 2 years ago????

do you REALLY believe that those bombings make Israelis pack and go????? You don't know Israelis.
Serge

Ok Im tired.
make that if all leaders were
women instead of all women were leaders.
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

You think it might have something to do with the fact that most leaders have dicks
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Cleo...what do you have against dicks anyways?

MrCash!

You think it might have something to do with the fact that most leaders have dicks?
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Thats not a bad thing. I think
the world is a safer place
with men in office opposed
to women. Imagine if all
women were leaders, or just
a few, once a month someone
would be getting bombed.
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

<< Today's marketing is:
HIT THEM BETWEEN THE EYES and from the both barrels!

woiks for me! >>

You are a wealth of information Serge...I learn something new from you everyday! *grin*

GiGi Always ahead of the game....

You think it might have something to do with the fact that most leaders have dicks?

Cleo
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Ignorance is Bliss!

Margaret Tatcher has no dick,
which hasn't helped argentianians much during the Falklend's War.

India became Nuclear Power during...dickless Indira Ghandi.
Serge

Countries would rather take arabs word today that they be good than deal with consequences of arabs going back on their word tomorrow.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

For some reason Serge...i don't see that happening this time..

I actually think palestine bombs something everytime isreal blinks...because they WANT all this attention to finally get them what they want....their own unoccupied state...
MrCash!

Well damn Ken! You just killed the suspense I was attempting to invoke here! hahaha
((((((((((********************)))))))))))))

GiGi,
building suspense is an old school...antics.

Today's marketing is:
HIT THEM BETWEEN THE EYES and from the both barrels!

woiks for me!
;-))
Serge

isn't isreal done kicking their ass yet?
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NO, current USA policy is to have everybody to fight terrorism, except Israel.

why do countries drag this shit out?
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because countries care more about possible interruption of oil flow from Middle East than about their balls in the vices if Israel is not there to be our outpost and keep things in check. Countries would rather take arabs word today that they be good than deal with consequences of arabs going back on their word tomorrow.
Serge

why do countries drag this shit out?
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You think it might have something to do with the fact that most leaders have dicks?

Cleo (clinically insane)

mr. cash,
do I get a parachute?
or 20 virgins?
runk Got Gay Traffic?

Ken
About the only thing that I see missing is a webmaster referral fee.

Cleo_LinkUP (Surreal Realities)

why do countries drag this shit out?

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war makes money for the military industrialists,
it influences elections and it rallies the people.
keeps 'em in line.

runk Got Gay Traffic?

<< Now, next week we'll be launching a WebQuest version of VIPweb which will allow you to promte various WQ sites and members will get access to all of our sites and all of Hustler's sites.

Same thing as HustlerVIP, but in reverse :)

For example, if you want to promote ALLXXX.com or PetiteBabes.com (both CashQuest sites), you'll need to sign-up for the WebQuest version of VIP. >>

Well damn Ken! You just killed the suspense I was attempting to invoke here! hahaha

There you have it folks....right from the horses mouth. :D

GiGi Always ahead of the game....

Hey All :o)

I see alot of talk about the new HustlerVIP proggy....it's some pretty cool stuff!

Now I bet you just can't wait to see what WebQuest has up it's sleeve next! *innocent grin*

GiGi Always ahead of the game....

Hey Runk! I hear Saddam is giving $25K to plane hijackers!
MrCash!

Ken
Sounds clear to me. I'm already signed up with CashQuest, have been for years, they have some nice niche stuff.

Cleo_LinkUP (Surreal Realities) Looks like an ad for Hustler VIP to me

isn't isreal done kicking their ass yet?
why do countries drag this shit out?

kill 'em all....let god(or allah) sort em out!
MrCash!

from simplyjimmyd.com

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

*29 have been accused of spousal abuse
*7 have been arrested for fraud
*19 have been accused of writing bad checks
*117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
*3 have done time for assault
*71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
*14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
*8 have been arrested for shoplifting
*21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
*84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year.

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress - the same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

Meni69

Cleo,

Good question!

Actually, here is the deal we (WebQuest)has with Hustler. Bear with me, because it's a little confusing :)

As part of HustlerVIP, you can directly promote any of the FlyntDigital sites (we have a VIP version for each site). You can then tell your surfers that they get access to all the Hustler sites PLUS over 30 additional Premium Mega Sites!

But, you can't mention the WQ sites by name in your promotion. However, when the surfer get's the HustlerVIP, they will see all of the CashQuest sites listed, along with a detailed description.

Now, next week we'll be launching a WebQuest version of VIPweb which will allow you to promte various WQ sites and members will get access to all of our sites and all of Hustler's sites.

Same thing as HustlerVIP, but in reverse :)

For example, if you want to promote ALLXXX.com or PetiteBabes.com (both CashQuest sites), you'll need to sign-up for the WebQuest version of VIP.

Confused yet? :)

Ken Hustler VIP now paying on FREE sign-ups

hey my servers have arrived! see ya!
spanno
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thank you, God!!!!!!

hopefully I saw the end of this idiotic moron.
Serge (who destroyed Bob's and Hue's mansions???????)

Holy Shit Serge!...how did i miss this jewel of a post?!?!?!
MrCash!
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I dunno...it was all over arab press, who ask for donations to finance terrorist groups.

Serge (who destroyed Bob's and Hue's mansions???????)

hey my servers have arrived! see ya!
spanno

Serge:
Again, what would the US be doing if Mexico was trying to reclaim S. Cali, or Texas?
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besides the fact we are governed by the Talibaptist...

they let us carry and conceal weapons down here ;-))

I don't think the military would even have to get involved!

peace
greg

ps... producer... its Ariel and "ME"!
greg where do I get buttons for my tags???

The media and government of the United States has historically backed the Israelis while they bulldoze homes and shoot innocent Palestinians yet when they fight back they are called "terrorists". In 1982, current Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon was Defence Minister and gave the green light to Lebanese Christian Militia to enter the refugee camps of Sabra and Shatila in west Beirut, which consequently resulted in the massacre, torture and rape of hundreds of unarmed civilians, mainly women and children.
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Holy Shit Serge!...how did i miss this jewel of a post?!?!?!
MrCash!

Come out and join me on D$'s radio show in just a few minutes.

I understand the theme is, "It's friday, ya don't have shit ta do. I'm gonna get you high today!" - the movie Friday
;))

Hope to see you there!
http://www.d-moneyshow.com/liveshow.html

Amber Hustler Hugs!

I was up on my roof blower off the leaves. Damn 3 showers already today.

Ken
So it is ok to advertise that they get access to all of your sites and Cashquest's sites for free for one day?

PS: you may want to stop by my board, http://opranosearch.com/msgboard/ since it is read by many webmasters who spend their days building.

Cleo_LinkUP (Surreal Realities) Take my traffic

Ken,
if I lose you can call me Liberal Democrat or KKK member,
I'll puke at both!
;-)))
Serge (who destroyed Bob's and Hue's mansions???????)

Serge - I'm gonna hold you to that! And what will we call you if you lose?

Thanks for the good words Meni!
Ken Hustler VIP now paying on FREE sign-ups

I hope you follow all the rules of a good experiment Serge. ;)
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Colin,
you betcha,
;-)))
Serge (who destroyed Bob's and Hue's mansions???????)

YES. We LOVE double opt-in mailer traffic!

Ken Hustler VIP now paying on FREE sign-ups
Fri, 12 Apr - 11:33:23 207.175.251.201 Post #: 74422
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so what are you doing here????
;-))))

go to http://oprano.com/tgp2/
and if you won't get few thousands sign ups per day commitment by the end of the day-
my name is not Serge
;-)))

EVERYBODY there have contact information, some including PHONE for faster response and..LMK how it was
;-)))

Serge (who destroyed Bob's and Hue's mansions???????)

I hope you follow all the rules of a good experiment Serge. ;)

gimme a few hours and I'll have results of traffic test which might benefit your greatly, I'll know the traffic quality in about 6 hours.
Pro Israel Colin 26 weeks of Military Occupation

YES. We LOVE double opt-in mailer traffic!

Ken Hustler VIP now paying on FREE sign-ups

Serge,

Conversions are 3x as good as our paid trial program, which would equal a $60 payout on paid trials.

If you remember, some have tried to do a legitimate FREE trial program at $25 flat and couldn't make it work.

Also, programs like Sexkey, etc convert well enough to only pay $15 and their webmasters seem to be pretty happy :)

I think $20 is the max you can pay on a true FREE Trial - e.g. no cross selling, double billing, etc

The combination of a low monthly price point, brand name and TON's of Premium Content, makes it a no brainer for the customer.

Most AVS's have 50,000+ sites, but very little Quality Content.

This is the best of both worlds....
Ken Hustler VIP now paying on FREE sign-ups

Some levity away from the middle east.

http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/12/ozzy.star/index.html

Ozzy, MTV and crew have done a great job. I have tuned into every episode thus far. Good shit!

Jesse

it did?????

I thought you selling your cats now because you can't afford cat food anymore...
Serge (who destroyed Bob's and Hue's mansions???????)

I love flyntdigital.com
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Cleo,
Oprano NEVER been a great place for making money tips...
quoting SweetT from National Net,
Oprano is more oriented towards those who wanna get OUT of this business than to just get in
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Serge
Better not tell anybody how much my income has gone up since finding Oprano and meeting you Serge.

Cleo_LinkUP (Surreal Realities) Take my traffic

Ken,
$20 DOES sound low...unless conversions based upon name brand recognition compensate for lower payouts.

We have few webmasters here who swear by Flynt Digital,
it will be interesting to hear from them in a week to see the results of those free AVS like memberships.

do you take "double opted" traffic as well?
Serge

Finally a good topic, how to make money.

Cleo_LinkUP
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Cleo,
Oprano NEVER been a great place for making money tips...
quoting SweetT from National Net,
Oprano is more oriented towards those who wanna get OUT of this business than to just get in
;-)))
Serge

HustlerVIP works like this...

Surfer signs up for HustlerVIP, BarelyLegalVIP, etc and get's access to ALL Hustler sites, ALL CashQuest sites and about 25 new sites that we just built....

Customer get ALL of this with a FREE Trial and if they stay a member,we only charge $19.99 a month.

It's designed to look like an AVS for mega sites, which seems to be doing the trick with conversion rates. Current converting 1:90 across the board on a mix of traffic.

By FAR the best value for surfers anywhere.

We're paying $20 per FREE trial with NO gimmicks to surfer.

Ken Hustler VIP now paying on FREE sign-ups

Ken,
yes, they could....we can only speculate what prevented them from doing that...
Daughter's inability to fill daddy's big shoes?
Money problems affecting the judgements?

we'll never know...

gimme a few hours and I'll have results of traffic test which might benefit your greatly, I'll know the traffic quality in about 6 hours.
Serge (who destroyed Bob's and Hue's mansions???????)

Finally a good topic, how to make money.

Cleo_LinkUP (Surreal Realities)

Serge,

True, competition is always a factor, but they could still be thriving today with decent market share if they would have used their BRAND NAME's effectivly, instead of depending so much on print media.

Today, Hustler slaps their brand name on anything and it sells twice as good as the same product without their name.
Ken Hustler VIP now paying on FREE sign-ups

Ken,
how exactly new free sign ups work?
Serge (who destroyed Bob's and Hue's mansions???????)

Those fine gentleman were doomed by their own lack of foresight!
Ken
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still...without competition Larry brought into the game for them, those 2 can be #1 and make their money by suing MikeFold and FM...
Serge

Well, this place is fun but I think I'll take the tattoed half out to do something useful.
Bike needs polishing..:)
Hank D Dripping wet dollars

Hey, I'm a Jew-in-training, you know that, lol !!

Hank D
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Damn...now I know why 1/2 of your dick is circumsized and another 1/2 has tatoo on it!

;-))
Serge

(who destroyed Bob's and Hue's mansions???????)
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Serge,

I think you give Larry too much credit. Those fine gentleman were doomed by their own lack of foresight!
Ken Hustler VIP now paying on FREE sign-ups

Hey, I'm a Jew-in-training, you know that, lol !!

Hank D Dripping wet dollars

Hank,
that was a low blow! I can't live with myself anymore now when you brought it up into the open..

good bye, world....

(BTW, FYI, GOIM = NON JEW, it's not exactly a "curse")

Serge (who destroyed Bob's and Hue's mansions???????)

Everything and everyone runs faster round those parts, dave !

Great place for target practice
Hank D Dripping wet dollars

"..some really tasty ones in the Hackensack River, right around Secaucus... "

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Last one I saw up there had legs and a beak. I think evolution runs faster near Port Elizabeth.

DaveAFX

You keep on calling me names , Serge and I'll destroy your reputation.

Tell everyone you're a nice guy, Baptist, Democratic sympathizer, ACLU member, Al Sharpton financial supporter, etc, etc

The truth WILL set you free.

Hank D Dripping wet dollars

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