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Yeah Serge, I know that Granny was finally happy meeting the other legend!

Granny is everyone's Granny - that is how she is!


Mike AI
Sat, 06 Apr - 17:12:51 66.157.52.195 Post #: 72400


he is a formidable opponent now
***********************

Serge, as I have told you,
You have yet to experience
my best. Yeah Yeah Yeah,
Timon or some other jackass
will have a field day with
this post.
:-))))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
Sat, 06 Apr - 17:07:43 151.204.103.118 Post #: 72399


you forgot one person who is a legend in her own right...
Granny!!!!!!
I finally met a legend!
Serge
Sat, 06 Apr - 17:03:20 66.157.52.195 Post #: 72398




Man waht a great party.... lots of crawfish, good BBQ, good company, good weather - does not get any better!

IT was nice to have Sharky and his family, WIG and his family, Ulfie, Serge, and the rest of everyone join us for our annual Crawfish Boil!

I am worn out.... to much sun, fun, food, and alcohol!


Mike AI
Sat, 06 Apr - 17:01:30 66.157.52.195 Post #: 72397


I don't believe the gossip, i think Serge will be fine, if Mike was really going to perform a human sacrifice I don't think it would be Serge.
**************************

human sacrifice did take place...
Buff was sacrificed to play chess with me
;-)))
Serge
Sat, 06 Apr - 16:55:29 66.157.52.195 Post #: 72396


how many crawfish will be murdered today in this macabre ritual going down in the bayou?
******************************

200 pounds...wow!!!!

and...Voodoo, Sharky came a looooooooooooong way, baby,
he is a formidable opponent now,
I was impressed!


Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)
Sat, 06 Apr - 16:54:10 66.157.52.195 Post #: 72395


http://www.orionent.com/u/store/vietnam2.jpg
---

DAYUMN!!!!
Timon, from this distance you look kinda cute ...

can't wait to see what you have to show us next week :-)))

morning opranauts!!
cj (vaginator) $1 813 200 remaining in the LARGEST EVER PREPAY!!
Sat, 06 Apr - 16:12:13 210.49.49.142 Post #: 72394


Timon -

In answer to your question, "wtfay?", I am . . . well, I'm me of course - who else would I be? =0)
Gavster
Sat, 06 Apr - 15:56:35 24.205.219.224 Post #: 72393



fyi, Mike says he is half Jewish on some side of his family.
Maybe, but he is also an octaroon, meaning he has one eighth African Creole blood.

recap
Billy <--- Quadroon
MikeAI<--- Octaroon
Edd <--- Maroon


mutt
Sat, 06 Apr - 14:44:36 66.185.85.76 Post #: 72392



how many crawfish will be murdered today in this macabre ritual going down in the bayou?

Lotta people don't know that several key figures,if not all, in the HiRise company are priests and practioners of the voodoo religion.
Billy is a quadroon, i was told that he is a great grandson of a Voodoo Queen.

I don't believe the gossip, i think Serge will be fine, if Mike was really going to perform a human sacrifice I don't think it would be Serge.


mutt
Sat, 06 Apr - 14:41:12 66.185.85.76 Post #: 72391



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Let the Olsen Twins 18th Birthday Countdown Begin!
mutt
Sat, 06 Apr - 12:35:00 66.185.85.76 Post #: 72390


Help! I never did femdom sites. Who's a good sponsor?
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Sat, 06 Apr - 12:22:33 24.242.225.234 Post #: 72389


voodooman
Scratching their heads or their balls?

Cleo (two girls, one body, no problem)
Sat, 06 Apr - 11:12:23 208.61.44.30 Post #: 72388


Cleo,

If only I wasnt such a good friend.
I could let some info slip about
some people that would keep people
scratching their heads for months.
But, Off you go little story tellers.
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?) THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE!!!
Sat, 06 Apr - 11:06:44 151.204.103.118 Post #: 72387


Blondy,
I just hope I can get through it. BTW, I read your post on the nameless board. I have a jinx with any GM product...if I drive one, it falls apart.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Sat, 06 Apr - 11:01:48 24.242.225.234 Post #: 72386


voodooman
I think you really need to take another look in the mirror. I've seen the lust in Serge's eyes when you are in the room, lust that only a man can have for a man.

Cleo (two girls, one body, no problem)
Sat, 06 Apr - 11:00:18 208.61.44.30 Post #: 72385


Timon,
A world of frustation it is. I live in a world of computer illiterates.:(((
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Sat, 06 Apr - 10:55:45 24.242.225.234 Post #: 72384


Ok Ok Ok, Ill come clean.
Im a lesbian and have been
all my adult life.
A lesbian with a big clit.
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?) THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE!!!
Sat, 06 Apr - 10:54:23 151.204.103.118 Post #: 72383


http://www.dawn.com/weekly/mazdak/mazdak.htm
grimm (Blow Me)
Sat, 06 Apr - 09:43:14 68.11.57.77 Post #: 72382


Yes voo, just like when someone trips in a busy street
and laughs to act like he's not embarrassed...

Timon
Sat, 06 Apr - 09:42:06 66.181.168.115 Post #: 72381


Leela
Are you lost, did you think maybe we would all enjoy your consoles?

VooDoDo
It's ok, you can declare your lust for Serge on the boards.

Cleo_LinkUP (WHAT THE FUCK!!!)
Sat, 06 Apr - 09:37:53 208.61.44.30 Post #: 72380


hahaha, I just have to laugh
at all of you. Your quite
amusing.

voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?) YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
Sat, 06 Apr - 09:35:24 151.204.103.118 Post #: 72379


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Sat, 06 Apr - 09:30:43 203.107.130.10 Post #: 72378


hm sorry, I meant homosexual men ;-)

Timon
Sat, 06 Apr - 09:30:08 66.181.168.115 Post #: 72377


Right, closet faggots who pretend to be straight are lame cowards.

Timon
Sat, 06 Apr - 09:28:37 66.181.168.115 Post #: 72376




Oh, so let me see if I can get this "straight" hehe,,,

If you are gay you have to come out and say it. They you are cool. If you are gay and you pretend you are not then you are a dork?



The Producer sOmE PrOmO PleaSe
Sat, 06 Apr - 09:26:47 12.43.108.57 Post #: 72375


OK, who is selling the rose-colored glasses here?

I wanna try a pair.


Monk
Sat, 06 Apr - 09:24:48 156.34.181.19 Post #: 72374


That's better than flesh stick your kind likes to suck on!

Timon
Sat, 06 Apr - 09:23:44 66.181.168.115 Post #: 72373


Tim, I think you have had
a little to much Tai-Stick.
:-))

voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?) YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
Sat, 06 Apr - 09:16:40 151.204.103.118 Post #: 72372


Producer, we're only anti closet gays!

Timon
Sat, 06 Apr - 09:13:04 66.181.168.115 Post #: 72371


Just stating facts.
*******************************
You mean you already admitted you're gay??
I must have missed that then :-((

Well congrats for coming out!!

Timon
Sat, 06 Apr - 09:11:49 66.181.168.115 Post #: 72370


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Hey is this board anti-gay.....Lemme get my bat..hehe, just kidding. Hey, I go to the nude beach...
The Producer sOmE PrOmO PleaSe
Sat, 06 Apr - 09:06:21 12.43.108.57 Post #: 72369


Tim, Im not denying anything.
Just stating facts.

voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?) YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
Sat, 06 Apr - 09:04:27 151.204.103.118 Post #: 72368


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Sat, 06 Apr - 09:01:36 203.107.130.10 Post #: 72367


voo, this denying you're gay thing is becoming really old...
when will you finally give it a rest?

Timon
Sat, 06 Apr - 09:00:24 66.181.168.115 Post #: 72366


BEEEEEP, wrong answer, and I
thought you was smart.
I guess I should have known though.
Anyone that thinks Im gay, is
just a cockholster.
:-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
Sat, 06 Apr - 08:57:54 151.204.103.118 Post #: 72365


Well voo, take gay guys for instance who are obviously
queer and are dumb enough to think nobody can tell.... that's
what I call stupid people who don't know they're stupid ;-)

Timon
Sat, 06 Apr - 08:51:22 66.181.168.115 Post #: 72364


Timon,

Whats Do-ma-nhieu mean?

:-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
Sat, 06 Apr - 08:47:25 151.204.103.118 Post #: 72363


http://www.joke-central.com/pic10.html

hahaha this one's funny too ;-))

Timon
Sat, 06 Apr - 08:42:48 66.181.168.115 Post #: 72362


http://www.joke-central.com/pic9.html

ha ha ha


Blondy
Sat, 06 Apr - 08:38:20 24.64.223.205 Post #: 72361


I don't know what I'm doing wrong but this computer keeps shouting
Uh-Oh at me... I must be making mistakes all the time :-((

Enjoy Torone ;-))

Timon
Sat, 06 Apr - 08:25:18 66.181.168.115 Post #: 72360


I see with everyone's popular vote the frog has made a come back :)
*************************************

Blondy,
the "frog" is just a begining....this is a new chapter in advertising and I see that some paysites being working in the same direction
;-)
CREATIVITY and financial resources to implement them is what going to separate men from the boys in the days to come
Serge
Sat, 06 Apr - 08:24:09 66.157.54.136 Post #: 72359


Explaining a 20 yr old lady how to run a website? I hope
she has some prior computer experience or you'll
be in for a world of frustration ;-))

Timon
Sat, 06 Apr - 08:23:51 66.181.168.115 Post #: 72358


I don't know how the 20-YO would take it...
**********************************

I became a beliver that the there is nothing wrong with mysteries of life
;-)))
not all of them should be solved at one's life time
;-))

but....you gave me an idea which I'll surely gonna try
;-))
Serge
Sat, 06 Apr - 08:21:33 66.157.54.136 Post #: 72357


Morning Oprano,
I see with everyone's popular vote the frog has made a come back :)

Torone you do have a tough job.;)


Blondy
Sat, 06 Apr - 08:20:15 24.64.223.205 Post #: 72356


Serge
I intend to. She's my daughter-in-law's cousin. Besides, having lived in Cajunland for awhile, I've gotten in the habit of squeezing my old lady's butt whenever I kiss her; and she likes it. I don't know how the 20-YO would take it...
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Sat, 06 Apr - 08:17:29 24.242.225.234 Post #: 72355


Torone,
stay away from 20 years old, they are NOTHING but trouble
;_)))
Serge
Sat, 06 Apr - 08:13:47 66.157.54.136 Post #: 72354


Serge,
That was a very profound statement!:}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Sat, 06 Apr - 08:05:54 24.242.225.234 Post #: 72353


On the lighter side, I have a really hard chore this afternoon. I gotta initiate a 20-year-old young lady into the webmastring profession. She wants me to help her build a femdom site. I work so hard...
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Sat, 06 Apr - 08:04:37 24.242.225.234 Post #: 72352


They are communist countries that modified the way they
run their economy for survival reasons...
****************************

well....
one way or another they getting there, let's give them some time...
lots of books was written how to get from capitalism to socialism...nobody ever bothered to write one about getting back to normalcy

Serge
Sat, 06 Apr - 08:04:18 66.157.54.136 Post #: 72351


Timon,
THAT would have pissed off the environmental wackos just some!
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Sat, 06 Apr - 08:01:49 24.242.225.234 Post #: 72350


Billy,
you sure 200lb of craw fish will be enough?
;_))
I brought 20 gallons plastic bad with me to use as doggie bag
;_))
Serge
Sat, 06 Apr - 08:01:35 66.157.54.136 Post #: 72349


Sykk,
I forgot! And it was literally right there under my nose...
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Sat, 06 Apr - 08:00:32 24.242.225.234 Post #: 72348


Too bad you didn't buy it Torone, I would have loved to see
some of that glow-in-the-dark piss you have been bragging about ;-)

Timon
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:58:59 66.181.168.115 Post #: 72347


Damn! If I hadda gone to Tuscaloosa today, I woulda been in the neighborhood for the tail-pinchin' and head-suckin'!:)))
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:58:52 24.242.225.234 Post #: 72346


Timon,
I was kidding about Harry Browne. I know you're throwing your best; but it ain't the same, knowing you don't really mean it. Almost as bad as TE calling me a Communist the other day. He really didn't mean it either (he probably had a few too many that day).

Really, it's too bad Colin had to go. We could have pissed off a few environmentalist wackos by talking about nuclear power. I had a small piss started over at that nameless board with Raw Alex and Laughing Eyes.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:56:48 24.242.225.234 Post #: 72345


Serge, true, China and especially Vietnam are winding it down
trying not to make the same mistake as Russia did by becoming
capitalist from one day to another...

Timon
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:49:09 66.181.168.115 Post #: 72344


2 snapshots of me in non-communist Vietnam :-)

This was a couple of years ago but if you go there today the
propaganda billboards and red flags are still all over the place.

http://www.orionent.com/u/store/vietnam1.jpg
http://www.orionent.com/u/store/vietnam2.jpg

Timon
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:47:24 66.181.168.115 Post #: 72343


Well it's time !!

Off to Mike's to start cooking the crawfish, don't worry in you are in Phoenix and are going to miss the Boil because I think the Oprano Roving Reporter will be at the Boil to document Serge sucking some heads in his red speedo !!

Vick maybe we should overnight you a few pounds :)


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Sucking Heads and Pinching Tails !
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:46:41 66.157.2.174 Post #: 72342


They are communist countries that modified the way they
run their economy for survival reasons...
*****************************

give them some time,
let the new class put the roots onto society.
Serge
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:46:08 66.157.54.136 Post #: 72341


Laos, N. Korea, CUBA,
that's 3...
as for
"rulled by communists"
guess who is rulling Russia now...
but Russia is NOT a communist country anymore
Serge
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:45:12 66.157.54.136 Post #: 72340


Colin,
I am at Mike's house and I can give you some inside scoop:
tonight we gonna break ground for:
Oprano Compaund,
Helipad in the shape of Oprano "O"
football field, (I am not sure about stadium)

as soon as we stop trading Gray Goose shots with Noah
;-))
Serge
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:43:08 66.157.54.136 Post #: 72339


They are communist countries that modified the way they
run their economy for survival reasons...

Want to see a photo of the average billboard in Saigon?

Timon
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:42:15 66.181.168.115 Post #: 72338


FWIW, I voted for Dr. Browne a couple times :) Even met him once, a very well spoken man with some great ideas, but I wonder iof such a man could really make a difference in Washington? It's one thing to propose what a candidate intends to do, but if they don't know how to play the system, they won't get anywhere......

Toron, did Cuba suddenly stop being Communist? I better go turn on CNN, maybe I missed something?
SykkBoy
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:42:12 216.67.216.227 Post #: 72337


Serge,
Ah, but they are still ruled by the Communists.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:41:36 24.242.225.234 Post #: 72336


It's Saturday. Amanda and I are going shopping. Have a nice day, everyone :)

Colin Insite.
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:41:04 24.164.20.236 Post #: 72335


Serge,
INS is worse than that. When Bush took office, he didn't clean out the liberal-appointed beaurocrats; and that thing with the visas was timed to embarass him.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:40:38 24.242.225.234 Post #: 72334


Laos, N. Korea, China & Vietnam
Timon
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:40:10 66.181.168.115 Post #: 72333


Officially, China and Vietnam.
Torone
*****************************

nope.....both countries adopted market driven economies,
try again!
Serge
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:39:49 66.157.54.136 Post #: 72332


Monk,

Why do you say "at least"?

I don't know anything about the situation with MikeAI. How can I have anything of substance to say about something I know nothing about? This makes perfect sense to me.

So far all I know Mike says one thing and you say another. That sure doesn't tell me enough to comment.


Colin Insite.
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:39:28 24.164.20.236 Post #: 72331


Serge, 4!

Timon
********************

damn!
I know only 2....you are waaayyy ahaead of me
;_))
Serge
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:38:54 66.157.54.136 Post #: 72330


Officially, China and Vietnam.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:38:41 24.242.225.234 Post #: 72329


Still, when we issue visas to dead terrorists...
Torone
********************

Torone, INS is a huge and very outdated machine,
but....let's not bury entire automotive industry just because Ford Pinto was a fuck up of biblical proportions!

Immigration is a good idea which gets implemented sometimes asswards
;-((
Serge
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:37:59 66.157.54.136 Post #: 72328


Serge,
I See! I see!

I guess I haven't fully recovered from that 36-hour drive to and from Tuscaloosa, AL. yet.:}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:37:31 24.242.225.234 Post #: 72327


Serge, 4!

Timon
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:36:54 66.181.168.115 Post #: 72326


Torone,
how many Communist countries are left in the World today?

can you name both of them?
;-))
Serge
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:35:47 66.157.54.136 Post #: 72325


Serge,
I wouldn't have you anywhere but where you are. I don't speak Russian.

Still, when we issue visas to dead terrorists...
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:35:24 24.242.225.234 Post #: 72324


Timon,
"And owners of large corporations should be allowed to collect
no more than $75,000 per years from their business because
nobody needs more than that to live in comfort"

And you are from which Communist country?
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:33:46 24.242.225.234 Post #: 72323


I would say that our immigration laws are already too lax.
******************************

oh yeah?
would you rather had me in Russia?
if it wasn't for those laws,
I'd be pissing with you in different languages
;-)))
Serge
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:33:33 66.157.54.136 Post #: 72322


Read his home page, I am sure you will agree with
his political views ;-)

http://www.harrybrowne2000.org/

Timon
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:33:10 66.181.168.115 Post #: 72321


Come on Torone, don't let me down now, I am throwing some
of my best curve pisses at you ;-))

Reward me with a worthy counter attack ;-))

Timon
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:32:23 66.181.168.115 Post #: 72320


Who's Harry Browne?
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:32:20 24.242.225.234 Post #: 72319


Torone, check again, do you see it now?
;_))
Serge
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:32:06 66.157.54.136 Post #: 72318


Timon,
I would say that our immigration laws are already too lax.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:31:35 24.242.225.234 Post #: 72317


Serge, Tuesday is probably the earliest I can make it....
so many little details to work out...

I wish I wasn't such a perfectionist :-((

Timon
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:30:51 66.181.168.115 Post #: 72316


Serge,
What 'hidden message'?
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:29:52 24.242.225.234 Post #: 72315


Timon,
when will you bring your new stuff to the market?
Monday is a good day to release new things!
;_))

should I pre-empty all non sponsors?
Serge
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:29:17 66.157.54.136 Post #: 72314


What a pitty Harry Browne didn't win the last elections for president...
you voted for him didn't you Torone?

http://www.harrybrowne2000.org/

Timon
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:24:10 66.181.168.115 Post #: 72313


[Timon putting on piss goggles]

Timon
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:17:54 66.181.168.115 Post #: 72312


And owners of large corporations should be allowed to collect
no more than $75,000 per years from their business because
nobody needs more than that to live in comfort, the rest
must be redistributed to Arab assylum seekers.

You agree with me right Torone?

Timon
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:17:02 66.181.168.115 Post #: 72311


I say it's A GOOD IDEA,
if Fatah and Hamas members get on the first flight and their plane lands tail first on Saddam Hussein presidential palace
;-))
Serge
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:14:33 66.157.54.136 Post #: 72310


this should be a decent pissing match ;-))

Timon
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:12:38 66.181.168.115 Post #: 72309


Torone, I believe the USA should provide green cards to all
Palestinians to apologize for what Israel has done to them and
they should be flown in First Class at the expense of the American tax payer...

What do you have to say to me?

Timon
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:12:06 66.181.168.115 Post #: 72308


Torone,
what do you mean "too clear"?
haven't you seen the hidden message?
;-))
Serge
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:11:20 66.157.54.136 Post #: 72307


I sometimes add 'screw 'politically correct'' to my nick; but it won't fit here for some reason...

Anyhow, the board is too clear this am. No piss!

Let's see, what can I come up with?
Torone
Sat, 06 Apr - 07:07:56 24.242.225.234 Post #: 72306


...ah yes, the Dark Side.... it burns brightly in you, young man.


Monk
*****************************

Monk,
I look at it with another perspective:
SURVAVAL OF THE FITTIEST,
it's not 1998 anymore, in case you haven't noticed.
Serge
Sat, 06 Apr - 06:38:56 66.157.54.136 Post #: 72305


IF IT AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH IT, SERGIO!!!!!!!
omar
****************************

yeah, but I LOVE fucking around,
it's my nature
;_))
Serge
Sat, 06 Apr - 06:37:33 66.157.54.136 Post #: 72304


"No, but I am VERY friendly with the Lord DarthMailer"

...ah yes, the Dark Side.... it burns brightly in you, young man.


Monk
Sat, 06 Apr - 06:34:23 156.34.181.19 Post #: 72303


serge, you got replaced overnight!!
************************************

halleluya! praise the Lord!

I now can leave for Italy with easy heart!
;_)))

piss 'em all! piss 'em all!!!
;-))
Serge
Sat, 06 Apr - 06:34:16 66.157.54.136 Post #: 72302


who the fuck are you now....Yoda??
*********************************

No, but I am VERY friendly with the Lord DarthMailer
;-)))
Serge
Sat, 06 Apr - 06:32:39 66.157.54.136 Post #: 72301