oh shit, now serge will read back over last day and realized he missed a whole page of streaming piss!!!

serge, you got replaced overnight!! just as quickly as oprano could change their look!

i know what happened ... serge has been sitting here all day, looking for his message board! but he didn't recognise it and thought it was THAT OTHER BOARD!!!

cj (vaginator) $1 846 900 remaining in the LARGEST EVER PREPAY!!

serge is a fine looking man blondy.
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and I have pictures from my proctologist to prove that!
;-)))
Serge

"worry not about Monk,"

who the fuck are you now....Yoda??

much force, the boy has,
use it well, he must.

Monk

missed me?
******
Serge
Not really
I have this board,
http://opranosearch.com/msgboard/
It keep me amused, it keeps me warm at night, it has my fans, it is all things, it is nothing at all, it is life, it is the fire in which we burn.

Cleo_LinkUP (WHAT THE FUCK!!!)

Serge,

You need some new material.


Monk

It is not good to piss with one's business associates. That is a good way to lose business.
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worry not about Monk,
he can afford to lose $5 in his internet business,
:-)))

every dog owner knows:
the smaller they are-
the louder they bark
;-)))
Serge

"1) It is not good to piss with one's business associates. That is a good way to lose business. I have seen this happen all too often to idiots this year."

Like when MikeAI pissed with SilverCash Mike. Are you calling MikeAI an idiot??

Sincerely, at least your answer was honest, Colin. I can appreciate that.



Monk

Kind of quiet in here. No frog croaking, no Serge pissing.
*********

missed me?
;-)))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

Thanks Jesse!!
And Kudos colin on an amazing speedy delivery! I only emailed it to him an hour ago :-)
cj (vaginator) $1 846 900 remaining in the LARGEST EVER PREPAY!!

cj,

You have written a great article! I thoroughly enjoyed reading it.

Keep it up!


Jesse

Good Morning

Kind of quiet in here. No frog croaking, no Serge pissing.

Maybe Edd can put a cat in heat up there in the Flash making lots of noise, never mind probably a bad idea.

Is everyone sick of song lyrics yet?
It's cold outside
And the paint's peeling off of my walls
There's a man outside
In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette

Now the light fades out
And I'm wondering what I'm doing in a room like this
There's a knock on the door
And just for a second I thought I remembered you

So now I'm alone
Now I can think for myself
About little deals
And S.U.'s
And things that I just don't understand
Like a white lie that night
Or a slight touch at times
I don't think it meant anything to you

So I open the door
It's the `friend' that I'd left in the hallway
"Please sit down"
A candle lit a shadow on a wall near the bed

You know I hate to ask
But, are `friends' electric?
Mine's broke down
And now I've no one to love

So I find out your reason
For the phone calls and smiles
And it hurts
And I'm lonely
And I should never have tried
And I missed you tonight
So it's time to leave
You see this means everything to me




Cleo_LinkUP (WHAT THE FUCK!!!)

Can someone tell me if penis enlargement programs do well on gay sites?

TIA!!

Webfather

Nice background color Colin, I think that just
triggered a migraine...

No way I'm reading that!

Timon

Your inspiration is published.
http://www.tgp2.com/sponsorsperspective.html


Colin What did CJ say when i asked her "How would you "build an empire" with a dollar and a dream?"

colin, i had a flow of inspiration, you got mail :-)
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Yes, Timon, *that's* what I meant
Colin My ego got the better of me.

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Colin, actually it's very good to piss WITH your
business partners, just not AGAINST them ;-))

Timon

Monk,

1) It is not good to piss with one's business associates. That is a good way to lose business. I have seen this happen all too often to idiots this year.

2) I know nothing about the situation. I always think it unwise to carry on conversations about people when one doesn't know anything about it. This is a sure recipe for looking like an idiot.


Colin,
What do you think of MikeAI now that he spams after calling spammers cockholsters for years?? I didn't hear you speaking up about principles yesterday when MikeAI was involved.
Colin Insite

Timon,

:-))
Im going to sleep.
Have a good day!
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

No doubt about our minds being corrupted but Serge didn't
have to help with us being more aware of your sexuality
than you are yourself!

Timon

hahaha, Serge has succeeded in
corrupting your minds once again.

voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Much love to you too my homosexual friend ;-)

Timon

Fuck Off Timon!!!

:-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

I just acidentally clicked past this board while i was looking for it ... my subconscious didn't recognise it LOL
cj (vaginator) $1 847 400 remaining in the LARGEST EVER PREPAY!!

I hear the brothers have big dicks though so you may get
lucky there after all, just don't be shy :-))

Timon

voo, must have been an unpleasant surprise, looking for a
gay bar and ending up in a hip hop bar :-))

Timon

Never, Never, Ever hop in a cab in Brooklyn, and tell the guy, Take you to a club thats jumpin. haha, the dude took us to the hottest place in town, if your not caucasian. :-))))
On a bright note though, there
were tons of hot girls there.
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

R3K, you should know by now this industry can change over night :-)
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True, But I expected an E-mail to warn me of the flash on the front ;-)
I just cant get enough of a virtual Serge in speedos!

Mutt: I like the Monkey! ;0)
R3K

thanks Timon, found a few oddball things there, Jerry Lewis calling Dean Martin a greaseball and both of them saying 'cocksucker' and 'fuck'.

i love fonts. Still trying to find all the ones i had. i joined this site's mailist to get this cute monkey font but the stupid mailist is fucking broken.

http://www.fountain.nu

the monkey looks like the character on Directnic's SiteCreator.
mutt

R3K, you should know by now this industry can change over night :-)

god i love reading a sans serif font! :-)
cj (vaginator) $1 852 400 remaining in the LARGEST EVER PREPAY!!

Wow! Look at the changes..

When did this happen?

Damn, I have been gone to long ;-))
R3K

gavster

wtfay

who the fuck are you
:-)

>>Plug me in and turn me on

cleo, i like those lyrics :-)))


cj (vaginator) $1 855 400 remaining in the LARGEST EVER PREPAY!!

mutt...

http://www.earthstation1.com/jrkyboyz.html

Timon

well la da dee dah!

anybody got some funny websites for me to look at?
mutt

Timon -

Eh?


Gavster Chicks dig me, because I work from home and rarely shower

Gavster - wtfay?

Timon

Timon -

It's 2002 now - you can get a browser better than IE/NutScrape 4.x

Just ask Omar . .


Gavster Chicks dig me, because I work from home and rarely shower

Timon - regarding the font -

"Lighten up, Francis"
- Sgt. Hulka
Gavster Chicks dig me, because I work from home and rarely shower

You all bitching about a cute frog sound but this
HORRIBLE font is OK??
:-(((
Timon

LOL Cleo, Gary Numan Rules.
Robert

I think the frog is in charge of this place!! :-)



Mike AI

ARRGGHH!!! Who changed the fonts in here??
:-((((
Timon

And whats you excuse for joining the happiness express today dantheman? :)
Opti

Opti
Was it good for you too?
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oh yeah... oh yeah :)

feel the love in the oprano air...
Opti

hey cleo, you seem to be feeling good:)

same here;)

dantheman

Opti
Was it good for you too?



We're in the building where they make us grow
And I'm frightened by the liquid engineers
Like you

My Mallory heart is sure to fail
I could crawl around the floor just like I'm real
Like you

The sound of metal I want to be you
I could learn to be a man
Like you

Plug me in and turn me on
Oh everything is moving

I need my treatment it's tomorrow they send me
Singing "I am an American"
Do you?

Picture this if they could make the change
I'd love to pull the wires from the wall
Did you?

And who are you and how can I try?
Here inside I like metal
In you

All I know is no one dies
I'm still confusing love with need


Cleo (i dream of wires)

http://www.cleos-porn-links.com/pics/
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As much as i hoped i didnt expect to see neked pics of you here.... but WTF was that whirly little pop thingy that went off and closed itself when i closed the page?
Opti

There's Nothing Here But Us

Remember, I Was Vapour
Remember, I Was Just Like You
Remember, I Was Liquid
Remember, I Was Someone Too

Remember, I Need Others
Remember, I Need Oxygen
Remember, I Need Lovers
Remember, I Need To Forget

Remember, I Am Human
Remember, I Feel Just Like You
Remember, I Had Reasons
Remember, I Had Friends Like You

Remember, I Grow Tired
Remember, I Could End All This
Remember, I Have Memories

Cleo (i dream of wires) Do you mean like my nekkid pics?

Heya Cleo -

If you like, I can ask Edd to put up a refresh link for you - myself, I just use my mouse and hit the refresh button - seems to work pretty well
Gavster Chicks dig me, because I work from home and rarely shower

Well it couldnt be just me that tried it first :))
Opti

you KNEW that would be the first link i was going for LMAO!!!

--
you sound extra happy! It's nice to live here on days like this eh! :))
--

FUCKIN OATH!!

cj (vaginator) $1 855 400 remaining in the LARGEST EVER PREPAY!!

Cj.. I ahd to find out what lexx was... they have neked pics of teh cast here!
http://lexx.com/

Opti

I don't know I'm sitting here smoking a joint while watching Lexx.

That and looking up song lyrics,
PRAY
Listen to my voice.
We are gathered here today
To speak of things we have to do,
And the friends we have to call,
From the middleground,
From the darkness.

It's been many years,
Many years,
Since we have faced a danger such as this.
There is nowhere left to hide.
No safety in old glories.
No sanctuary.

I've seen the same nightmare in all our dreams,
But now it's come to Earth in search of us,
And through treachery, we are found.
So we must pray to the maker of all things,
And wait for the storm to come.

Maker, we are disciples to your desire.

Maker, we are the voices that sing your praises.

Maker, we are the rage that feeds your devotion.

Maker, rise from the ground and be our salvation.


Cleo (i dream of wires)

Do you have to put your head between your legs to eat?
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Do you niche content of this for sale Cleo? :)

Morning Cj... you sound extra happy! It's nice to live here on days like this eh! :))
Opti

Do you have to put your head between your legs to eat?
----

I prefer doing this with someone else's head :-))))
cj (vaginator) $1 855 400 remaining in the LARGEST EVER PREPAY!!

cj
Actually looking at my globe of the earth you are on that funny looking big island upside down. Do you have to put your head between your legs to eat?

Cleo_LinkUP (WHAT THE FUCK!!!)

*yawn streeeetch*

morning opranauts!!

what a wonderful morning! birds are chirpin, sun is shining, croak sound is gone and i'm ON TOP OF THE WORLD!!!

hope everyone is having a wonderful day!!

cj (vaginator) $1 855 400 remaining in the LARGEST EVER PREPAY!!

Gavster
Look at my board to see how the Archives button is suppose to work,
http://opranosearch.com/msgboard/
I know about this because I broke mine the same way in the past and had to go in and fix it.

You should be able to just click on it without using the drop down menu to refresh the board.

Cleo (i dream of wires)

omar
It took me a good week or more of tweaking before I got my board to look right in Netscape and IE for both Mac and Windows. At one point I almost just said fuck it and was going to just let it go back to whatever the user's defaults were.


Cleo_LinkUP (WHAT THE FUCK!!!) Is this desire or a disease?

"The Oprano Message Archives button is messed up. If you click it, it takes you to the default of January first instead of the current board. "


Er, Cleo - that's just a default position. You use the drop down widgets to choose a date that you are interested in, and then hit the 'date' button . . .

If you require further assistance with the operation of form widgets, just hit me up. =0)


Gavster Chicks dig me, because I work from home and rarely shower

I can't resist... I wanted to see if I was the only one bored of spam... I found this lovely PUBLIC post on NANAE:

Jon,

When I got the spam pasted below, I checked out who was hosting this
"The younger the better" porno site (www.amateuryouth.com). I found it
was listed as being hosted by your company and using your name servers.
Given that, I went your web site (www.whitcon.net), to learn more about
you.

I learned (among other things) that "Each member of Whitaker Consulting
is considered an expert in his own right." I am wondering if you are the
expert in "the younger the better" pornography or is one of your other
staff members the specialist in this area? Of course your site says that
you are all cross trained so it could well be you and several others.

You say you are the "top in our field." You must be pretty proud to so
high up the ladder in the field of "the younger the better" pornography.

Personally, I do not find "the younger the better" pornography to be of
interest. Given this, I have to wonder why you took the time out of your
busy day of creating internet pornography to send an unsolicited
commercial email to me and probably tens of thousands of others of
others including the mailbox of my young daughter. Were you
hoping to recruit my daughter with your email to her?



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Nice to see some people have a sense of humor :-)

Alex
RawAlex

Producer another fine article on video....
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the Producer Open Up and Oprano

Cleo,
http://opranosearch.com/msgboard
looks fine. I can actually read
the words w/o my glasses.
omar

The Oprano Message Archives button is messed up. If you click it, it takes you to the default of January first instead of the current board.

Cleo (i dream of wires)

omar
What does this page look like in your browser?
http://opranosearch.com/msgboard/

Cleo_LinkUP (WHAT THE FUCK!!!)

Still prefer old Netscape. Using 4.79, but if Serge is serious about this new format, I will be forced to use IE so I can see the screen.
omar

sorry, I meant to say Netscape version 4.78 ....
MikeW (Filthy Bastard)

Looks fine on netscape 4.08 .. 4.8 and 6.2.1. Although my vintage installation of Netscape 2.0 does have issues with the new look .... LOL
MikeW (Filthy Bastard)

Damn, in Nutscrape you have to pull the screen closer to your chair to see what the heck is going on... 4.7 actually is pretty common, year 2000 copyright on it.

Most netscape users didn't go much past there, 6.X browsers are pretty funky!

Alex
RawAlex A nice gov'm'nt link.

Omar -

You're still using a 4.x browser?

That's soooooo 1998 . . . . LOL

Gavster Chicks dig me, because I work from home and rarely shower

Are all these stupid changes taking place to please your teenage girlfriends, Mike!#!(?)

Squeaks, froggy sounds, and itty bitty fonts for the Netscape crowd!
omar

The frog must go!

What is this, second grade elementary class????
omar

OPRANO LOOKS LIKE SHIT ON NETSCAPE 4.7

IF IT AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH IT, SERGIO!!!!!!!
omar

Actually, would it not be more apropos if the frog lifted it's leg and let out a high, steady stream of piss?

Just my .02 . . =0)


Gavster Chicks dig me, because I work from home and rarely shower

Why not play with the flash Edd?

Like make the mouse cursor target sites, and everytime you hit the right mouse button it fires a round. Right into the frog?

Just an idea. =o)
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Emi came with Serge - I'm out of here for the night gang - its Tenacious D time! Catching the concert tonight! You kids play nice and have fun with oprano 2.0 - and be nice to the frog! ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) I'm Sing-ing in the RAIN...

no doubt. serge is a fine looking man blondy. are you sweet on him?

did serge go to the mudbug hootenany stag or is the ball and chai......er.......his lovely friend Emi with him?


mutt

Serge isn't in his red Speedos yet is he?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~``
I would love to see that. ;)
Long ass meeting.
Serge strategizing hmmm
Blondy

Cleo gets it! "Viddy well, little brother... viddy well..." Kubrick was a genius - even if Eyes Wide Shut blew goat.
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) I'm Sing-ing in the RAIN...

http://falls.net/wepict6.htm

watching the lift bridge go up and down was exciting. Look at that impressive skyline!
mutt

A bit of the old ultra violence

Cleo (i dream of wires)

Grimmy - actually the "glazzies" reference I made was a Clockwork Orange subreference - bastardized Russian slang for "eye".

Mutt - Society as a whole forgot about the Smothers Brothers. And with good reason. Your childhood must have been quite traumatic, growing up in a town were a pitstop from a hackneyed comedian is an event...
;)

Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

smothers brothers. forgot about them.
bridged the gap between standup comedy and folk music. Folk you pal!

i never really got what my parents thought was so funny about those guys. We did have a Brush with Greatness with Dick Smothers. He stopped at the gas station in the town i grew up. People got pretty excited.
mutt

Font looks good, almost as good as my page ;)

Cleo (completely insane)

hand doesnt cramp up either!
grimm (Blow Me)

Edd, its a pleasure, my friend, not a very long reach:)
grimm (Blow Me)

Glazzies? who are you, one of the smothers brotheres?:)
grimm (Blow Me)

I've always thought so Grimm! You give an excellent "reacharound"!

Smithy - that IS a great looking link! Serge would be proud! ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

I am a frickin' pleasure to be around.
grimm (Blow Me)

oh god that one is horrible. the last one was great Ed.
mutt

grimm is easily pleased. must have been an easy kid to raise.

mutt

and a great looking link to oprano :)
smithy Affiliate that converts !! icq 108338243

I know Cleo - I'm tweaking out the style sheet now! ;)

A little easier on the glazzies, Grimm?
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Like the new font!
grimm (Blow Me)

Producer another fine article on video....



Mike AI

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The Producer SoBeCams - The Feed with T1 Speed - Only 99 Bucks

JMM, no, but someone needs to put your hairy ass on a leash. :-))

Besides, I hear in Quebec, ugly is mandatory. :-))))))

Dravyk

well all i have to say about that is Tabernac! Choleque de merde!

mutt

If anyone can recommend a good lawyer in Canada, especially in the Montreal area, please LMK. Thanks.

Btw, nice Flash. :-)

Dravyk All Of 'Em

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Planning ahead eh Dravyk???

It's OK, it is not against the law to be ugly in Canada anymore, you can go to the cybernet expo. No need to put a lawyer on retainer.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)