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personally I don't think the contest is that interesting. If a member got to sleep with one of the girls he chats with on the site that would be interactive. Any sponsor could put up a contest and fly the winner out to the Bunny Ranch for some sex with a whore he's never met before. Real sex happens on video conferencing sites all the time. mutt Adult Revenue Service - The Second Generation
actually Michael, prostitution is only legal in one state in the very country you live in that I know of. If I'm wrong correct me by all means.
Wed, 01 Aug - 00:22:14 209.180.135.184 Post #: 7199
While beastie is legal in 24, oops, make that 26 states now since 2 more said it was fine.... Don't go that route, you know how it gets. KK .
HEHEH Actually Mutt, Katie fell asleep in her carseat on the ride home. So I carried her up to the bed and put her to sleep... I am going to tuck her into bed a little later.
Wed, 01 Aug - 00:19:28 66.21.168.93 Post #: 7198
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Unless the one with their back to the camera is a girl... can't tell from behind.. interesting sign though.. :-))
Wed, 01 Aug - 00:19:15 216.183.254.20 Post #: 7197
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let's leave that can of worms alone with the moral view or a recurring trend for now.
Wed, 01 Aug - 00:17:46 209.180.135.184 Post #: 7196
As I said, your post -- NOT YOU -- caused me to say what I did upon coming home and seeing the thread -- had their been better ones to use, I'd have done that. I don't expect anyone to live by MY moral views, ask my friend MikeAI for confirmation on that issue, he'll be glad to tell you. KK . ![]()
Hmm DK.. all I see are a bunch of guys shooting the shit!!
Wed, 01 Aug - 00:17:37 216.183.254.20 Post #: 7195
TheEnforcer MakingBank- Start MakingBank today!! KimmyKim, what do you think is wrong with the contest? It is legal in Amsterdam... As I mentioned before we have people doing MUCH worse in this indsutry every day... and they are hailed as "players" "pimps" ( of all thngs) and "indsutry leaders" This includes Beastie sites, Fake Bestie sites, Celeb sites, Spamming, credit card cross billing, promotion of illegal drugs, password sites, etc... etc... Mike AI Adult Revenue Service - The Second Generation nice quality on the feed DK. any reason why you are seperating the audio and video streams? i'm stuffed just reading what you scarfed down Mike. Must be time to read Katie her bedtime story now huh? :) mutt Make the Money your Traffic Deserves with Join 4 Free!
Mike,
Wed, 01 Aug - 00:15:04 64.171.146.244 Post #: 7192
I've always found begging to be quite effective, I love having a man on his knees in front of me. (that's the only way I can look him in the eye) ;-) Red ( Oprano Text Therapist)
KK, why do you feel it is necessary to jump on me every time I post something? Do you feel YOUR moral views are something that we all have to live by? Really, I'm just curious because this seems to be a recurring trend with me and you.
Wed, 01 Aug - 00:13:31 209.166.141.149 Post #: 7191
Ulfie Click Here to protect your privacy ![]()
"Prostitution is legal in Amsterdam so I see no problem with it. (Should be legal here as far as I am concerned) I know from talking to Forest for a few days that he moves fast. He is definately a saavy marketer and has a lot of great ideas. "
Wed, 01 Aug - 00:08:33 209.180.135.184 Post #: 7190
----------------------- and who is that said stupid is as stupid does? Sorry ulfie but your post just so lent itself to that comment. KK yeah right.
Yo Yo..
Wed, 01 Aug - 00:03:13 207.176.11.2 Post #: 7189
It's about to go down in here: http://www.4playradio.com/live.htm Overnight crew is piling in for 2nd day of beta. Put this in your real player: rtsp://pooh.netlineis.com/encoder/4play.ra Its Topless Tuesday and the hotties will be here in a bit. We'd really like to give these multiple T3's a ride tonight. Tune in if you could.. It's gonna be stone cold! DragonKing Silly Rabbit..4Play is for Surfers!
NO has some awesome places to eat. Personally, I'm not that big of a fan of seafood but NO can fool me into thinking I'm eating something else. (Love the Jumbalaya sp?) Best steak places in the world IMHO are in Dallas/Ft. Worth area. They bring the cows in through the back door and they're on your plate 30 minutes later.
Wed, 01 Aug - 00:03:12 209.166.141.149 Post #: 7188
I'm planning a few interesting vacations for next year. One is for Mardi Gras and the other is a tour of Asia. May take a few others but time is precious. It sucks that the harder you work the less time you have to do what you really want to do. :) Ulfie Get $.50 per Unique! Ulfie the original is in New Orleans on Broad Street. For lunch all the politicians and players in the city eat there. It is big time for networking. There is one in the suburbs as well, Metarie... I like that one as well. Mike AI Get $.50 per Unique!
Mike,
Tue, 31 Jul - 23:45:42 209.166.141.149 Post #: 7186
Yeah, his deal was incredible. 2 million was just the cash part, there were other perks as well. They just wanted him off the books before the 4th quarter started. Gotta love corporate America. ;) Btw, where is Ruth's Chris in NO? We have one here in Pittsburgh and the steaks are awesome. Didn't know it started down there. Have to hit it next time I'm down there. Ulfie Get $.50 per Unique! ![]() GP - that is brilliant. A natural! I can see him on Talk Back Live on CNN, Larry King with Ashcroft and Donna Rice. I can see Luke explaining on nationa TV what a Bukakke is! Mike AI Make the Money your Traffic Deserves with Join 4 Free!
Luke,
Tue, 31 Jul - 23:37:47 64.228.244.177 Post #: 7184
I've mapped out your future for you... you might want to take notes. Hire a ghostwriter right away... get them to crank out the autobiographical story of your "spiritual transformation" which led you to walk away from porn. Try to time the release of the book to coincide with the long-promised Ashcroft crackdown. The tie-in publicity will be golden. Then do talking-head appearances on network news stories about Internet porn... provide your expert, in-depth analysis in 20 seconds or less. You'll have to learn to give good sound-bite... unfortunately, your natural style is rather verbose. Then, get an agent and parlay the whole thing into speaking engagements. Charge $10K or more per speech. Share the stage with Donna Rice. Play your cards right and you could end up making more income than the average adult webmaster. You can be out of porn but still make an excellent living from it. GP
Ulfie - 2 million to "retire" not to shabby at all!
Tue, 31 Jul - 23:31:10 66.21.168.93 Post #: 7183
I just got back from a splendid dinner at Brennan's with Katie. IT was awesome. Creole Onion Soup Oyster Rockerfeller Brennan's house salad Black and Redfish with Lump Crabmeat and finally.... Banana's Foster. LIFE IS GOOD! Mike AI Make the Money your Traffic Deserves with Join 4 Free! Serge should be back in about a week... He has sent me E-mail from Paris, he is happy to report he has yet to be robbed like he was in Italy. Mike AI Get $.50 per Unique! Red a new car?? Can you get one of those for $10 ?? haha If I cannot get laid like this, I can revert back to my old ways of BEGGING... Mike AI Click Here to protect your privacy ![]() Luke I will make you a $1,000 bet that you are NOT out by October. And that if you are out by October 1st, that you will be back in before October 1 2002. Mike AI Adult Revenue Service - The Second Generation
Wow, slow night, just got back from a retirement party a little earlier that was incredible. Buddy of mine got 2 mil to retire early. Not bad, eh?
Tue, 31 Jul - 23:17:52 209.166.141.149 Post #: 7179
Prostitution is legal in Amsterdam so I see no problem with it. (Should be legal here as far as I am concerned) I know from talking to Forest for a few days that he moves fast. He is definately a saavy marketer and has a lot of great ideas. I will be in Miami so look for me at the show, I may have something for you. ;) Ulfie Adult Revenue Service - The Second Generation
I am the only one who views this contest as kindof blurring the lines between porn peddler and pimp?
Tue, 31 Jul - 22:45:53 203.164.2.198 Post #: 7178
-- I kinda think this is a line crosser - but its legal and its very innovative. I'm very interested to see the result - and especially what the press has to say about it... good luck on the venture guys, its an interesting one! cj 40 bucks a pop!!
When Does Serge Come Back?....Just Not Enough Piss Around...
Tue, 31 Jul - 22:29:23 65.35.95.167 Post #: 7177
Mr Cash Not Join 4 Free....But Next On The Food Chain..
RRRed... yer not the first woman to not call me... and ya won't be the last...
Tue, 31 Jul - 22:16:48 64.163.55.82 Post #: 7176
:evile: Red, (yeah, da other one... LOL) ICQ me... I want to get some work from you... 6028600 photo These Women never call me, either... ;-( ![]()
I am looking for adult news feeds for my adult webmaster website. I have found news feeds available to intergrate into your site everywhere but none dedicated to adult websites. If anyone knows of such a place please email me at gothbox@wickedlinxxx.com and let me know. Thank you ahead of time.
Tue, 31 Jul - 21:59:36 63.252.241.32 Post #: 7175
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My pleasure Drav.... call anytime!!
Tue, 31 Jul - 21:46:22 216.183.254.20 Post #: 7174
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Bubba, the bastards got me too earlier! :-) What else should one expect from the Board of Serge? :-)))
Tue, 31 Jul - 21:23:29 168.191.31.234 Post #: 7173
Enforcer, good talking with you today! Dravyk Power in your mail box daily Tue, 31 Jul - 20:30:51 216.183.254.20 Post #: 7172
That should be one hell of a grin on the face of the winner of that contest!!
Tue, 31 Jul - 20:29:49 216.183.254.20 Post #: 7171
TheEnforcer Making Bank- 100+ sites at $40 a pop ![]() Tue, 31 Jul - 20:25:52 24.177.254.69 Post #: 7170
Ok, MikeAI, how much do you want to bet that I will be gone from porn by October 1st?
Tue, 31 Jul - 20:25:36 24.130.5.218 Post #: 7169
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I know that Mike.
Tue, 31 Jul - 20:24:32 64.171.146.244 Post #: 7168
And I need a new car. Wanna talk? :-) Red Because porn does not live by pics alone Tue, 31 Jul - 20:17:36 66.21.168.93 Post #: 7167
Luke Ford , Porn News
Tue, 31 Jul - 20:14:05 24.177.254.69 Post #: 7166
Tue, 31 Jul 2001 07:09:22 - IP: 24.130.5.218 - Post # 7225 Luke, you need to get laid! Bubba Adult Revenue Service - The Second Generation ![]() You'd be amazed how fast a country like Antigua would roll over on you from the slightest pressure of US. Which is why you won't find them at the top of the list of "safest offshore jurisdictions". Drewbert http://americanoffshore.com
Wait I was going to have Red ghost write for me!!!
Tue, 31 Jul - 19:38:42 64.171.146.244 Post #: 7164
******** Now Michael, since the girls of the house will be picking the winner and I know how to write for women, that would give you an unfair advantage. It wouldn't be right for me to do. That withstanding, every woman has her price. ;-) RRRed, nah, let's just keep them confused. WE know which one of us they're referring to. :-) Red ( Oprano Text Therapist)
Way to go Forest 'n LittleC
Tue, 31 Jul - 19:35:28 62.166.33.13 Post #: 7163
Bound to get some good things going :) A clarification to the people who are talking about 'getting into pimpin' - they aren't. It says they will take the lucky winner to the red light district, where he can find himself the prostitute of his choice, and get his lay on. That ain't pimpin, that's just doing the red light district a favor :D (okay so I'm liberal, sue me hehe) MadCat GhostField Internet
Peaches,
Tue, 31 Jul - 19:30:36 64.105.76.173 Post #: 7162
For a fuller understanding of the Caymen banks I recomend Omerta, by Mario Puzo Jeff Click Here to protect your privacy Gotta love the fancy lawyers Joee hires. A first year law student could pierce that corporate veil. You guys heard this song yet? Kevin Smith the director supposedly found it by some obscure group and put it in his new Silent Bob and Jay movie. It's pretty funny. Stern said it was the most requested song on his New York radio station. http://www.xoticdesigns.com/Afroman_But_I_Got_High.mp3 Need a fast connection cuz it's 4 MB . Sure to be an anthem for the Wigga Generation! mutt Get $.50 per Unique! ![]()
I have known Tyler (Smutcash) for almost 2 years, he helped me with my site, and always did whatever he stated he would do. I don't know who this Melissa is, or what her agreement is with Klient, but that really has nothing to do with Tyler.
Tue, 31 Jul - 19:24:52 4.60.142.77 Post #: 7160
I'm not saying it has happened or not happened, but Tyler has always lived up to his word, and help with me - so I doubt he would stop now. Temptress T. Trouble in the making... Wait I was going to have Red ghost write for me!!! Mike AI Adult Revenue Service - The Second Generation
You'd be amazed how fast a country like Antigua would roll over on you
Tue, 31 Jul - 19:20:18 63.147.224.5 Post #: 7158
from the slightest pressure of US. I always thought this too, but as far as keeping your cash offshore...I have an old boss that has an estimated $100+Million in the Cayman's. He was busted stealing $56Mil from MCI and many major banks. He was found guilty and ordered to pay fines and restitution. They are putting liens on everything he owns because they are NOT able to touch that money in the Caymans...They know the account numbers, what company names the money is under, the banks, etc. but whatever laws exists to keep that money safe, sure are working for him. He's also avoided any jail time though associates (one of them was working for MCI when they pulled this off) are in prison. It certainly made me re-look at putting money away for a rainy (stormy??) day.....My fear was that Y2K was going to hit and Manuel's Bank of the Islands was going to "lose" all the money ;)) Peaches Click Here to protect your privacy
Forest,
Tue, 31 Jul - 19:18:10 24.247.121.254 Post #: 7157
Unlikely on the naked caddies :) It is in Florida and the host major PGA tour events there so I'm gonna guess that naked caddies would be out. I've never played in the Miami area but the courses south of Tampa were very nice last time I was there, too many retired people there for naked caddies, you'd cause a heart attack :) Toolz 3rd Generation Coming Soon
Its shame you have hard time living with convictions that are not even yours but but are ones that have programmed into your mind to believe. If you didnt have these convictions you certainly would have been richer than many of the "player's" that exhist today in porn.
Tue, 31 Jul - 19:18:08 64.174.156.146 Post #: 7156
Being smarter than 80% of us. And Most importantly more Ballsy than 90% of us. You will be strangely missed and I solute you in a strange way, as you are a strange man. ALIEN Sin City ![]()
Ughhhhh KC that made me sea sick. Kind of a good idea though. I found a script yesterday that does that with your join link :)
Tue, 31 Jul - 19:17:12 24.176.66.99 Post #: 7155
Red I think we need to do something about this ;) Hey Photo I missed you in LA dangit... we were gonna call you and it just never happened :( RRRED Join4free Luke glad you stopped by. We will all miss your accurate reporting! hahaha I have money that you are not going anywhere.... Mike AI Adult Revenue Service - The Second Generation
Toolz
Tue, 31 Jul - 19:15:09 216.201.0.34 Post #: 7153
Ulfie and I are chatting about it I have never played the monster Would like too do they let naked female cadies on the courses down there? Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)
Forest,
Tue, 31 Jul - 19:13:32 24.247.121.254 Post #: 7152
Yeah I play, not good enough to divot up Doral though :) Which course are you going to play? The Blue Monster or one of the others? Toolz 3rd Generation Coming Soon
Reddd,,
Tue, 31 Jul - 19:13:03 216.201.0.34 Post #: 7151
PLease enter....with your gift of words you would be a good entry! Forest (Pithy is as pithy does) ![]()
This is beautiful... It really made me smile. :)
Tue, 31 Jul - 19:11:19 64.166.224.64 Post #: 7150
First of all, this webmaster has been going back and forth with our support about why we terminated them. Then we find this... First of all, it's in Spanish. Secondly, well... take a look for yourself! http://orbita.starmedia.com/~gattas4/ I've got to say, this is one of the most creative moves I've seen! although I'm not sure what they intend on doing with it!! lol KC PayCounter - $0.05/Unique! But don't make your counter float around the screen!
Forest and Little C,
Tue, 31 Jul - 19:11:08 64.171.146.244 Post #: 7149
That is absolutely brilliant. Uhm...is that an 'only men can enter' contest? ;-) Red ( Oprano Text Therapist) Tue, 31 Jul - 19:11:04 216.201.0.34 Post #: 7148 Tue, 31 Jul - 19:09:39 24.26.91.9 Post #: 7147
Good people, I am going to miss all of you very much. But I can no longer keep writing on porn.
Tue, 31 Jul - 19:09:22 24.130.5.218 Post #: 7146
I am going to sell LukeFord.com to the highest bidder and find another job. I know that many of you don't believe me. I've talked many times about leaving. But this time I am serious. And to prove it, I am taking wagers on the matter. I will wager that by October 1st, 2001, I will no longer be writing on porn and will no longer be earning money from porn banner ads. Wanna bet? I know that betting is also a sin but it is permitted in this particular instant as a spur to my doing the moral and upright thing. Chaim Amalek writes: "Luke, ignore the nay-sayers. Secular humanists Fred simply are not willing to concede that there is a God-given moral code which prohibits your involvement in pornography. Such men want you to spend the remainder of your years in their lonely and unfulfilling spiritual ghetto, populated by false imagery provided courtesy of Sumner Redstone and porno/Juden - don't join them! "I think God has other plans for you. Like reconciling real torah-judaism with white supremecy, and thereby saving the white race (on whose largesse we jews depend for so much) from being smothered by a brown tide of third world immigration." Luke Ford Porn News ![]()
Toolz,
Tue, 31 Jul - 19:06:04 216.201.0.34 Post #: 7145
I will be in miami...do you play golf? LMK we are thinking of a little outing at Doral icq 118156620 Forest Golf in Miami? do they have golf courses there? Tue, 31 Jul - 19:05:41 63.100.104.31 Post #: 7144
Mike,
Tue, 31 Jul - 19:03:37 207.176.11.2 Post #: 7143
Your words are so true. If they want you they get you. You'd be amazed how fast a country like Antigua would roll over on you from the slightest pressure of US. They'd turn you over gift wrapped for a few new paved roads! Dra Radio Like You've NEver Seen It!
Mike,
Tue, 31 Jul - 19:00:56 24.247.121.254 Post #: 7142
LMAO, yeah when you think about it, it's definetly above what a lot of people in this industry consider above bar. Forest, Wish you had showed up in Windsor, you certainly seem to be an interesting character, perhaps we'll catch up in Miami. Toolz 3rd Generation Coming Soon Tue, 31 Jul - 18:57:47 216.201.0.34 Post #: 7141 ![]() Toolz, I understand - but it is LEGAL... hell I would say there is not ethical problems with it either. People in this industry do MUCH MUCH worse to get business... Mike AI Get $.50 per Unique!
Toolz,
Tue, 31 Jul - 18:55:20 216.201.0.34 Post #: 7139
Sure why not...It is legal there and if it adds incentive ..Sure Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)
Mike,
Tue, 31 Jul - 18:52:06 24.247.121.254 Post #: 7138
I am the only one who views this contest as kindof blurring the lines between porn peddler and pimp? Don't get me wrong I think the idea is inventive and creative, you just gotta know that now you're beyond porn and into pimpin' What's on the plate next, send enough traffic and we'll fly you over to get stoned? Toolz The 3rd Generation Coming Soon
Got to love Oprano, equal opportunity board!!
Tue, 31 Jul - 18:46:45 65.81.6.215 Post #: 7137
JMM you are so on target its not funny :) MelissaD Nobody is better than me! Alien, I understand the idea behind JoeE's nifty moves. I also know it protects him against people in the business he might happen to get in legal conflicts over. It insulates him from everything but profits. I still beleive if the Feds want you, they will get you... piercing Corproate veils, and the nifty moves JoeE has made is easy for Federal Prosecutors... Mike AI Get $.50 per Unique! ![]() Damn Little C and Forrest - that is some good stuff... I need to join for myself, maybe I will get LUCKY!! Mike AI Make the Money your Traffic Deserves with Join 4 Free!
But the first prize will always remain the same.... Sex!”
Tue, 31 Jul - 18:36:10 207.176.11.3 Post #: 7134
Little C You Go Girl! DragonKing === Flash Cash ===
Simple Mike....
Tue, 31 Jul - 18:34:53 64.174.156.146 Post #: 7133
He don't want to go to prison and be liable for anything. It happens to porners when they get a little older. ALIEN Sin City
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Tue, 31 Jul - 18:30:45 216.201.0.34 Post #: 7132
InterClimax.com Amsterdam, Netherlands Contact: 216-362-1789 U.S.A InterClimax to Give Surfers A Unique Interactive Experience July 31, 2001-Amsterdam, Netherlands. InterClimax.com, the premier adult content service provider, announced today a new era of Inter-Action on the Internet. InterClimax.com is offering members of their websites, www.CamsAtHome.com, www.PrivateDorm.com, and www.RedLightDorm.com the opportunity to win not only a trip to Amsterdam to stay at their world famous Voyeur house, but also the chance to have sex with the woman of their choice. When asked about the contest Claudia Van Lubek, owner of InterClimax.com said “...Not only are we the largest live content company on the Internet we are the FIRST to get our customers Laid!!!!” www.WeGetULAID.com sm is a “First of it’s Kind” contest allowing members of the above sites to write a story about the escapades and antics of the residents and staff at the longest operating Voyeur house in the world. The girls who live in the house will review the stories and select the three lucky winners. Prizes to be awarded are, Third prize- $350.00 to the members “virtual wallet” to be spent at any of their sites, Second prize-$1000.00 in virtual spending, and First prize- An all expense paid weekend to Amsterdam, a party at the Voyeur house in their honor, and a trip to the world famous Red Light District where he may pick the woman of his choice to have sex with. “This is definitely a first for Cyber Space” says Forest Williams, President/CEO of PFC Communications Inc. “...Claudia was ahead of her time by opening the first Voyeur house. Now she creates a whole new type of marketing machine...REAL interaction for the customer...” When asked if this was a one time contest Ms. Van Lubek had this to say, “No way! We have different contests planned for every month of the year with a big contest planned for New Years Eve. But the first prize will always remain the same.... Sex!” Media Inquires PFC Communications Inc. 216-362-1789 # # # Forest Here weeee Goooooooooooo JoeE has gone off the deepend on Brujah for Brujah pointing out that CEN does NOT pay $30 for the AVS sexcheck. IT turns out it is only $15 Brujah was asking JoeE about the "CEN Math" and Joe went a litle crazy. I love hoe Joe says he no longer own CEN or sexcheck.com he is only "managing" these businesses. Sort of like how they never owed the celeb sites the just promote them, and only charge for "bandwidth" I wonder which business school JoeE went to to learn these nifty moves?? Mike AI Make the Money your Traffic Deserves with Join 4 Free! ![]()
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010731/wr/crime_gambling_dc_1.html
Tue, 31 Jul - 18:20:36 216.201.0.34 Post #: 7130
hmmmmmmmm forest Adult Revenue Service - The Second Generation Forest YOU are a regular contrubutor... if people add to the discussion to the flavor, to the GUMBO of the board - they can post spam from time to time.... So go for it Forest!!! I just hope some other people stop trying to take - take - take. As Billy says they make street signs for people like that " ONE WAY" Mike AI Make the Money your Traffic Deserves with Join 4 Free!
Mike I have a press release to post......
Tue, 31 Jul - 18:16:19 216.201.0.34 Post #: 7128
Do I need to attach a witty post? I think you are all going to find it interestin...... forest Make the Money your Traffic Deserves with Join 4 Free!
Melissa, that somewhat reminds me of my philosophy as well...
Tue, 31 Jul - 17:59:57 4.34.164.23 Post #: 7127
1. Free your heart from hatred. Fuck you. 2. Free your mind from worries. What the fuck? 3. Live simply. Get the fuck off my boat. 4. Give more. Fuck that. 5. Expect less Fuck off. 6. Play in the dirt often Fuck me. JMM ( Oprano's Resident Satirist)
Day two of beta testing begins now until
Tue, 31 Jul - 17:29:15 207.176.11.2 Post #: 7126
the wee hours.. Radio is live: rtsp://pooh.netlineis.com/encoder/4play.ra Live feeds goes up later! Erin from 4Plays Naked Weather and Danica from the Naked sports will be taking it off for Topless Tuesdays! Still some prime advertising spots left. We lead the surfers to your join pages! "Shooting" for that Friday Launch! Woot Woot! PattyeCake..get better fast hon!! DragonKing Radio Like You've NEver Seen It! ![]()
I got this in the mail today thought I would share it.
Tue, 31 Jul - 17:26:45 65.81.6.215 Post #: 7125
Play In The Dirt One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be covered up anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. So he invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well and was astonished at what he saw. With every shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off. Moral: Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not giving up! Shake it off and take a step up! Remember the six simple rules to be happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred. 2. Free your mind from worries. 3. Live simply. 4. Give more. 5. Expect less 6. Play in the dirt often MelissaD Nobody is better than me!
Test, this is only a test, ignore.
Tue, 31 Jul - 17:07:18 216.123.143.84 Post #: 7124
Hi! How are you? I post you this message in order to have your advice. See you later. Thanks. :-) GP
Anyone interested in seeing some pictures from the Windsor Conf.?
Tue, 31 Jul - 16:36:06 206.141.212.113 Post #: 7123
http://www.seductivestudios.com/GLWconf/gallery_1.html Hope everyone that attended enjoyed themselves as much as I did :) Candy We pay $$ for good articles!
Wow Klient that was an intelligent comment. Is that the best you've got?
Tue, 31 Jul - 16:32:09 65.81.6.215 Post #: 7122
MelissaD Nobody is better than me
"I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet"
Tue, 31 Jul - 16:30:01 4.34.164.23 Post #: 7121
WORK IT OUT YO!!!! mutt Get $.50 per Unique! Tue, 31 Jul 2001 01:36:10 - IP: 24.112. ============================== A man get's in a terrible car accident and is rushed to the hospital. After a thourough examination, the doctor comes in and says I have good news and bad news. The bad news is, we are going to have to amputate both of your legs. The good news is...the guy in the next bed wants to buy all your shoes. JMM ( Oprano's Resident Satirist) ![]()
well Brad..looks like we may get a chance to chit chat...Miami seems good a place as any! ;-)
Tue, 31 Jul - 16:09:09 66.74.13.18 Post #: 7120
How's the lobster in Miami? Close to louisianna..they have the best shellfish!!!!! yummmy! Kimber Setgo.com....Oprano's alter ego?! :) Tue, 31 Jul - 15:54:16 24.218.204.233 Post #: 7119 D$, you claim to be a peacemaker, and that your show is a peace maker, but I have yet to see Evan post anywhere, or say anything about peace. I have seen possitive vibes from Mike AI, Some from Brad, and other people on one side but nothing from Evan. I do not think there is peace at all. I think and bet that Evan is still being a crybaby about the whole affair. And now you, D-Money, Mr. Egotistical are beleiveing there was peace formed on your show. I haeard the rebroadcast, there is NO peace. Evan was still being a butt-head. If you think that there is peace you must be somoking some of that Chronic Snoops was talking about on Howards show. Wake up D$, you seem to be the only perso who beleives his own hype. Bored Reader Adult Revenue Service - The Second Generation
Bored Reader, I read your posts and while I think you might have been a little harsh on D$ ( he is trying)... you do make a good point.
Tue, 31 Jul - 17:59:33 63.100.104.31 Post #: 7117
So far Evan has not come out of the closet to say anything. I have been dissapointed in him. My hand is extended to him, whenever he wants it... Mike AI Get $.50 per Unique! Wow I step out of the office and we get a CE drive-by spam. Not nice... Of course we do invite Fantasyman to stop by and post anytime about anything! Mike AI Make the Money your Traffic Deserves with Join 4 Free! ![]()
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Tue, 31 Jul - 17:54:47 63.100.104.10 Post #: 7115
MelissaD - excellent moral tale! Halfway reminds me of my Rule - "Don't sweat the small stuff... and Everything is small stuff..." Edd (Sneaky Ninja Webmaster)
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Tue, 31 Jul - 15:34:35 216.77.234.57 Post #: 7114
Let's make this fun.. Let's start the bidding on "porn.to" Webfather ?? Do I hear $10.00 ?? Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms)
How did that "Get $.50 per Unique!" appear in my tagline?
Tue, 31 Jul - 15:33:23 172.151.10.65 Post #: 7113
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Tue, 31 Jul - 15:31:56 172.151.10.65 Post #: 7112
MelissaD and I had lunch 2 weeks ago. She pitched me on the program during lunch trying to get me to send some of my traffic to smutcash. Do you think she did that for her health? I have nothing at stake either way but I think you should all KNOW what transpired during our lunch. Now I am glad no deal was made. Just the FACTS! Webfather Get $.50 per Unique! Anyone interested in buying the domain name porn.to drop me an email with an offer. Also, does anyone have an email address for someone at ARS THAT HAS A PULSE AND CAN FIX A FUCK-UP.??? Likewise for goclick.com Thanks, Drewbert http://cocksucker.com
mutt.. check out http://www.w3c.org for definitions of html types and their different implementations in html.
Tue, 31 Jul - 15:07:55 66.68.122.196 Post #: 7110
the primary difference between classes & spans has to do with which version of html you're targeting... don't think that's the "only" diff though. Hooper Getting Better Every Day! thanks for the info cj. I still don't know what attributes a span can cover that a "class" can't. Cuz i can set font size type etc using a class for . I'll go look at a tutorial. I have a free piece of software that creates CSS sheets but I do like to know the basics anyway. mutt Click Here to protect your privacy
It's not often you see an article with a quote like this:
Tue, 31 Jul - 14:56:19 64.228.244.139 Post #: 7108
"Experts believe that in developing his theories he was either trying to prove the existence of God or discover an elaborate way to cheat at cards." http://www.businessweek.com/bwdaily/dnflash/jul2001/nf20010731_509.htm GP . Anyone listen to Snoop on Howard today? He was a trip. Man, if rappers had chat boards like ours, I wonder if he'd be ripped apart for the pot references. ;) I'd have to have him on my show to make peace I guess. Anyway, it was a great show. D$ The Porn Peace Prize Winner Chat Board
Note to self:
Tue, 31 Jul - 14:26:33 64.163.55.82 Post #: 7106
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Toolz,
Tue, 31 Jul - 14:25:31 63.52.219.121 Post #: 7105
Personally, the only Bahamas casino I've been in was Atlantis, it was very nice. Though to me, a casino's a casino, they're all pretty much the same except for the people and minor rule differences. :D ThrobX Adult Content News & Adult Income News
Brad,
Tue, 31 Jul - 14:19:38 209.176.118.51 Post #: 7104
Is that important Bahamas meeting gonna be held around a Blackjack table or a craps table? I've heard the casinos there are decent, who knows may have to make a day trip down there to check them out, who scheduled a webmaster event in a town with no Casinos? Toolz Third Generation Preview Tue, 31 Jul - 14:15:20 24.176.66.99 Post #: 7103 Damn RRRed, I was wondering what happened just now.... please stop it!!! Mike AI Adult Revenue Service - The Second Generation
Well I slowed down... when I seen him jump out and flail his arms around THEN I laughed and drove along my merry way. The only super powers I have is the ability to change mens underwear into a thong by raising one eyebrow and wrinkling my nose :)
Tue, 31 Jul - 14:07:16 24.176.66.99 Post #: 7101
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