Fuck, you don't?

Colin
I have quirks???

Colin .

Hey Fold

They tribe is 3-0

and findlay couldnt pitch last night cuz his wife beat him up and she is in jail now

hahaha
Forest

Torone, not true...12 clicks claims to have 3000 volumes library he never read and he takes credit for his "wisdom" from those volumes
;-)))
Serge
Thu, 04 Apr 2002 05:09:10 - IP: 172.129.106.210 - Post # 71682
_______________________
12clicks can READ???

Shit Im in trouble now
;)

Colin
I have quirks???
;))))
Forest

It's a lot tougher than people think it is...;}}}
Torone
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Tell me about it! Looking at other boards you see people come and go faster than a bullet train!
Serge

Mspice,

You got it, man. Thanks for the
consideration. ;-))


Wig

Wig,

Got the email, sounds like you have a perfect handle on the issues I alluded to.

I'm a little busy this morning packing for my trip to L.A. to set up our west coast office, but I'll drop you a line this afternoon.

Thanks again for your thoughts ;)

Mspice New Program - Same Old Mspice

Serge,
When you think about it, there are many stories out here on the 'net. Actually, anyone who lasts any time at all in this business deserves at least a modicum of respect. It's a lot tougher than people think it is...;}}}
Torone

Me neither!

"I never called them bad guys"

Colin I know the probability that you'll click here.

Ian, sKiTz, Forest. All good guys .. with quirks :)
Colin
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I never called them bad guys....actually, Forest might not belong in that mix of permanent newbs who started in 1997 and still suck dicks or left the industry
;-))
Serge

Ian, sKiTz, Forest. All good guys .. with quirks :)
Colin We assemble quarks into content. Eventually.

From one of those articles:

"Penthouse circulation averaged 652,000 copies last year, down from a recent high of one million in 1998 and 779,000 in 2000. Newsstand revenue for Penthouse and the affiliated publications fell 15% in 2001 to $33.8 million."

Colin We're the Competition!

12 clicks? Considering some of his posts, You gotta wonder...
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12 clicks is not any different that Ian, sKiTz, Forest...with only one major exception:
he got lucky by having Robert Mooney getting him under his wing.
I had my ups and downs with Robert, but...he'll ALWAYS get my respect and admiration like FM.
Serge

Mspice,

You get my email?
Wig

200? Are there any left? I'll have my girl get with yours so they can get the dates ironed out ;)

*********************

Can you believe that shit? They were spawning and they hit them just right, I guess. Big fish fry coming up.


Wig

12 clicks? Considering some of his posts, You gotta wonder...I had a library about that size-all sci-fi, LOL!
Torone

I hope you can make it before June 20th
;-))
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Serge, my wifes b-day is the 16th, so
i was thinking the next weekend. You
leaving on the 20th for sure?
Wig

Morning Oranaughts,

Meni, just so I have it right, can you please use today's word in a sentence?

I feel like I'm a the "Oprano National Spelling Bee"

Mspice New Program - Same Old Mspice

OK, I saw this chick on the TV show 'Blind Date' last night.... she introduces herself to her date and says she advertises porn online.

Her name was Leila. Anybody know her? If she reads this message board..... nice tits.


Monk

Torone, not true...12 clicks claims to have 3000 volumes library he never read and he takes credit for his "wisdom" from those volumes
;-)))
Serge

200? Are there any left? I'll have my girl get with yours so they can get the dates ironed out ;)


Big_S

Serge,
But you get credit for having read him. In today's world, too many people haven't even read 'Dick And Jane'. Hell, most of them get all of their info off the TV.
Torone

I saw Jenna on that site...
Serge

Videosecrets
VS Media
my buddy's Chuck and Greg
why?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Late June bpj and I are heading down
to south florida, so let's get our
dates lined up.
*******************************

I hope you can make it before June 20th
;-))
Serge

Meni, who is VideoSecrets?
Serge

I'm being told we are heading your way late June. I'll have fly rods in hand. Find us a few holes to fish!
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I got this covered. Got some great
places to go for rainbows.

Crappy been hitting hard lately.
Friends of mine caught about 200
last weekend. Unfortunately, I
missed it.

Late June bpj and I are heading down
to south florida, so let's get our
dates lined up.


Wig

Torone,
I can't take credit for Voltaire's wisdom
;_)))
Serge

Serge,
You got that right about friends and foes. A guy I used to work for used to say, "If you can't get it off your friends wher you gonna get it?". He was very wise...
Torone

Good Morning Oprano

The word of the day is "sass"


Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I'm being told we are heading your way late June. I'll have fly rods in hand. Find us a few holes to fish!




Big_S

Big S-

Will do. Do the same for me. ;-))

And, make sure you plan a trip this way
before they turn nto bowling balls. ;-0
Wig

should throw a good mule!
---------

You and your mules. I had a feeling you were an ass man ;)

Be sure to tell your better half hello for me.

Big_S

Serge
Guess it depends on how you view things.
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my views are close to Voltaire's
"God save me from my friends,
and I'll take care of my foes myself"
;-))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

Wig
I'm doing the wake part right now, but the bake part will have to come later today after I see clients. Damn clients they interfere with my grass use.

Serge
Guess it depends on how you view things.

Cleo_LinkUP (CLICK HERE TO FUCK)

Serge is writing condolence cards for the other sponsors already...

Timon
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Timon,
I think I got rid of all "friends" who used "friendship" to stick gerbil up my ass.
;-))

Never do business with close "friends",
enemies are much more loyal!
;-)))




Serge

Morning Cleo.

You doing the wake and bake with a pot
of coffee? ;-))
Wig

Timon,

LOL Good luck with it. I'm sure it
will be a hit.

I hope we are still on. ;-))
Wig

Wig, Monday latest Tuesday...

Serge is writing condolence cards for the other sponsors already...

Timon

Is today's topic gerbils?
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you think it's any worse than rats parts scattered all over your house?
;_))
Serge

Good Morning

Is today's topic gerbils? I may need to wake up more first.

Cleo (stick it in my ass)

Got an update for you, too.
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cool! I'll think about while I visit dentist today...
;-)
it's proven methoid that one pain can mask another one
;_))
Serge

Nothing but good things on the horizion Serge. We have some great specials planned for May ;)

How's life treating you?


Big_S

Timon,

You getting ready to make the release?

I got some news for yu on the gaming
stuff, too. Will ICQ it to you in a
bit.
Wig

Serge, I'm happy and will try and
maintain as much humility as possible. ;-))

Got an update for you, too.

Big S, what's up my brutha? Life on
the farm is good. Sun is shining
and it's going to be another
beautiful day. Is a little nippy,
though.

Went to Tenn yesterday and dropped
off our walking horse mare. Going
to breed her to a big Jack named
Redman and have her throw a mule.
;-))

http://208.56.190.5/steppingout/images/step38.jpg
http://www.hollymountainfarm.com/monday.jpg

should throw a good mule!

Wig

Morning Wig, afternoon here...

Timon

Sean,
what's new on the hosting front?
Serge

Morning Oprano

Wig, how's life on the farm?


Big_S

Wig,
how are you? I hope you won't get cocky if I admit:
your market commentaries saved me some money this year.
Serge

Morning Serge.

Morning Timon (or is it evening?)


Wig

I hear ..
****************

don't be shy, we all know you talk from your personal experience
;_))
Serge

Nails, claws... I hear if you don't give them a
manicure before usage you'll have some pretty bad roids
the next morning ;-((

Timon

Timon,
gerbils have claws???? you sure you are not mixing them up with lobsters??? damn...now days it's hard to tell the difference sometimes
;-)))
Serge

BTW, when I mentioned yesterday that we have a new content sponsor, I wasn't kidding.
EXCLUSIVE CONTENT at VERY decent prices...stay tuned.
Serge

dirty white gerbils?
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Well they're brown by the time they're done with them ;-))

Timon

Just make sure they remove the claws before
they send it up your rectum ;-))

Timon

dirty white gerbils?
;-))
Serge

CCBill uses gerbils Serge ;-)

Timon

hahahahahahahahahaha,
Jettis frog is very far from being slow
;-))

Seems to me now days everybody have mascots...
Knights of the past had Lions
Jettis has Frog,
I have goat
anybody knows what CCBILL is using?
;_)))
Serge

It's not loading that fast for me either... maybe the frogs
are slowing down the board ;-))

Timon

Timon,
board takes forever to load on my DSL
;-(((

Thanks for letting me peep at your new proggy,
I'm sure it's gonna raise a few eyebrows
;-))

cj, somebody is knocking at your door with a vengance
;-))
Serge

No Serge, you're the last person I'd call "slow" ;-))

That interesting thing coming later today looks
pretty damn sweet, great job! ;-)

Timon

damn....is this board slow or is it just me?
Serge

I am just trying to help the less fortunate with some banners :-)
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Erik,
later on today you'll see yet another degree of separation between "fortunate" and not so fortunate...

stay tuned,
something interersting coming later on today
Serge

But it bothers me when people abuse it to try and get webmaster traffic from Oprano to other boards. It is not Kosher.
*****************************

MikeAI,
every time somebody does that -
I take it as a personal invitation for me to go there and play,
and you know how it usually ends, ask Lensman, he invited me
;-))))
Serge

I actually asked Serge if he wanted to trade banners but he said a text link will do.
**************************

MikeAI, this is correct,
and Eric's links produces more hits to Oprano than some buttons,
he pays his dues, I watch,
and when he posts links to button farms, I correct his impropraities
;-))
;-))
Serge

Hi, SunTsu, yes, it was a while!
how you been, man?

Guccione hasn't come on board yet,
cuz if he did,
I'm sure he could have found money he needs right here.....I'm sure cj would help him out in exchange for sign ups.

Larry Flynt mentioned Penthouse problems before those news in his Oprano vs Larry Flynt interview
http://flyntradio.com

(Amber, will it EVER be archived?? ;-)))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

Hi Serge!

Haven't been here for such a LONG time. Just passing through. After reading about Penthouse in the news, I wanted to see how everyone at Oprano (and the rest of the industry) was doing.

I'm sure the Penthouse news is old news to most of you, but here's the links anyway...

Guccione Gurgles: Penthouse Empire Is Finally Spent
http://www.observer.com/pages/frontpage3.asp

General Media: Can't Meet $12.8 Million 2002 Interest Payments
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story

Auditor of Penthouse's Publisher Warns Company May Go Out of Business
http://story.news.yahoo.com/newsu=/dowjones/20020329/bs_dowjones/auditor


SunTzu Guccione Gurgles: Penthouse Empire Is Finally Spent

Yeah how's your civic today?

Timon

I am mos def a head sucker ;)


Miss Eve

Someone say "prone"?????
Boneprone

Muttly! :)


Miss Eve

Ulfie are you more prone to pinching tails or sucking heads : )

Serge I have you have the tails table.


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) A few assholes will be in New Orleans this weekend !

Aight dawg, I hear ya! Word up ;-)

Timon

wiggerspeak Timon. I haven't heard the word in a long time, means the same thing as 'homey'. A friend, bud, pal.


mutt <<------------------ Stanley Cup Pickem Sponsorship Inquiries Here .........

What does homeslice mean? My good old English to
Dutch dictionary doesn't have it :-(

Timon

hi miss eve :)
mutt <<------------------ Stanley Cup Pickem Sponsorship Inquiries Here .........

Someone said homeslice! hahahahaha


Miss Eve

Yeah those posting rules are pretty hard to find,
where did you cock holsters hide them??

Timon

Serge, I'm pretty sure Mr. Cash will be in NO this weekend. ;) Although he kicked my ass in 87 different video games tonight he's still cool with me. lol


Ulfie Nothing to see here, alright people, break it up

No doubt. I understand
The Producer Your Focus Determines your Reality

Producer, I hope we can get on same page and get an Oprano Peace accord going between us.

:-)



Mike AI

Hey mut. she had a face but I never really looked at it because her tits were so perfect, her stomach so hard and flat and her ass so small tight and cute. She had a mouth though so she must have had a face i guess???
The Producer Your Focus Determines your Reality

Ok bro, no problem. For the record I never read the rules. dont evenknow where they are. No problemo homeslice. Won't happen again.
The Producer Your Focus Determines your Reality

Producer, I know you have a hard time understanding - but next time you make a post, read #5 in the rules.

Linking directly to photos is cool, to webpages with photos is cool, but to a webpage that is a banner farm for other boards - that is not cool.

I have a feeling you and I are having a hard time communicating here...

Is English your first language? Maybe I should speak in Hebrew.


Mike AI

Smithy,
who the hell needs it here?
this is adult webmasters board, not a spell checkers paradise
;_))

congrats on your new program!
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)
Wed, 03 Apr 2002 06:15:31 - IP: 172.164.151.39 - Post # 71558
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Actually it IS a spellchecker paradise, someone who enjoys
spellchecking will have a field day on this board ;-)))

Timon

I actually asked Serge if he wanted to trade banners but he said a text link will do. I have his text link on my message board. I would love to trade banner with him. I would even show up at his house with girls and cars and cats and dogs and a few giant iguanawannabees. Ok, don't castrate me but I have one more shamless pic that I want to post here so that I get more webmaster traffic. This one is very special to me. I would like to introduce my good friend, The Prime Minister of Israel. Oh, that is me on the right /:)

http://www.sobegirl.com/party_pics/sharonandi.jpg


The Producer I think Yassi Arrafat listens better then I do when it comes to Oprano

where's a pic of that girl's face?
body looked great but there's no face.
mutt

Come on Mike, you already have the hottest
chick in the business ;-))

http://www.oprano.com/graphics/captionpic13.jpg

Timon

Is that you fucking the girl in that mpg Producer?

What's your shtick in these videos? Content with shtick seems to be the thing these days. Bangbus, MilfHunter, California Pimp etc.

mutt

Producer, I agree with you that Oprano has no competition - but we are also very conservative here, and do not beleive it welfare of any form! :-)

I have 4 DV cameras, one recently broke and only films in IR mode. So I am in the market for a new one, I am thinking of Sony DV2000 I have the orignal 1000 which is like 5 years old.

I like links to cars, and to girls, and funny photos of tug boats flipping under bridges. But it bothers me when people abuse it to try and get webmaster traffic from Oprano to other boards. It is not Kosher.

I spent some time looking at SoBeGirl.com I could not find any banner or icon from Oprano. Yet you seem to list everyone else under the sun.

As I asked before... where is the love.


Oh yeah, you are making me jealous... Maybe one day I will have a cool car, and fuck hot chicks!
Mike AI Pre paid is the way to go ..... CJ will hook you up!

Great observations Mike. But Oprano has no competition. I am just trying to help the less fortunate with some banners :-)

OH, now I am grossed out thinking about sucking dick. Please don't do that to me again man. I am already having nightmars from when I went to the gay nude beach with one of my girlfriends. I tried to avoid it but evertime I opened my eyes I saw a limp dick and another set of balls. It was traumatic I tell you. I had to sit alone in a dark closet for 3 days to get over it. I know you are not gay so stop playin like you are player. So did my camcorder article make you go out and buy one?
I dropped mine on the tile floor during a shoot tonight. The girl is a lesbian but found me attractive. She has not been with a guy since 1997. Yup, her hole was so tight. It was scrumptions. Here you go A1 Mike. If you dont like cars maybe you will like this. If you don't like this, well then, we are going to have to get you to a doctore...

http://www.sobegirl.com/Models/hightime/S090/S090.mpg

Peace Brother

The Producer Still do not show Oprano the love. Maybe oneday I will have time to add their banner.

Timon, I am gay!!

http://www.oprano.com/graphics/captionpic13.jpg

This photo proves I am a lesbian!





Mike AI Get prepaid now!

I'd sure hate to be jumped by a guy your size...
thanks for the warning ;-))

Timon

You are gay? You sure don't look gay to me ;-)

http://www.oprano.com/graphics/captionpic13.jpg

Timon

Producer, you said if I let you suck my dick you would not out me, or call me gay.

Guess the truth is out... I am gay, Meni is my secret lover.

Your weak attempt at getting webmaster attention consisted of a few blurry screen caps and a short mpeg of a tricked out mustang. Surrounded by 8 or so icons and banners, many of they were of Oprano's competition.

When I was in high school, all the neighbor kids had mustangs like that and would peel out. I always wanted to be cool like them... I guess I want to be cool like you. IT must be jealously that you have cooler hi performance machines then I do.

Like penis envy or something.



Oh and for the record, the post you made with the link to info on digital video cameras was excellent!


And yes I know most of my comments are boring and silly... that is why most people skip them. :-)






Mike AI Get prepaid now!

oh and an additional fuck to Dravyk...I have your package, but between freaking dsl flakiness and the hitbotter drama (good god do I appreciate what Serge had to go through ;))).......

the blind program is going to kill me, I can tell already ;)))
SykkBoy

fuck fuck fuck
I had a chance to trade Mike Piazza and Roberto Alomar for Barry Bonds and Craig Biggio in my fantasy league and turned it down........
SykkBoy

Mike I am sorry you think that Hi Performance machines are silly. THere is some gay guy on the Porn Resouce board with the same opinion. You are not gay are you? Anyhow, I guess you are right, I should have an Oprano banner in there but It has not been approved by Serge. And by the way. Most of your comments are boring and sort of silly too.
The Producer Did anyone see this?? I have yet to have a recirpicol link set up to Oprano, yet I have them for everyone else.

kinda sounds like Beetlejuice numbers huh?

how many home runs is Barry Bonds going to hit Beetlejuice?

765 pounds brudda!

is baseball your favorite sport meni?


mutt

Barry went yard again in the 4th inning
he's 5 for 6 this year
with 4 hrs
haa haa
1 1/2 games played
Meni (The Golden Tongue)