Oh Serge, you went and changed all my you-know-what URLs. Now that really does show major insecurities. :((

Btw I do like this one: "Paysite Owners is Conflict of Interests..but we love Dravyk anyway!" ... Especially in light of you having been the force and engine behind Netpond Clicks (what was your title, "Netpond Clicks President" I believe) that you were the first person in the industry to have a major conflict of interest. :-))))

Dravyk love you too

Dravyk,

Riddles or Links?
Colin Answer to Both.

>>> or make 500 $1 bets on GFY

hehe

>>> You must have missed the day we decided the Universe was 10 dimensions

Colin, why do you always send me to URLs that give me a headache and crossed-eyes when I read them? :-)))

Dravyk your 2-minute daily must-read

There, feel better now? :-)
Dravyk
**************************

nope...winning bet would make me feel better....ok, I gotta find somebody with money to bet...
or make 500 $1 bets on GFY
;-)))
Serge

Dravyk,

You must have missed the day we decided the Universe was 10 dimensions
(maybe 11) and not 4.

Check out the bottom of this page ...
http://superstringtheory.com/experm/exper5.html
Colin 42

Colin, does this mean you are now the "meaning of the universe"? :-)))

Yes. And don't use my fucking name in vein or the scorge of the Great Lizard King will be upon you.
Colin My red eyes.

Colin, does this mean you are now the "meaning of the universe"? :-)))

Serge, I am much too smart to ever make the mistake of underestimating people ... especially when it comes to your ability to piss!!!

I'm quite certain you are able to piss in DHTML, Shockwave, MP3 and streaming video as well as in four dimensional planes and 31 flavors of ice cream. ;-))

There, feel better now? :-)
Dravyk All Of 'Em

And personally, Anthony, you're a bigger asshole than me and you know it ;)
Colin We're big assholes .. and we pay well too!

Anthony. 45 is in the hunt.
Colin More assholes than any other company?! Where's Zebra?

Maybe this will knock me up a few notches.

http://www.astro.ucla.edu/~wright/HGTTG.html

http://www.isjustanasshole.com/
Colin More assholes than any other company?! Where's Zebra?

Anybody can learn and do Flash. It's doing good Flash that is the real challenge.

Cleo_LinkUP (WTF!?!)

I'm just happy to be in the hunt for being an asshole. =o)


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Tawny is I believe 40. I thought Chuck Finley was washed up years ago. Man baseball players can last a long time now. Bonds is closing in on 40 and he's at his prime as a homerun hitter. Has to be the superior conditioning and the juice these guys are all on.


mutt

>>> can you do it Flash at least, for starters?

After you, Serge. :-))

Dravyk
***********************

Dravyk,
I accept this challenge...let me see what I can do,
I start NOW and YOU start now,
and let who cna do it faster and better...
wanna make a friendly bet for $500?

let's see how sure you are...this pathetic old bloke just went on record, can you accept MY bet?
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

Colin, you do better than FM!
;-)))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

>>> can you do it Flash at least, for starters?

After you, Serge. :-))

Dravyk All Of 'Em

http://www.isjustanasshole.com/

Check out my "number"!

Proud to be ...
Colin Anarchy!

Dravyk,
in what capacity are your trying to start piss with me?
what's your affiliation today?

can you be a bit more creative and bring some new dimension to piss?

can you do it Flash at least, for starters?
Serge some like beasts, some like innovations.....and Dravyk likes pathetic.

how old is tawny
Meni (The Golden Tongue) XXX ATM, new, fresh, fun, tasty

>>> MikeAI gave you fair warning the first day you posted it, you acknowledge the warning and did nothing about it....

LOL!! Ah, stooping to revisionist history, now. Mike didn't warn me; he said he knew where the love was. Apparently you don't. :-))

>>> Oprano can't give a flying fuck if you like our actions or not, this si the way it is and unless Oprano is bought or changes owners, this is the way it's going to be...

I couldn't give a flying fuck either, I assure you. :-)

And, everyone already knows how you are, Serge! This wasn't unexpected on your part ... just pathetic and sad. :-)))

Dravyk All Of 'Em

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10-QSB and 8-K. Actual results may differ materially from management's expectations.


Serge some like beasts, some like innovations.....

But, hey, since you're obviously so threatened by it; no problem, Serge.
***********************

Dravyk,
MikeAI gave you fair warning the first day you posted it,
you acknowledge the warning and did nothing about it....
Oprano can't give a flying fuck if you like our actions or not,
this si the way it is and unless Oprano is bought or changes owners,
this is the way it's going to be...

go forth and multiply.
Serge

..actually its from a hotmail account, so I guess the headers are not relevant anyway.

Monk

Thanks for your hospitality......
joee
**********************

no, thank YOU for cleaning my garage!
;-)))
Serge

MikeAI,

Nice spam I got for susanbanks.com .... hardcore pics and everything.

Is this a result of doing business with cockholsters? Tough times?

If I knew how to copy headers, I would.


Monk

Look at that...a Joee post that I can understand without an interpreter.

;-))

Webfather

That face was because of the winn dixie steaks;-)))

Thanks for your hospitality......
joee This List Is Betta Than LOA;-)

Hey.. Is anyone going to be at the Phoenix Forum this weekend?
louisa I am a newbie spammer, but they gave me job anyway!

>>> conflict of interest

LMAO! Serge, you mean conflict of interest like: someone who has a sponsor program and yet owns a board or resource too? Or a paysite but also has plugins? Or ... several dozen of other examples that you let slide by daily??

But, hey, since you're obviously so threatened by it; no problem, Serge. You have a nice day, too. :-)

Dravyk Paysite Owners is Conflict of Interests..but we love Dravyk anyway!

yeah she was involved in the OJ case somehow, i remember Hard Copy and those shows ambushing her. IIRC she looked ok. That was 5 years ago now?

I think she was part of OJ's crowd, not sure if they were ever a couple. Then there was that porn chick Jennifer Peace. All the women in OJ's world had this really hard look to them. Nicole Simpson was attractive but really hard looking, she would not have aged well at all.


mutt

Dravyk,
after giving it a thought....
you can remove Oprano link from your new venture because:

1) spam bot doesn't like your tag

2) this is NOTHING but conflict of interest for somebody who is supposed to review boards.
Reviewing and Producing reviewd is...how do I say it mildly,
B U L L S H I T.

Have a nice day and give Electra my very best,
I like her as much as I like KK.
Serge

Tawny Kitaen didn't she used to date OJ Simpson?
GregP

hahaha......sorry Drav. I couldn't resist.


mutt

http://www.nocontraction.com/lakeviewfoundation.html


you too can own luis gonzalez's gum
grimm (Blow Me)

Forest, I'd say MORE than that,
don't forget Time Warner...
Serge

>>> http://www.opranoplus.com/youngtawny.html

Mutt, that was pure fucking evil!!!!

You got me good, ya bastard!! :-P

Dravyk Paysite Owners

Seperated at birth?

http://isjustanasshole.com/assholes/vick.jpg

http://www.cloud9entertainment.com/hmmm.jpg


Vick Hmmmm..... I hope not

he looked like the man who dropped 2000 pounds of his shoulders...
___________________________
AOL is a 2000lb gorilla of the net arnt they
Forest

i understand what Dravyk is saying. It's better to remember people when they were in their primes. Celebs and athletes should go away when they are done, leave their fans with just the fond memories they have of their heroes and idols.

so for Dravyk and all other guys who fantasized about Tawny in the White Snake videos and Bachelor Party, here's how we will all remember her when she was young and beautiful.

http://www.opranoplus.com/youngtawny.html


mutt

BTW,
I don't understand all this excitement about JoeE and AOL...this IS an old news.
I'll never forget Joe's face at my house during BBQ party when John called his cell and told him that they settled...
he looked like the man who dropped 2000 pounds of his shoulders...

Oprano regulars with reading abilities knew it 5 months ago...
Serge

damn, Cleo, look how your ideas poisoned the innocent mind!
********
Serge
I'm sorry, could you please grow your beard back now.

Cleo_LinkUP (that other active board)

Serge likes his steaks bloody.. I am not too good at cooking bloody!
*************************************

yeah!!! I like it RAW! since 1996!
;-)))
Serge

Andy, no! I refuse to look at the mugshot!! Must keep my memories of Tawny in the 80s alive. :-))

Mike, she could cuss like an erudite sailor. :-)) (Pardon the oxymoron, but it applies.)

Dravyk Paysite Owners

Own room huh? What is she up to late Friday night?? :-) I mean LATE!


Drav, I miss Heather! She alwas could toss out a great line of insults... I look for those kinds of things for women online! :-)


Mike AI

http://www.opranoplus.com

4th or 5th story down now. It's a busy news day.
mutt

Mutt,

Where is that mugshot of Tawny?


Andy A I will add a link to Oprano on Webmaster Central..yeah, but you are Serge's friend and NOBODY trusts Serge's friends.

Shut up, Sharky! You're making me too damned hungry!!! :-)

Dravyk Paysite Owners

yeah i've seen those kinds of games around. Might be complicated. If there was a ready made script it would be no problem.


mutt

She never called you a bird to me either, Mike. :-) ... Forget what it was she did call you, though. hehe

Dravyk All Of 'Em

MikeAI -

I will be bringing my speacial grilling seasoning and sauces....

I need to remember to bring the temp fork as well... Serge likes his steaks bloody.. I am not too good at cooking bloody!

I am ready. should I bring my grilling apron?

:-)

I'll be staying at the clarion of New orleans.... Babysitter is arriving late in the day. She has her own room, and is taking orders!

:-)
sharky cranking em out!

can't get over that mugshot of Tawny Kitaen. She hit the wall at full speed and just kept going.

Shades of Phil Hartman's wife, some hot chicks go insane when they hit 40 and see themselves falling apart. Guys on the other hand seem to revel in their beer bellies and thinning hair, like it's a right of passage.
mutt

Actually Serge, that was a staged photo - Katie will not touch crawfish.
***************************

damn, Cleo, look how your ideas poisoned the innocent mind!
;-))
Serge

... er, carcass. :-))

Dravyk All Of 'Em

Mike, true. And even the late bird can sometimes find a leftover piece of worm carass. :-)))

__________


Drav I promise you, Heather never called you that in front of me! :-)


Mike AI

Mutt, I was thining for a Pick'em gaem that we could get non-sports fans involved in could be a stock market pick'em game.

I know we have some people here who are interested in that topic... plus we could all learn some from the wise people who play the market like WIG and Monk.

Just an idea...


Mike AI

>>> Drav, even a blind squirrel stumbles unto a nut every once in a while.

Mike, true. And even the late bird can sometimes find a leftover piece of worm carass. :-)))

Dravyk All Of 'Em

Stanley Cup Pickem advertising opportunities available!

got some sponsors, need more. webmasters are jaded, they want prizes and cash!
mutt

Serge with 12 clicks, have you ever noticed
************************

to tell you the truth...NO.
I am much more interested what Clay, Timon, ScottPB, Wig, and others are doing.

12 clicks is picking up on folks his own size and there is nothing wrong with that
;-)))
Serge

Actually Serge, that was a staged photo - Katie will not touch crawfish.

She came to NO hating seafood... I have broken her down some, there are some thing she will eat... just not crawfish yet.

She will come around....



Mike AI

http://www.miami.com/mld/miami/business/2992717.htm

Minor recruited by CEN to send out spam...
DrGuile

but you will have a backup of chicken and hamburgers, right?
***********************************

wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

go over photos of Ali and Kathy and start training how to suck heads properly!
;-)))
Serge

Jay from YNOT quoted in Financial Post(Canada) article about the decline of the Net Porn industry.

Chickens are beginning to come home to roost.


mutt

Sharky, tommorow I am going to spend the whole day shopping. Will get all kinds of burgers, chicken, steak, and sausage for the grill.

Propane tank will be filled... the grill station is ALL yours!

You have Billy and my cell numbers, if you need anything just call!

Oh and have that babysitter ready for me! :-))


Mike AI

Drav, even a blind squirrel stumbles unto a nut every once in a while.


Serge with 12 clicks, have you ever noticed how he only "abuses" women, and slow witted people the boards. He always runs when challenged by someone with an IQ over 80! :-)

Only bullies beat on inept women, and retards. Maybe when 12 clicks retires he can become an attendent at an old folks home - I think he could manage to slap them around and feel good about himself.


Mike AI

haha.u beat me to it. just put up that story.

Florida Judge Rules Naked Photos of Kids Pornographic

http://www.opranoplus.com

mutt

MIkeAI & Billy -

I get into NO tomorrow morning.. gonna do some site seeing early in the day.

I look forward to seeing you guys again.. and eating my first crawfish.... but you will have a backup of chicken and hamburgers, right?

:-)
sharky cranking em out!

Mutt,
seems like State of Florida might serve some attendees of Internext in August...oh well, those who run those sites know darn well what they are doing.
Serge

really. oh well.

Miami Herald's story about it now up.

http://www.opranoplus.com


mutt

>>> hmmmmmm........nobody has posted this anywhere yet? AOL Wins Civil Suit Against CEN

AOE had it up yesterday afternoon, Mutt. :-)))

>>> Tawny Kitaen

*slobber, slobber*

I remember she came out with a line of suntan-through-the-bikini clothing about 10 years ago. Can you say most enjoyable infomercial ever? :-)))

Dravyk All Of 'Em

Serge I guess that is why Voodoo or I will not do you again.

Cleo
*********************

Cleo, please only talk for yourself!
;_))
Serge

mutt, old news.


Serge

hmmmmmm........nobody has posted this anywhere yet?

AOL Wins Civil Suit Against CEN
http://www.opranoplus.com

i never knew Lars from Cyberzine was involved.
mutt

no wonder you and Voodoo have so much in common
****
Serge I guess that is why Voodoo or I will not do you again.

Cleo (take my traffic)

I hear you....doctors take it as a personal; offense when you are healthy!
;_))
Serge

Serge
I've been going to the same dentist for about fifteen years. I have a mouth of pretty teeth and he has a new car, home entertainment center, a pretty wife, house on the water, but hates the fact that I take very good care of my teeth now and keeps on telling me that I need to go back to the way I took care of my teeth before I met him or his wife is going to leave him.

Heading up to Boca, BBL...
Cleo (take my traffic)

I'm pretty picky
***********************

no wonder you and Voodoo have so much in common
;-))
Serge

I hope your dentist visit went better then mine.
*****************************

yeap, the more I visit local doctors, the more I appreciate ones I have in NJ
;-))
Serge

If you eat pussy, you can surely eat some good crawfish!

:-)
************************

...or male version of hen...
;-)))
Serge

think your morning bugs/rats/food
commentary prevent lots of pounds accumulating in webmasters bellies!
********
Serge
Just helping you shed those pounds. I hope your dentist visit went better then mine. I showed up and the office was closed.

Mike
I don't know I'm pretty picky about who or what I'll eat.

Cleo_LinkUP (that other active board)

aye carumba!!

http://www.opranoplus.com

April Fool's Day again so soon?

madonne!
mutt

Cleo some photos from last year Crawfish Boil

http://www.michaelgardner.com/boil/

You do not eat the shells of the crawfish...

If you eat pussy, you can surely eat some good crawfish!

:-)


Mike AI

Cleo,
I think your morning bugs/rats/food
commentary prevent lots of pounds accumulating in webmasters bellies!
;_))
Serge

You know I love you, Serge!
;)
Edd
**********************

I know that...your last blow job exceeded all expectations
;-)))
Serge

Mspice -

The word of the day - "sass" it really an expletive. Just like the Australian slang "struth" is short for "God's Truth", the Oprano slang "sass" is short for "Serge's Ass"! So instead of saying "Holy Crap!" or "Damn!" when excited or angry, say "SASS!"

You know I love you, Serge!
;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

http://hirise.com/boil/P3250009.jpg
********
People really eat that??? It looks like boiled palmetto bugs right out of my backyard. Let me guess, they are crunchy on the outside wide chewy white flesh on the inside, just like palmetto bugs.

Cleo (take my traffic)

Monk & Forest,

Tawny was in the Seinfeld episode where his brain is playing chess with his penis.. she plays an actress that is a total retard but he can't bring himself to dump her.

She has had the first ever nipple shot on Mtv in that Whitesnake video

they finally noticed it and cut it out of the video (hanging out the window of the jag)

but I got plenty of use out of that scene before they cut it out


Andy A I categorically refuse put the link to Oprano because I am such a HOHAM!

I was going to head over to mike's on saturday, but now i think ill just see how many razor blades i can fit in my eye sockets!:)
grimm (Blow Me)

Billy,

Is that a magic mushroom I see in that
pic? ;-))

That wil sure get a lot of head sucking
going.
Wig

Billy,
do I have to wear them? do you mind if I do it all nekkid?
;-))
bring microscope for the shots
;-)))
Serge

Two days till Crawrish time !!

In case you dont know what a crawfish boil looks like take a look here !!

http://hirise.com/boil/P3250009.jpg

You never know the Oprano reporter may be at the boil this week and get a pic of Serge sucking some heads in a red speedo !!


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) A few assholes will be in New Orleans this weekend !

Tawny Kitaen ?

hmmmmm

yep I fucked her ;-))


Cybrglide not

Tawny K was very hot back in the day
She was in a few Whitesnake videos (yuck)
Starting to look her age now
Which is ok for men (Like me and Jack Nicholson) but harder for women ;-)


Vick Girl don't go away mad ... Girl just go away

played Tom Hanks fiancee.
__________________________

RIGHT!!!

She is/was HOTTT

Forest

Forest,

Yes she did. I can't remember the specifics about her character though. She was also in Bachelor Party, played Tom Hanks fiancee.


Monk

...the lovely Tawny Kitaen....
________________________

Monk
did she do an episode of Seinfeld?
Forest

"and findlay couldnt pitch last night cuz his wife beat him up and she is in jail now"

...the lovely Tawny Kitaen.... the object of many a young boy's masturbatory fantasies in her heyday.... well my fantasies, at least.

Monk

MSpice, "Don't sass me!"

there

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Quirky is as Quirky does

hahahahaha
Forest

morning, oprano
Runk Gay Traffic? Give it Up!

Forest :)
Colin .