Barry went yard again in the 4th inning
he's 5 for 6 this year
with 4 hrs
haa haa
1 1/2 games played
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Mike - always up for getting together, sorry will be missing the crawfish boil


Vick you don't know if there's breakfast coming until you spend the night

Thanks Mike Al...talk soon
smithy A no bullshit affiliate program....at last !!

Producer, you are spamming the board with some silly photos and videos, and then have 20 million banners around it.

I understand you are looking for new way to get webmaster eyes, but you should make sure Oprano gets its beak wet.


Mike AI Get prepaid now!

Yeah I was dissapointed with the rioting stuff Vick - its is ashame. Even during Mardi Gras here in NO - which is a controled riot in a way, nothing gets crazy like that.

We need to get together soon!


Mike AI Get prepaid now!

Smithy I am having Tim join right now. We will get you some mailers early next week.

I will be in touch!
Mike AI Get prepaid now!

cj,
I would get drunk on what you spill :)
smithy A no bullshit affiliate program....at last !!

Hey Mike, doing ok thanks
Hope all is well with you
Had some issues requiring my attention

the Terps continue the Maryland tradition of winning ugly
and then students set bonfires in the streets and throw 2x4's through windows
Don't think the education sets in until after you leave college


Vick Rational Bohemian .... nah just $

Yes the processor is fantastic.
The program will speak for itself.
As you are aware, I do deliver.
Mailers are cool.
Looking forward to working with you.
:)
smithy A no bullshit affiliate program....at last !!

"Bunny Constipation"
Is she a model?
_______________

is the reason for your lack of jelly beans
Forest

What's up Vick?? Have not seen you around lately...

Hope things are going well!


Mike AI Get prepaid now!

"Bunny Constipation"
Is she a model?



Vick Whoa ... doing ....... $

Lots of exciting things going with Oprano today!!


Smithy, I saw your program this morning when I got some mail. It looks good.

Whats the deal with the processor? They have a good through put?

I assume you are cool with mailers? I will chat with you on ICQ tommorow and get something set up!


Mike AI Get prepaid now!

Bunny Constipation
Forest

Hmmm...
WTF was up with the Easter Bunny
I have a serious overflow of Chocolate
But a severe shortage of Jelly Beans


Vick Come Easy Go Easy, Go West to the ........... $

Merchants are no longer allowed to settle transactions for any sites (commonly referred to as lolita sites), which have images of unclothed boys or girls under
the age of 18. The penalty for settling transactions with this type of content (as well as Bestiality) is termination from the VISA program.
==================================

wow, not only does amazon.com sell movies which contain this type of content, here is a list which points out Pedophile Fantasy Movies
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/listmania/list-browse/-/KX9RYM6JNOJJ/qid=1017890737/sr=5-1/ref=sr_5_1/104-0225002-6319106

I wonder when VISA is going to pull amazon.com's account????
SykkBoy

Barry goes yard in the 1st inning
new Oprano contest
guess barry's hr total

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Slav, this time
go to Scarletts
with me and MikeW and Donny
we'll show you way more fun that Solid Gold.
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

i'm sure we'll meet one day soon LOL
we've probably already spilled a drink on each other in a pub somewhere HAHAHAHA!!


cj (vaginator) $64 400 in prepays in 4 days!! 1288 signups purchased so far!!

cj, sounds great but maybe not this weekend....not sure yet...still waiting to see if we are going to Moreton or Straddy :)
smithy A no bullshit affiliate program....at last !!

my easter bunny emptied my bowl :-(

anyone got any chocolates left?

smithy, yeah lunch a few weeks ago will be my last visit there :-)
how about the vic? might go down for a sunday arvo session

cj (vaginator) $64 400 in prepays in 4 days!! 1288 signups purchased so far!!

aurora's non smoking!! that's why I don't go there any more!! :)
smithy A no bullshit affiliate program....at last !!

Meni, didnt you know i'm the biggest fan of Internext and avn ??
I love it when they put on conventions in 200 degre weahter in Min Aug or right after new years when i go on vacation.

anyways, its 6 months away i cant think that far ahead. ask me in 5½ months and i'll have a better answer :))


cj, i beat up the easter bunny cuz he ran out of chocolates :)
hope yours was better :)



Slavdogg

fixed....checking the others now...tks guys


smithy A no bullshit affiliate program....at last !!

smithy, tonight i'm drinking in sydney, but how about sometime on the weekend?

did you know aurora's has made the whole restaurant non smoking now!?!? not happy jan.
cj (vaginator) $64 400 in prepays in 4 days!! 1288 signups purchased so far!!

thanks serge.......maybe that is why Oprano is THE webmaster forum!!
:)
smithy A no bullshit affiliate program....at last !!

cj, you turn up for a drink and i'll send you some traffic :)

smithy A no bullshit affiliate program....at last !!

...appreciate the feedback
*******************************

Smithy, throw us a bone, and we'll take it apart in no time
;-))
Serge

Mike's penis doesn't look unusually small in that photo. Maybe this whole hung like a flea thing is just some kind of self deprecating humble Bayou charm he's worked out for the ladies.
mutt

Fixing the flaw in the server now....appreciate the feedback
smithy A no bullshit affiliate program....at last !!

mutt, not us ...

smithy, want to sell me some of that exit traffic?! :-)))
cj (vaginator) $64 400 in prepays in 4 days!! 1288 signups purchased so far!!

Mutt,
Good point....we do have an affiliation with liveunlimited but gatorcash.com as a program has no relationship :)
smithy A no bullshit affiliate program....at last !!

mutt, can't be General's...he never leaves holes like that
http://www.sweeteenpussy.com/join/images/
;-)))
Serge

http://www.sweeteenpussy.com/join/images/joinpic01.jpg

Mutt, somebody is using MikeAI's dick without consent!
;_)))
Serge

oops wrong URL

http://www.sweeteenpussy.com/join/


mutt

LOL smithy
oprano used to have a resident spell checker ... i think ...
***********************************

yes, we did, but she went beserk in Vegas after she thought her purse was stolen by webmasters....we never heard from her again
;-))
Serge

i'll get it for you TE. Her name is 'Krazeeazz'.
mutt

Anybody have the top female winners e-mail addy. I've heard from everybody but her about claiming their prize.


TheEnforcer
*************************

TE,
you should know women by now...OFFER CASH! (furs or fisting might do also ;-))
;-))
Serge

http://www.sweetteenpussy.com/join

isn't live-unlimited.com Intergal?


mutt

yes....sometimes my fingers are faster than my brain :)
***************************

hahahaahahahahah,
do you have a fisting niche site?
Slavik might be interested!
;-)))
Serge

Anybody have the top female winners e-mail addy. I've heard from everybody but her about claiming their prize.


TheEnforcer

Too bad I don't know how to spell pleasantly and definitely :(
smithy A no bullshit affiliate program....at last !!
*******************************

Smithy,
who the hell needs it here?
this is adult webmasters board, not a spell checkers paradise
;_))

congrats on your new program!
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

yes....sometimes my fingers are faster than my brain :) in a nice way if course :)
smithy A no bullshit affiliate program....at last !!

LOL smithy
oprano used to have a resident spell checker ... i think ...

opti, you got a cold drink ready for me yet?
cj (vaginator) $64 400 in prepays in 4 days!! 1288 signups purchased so far!!

Too bad I don't know how to spell pleasantly and definitely :(
smithy A no bullshit affiliate program....at last !!

I'm off to spend quality pleaure-seeking time with my man and my fur.
*********************************

Your man and your fur? You don't shave or wax? Do you trim at least?

mutt

Hello Oprano,
Just launched last night is a new affiliate program, www.gatorcash.com

Some great new converting sites and "groups" of sites where your traffic can choose for themselves.

I know that you have heard it before but this is a program where there is DEFINATELY NO SHAVING.

Don't believe me? Sign up, send us some trial traffic and check your signup ratio. I'm sure that you will be MORE than pleasently surprised.

After the first month we will look at paying the "good guys" fortnightly.
smithy A no bullshit affiliate program....at last !!

I'm off to spend quality pleaure-seeking time with my man and my fur.
Wishing you all a good night...I know I have one.
Cassandra

i haven't sent him the money to cover it yet :-))))
*****************************

well,
John is a big boy and he can take care of himself
;-)))

don't put finger in HIS mouth,
;-)))
Serge

If you read my post, mutt, I didn't say what does or doesn't give me pleasure.
Cassandra

AHA! So you admit that being fisted is pleasurable.
*********************************

You don't Mutt?? >:)
Optional ½ empty

LOL serge
that's ok, i haven't sent him the money to cover it yet :-))))

slav, how was your easter break? did you behave yourself?! :-)
cj (vaginator) Got your share of $2 million yet? Only 13 days to go!!!!

Mutt,
have you ever been fisted???
;-)))
Serge

Unlike the rest in this crowd, I do not mix business and pleasure
**********************************

AHA! So you admit that being fisted is pleasurable.


mutt

You can ask around.
*******************************

damn!

did anybody from this industry fuck Cassandra?
Serge

My previous post was meant just for you, Slavdogg.
Cassandra

Unlike the rest in this crowd, I do not mix business and pleasure. I have a man in my life who is not only intelligent and a great lover, but also a good provider. I would never cheat on him with people from this industry. Never have, never will. You can ask around.
Cassandra

cj,
don't believe for a sec if he stiffs you with wiring fees...he wrote the check!
;-)))
if all goes well, we'll start brokering them as well,
do you mind?
;-))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

LOL
i told john to wire himself money :-))))

monk, so how's your online empire going? done anything interesting or innovative lately?
cj (vaginator) Got your share of $2 million yet? Only 13 days to go!!!!

Slav,
Internext
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Prepaid... what will they think of next??

Monk
********************

Monk,
http://cotac.com is prepaid by Sexhit...and I am the dumbest fuck ever walked the the face of the internet
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

CJ - you've got mail, beautiful! ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

well the old girl loosens up pretty quickly after a few drinks.


mutt

Confucy likes to be fisted.
*********************************

she does????

I thought you couldn't get with her beyond first base
;-)))
Serge check processing of STEEL!

Jim,
are you coming to NO?
Serge check processing of STEEL!

Confucy likes to be fisted. She has a.......well let's just say she has a 'roomy' vagina.


mutt

Now I'm off for an evening on the town with Mr. Cash. Will nudity be involved? Only time will tell.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

If i have anything to say about it hell yeah!

It's fuckin COLD up here!!!
MrCash

who's Cassandra, Confucy's sister?

Who here does video capturing? What's a moderately priced capture card that does a good job?
I just download a FoxSports Behind the GLory program about Vince Carter. It's huge. 18 MB's per minute of video. Is that standard for a DivX movie? I thought the reason DivX was the big thing now is that it was great quality with small file sizes. You can get pretty damn good quality movies with Windows Media at like 2 MB's per minute.


mutt

this might be old news to some, but i just read it
http://avn.digitalod.com/query/?for=news&eid=10401

fisting videos are now legal to sell in CA!



Cassandra, do you like being fisted ?


Slavdogg

Meni, i just got back from hawaii,
whats in FL ?


Slavdogg

As the most erudite contributor to these proceedings, Slavdogg, we would like you to know that we always have room for people of your intellect and analytical ability in our company.
Do you have online posting of your resume? How can you be reached so that we may discuss employment opportunities?
Cassandra

Luna,
Ah, but I speak Spanish, which is pretty close.;}}}
Torone

I sat at the seminar in Miami last August and listened to Clay from Epoch talk about their company and how great it was and I just chuckled. I'm a bit jaded I guess. I have to admit they lived up to their word and have definately turned things around.

Now I'm off for an evening on the town with Mr. Cash. Will nudity be involved? Only time will tell. ;)


Ulfie Nothing to see here, alright people, break it up

Slav you freak
you going to FL?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

"that i've paid out in 3 days what you would be lucky to see in a year"

yes cj, I am in awe of your traffic moving abilities.

Prepaid... what will they think of next??

Monk Want part of $25??......Tune into Oprano on Oct. 28, 2005

anons some time have good points.

Is MC still ok with processing for these sites ?


Slavdogg

I believe it's just Visa USA at the moment. We've dropped all processing for those sites but I believe that there are some places still processing for the fake/implied sites, and some that will let you process it with everything but Visa.
Cassandra

Important Update Regarding VISA Lolita, Peda, Preteen Rule

VISA has communicated to their Acquiring Banks today that they are extending this rule to prohibit settling transactions for content which is considered to be 'child erotica'.

VISA considers child erotica to be 'suggested' child pornography and they are now including this type of content in their prohibition.

Merchants are no longer allowed to settle transactions for any sites (commonly referred to as lolita sites), which have images of unclothed boys or girls under the age of 18. The penalty for settling transactions with this type of content (as well as Bestiality) is termination from the VISA program.

Clay
Clay (ROCK SOLID PROCESSING) Epoch

ha ha Serge, you are a card.

try to stay out of the way of the "pond scum" that has infected this business like most others.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I would agree with this
thank you for the insight :)
Blondy

"cj has $2 millions in PRE PAYMENTS for traffic and barely moved $60,000 in 3 days"

What does that tell you??
monk
----

that i've paid out in 3 days what you would be lucky to see in a year

monk, everyone can take part ... i've even approved a few 5 signup pre-pays so you are elligible too ... so no need to be bitter!

morning oprano!

cj (vaginator) Got your share of $2 million yet? Only 13 days to go!!!!

Serge, Wig, thanks for the kudos.

Just "adding to the gumbo"

Hehe, "even a blind squirel finds a nut every once in a while"

Mspice Mspice Rides Again!

Wig,

There are some obvious problems with taking checks on "real product" sales as opposed to membership sales, but drop me an "e" when you get a chance and we can certainly discuss it.

Since you're in that business, you probably have a better overall take than I do ;)


Mspice Mspice Rides Again!

Uh, yeah. what I meant was well said. ;-))


Wig

MSpice,
very well put!
Serge

Mspice,

We said. btw, who does your check
processing? ;-))
Wig

everyone is in the cover our ass mode these days.
A ? I keep asking is where is the biz going to end up in the next few months??
***************************

Blondy, Is everyone really or just some folks???
Wig

I keep asking is where is the biz going to end up in the next few months??
********************************

Blondy, first let me say that I'm not picking on you, because my comments might be missunderstood, but I think this is a very interesting question.

Here's my take...

It seems to me that the adult business is not really all that different from any other business.

There are honest and hard working Lawyers in the world, but there is a general distrust of Lawyers in general (and a lot of jokes) because of the "shisters" that are mixed in.

There are thoughtful and caring doctors in the world, and there are also those that would rather scam insurance companies and medicade/care which leaves ALL of us holding the bag.

And there are totally "above board" pornographers in the world, who in my opinion may well be left "holding the bag" when the sleazy operators crawl back into the holes that they came from to avoid the long arm of the law.

I don't know the answer, or if there is one, but I do know that the best "I" can do is to deal with everyone as fairly as I can (as I'm sure most people "in the biz" do), and try to stay out of the way of the "pond scum" that has infected this business like most others.

JMHO, yours may vary ;)


Mspice Mspice Rides Again!

Blondy,
in the next few months everybody gonna open their own radio show and trade ears instead of eyes....
I thought you were in the know...
Serge

don't you get it by now that underage and beastiality is the way to go?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
everyone is in the cover our ass mode these days.
A ? I keep asking is where is the biz going to end up in the next few months??


Blondy

I thought that I was the only one that would name one of their cats George.
**********************************

Well, Andy Warhol put out a book of drawings called, "25 Cats Named Sam and One Blue Pussy".
Ounique who am I if I still didn't get that link to Oprano required to promo commercial sites?

Yeah!

Canadian Checks and real-time account
verification wil get you nowhere. ;-)


checkman

Serge,

And might I add that ACH Debit does all
this too for your check processing. ;-))
******************************

damn....another one on the verge of bancrupcy due to the lack of beastiality and underage processing...

let me tell you guys from
Epoch, ACH and Jettis-
I WILL NOT SHARE MY RATS LEFTOEVERS WITH YA!
you are on your own!
;-)))))

Serge check processing of STEEL!

Epoch,
I have only one question to you:
why the fuck do you innovate????

don't you get it by now that underage and beastiality is the way to go?

some of your less fortunate with brain power competitors think so and I believe them!
;-)))

when are you gonna hire few anons to represent the interests of your company on the boards?

follow the PROVEN methods,
innovations are not the way to succeed in this business
;-))))
Serge solid like a ROCK!

Serge,

And might I add that ACH Debit does all
this too for your check processing. ;-))

Plus, we are the only processor doing
Canadian Checks.

Checks are becoming a larger part of
revenues for paysites, so check us
out @ http://www.achdebit.com/sales

Wig Got Checks?

Wednesday April 3, 2002
EMail Plus[SM] Get's Member Plus[SM] Upsells with EzClick[TM] Features.
In recent months, Epoch has released several new features designed to help increase sales and to boost revenues through increased conversions and longer retention. If you are receiving the HTML version of this announcement, you can see the banners to the right regarding these new features. Each one has already proven to increase your bottom line while maintaining acceptable credit and chargeback rations. That's the name of the game right?

In mid March, we released EMail Plus[SM], a new feature which allows you to add your own text or graphics to your customers receipt. Today we are adding EzClick[TM] Member Plus[SM] to the EMail Plus[SM] feature to allow you to upsell from your customers receipt. Now your customers can make an additional purchase by clicking a banner on their receipt! Additionally, the customer who has already made at least one purchase, is referenced by their order ID and are not required to re-enter their credit card number. Another easy way to sell powered by Epoch.

How Does EMail Plus[SM] Work?
Each time you present a sale to Epoch, the approved transaction generates an email receipt to your customer. This receipt provides a proof of purchase, a description of the purchase, the username and password (for subscription sites), and the URL to the website or members directory. These receipts are basically a generic template with specific purchase information inserted into the body of the email. Until now, no changes could be made to these receipts. Now, EMail Plus[SM] allows you to insert text or images into the receipt sent to your customer giving you the ability to customize a predetermined portion of the receipt. You may now add banners and sell (or cross sell) any sites processed by Epoch. Those of you using Purchase Plus[TM] already know how easy and profitable a feature like this can be. It works. Upsells from EMail Plus[SM] will be sent to a Paycom payment form for the customer to approve purchase.

Easy Implementation
What would you like to add to your receipts? Text? Images? The possibility of an upsell? Simply submit your artwork or text to Epoch Tech Support. Text messages are limited to 1000 characters, and images should be in .gif or .jpg format and no larger than 35k in size. Epoch will create templates based on the information you wish to include in your receipts and generate the completed receipt for you. You simply pass a template code to us during purchase to indicate which EMail Plus[SM] offer you want to include. You may request multiple templates. All images and/or text are hosted by Epoch and must meet all compliance guidelines, of course.

EMail Plus[SM] is very easy to use and is an addition, not a replacement, to our existing customer receipts. You may add your text or graphics to the footer of the receipt only. An example of how your receipt will look can be found at http://www.epochsystems.com/email_plus/. (Notice the highlighted area for text/banner placement.) You must include a product code for the item you wish to upsell on your customers receipt. Tech Support can create new ones for you if necessary. Contact Tech Support - Support@EpochSystems.com.

In The News:
FTC Announces First Major Joint Effort to Crack Down On Illegal Spam
Read the story at http://zdnet.com.com/2102-1105-874265.html

Epoch Attending The Phoenix Forum.
Members of the Epoch team will be in Phonix Arizona tomorrow through Sunday attending the Phoenix Forum (http://www.thephoenixforum.com/). We look forward to seeing you at the seminars and parties.

Epoch Interviewed By Klixxx Magazine
This month, Epoch is interviewed is interviewed by and graces the cover of the April Issue of Klixxx Magazine. Be sure to pick up your copy to read the interview with Dr. Clay Andrews, president of Epoch Transaction Services.


Serge solid like a ROCK!

Wall St Not Ready For Net Porn
http://www.opranoplus.com

Which explains why things are so tense at NOOF.
mutt

My George is about 8 and is a licking machine. I have a Dave that is close to 20 now. I have 4 cats and one blue and gold macaw.

Cleo_LinkUP (CLICK HERE TO FUCK)

Hey folks!

Monk, I'm just short the Naz and long
gold and cotton. Still looking for
low in stocks in next few weeks and
them one more push higher before the
larger decline takes hold. ;-))


Wig Got Checks?

I thought that I was the only one that would name one of their cats George.
**********************************

My George is probably older than your George. Regan was president when we gold George. He's a lean, mean, eating machine.

;-)

Webfather

you should find the processors who still didn't get Visa' letters
*********
Why I'm over 18 and not a beast?

Cleo_LinkUP (CLICK HERE TO FUCK)