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Lets all do a cow roast or whatever you
people do up there when I come back up ;-))
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you still don't know what they do for recreation?????

they tip cows into the stream to measure the width!
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 01 Apr - 06:38:34 172.169.212.189 Post #: 70800


Fine. Dandy. Pick Wig over me. And *I* didn't make fun of you for being such as wuss about the cold ;)
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Peaches I'd love to stop by and see you also.
But you gotta understand I HAVE to see Wig first,
AchDebit has never missed a wire transfer and I don't want them to start now ....

;-))

Lets all do a cow roast or whatever you
people do up there when I come back up ;-))

Cybrglide
Mon, 01 Apr - 06:31:22 65.34.116.33 Post #: 70799


Monk,
I'm shutting up myself
;-))


Serge
Mon, 01 Apr - 06:24:54 172.169.212.189 Post #: 70798


Sorry Serge.... market is opening.


Monk
Mon, 01 Apr - 06:22:33 156.34.186.180 Post #: 70797


Monk,
whose wisdom makes more money:
Ian from Toronto or
Monk from Toronto?
;-))

there is something in the air due to proximity to Niagara Falls
;_)))
Serge
Mon, 01 Apr - 06:19:31 172.169.212.189 Post #: 70796


OK, I will keep checking back to look for the announcement.

hahahaha

Monk
Mon, 01 Apr - 06:16:58 156.34.186.180 Post #: 70795


monk, some announcements are worth a month of baiting.

but, i wouldn't want to keep you from your obviously exciting life so off ya go!!


cj (vaginator) $2 million :: wake up west coast!!
Mon, 01 Apr - 06:15:43 210.49.49.142 Post #: 70794


Are people really sitting out there with baited breath?? If so, get a life.
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Monk,
wanna bet $100 CA vs. $100 US that you have no clue as always?

be a fucking man..if you can and make almost double on your money right here on Oprano
;-))
Serge
Mon, 01 Apr - 06:13:14 172.169.212.189 Post #: 70793


"and its not a publicity stunt..."

Yeah....ok....give your head a shake cj.

I cannot believe people still get baited by these pre-announcements a month ahead of time. Are people really sitting out there with baited breath?? If so, get a life.

Out of respect for the intelligent people on this board, I'll just assume you guys are shilling for cj.

Monk
Mon, 01 Apr - 06:10:16 156.34.186.180 Post #: 70792


"and its not a publicity stunt..."

Yeah....ok....give your head a shake cj.

I cannot believe people still get baited by these pre-announcements a month ahead of time. Are people really sitting out there with baited breath?? If so, get a life.

Out of respect for the intelligent people on this board, I'll just assume you guys are shilling for cj.

Monk
Mon, 01 Apr - 06:10:16 156.34.186.180 Post #: 70791


Wig, I am sorry I didn't get a chance to pop in on you (truely)
I was looking forward to it.
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Fine. Dandy. Pick Wig over me. And *I* didn't make fun of you for being such as wuss about the cold ;)

Peaches <------chopped liver!
Mon, 01 Apr - 06:01:40 65.112.37.195 Post #: 70790


Today, April 1 i have 24 years aniversery.
And this is NO joke!
Where is my ....:))
John_Cotac (where is the fucking money????)
Mon, 01 Apr - 05:52:15 67.81.94.47 Post #: 70789


Mark,

You know you are always welcome. LMK
what week as I am planning on
traveling down your way in late June.


Wig
Mon, 01 Apr - 05:49:50 63.151.255.189 Post #: 70788


grab a coffee, and tell us what you'd do with 2 million!!
--------------

come and visit you
:))
dantheman
Mon, 01 Apr - 05:49:20 208.220.30.72 Post #: 70787


dan, perfect timing!
grab a coffee, and tell us what you'd do with 2 million!!

:-)
cj (vaginator) $2 million :: wake up west coast!!
Mon, 01 Apr - 05:48:26 210.49.49.142 Post #: 70786


Serge,

Its bred into them.
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
Mon, 01 Apr - 05:43:50 151.204.103.151 Post #: 70785


did i get here in time for CJ's announcement?
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cj,
who taught you playing with cocks just like that?????
;-))

you are GOOD, VERY good!
;-))
Serge
Mon, 01 Apr - 05:42:28 172.169.212.189 Post #: 70784


<panting>

did i get here in time for CJ's announcement?

:)
dantheman
Mon, 01 Apr - 05:40:37 208.220.30.72 Post #: 70783


Drestin, we have 2 seasons here.
wet season and dry season, after 12 years here you get tired
of opening your front door and being blasted with 90 degrees at 7 in the morning.

how about we just switch summers ??
;-)))


Wig, I am sorry I didn't get a chance to pop in on you (truely)
I was looking forward to it.

I think I'll be back up that way again in June if the offer still stands.

;-))

Cybrglide
Mon, 01 Apr - 05:37:03 65.34.116.33 Post #: 70782


voo, the $2 mill was an April fools joke...

Timon
Mon, 01 Apr - 05:21:25 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70781


LMAO!!

settle down ya'all!!
its like a tank of sharks in here!

just as soon as the rest of webmaster land wakes up, you'll get ya money ... all $2 million of it :-)
and no, its not an april fools, and its not a publicity stunt ... see ya in a few hours!

cj (vaginator) $2 million :: wake up west coast!!
Mon, 01 Apr - 05:21:25 210.49.49.142 Post #: 70780


Ok, Which of you are going
to say April Fools first???
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
Mon, 01 Apr - 05:19:08 151.204.103.151 Post #: 70779


Hey Serge, don't diss my homies ;-))

Timon
Mon, 01 Apr - 05:18:29 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70778


voo, it was a publicity spoof,
there is no money for anyone...

Timon
Mon, 01 Apr - 05:17:47 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70777


Ok, Im up, wheres MY 100k?
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
Mon, 01 Apr - 05:12:44 151.204.103.151 Post #: 70776


because lot's
of people believed she'd actually give away $2,000,000...

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Timon,
people who confuse cj with Mother Theresa only post on GFY
;-)))

Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters on April 1st)
Mon, 01 Apr - 05:10:58 172.169.212.189 Post #: 70775


If CJ would just make good on her word then none
of those things would be necessary....

She's probably laughing her ass off because lot's
of people believed she'd actually give away $2,000,000...

Timon
Mon, 01 Apr - 05:05:33 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70774


I'd rather push pieces of broken glass up my uterus!
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this can be arranged
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 01 Apr - 04:58:22 172.169.212.189 Post #: 70773


Who need broken glass when you have Serge's broom stick.

Cleo (bio hazard)
Mon, 01 Apr - 04:58:00 208.61.44.30 Post #: 70772


Cleo, I'd rather push pieces of broken glass up my uterus!

Timon
Mon, 01 Apr - 04:54:34 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70771


a nice change from the sun and sand shit here

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Cyberglide,

You're not going to get much sympathy out of this Michigan boy. I'd trade you any day!
Drestin
Mon, 01 Apr - 04:53:44 68.42.65.135 Post #: 70770


Timon
Maybe Serge would be willing to give you a reach around.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)
Mon, 01 Apr - 04:51:59 208.61.44.30 Post #: 70769


Serge, I have RSI in my right wrist and I just don't
have the right moves with my left hand to do the job :-((

Timon
Mon, 01 Apr - 04:46:54 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70768


just as soon as the rest of the population awakes
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Wow Thanks CJ! I already got mine !

=)
MrCash
Mon, 01 Apr - 04:40:40 65.35.95.62 Post #: 70767


Tastes like chicken...

Cleo (bio hazard)
Mon, 01 Apr - 04:35:11 208.61.44.30 Post #: 70766


Yes I am a bit dissapointed in cj...

Timon
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why, Timon, why? if you are impatient,
you gotta use your hands
;_))
Serge
Mon, 01 Apr - 04:31:50 172.169.212.189 Post #: 70765


Yes I am a bit dissapointed in cj...

Timon
Mon, 01 Apr - 04:28:45 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70764


14/16...Cleo, thanks for introductions to yoru friends and expanding my horizons
*************
Serge
You are welcome, but you didn't have to have sex with all of them, especially all in the same day.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)
Mon, 01 Apr - 04:20:08 208.61.44.30 Post #: 70763


yeah hurry up cj
jack
Mon, 01 Apr - 04:19:52 24.90.127.192 Post #: 70762


cj,
are you waiting for April 1st in Hawaii???
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 01 Apr - 04:16:36 172.169.212.189 Post #: 70761


Cybrglide,

You pussy! Thanks for stopping by, too. Dick! ;-))


Wig
Mon, 01 Apr - 03:43:39 63.151.255.189 Post #: 70760


cj, I'm awake still ;)))
SykkBoy
Mon, 01 Apr - 02:04:35 216.67.215.178 Post #: 70759


Ever heard the word TEASE Cj? >:|
----

NEVER

i ALWAYS deliver!!!!
:-)))
cj (vaginator) $2 million :: less than 24 hours away!!
Mon, 01 Apr - 01:12:36 210.49.49.142 Post #: 70758


Yeah you're a wallet tease!

It's even been the 1st on this server for close
to an hour already and I aint seen a dime yet!

Timon
Mon, 01 Apr - 01:06:46 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70757


Ever heard the word TEASE Cj? >:|

Opti I'm a fool for your money honey
Mon, 01 Apr - 00:49:52 210.49.145.92 Post #: 70756


I call $1,000,000!!!!

Timon
Mon, 01 Apr - 00:44:12 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70755


No way, we're here first, first come first serve,
cough up the cheddar baby!

Timon
Mon, 01 Apr - 00:00:36 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70754


What are trying to say here? :-/ LOL
Opti I'm a fool for your money honey
Mon, 01 Apr - 00:00:31 210.49.145.92 Post #: 70753


LOL

just as soon as the rest of the population awakes :-)

cj (vaginator) $2 million :: less than 24 hours away!!
Sun, 31 Mar - 23:58:47 210.49.49.142 Post #: 70752


http://www.timezoneconverter.com/cgi-bin/tzc.tzc?zone=US/Eastern&tozone=US/Pacific&now=1


It's even April 1st where Oprano is too!.. Timon's right spill it Carla! :-)
Opti
Sun, 31 Mar - 23:57:42 210.49.145.92 Post #: 70751


It's been April 1st for 9 hours already where I am and
18 hours where you are so my payment is WAY overdue!!!

Timon
Sun, 31 Mar - 23:56:12 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70750


You wouldnt have if you you WAITED until it said 1st April :)))

Hello Cj :-) Got some money with ya???
Opti
Sun, 31 Mar - 23:52:05 210.49.145.92 Post #: 70749


What did you do to deserve it Timon?
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I called it first!!!

Timon
Sun, 31 Mar - 23:48:32 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70748


:-)
cj (vaginator) $2 million :: less than 24 hours away!!
Sun, 31 Mar - 23:42:31 210.49.49.142 Post #: 70747


OK where's my million bucks??
Cough it up!
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What did you do to deserve it Timon?

Opti
Sun, 31 Mar - 23:39:52 210.49.145.92 Post #: 70746


OK where's my million bucks??
Cough it up!

Timon
Sun, 31 Mar - 23:38:41 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70745


Ahhh.. Meni, I see it's already April 1st where you are ;)
PK
Sun, 31 Mar - 21:21:48 207.202.151.176 Post #: 70744


Mike AI and Serge just bought GFY off Lensman!
Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Sun, 31 Mar - 21:20:18 24.147.73.216 Post #: 70743


I haven't seen one yet this spring
---------------------------------

SPRING ???

I froze my ass off, it hit like 30 degrees a couple days I was there

This Florida boy says thats fuckin COLD !!

Seriously though, it's beautiful country there, a nice change from the sun and sand shit here.

Cybrglide
Sun, 31 Mar - 21:03:20 65.34.116.33 Post #: 70742


cj...yea it is good to get away for a little while and pop around..finally got a couple more major projects out of the way...and needed to stretch the web browser a bit :)

still got to finish writing this weeks monday night newbie project, still yet tonight(gonna teach them a version of mind fucking the surfer and even convincing that same surfer to send them a few of his friends back to the same trap page) and a few rounds of submissions...

voltar101 Cloud Cash..The Skys the Limit!
Sun, 31 Mar - 21:02:39 148.78.248.10 Post #: 70741



wow this is a great site.

http://www.wingnuttoons.com/josie.mov


mutt
Sun, 31 Mar - 21:00:42 66.185.85.76 Post #: 70740



Touche Turtle!

http://www.wingnuttoons.com/touchedum.jpg

little known cartoon character, contract star at Hanna-Babara for a few years but could never break out and they let him go. Drifted into a haze of alcohol and pot in the 60's, graduated to acid and jumped out a window from 30 floors up, not even his turtle shell could save him. Touche Turtle died on June,18,1968.
mutt
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:56:12 66.185.85.76 Post #: 70739


Peaches, so I can assume you don't have any bears where your at ?
they sure as shit did where I stayed ;-))
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Yep - we have those :) I haven't seen one yet this spring - just the results of one getting into my neighbor's koi pond, lol! LOTS of deer, too - my little 20 pound pugdog likes to chase them down....

Peaches
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:54:44 65.112.37.42 Post #: 70738


Cyberglide,


:-) Touche!
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:51:02 151.204.103.151 Post #: 70737


voltar, i hear ya!!!
:-)

oprano is great for those 'fuck the code all looks the same' moments :-)))
cj (vaginator) $2 million :: only 24 hours away!!
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:48:10 210.49.49.142 Post #: 70736



mikeai with the yiddish again.
mutt
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:47:24 66.185.85.76 Post #: 70735


Thanks Serge :)

That's good to here after spending the last 4 hours making and doing new interlinking series of consoles :)

Voltar (VNWR..where newbies learn to earn)
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:45:33 148.78.248.10 Post #: 70734


Cyberglide, dont worry,
I turned out ok.
--------------------------
says who ??
;-))


Peaches, so I can assume you don't have any bears where your at ?
they sure as shit did where I stayed ;-))

Cybrglide
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:45:21 65.34.116.33 Post #: 70733




I would not work with forrest. He is a sheister. ( and not a particularly talented shiester)


Mike AI Make your picks now! Don't miss out!!
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:45:00 66.157.52.119 Post #: 70732


You can be in the adult industry
and be popular in many different
ways, Take Timon for example,
he is popular, but only in the
rainbow room.
:-))))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:44:47 151.204.103.151 Post #: 70731


CSCO??
InsaneMidget
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:43:11 24.222.69.56 Post #: 70730


Okay, thanks Serge and CJ.

Didn't know Forest was that popular! ;)
InsaneMidget
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:42:22 24.222.69.56 Post #: 70729


webmasters have never been shy when talking about forest :-)
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cj,
there is one thing I trust Forest 100%...when he said twice in 6 months that he sold CSCO at $62...I belived him second time,
nobody's memory is that good with numbers
;-))
Serge
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:41:26 172.154.248.227 Post #: 70728


I hope weather.com has made a
mistake in the weather forcast for tomorrow in NY.
Says, Wind 83mph.


voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:40:59 151.204.103.151 Post #: 70727


Voltar (VNWR..where newbies learn to earn)
Sun, 31 Mar 2002 08:37:33 - IP: 148.78.248.10 - Post # 70724
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Midget, Voltar you can trust...
check his URL,
one of the best starting points on the adult web
Serge
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:39:18 172.154.248.227 Post #: 70726


Email me if you'd like to keep it of the boards.
---

insanemidget, all you need to do is go searching back in the archives of webmaster boards for all the comments you need :-)

webmasters have never been shy when talking about forest :-)

cj (vaginator) $2 million :: only 24 hours away!!
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:38:39 210.49.49.142 Post #: 70725


May you have a Happy Easter Oprano!

Voltar (VNWR..where newbies learn to earn)
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:37:33 148.78.248.10 Post #: 70724


what would they be teaching my kids in school ?
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What school??!! ;)

That's why I waited until mine graduated before I moved to the sticks :) I tell you though - I just took the dogs out - not a sound in the air except stream (less than 1 cow wide ;)) trickling and the leaves blowing - peaceful and quiet....I could NEVER move back to the city!

Peaches
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:33:19 65.112.37.42 Post #: 70723


shitty, so I should just back off from this guy?

I mean, I'm familiar with the "adult webmaster" work and tasks, but when it comes to other adult webmasters, I don't know shit...Asked around if someone wanted to go partners, this guy contacted me. I've never worked with anyone else before, so I'm finding it a bit hard trusting people. Thanks for the help, if you guys know any details of why I shouldn't work with/for this guy, then I'd like to know them. Email me if you'd like to keep it of the boards. Thanks again...
InsaneMidget
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:27:34 24.222.69.56 Post #: 70722


yeah, Claudia...but she can't be trusted, that's what John and Mart say and I trust them both!
Serge
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:25:03 172.154.248.227 Post #: 70721


Cyberglide, dont worry,
I turned out ok.
:-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:24:42 151.204.103.151 Post #: 70720


Peaches, I don't know if I can live in a place
that uses cows as a device for measurement ;-))

what would they be teaching my kids in school ?

;-))
Cybrglide
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:24:01 65.34.116.33 Post #: 70719


Serge,

dont forget Claudia.
;-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:23:22 151.204.103.151 Post #: 70718


so this "Freewilli" character, is he a good guy or not? He seems alright, just don't want to work with the wrong folks. Any help would be great....thanks
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well.....there are few people who would give Forest recomendation he wouldn't be accepted to a state penetentiary
;-))

ask nice people about him...KK, 12 Clicks, those guys adore him!
Serge
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:22:06 172.154.248.227 Post #: 70717


14/16...Cleo, thanks for introductions to yoru friends and expanding my horizons
;_))
Serge
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:19:05 172.154.248.227 Post #: 70716


example one. we are looking at property in E. Tenn
the agent teels us the property has a stream on it.I say "ohhh that would be nice, how big is it"
she tell me ... "it's 3 cows wide"
WTF is 3 cows wide ???
this is just for starters too ..
*****************************
Mark! East TN is spitting distance (hehehe) from me, Wig and Sweet-T (Sweet-T's not a "full timer" though ;))

3 cows wide is a nice size for a stream :)
Peaches
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:18:10 65.112.37.42 Post #: 70715


More of a commission based partner...
InsaneMidget <<< Please spam me, it turns me on...
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:17:41 24.222.69.56 Post #: 70714



when you say work with him what do you mean? are you going to be an employee or a partner?

mutt
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:16:13 66.185.85.76 Post #: 70713


so this "Freewilli" character, is he a good guy or not? He seems alright, just don't want to work with the wrong folks. Any help would be great....thanks
InsaneMidget <<< Please spam me, it turns me on...
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:13:30 24.222.69.56 Post #: 70712


Do you guys know a dude that goes by "Freewilli" his first name is "Forest"???
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yes, we do...rumor has it that he is an older son of one tranny couple, but he insists it was never proven ...
Serge
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:13:22 172.154.248.227 Post #: 70711


12 / 16

damn glad i'm married


Cybrglide
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:11:16 65.34.116.33 Post #: 70710


why?
I don't have pay sites...
I have only one free site and it has the outmost profitable design for ages...costed me zero,
http://cotac.com
Serge
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:10:30 172.154.248.227 Post #: 70709


I got 13 out of 16, but I know of few of the trannies in the pics.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:10:24 208.61.44.30 Post #: 70708



Do you guys know a dude that goes by "Freewilli" his first name is "Forest"??? Just wondering what you guys know about him....
InsaneMidget I design graphics! Buy them so I can feed myself!

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Forest was Serge's protege. He thought so highly of him that he sent him out of his nest here because he knew there were much bigger things for "Freewilli" and Oprano could only hold him back.
It hurt Serge very much to see Forest go, some people say he actually wept.
mutt
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:09:36 66.185.85.76 Post #: 70707


got 12/16, that means that there is still a chance I could hit on a fucking tranny..........

sick shit
InsaneMidget <<< Please spam me, it turns me on...
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:08:29 24.222.69.56 Post #: 70706


I see Mr.Serge

How about you purchase, let's say 5 paysite designs from me and we call it even??

;-))
InsaneMidget <<< Please spam me, it turns me on...
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:05:32 24.222.69.56 Post #: 70705



take this test.

I suck. i only got 9 out of 16. Danny Bonaduce laughs @ me.

http://b3ta.com/femaleorshemale

mutt
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:04:59 66.185.85.76 Post #: 70704


http://msnbc.com/news/730950.asp?cp1=1

scroll down and look on the left side ... the chick that wrote the article looks a LOT like miranda from sex in the city!!

g'day all!

cj (vaginator) $2 million :: only 24 hours away!!
Sun, 31 Mar - 20:02:13 210.49.49.142 Post #: 70703


If you opened up today, wouldn't everyone be a first time poster?
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nope...majority of posters here do it since 1996-97
;_))
they got their $1000 loooooooooooong time ago
;-)
Serge
Sun, 31 Mar - 19:58:16 172.154.248.227 Post #: 70702


Do you guys know a dude that goes by "Freewilli" his first name is "Forest"??? Just wondering what you guys know about him....
InsaneMidget I design graphics! Buy them so I can feed myself!
Sun, 31 Mar - 19:54:00 24.222.69.56 Post #: 70701