Worst Cars of the millenium..


http://cartalk.cars.com/About/Worst-Cars/results1.html
grimm (Blow Me)

damn, i guess at the boil I'm going to have to be a asshole to make the list:)
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Why wait, start now.

Everyone at oprano sucks.
:-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

http://wildcat.arizona.edu/papers/93/20/01_1_m.html


CJ...where do i get my piece?;)
grimm (Blow Me)

or your wife's snapper
-----------------------------

is this an all you can eat deal ??

Wig can you post a few pics so I can decide ?

;-))
Cybrglide

Wig, I'm not sure if Cybrglide would rather have the smoked buffalo penis, or your wife's snapper ;) I need to give you a "heads up", BTW...I'll email or call you later today....
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I'd opt for the snapper, although my
buffalo penis was pretty tasty. ;-))

I'll be around, but maybe outside for
a while. It sure is nice out today.


Wig checks make twice what credit cards do per sign-up!

castilla, just went long for the bravos:))
3-4-5 hitters in the lineup could go 100+hrs
gonna be a fun year

damn, i guess at the boil I'm going to have to be a asshole to make the list:)
dantheman

Congrats Shok!!! It's ok that Billy mixed you up with "Licked the most assholes in a month" You still deserve the recognition.
RRRED Wegcash.... it is what it is :)

Cj,

congrats on the great promotion, Sex hit is all about good news:)
-----------------

Shok, wtg on being the #1 asshole:)
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Pk, Our mariners are gonna rock this year, I feel good about it, can't wait for today's game:))

sextoyking

Mutt.. its only a short ride to get here...1day, 6hours, 44minutes !

Are you coming ???


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Shok is asshole of the month for April, and he is a fool !!

HAHAHA! I raff at Arien. I am owner Sex.biz! i put pichur of yung girl with no closes on and mak
10 milyun US dollas!

fuck you Arien! Su me bich!
Korean Man

Come on, Alien is always honest, and on the ball!!


Mike AI
***************************

not on MY ball!
;-))
Sharky covered it!
;-)))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

No Phoenix for me : (


I will be here in New Orleans cooking at the Hi-Rise annual Crawfish Boil !! (And now BBQ)

Anybody who is coming to town let me know via email so I can make some plans. I know a lot of you are ready to suck some heads and pinch some tails so let me know : )





Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Shok is asshole of the month for April, and he is a fool !!

Sharky,
you covered my dick because your steak gave me the biggest hard on of my life!
check how tin foil is deformed from inside!
;_))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

try harder, darling, and one day...............who knows?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I think I am far to sweet to ever fall into that categorie.
Now if you had a bitch of the month I may fall into that categorie. I am very hard to live with for that one hour before dinner. :)


Blondy

Shok! I'm sitting here just beaming with pride for you :) I, for one, know you worked especially hard on this honor and it shows ;)

No Phoenix for me - you'll have to find someone else to try to keep you sober :) But if anyone is going to be in the Outer Banks area 4/14-4-26 you're more than welcome to stop by when I'm there for my yearly pilgrimage.

Wig, I'm not sure if Cybrglide would rather have the smoked buffalo penis, or your wife's snapper ;) I need to give you a "heads up", BTW...I'll email or call you later today....

Congrats on the program, CJ! And people were wondering what the "next new thing" was going to be :)))

Peaches

Wait, hold the .biz bus! I remember Alien bragging he was going to get sex.biz that he had a trademark on it!

Come on, Alien is always honest, and on the ball!!


Mike AI Make your picks now! Don't miss out!!

A South Korean man has bought the www.sex.biz internet domain name, which a registration company said yesterday could net him $10 million.

http://www.opranoplus.com

bwahahaha......sex.biz worth 10 million dollars. Yeah and sex.tv was worth 2 million per year. Sex.biz is worth 15 dollars and a lifetime supply of Turtle Wax.

ok it's worth a bit more than 15 bucks but not too much.
mutt Figured Out How To Spam 'Teoma' Yet?

http://www.iccinetwork.com/cook/chefs.jpg

Damn Cybrglide... I look sad.. I think it's cause Serge didn't approve of my steak.. I had to cover his dick with the plate!


sharky Try My steak

shok, its my all new asshole block :-))

i'll go out of na and see what happens
cj (vaginator) $2 million, 40 000 signups, 15 days ... get your share here

Timon just to let you know.. unless an asshole in good standing is willing to nominate you, you can never be an asshole on my list.

So keep up the good work and I am sure somebody will put a good work in for you !!

Anybody ???


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Shok is asshole of the month for April, and he is a fool !!

Shok congradulations!

I think CJ's ICQ is clogged with everyone putting in their orders for their cut of

$2,000,000.00

I know I want my share!


Mike AI Make your picks now! Don't miss out!!

I am glad to see my name isn't there. :)


Blondy
***********************

Blondy,
not that you aren't trying, but...try harder, darling, and one day...............who knows?
;-)))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

hey there CJ!
my icq wont go through to you for some reason

Shok Im an asshole

shok!!
hi there sir asshole!
:-)

cj (vaginator) $2 million, 40 000 signups, 15 days ... get your share here

how many webmasters does it take to cook a few steaks ?

http://www.iccinetwork.com/cook/chefs.jpg
Cybrglide

Morning Serge,
Seems strange that Easter Monday lands on April Fools day.
I wondy if it has any deep meaning?

I wonder if I nominated my boss as asshole of the month I would get fired?? hmm

I am glad to see my name isn't there. :)


Blondy

WOW! I finally made it.
I would like to thank everyone for bringing out the asshole in me that I knew I had. hehe Thanks Billy!!

Im gonna strive to be an even better asshole starting later this week in Phoenix lol
who is going?

Shok Im an asshole

Colin,
quick reminder:
on the day when sponsors of Oprano make announcements,
the non sponsors can only watch and jerk off...

I hope you understand...
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

Heck even PK is on the list!! ;-))

Timon

Ha now I have proof for all people who don't believe I am one
of the nicest if not THE nicest person in the business...

I am not listed on a top50 of assholes where even Colin
is listed on ;-))

http://isjustanasshole.com/

Timon

Mutt.. remember you are in the top ten and you do have a shot at being asshole of the month..

I wonder what I would use as a picture of you since I don't have one : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Shok is asshole of the month for April, and he is a fool !!

wasn't it enough that you made Shok the Asshole of the Month? Did you have to add that he's a fool also? You are getting downright vicious Billy.
mutt

shok, the classic horny devil!!!!
i think i see a shot of jager there somewhere ...

cj (vaginator) $2 million, 40 000 signups, 15 days ... get your share here

It's April 1st and that means one thing, time to announce who is Asshole of the Month !!

Well congrats to Shok another fine asshole !

Shok I hope you love the picture : )


http://isjustanasshole.com



Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Shok is asshole of the month for April, and he is a fool !!

http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html
Colin Join4Free $1/email. Starting now! No joke!

Porn out in SE's ?

http://msnbc.com/news/732351.asp

Yeah right... it is still doing very well. Surfers might know where else to look now.


Mike AI Make your picks now! Don't miss out!!

Scott PB must be good on collections, cause he is terrible on making good on his word. Still waiting for a deal on stolen content.


I guess sometimes you cannot treat people as a gentleman, even if you have common friends.

I should have just let the attorneys handle it. I guess I will turn it over to them at the end of the week. I think there were some people who have had some success down under with copyright violators.

I know I can go after the hosts who are here in the US with the DMCA.


Mike AI Make your picks now! Don't miss out!!

HAHAHA they are gonna wish that all they did was broke into
Scott's house when Vladimir Shapiro catches up with them ;-))

Timon

or you will have to deal with the agency of timon ...
...who is the best student of ScottPB school of Collections
;-))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

Timon... um... for the first 5 minutes maybe!

;-)

fatbaby

OK CJ- you can send me a check for $1,542,040.00 now... when do the signups have to be sent by?
---

30 days :-)
or you will have to deal with the agency of timon ...
cj (vaginator) $2 million, 40 000 signups, 15 days ... get your share here

16-14? Is that not a probable score?

Timon

Emi,
ya gulial s Zhoroi i Zhora pokakal!
;_))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

BTW what does "tie breaker" mean? I guessed 30... is that ok?

Timon
Mon, 01 Apr 2002 08:11:05 - IP: 66.181.168.115 - Post # 70839
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Um.. not good Timon unless you think the final score is gonna be 16-14!! ;>)) It's for the total score of both teams combined.


TheEnforcer

"she has no problem with wearing a goat costume either ;-))))))) "
-----------
Yeah, but she will first have to ask Zhora if she can borrow it from him.
And fair warning, Zhora doesn't like to share:)

Emi

OK CJ- you can send me a check for $1,542,040.00 now... when do the signups have to be sent by?

:-)

Helen Thomas, that old bag of bones is such a ignorant peace of shit. They should not even let her to press conferences.

Ari Fliesher should could her an ignorant slut at the next press conference a la Sat Night Live!


Mike AI Make your picks now! Don't miss out!!

Why? Baseball is better played under the sun than under the lights
no?
----------------------------

Mutt.. we're talking Seattle here remember ;)
PK

well surprisingly alot of people think Cinderella is going to win tonight.

i'm going to watch Hoosiers before tonight's game. My all time favorite sports movie.

RUN THE PICKET FENCE!!!!!!

Hackman and Duvall are my favorite actors.
Bobby D and Al close behind. Then Al Molinaro.


mutt Figured Out How To Spam 'Teoma' Yet?

Meni,

Thats not exactly what I was
talking about, it says it
is copyright Bill Gates, and
now says Microsoft.
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

I believe this has revolutionized the adult industry.


Monk

Meni,
don't piss Zhora off...he beaten dicks off some folks stronger than you
;-))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

MikeW, Serge couldn't make it Saturday night, he had to stay home to wash his hair
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

"Serge, MikeW met a nice Russian dancer at Scarletts, he told her all about you."
------------------------

good news ... she has no problem with wearing a goat costume either ;-)))))))

MikeW (Filthy Bastard) see inside my mind .... literally

Fantastic Serge
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

yes, VERY hardcore...
we'll be SINGING russian songs too!
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

Maryland will beat Indiana by 20 IMO.

Wig checks make twice what credit cards do per sign-up!

Is she doing hardcore
I can fly down
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni,
I know..she called and I'm putting her on the web on Thursday...
MashaUNDsergeFROMrussia.com
;-))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

voodooman,
Dmoz is really really tired this morning
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge, MikeW met a nice Russian dancer at Scarletts, he told her all about you.
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Anyone know what the fuck is going
on with dmoz????????????
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Thanks dan!

I just picked maryland and now everyone watch in amazement
while I take the first prize even though I have only zero
points at this moment....

BTW what does "tie breaker" mean? I guessed 30... is that ok?

Timon

Serge that intro has made me a LOT of money and continues to do soo
I should owe you but ill call it even
;)))))))
Forest
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story of my life.....
;-)))
glad you joined the club of those who remember that
;-))))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

mutt, in the porn industry that's often how it works,
especially the ones that are in video ;-))

Timon

lotta pressure on JMM. MikeS and HRise Tim and others waiting to steal his $$$.


mutt IGallery Co-Founder On His Way Out!

Forest, I still owe you for putting you in touch with the bitch...my moral debt I'll never be able to repay you
;-)))
_____________________________

Serge that intro has made me a LOT of money and continues to do soo
I should owe you but ill call it even
;)))))))
Forest

Maryland or Indiana, hmmmmmmmm.
-----------------

EVERYONE----->pick Maryland

:)
dantheman

yeah that's really unfair. when a woman does well for herself in an industry everybody gossips that she slept her way to the top.

mean people suck :)
mutt IGallery Co-Founder On His Way Out!

Forest, I still owe you for putting you in touch with the bitch...my moral debt I'll never be able to repay you
;-)))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

Serge

U have been giving me References again.

Thanx Brother
;)))))
Forest

Yep, brutal-recovery&co is glad to announce we have been
granted the sexhit collection contract ;-))

Timon

jmm, i just closed my eyes and clicked ... i think at this stage, my chances are NIL!!!
cj (vaginator) $2 million, 40 000 signups, 15 days ... get your share here

Well, I guess the ball is in my court so to speak.

Maryland or Indiana, hmmmmmmmm.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

KimmyKim worked for Jettis?

NOT

fatbaby
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of course not....I bet there are fuckers out there who just wanna frame her...next thing you gonna hear from this "steve-steven-serenity" that Kimmy fucked her way to the top...
some fucking people,
always jelous of somebody's success!
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

ok so the general is holidaying on the gold coast ... he will return in about 12 hours ... i'm much less harsh with my approval process :-)

if you've got traffic, big or small volumes, and you want to do some real business, this is the perfect opportunity.

serge, timon has already got the contract for 'collection agency' ... :-)))
cj (vaginator) $2 million, 40 000 signups, 15 days ... get your share here

cj,
NOW you really have made me miss my brokerage days...
;-)))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters ...PRE-PAID!)

"Jettis was the best 3rd processing company for as long as they employed KimmyKim..."

KimmyKim worked for Jettis?

NOT

fatbaby

http://www.sexhit.com/2million/index.html

cj,
thanks for waiting for "Left Coasters" to wake up!
;-)))
Serge it's HERE!

SEXHIT GIVES EVERY WEBMASTER THE CHANCE TO SHARE IN 2 MILLION DOLLARS!!!

Details :: SexHit $2 Million Promotion

Offer :: Starts April 1st, Ends April 15th

Brought to you by SexHit, home of the $70 signups, is the largest ever cash promotion for the adult industry. We're giving every webmaster the opportunity to share in 2 million dollars, paid IN ADVANCE for their signups!

SexHit's commitment to being the highest paying affiliate program continues by paying webmasters $50 per FREE sign up, IN ADVANCE!!!

The rules are very simple ... we want new traffic and we will offer webmasters a RISK FREE opportunity to try us out. We will pay you IN ADVANCE for signups you are not currently sending us. This gives webmasters the opportunity to purchase search engine positions IN ADVANCE, do traffic deals with other sites or invest the money into a source which will increase their revenue.

Did we mention we make the payment IN ADVANCE?!

This opportunity is open to webmasters of all sizes ... 2 million dollars in pre-paid signups @ $50 per signup = 40 000 signups. Be sure to get your share!!
cj (vaginator) $2 million, 40 000 signups, 15 days ... get your share here

Timon, we interrupt this Fuck Fest and clear up the air waves for this announcement!
Serge

You never fucked her to agree or disagree?

So then what did you fuck her for?

Timon

I know you agree Serge
*****************************

with whom????

with Serenity?

with Even Steven?

with Steve?

with Frank Caldwell?

with President Clinton?

FOR THE RECORD:
====================

I NEVER FUCKED THIS WOMAN IN MY LIFE!!!!!
to agree or disagree on ANYTHING!
;-)))
Serge

Serge what is your take on this.
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I think it's a balls squeeze...
"Make us prime processor or we pull CCBILL you with recurrings" like they did on Beasty sites
;-))
Serge

Jettis was the best 3rd processing company for as long as they employed KimmyKim and now they are fucked without her guidance and leadership. I know you agree Serge

Serenety
serenity

Looks Like ARS has moved back to IBill as primary. I guess Jettis will really feel the Chargeback ratio in a couple of months. That sure sucks for Jettis. Serge what is your take on this.

Serenity


serenity

Actually this is the first link that came up ;-))
http://www.nwlink.com/~persiank/

Timon

Hey PK, I bought a persian cat the other day and guess what
happened when I wanted to look up some information about
persian kitties on the web??
NOTHING BUT PORN!!
;-))

Timon

Why? Baseball is better played under the sun than under the lights
no?


mutt IGallery Co-Founder On His Way Out!

heheh.. and after what I saw in Arizona and the looks of the last few days, the Mariners are ready to give it a good go again. Durn the dang 2pm weekday game time though.
PK

big day for PK.

OPENING DAY!!!

Take me out to the ball game
Take me out with the crowd
Buy me some peanuts and Crackerjacks
I don't care if I never never get back

Let me root, root root for the home team
If they don't win it's a shame
For it's one, two, three strikes you're out
At the old ball game!
mutt

Okok.. I'm awake now.. that means the entire west coast is awake. Go Ahead CJ.. April Fools us to death ;)
PK

We smoke it on the grill with hickory
chips and a pair of goats nuts. ;-)

sorry, serge. ;-))
Wig checks make twice what credit cards do per sign-up!

you people smoke buffalo penis up there ??
God Damn !!

do you put that in a bong or roll it ?

;-))

Cybrglide

Peaches, we could always treat
Cybrglide to a smoked buffalo penis. ;-)


Wig checks make twice what credit cards do per sign-up!

Catman hahaha, he was like Hooper on Prozac! ;-)))

Timon

i hope Catman wins more money from Intergal. Long time since the Cat showed up here.

Opranoplus News Update
************************

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He lived by the dick, he died by the dick.
http://www.opranoplus.com

New Frontier Media(IGallery) Plans To Turf Co-Founder

New Google Rival 'Teoma' Debuts Today!

Military's Banned List of Porn On Smoking Gun

Olympic Site Built On Ancient Greeks Whorehouse

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mutt

hahahahahaha
too damn funny ;-))


Cybrglide

Peaches, LOL
;-)))))
Serge

Well I'm just here to shill because cj paid me for it...

Timon

they tip cows into the stream to measure the width!
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Exactly! We'll have to roast a pig - cooking and eating measuring instruments is just...well, wrong! :)

Peaches