hahahahahaha how nice that would be serge...
If you opened up today, wouldn't everyone be a first time poster?
InsaneMidget I design graphics! Buy them so I can feed myself!

example one.

we are looking at property in E. Tenn

the agent teels us the property has a stream on it.

I say "ohhh that would be nice, how big is it"

she tell me ... "it's 3 cows wide"

WTF is 3 cows wide ???

this is just for starters too ..

Cybrglide

my pleasure.
Dennis

Dennis, thanks!

Serge

go to s/a8 forum and ask your questions you will get alot more info regarding audis.

http://www.audiworld.com
Dennis

Weird i never saw it before.
********************************

we opened up today afternoon and every first time poster here gets $1000 bonus...
where do we send the money?
Serge

go to s forum ask your question
you will alot more answers.
Dennis http://www.audiworld.com

Serge
Everyone knows that dogs can't fly, that's why we have planes.

Cleo (bio hazard)

Cleo, Zhora doesn't fly...unless I throw him out of bed
;-)))
Serge

Mark, tell us all about it!
seems like your vacation wasn't boring!
Serge

Serge
one word, FLY

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

Why should YOU care what the
mpg is?
:-))
voodooman
*****************************

'cuz I do 1267 miles between FL and NJ and I hate making extra stops
Serge

Why should YOU care what the
mpg is?
*******
voodooman
You know Serge, why would you ask why? If the man was any tighter he would shit diamonds.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

I can't spell SELL, jesus fuck.....

it's not SEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
InsaneMidget I design graphics! Buy them so I can feed myself!

mutt, there is a lot of shit going on, really nasty stuff... By September most of it will be sorted out. Don’t you like freakin summer?!!!
Euro crack.sh

Seel my design work or process the cc for me, I meant.
InsaneMidget I design graphics! Buy them so I can feed myself!

Serge,

Why should YOU care what the
mpg is?
:-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Back from vacation, did I miss much ?

ohhh and i just have to report that inbreeding is on the rise.

inbreeding is the only explaination for some of the shit I seen in my travels.

it's good to be back in Fla. is all I can say.

Cybrglide

Hey folks,

First time posting on this board. Weird i never saw it before. Anyways, anyone know of a processor that can seel design work? It would be helpful, thanks!
InsaneMidget I design graphics! Buy them so I can feed myself!

Serge,
Buy me a new Corvette and I'll let you have my old one.

Cleo (bio hazard)

Fuel Economy City: 15mpg
Fuel Economy Highway: 21mpg


yaikes!
Serge

better in what respect?
Serge

Serge,

Go with the S8, its better.
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

anybody had Good/bad/ugly experience with:
2002 Audi A8 4.2L
Serge

who do u mean Euro? Sykkboy or the hitbotter should have used your script?
What does your script do?


mutt

http://msnbc.com/news/730950.asp?cp1=1

Article on advertising on the web. Finally real world is catching up with adult.


Mike AI Make your picks now! Don't miss out!!

>anyone buying traffic from BEALO GROUP S.A., be warned they are sending hitbot traffic...

TheY NeVeR uZeD mY ZrIpT - buZteD sUcKeRZzZ

mY bOt tRafFiG rEaLlY coNvErdZ.

Euro crack.sh

oh yeah serge I'm certain of that :)

these guys prey on those who do't know what to look for...

I can just imagine the fun I'm going to have with the click program ;))))

maybe I'll just stick to private deals ;))
SykkBoy

sykkboy,
one thing I can say with 100% certanty...
you haven't met those clowns on Oprano...
Serge

You all should be ashamed of yourselves, especially you Serge!
**********************************

why me?
just because Yishai would have your mouth wide open while he shits in it?
and I am not talking "cyber shit"

cum sucking morons are everywhere!
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters on April 1st)

hitbotter alert...
anyone buying traffic from BEALO GROUP S.A., be warned they are sending hitbot traffic...
some of their url's include
http://www.erosway.com http://www.erospics.com and http://www.xhostess.com


keep an eye out for these guys if they are in your program....the main contact uses the handle Promo....
SykkBoy

It looks like yahoo has learned business from Serge, and Yishai.

CCBill would never do anything like that.

You all should be ashamed of yourselves, especially you Serge!



From yahoo.

Help us test our new service

Thank you for your participation!

All we need is your credit card number and you'll be playing in a few minutes. (This is a FREE trial. Nothing will be charged to your card without your approval. We require a credit card to make sure you are 18)
Create Leagues
Play in Tournaments
Win Trophies
much more... <http://help.yahoo.com/help/us/games/leagues/>

Even Steven

http://games.yahoo.com/games/star6

where the hell have I seen this language before??????????????
;-)))))
Serge

oh. well i got Enforcer's picks by email and I see your picks Mike so eveything's cool.

mutt

Here is a list of the top ten news personalities for the week ending September 22, 2001, nearly all of whom received very few searches prior to September 11 (with the exception of the controversial ex-actress Andrea Thompson).

1)) Laurie Dhue, FOX
2) Paula Zahn, CNN
3) Peter Jennings, ABC
4) Larry King, CNN
5) Andrea Thompson, Headline News
6) Katie Couric, NBC
7) Dan Rather, CBS
8) Bill Hemmer, Headline News
9) Christiane Amanpour, CBS/CNN
10) Barbara Walters, ABC

http://50.lycos.com/092701.html

Optional Give us more MILF.. the people have spoken

I wonder what Laurie Dhue makes per year at Fox. Seems like she could make a killing with a website. The 30 something crowd loves her. Personally, her lips get me thinking impure thoughts. ;))


Ulfie

it hiccupped on me too, but i just went back up and put my email in again, seemed to be ok then...

FoxFold Laurie Dhue Fan Club

Cleo,
10 commandments are on TV...my yearly tradition
;-))
Serge

mutt,

Gave me a "need a valid e-mail message" sent ya my pick

Thanks.


TheEnforcer

Anything exciting hapening on this Easter day? Had any good BBQ anyone? What are you up to Serge?

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

you can pick your friends but you can't pick your friends nose :-)
The Producer SoBeGirl 200 Amateur Video /Pic Sets and Growing

what happened when u tried to enter your pick Enforcer? Did u get an error page or just nothing happened? It works for me, maybe server was having a hiccup.

You can email me your pick.

mutt@oprano.com
mutt

The Producer,
cool mofo is not exactly upperly mobil profession...
Serge

Ohh, Skippy that was harsh shot at Ynot. I can't dispute what you say. It does not surprise me any. I do know one thing though. Ynot Bob is a cool mofo. When you want to know where the party is at the next convention, just ask the Master Ynot Bob. And the chicks frikin love him.......

http://www.sobegirl.com/party_pics/bob.mpg

SoBeGirl Baby!
The Producer SoBeGirl 200 Amateur Video /Pic Sets and Growing

Yeah, but Boris is probably hiding around the corner. ;)


Ulfie

natasha???
hmmm sounds like nice
russian girl.
:-)
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Yo mutt.. script won't take my pick. :>(


TheEnforcer

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YNOT??
***********************************

i dunno....haven't been there in 3 years, but how bad can they be?

stop whining!
Serge

Cleo...you've got mail :)

natasha my fetish toplist

you President is not a crook, Skippy
Even Steven

well, I feel blessed...been brokering private traffic deals for awhile now and got my first hitbotter....does that mean I arrived? Will ScottPB lease out his boltcutters? Will SykkBoy go to jail for drinking the blood of the cock who botted him? tune in later today to find out :)
SykkBoy

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YNOT??

I was hammered last night, and went to read ynot. No, I can't do it sober.

Why is YNOT letting Large Cash moderate their Q&A board? If you don't know who largecash is, perhaps xxxpassword.org, xxxhackers.org, animalhardcore.com (where do I STOP) will ring a bell.

These scamming fucks have fucked 1000's of webmasters with their password sites, and now they moderate a board at ynot? Plus, they run a fucking BEAST site!

No one at largecash will use their REAL names. Gee, wonder why? Gee, wonder why they took down their message board? Is it because all their webmasters were bitching about 1:8000 conversions?

At least the posters at Oprano admit they are crooks.

FUCK YOU YNOT. If anyone is SERIOUS about making coin, they ain't gonna get the job done at YNOT.


Skippy

I ain't no King Of All Homos!

But if I was it sure wouldn't be Howard. I like some of these guys.

http://www.collegehumor.com/go.php?movie=yattapv.asf

if u missed that post click and watch it. it's funny. and gay. and disturbing.
mutt

i'm a Bonnie Bernstein fanboy
http://bonniebernstein.freeservers.com/images/bbernstein_2002afc_chmp_16.jpg
Mutt Post # 70640
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This is my favortie Hirise Honey
http://www.texascoeds.com/sarah/content/pics/pictureperfect/index2.html

BUT i just noticed this one
http://www.heidiyork.com/free/curtain01/tight08.jpg
Looks like Chasey Lain Jr huh?

i'll stick to stalking Sarah.
mutt Post # 70398
******************************


This is all just a ruse. mutt really has a man-crush on Howard Stern.


Monk

Only neighbour i had like that was a horrible old anti-milf that lived next door when I was 15... I am sure she got her jollies baring her tits at us young boys ;-)
Opti ½

yeah that's my taste Opti. I'm not really into big blonde pornstar stripper types.

No hot neighbors for me now. Used to have an amazing neighbor, me and my Dad used to spy on her sunbathing topless.

mutt Bonnie Bonnie Bo Bonnie Banana Nana Fo Fonnie

i'm a Bonnie Bernstein fanboy
http://bonniebernstein.freeservers.com/images/bbernstein_2002afc_chmp_16.jpg
Mutt Post # 70640
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This is my favortie Hirise Honey
http://www.texascoeds.com/sarah/content/pics/pictureperfect/index2.html

BUT i just noticed this one
http://www.heidiyork.com/free/curtain01/tight08.jpg
Looks like Chasey Lain Jr huh?

i'll stick to stalking Sarah.
mutt Post # 70398
******************************

Hey Mutt... all these women scream "Girl Next Door" to me :)) Have you got a pretty neighbour mate?

Opti ½

i guess i missed those conversations Mike. I don't think I get Fox's cable news channel. Shit i should look, i really don't even know what's all on my cable.
She's hot. Has she never slipped up and given an upskirts thrill? I couldn't find any :(

Well I'm a bit embarassed to admit it but Helen Thomas gives me wood.
I bet ol' Helen has taken it on the chin from alot of the movers and shakers in Washington over the years.

i used to like Natalie Allen of CNN, think she hit the wall though, possibly drove right through it backed up and hit it again.


mutt Bonnie Bonnie Bo Bonnie Banana Nana Fo Fonnie

bunny Stroganoff...
~~~~~~~
that just seems WRONG!


Blondy

Mutt where have you been? Fold and I have been Dhue fans for long time...



Mike AI Make your picks now! Don't miss out!!

I've never seen Laurie Dhue. Pretty ain't she. News babes are so much hotter than actresses.

i'm a Bonnie Bernstein fanboy


mutt Bonnie Bonnie Bo Bonnie Banana Nana Fo Fonnie

Yeah I just saw that too Fold. I was not paying attention until Iheard him say something like we will have a bigger attack like the WTC is a few months...

What a fear monger that guy was...
Mike AI Make your picks now! Don't miss out!!

This idiot from GreenPeace or whatever...
(on Fox right now)
we might as well be dead according to him and his nuclear security "concerns"

far too many people are using the 9/11 tragedy to promote their own agenda lately....
[/rant]


MikeFold Gotta Love Laurie Dhue

hoiday
MikeFold Looking Good Louis

Damn you guys make more posts one Easter Sunday!!! It is a hoiday.

None of us have lives...

Hope everyone is having a good weekend!


Mike AI Make your picks now! Don't miss out!!

Happy Easter to you all:)
dantheman

beach house?


centerfolds been berry berry good to MikeFold :)
mutt

just taking them out to the beach house for a couple days,
then we're going to the phoenix thing

shes is a basket case...never make it in vegas, nope, she wouldn't...
MikeFold Looking Good Louis

ok Mike wish Karen good luck. You going to one of those Glamour model conventions?


mutt

nope..i just read the story. He is accused of raping some Chinese lady in Vegas not a hotel maid.


mutt

OK mutt...Karen just put her picks in...
she is a damn basket case
LOL
she may have to call one of these doctors for some sedatives
((o;
We are off to the west coast in the morning, be checkin in...


MikeFold Looking Good Louis

yeah and he was just charged with sexually assaulting a hotel maid in Las Vegas. Some story like that.

how do 17 year old girls even know your IM meni?

So Celine Dion goes into this bar and the bartender looks up and says' Hey it's you Celin Dion international recording artist, why the long face?'

bada bing
mutt

Celine Dion met her future husband when she was 12.
And I get hassled cuz 17 yo chicks IM me?

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Vick,

I think the Doctors are out
on that one. My question is,
WHY??? Why would any man WANT
to be pregnant???
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Dr Meni is a board certified Poonologist, accredited by the American Society of Advanced Poonology. That's what he told us.


I am.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Doctor, Doctor how could this happen
http://www.malepregnancy.com/


Vick

Blondy,
I think he's talking something like bunny Stroganoff...
Torone

"ok so now we're talking about vaginosis. Dr. Timonster only seems to be interested in prostate glands so another of our fine doctors at Oprano General will have to take your case ladies."

Best cure for that is Dr. Torone's special penicillin injected morning, noon, and night as deeply as possible (see Dr. Timonster's remarks re: pushing anything up ther if you push hard enough).:)))

Voodoo,
That's the response we would expect from you, considering it was YOUR liver we were discussing...;}
Dr. Torone

Hey it's possible the 54 people in front of you could all pick the same team and lose
********************************
mutt, that's exactly what I'm betting on, I now officially
have ZERO points, watch me rise to the top in the last minute of the game!!!

Dr.Timonster

http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness

It all ends tomorrow night! Make your Championship Game pick today!

even if you think you got no chance. Hey it's possible the 54 people in front of you could all pick the same team and lose opening the door for you to sneak away with $1,000 bucks in hard cold cash and another $1,000 in some nice prizes!

including a nice free dedicated server deal from Sean at http://www.mach10hosting.com

and a nice banner design package from Sharky's boys at http://www.aaaadultdesign.com


mutt

HAHAHAHAHA
poonology!
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

ok so now we're talking about vaginosis. Dr. Timonster only seems to be interested in prostate glands so another of our fine doctors at Oprano General will have to take your case ladies.

All of Oprano's medical staff were trained at some of the finest medical schools in the Caribbean. Well the ones who went to school anyway. Some of us did correspondence courses.

Dr Meni is a board certified Poonologist, accredited by the American Society of Advanced Poonology. That's what he told us.
mutt

Serge
are you talking bunny stew??


Blondy

its all in my plan to belittle you
**************************

hahahahah, you have much work
ahead of you.
:-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Kirky, its all in my plan to belittle you.
hee hee

Cleo, i love you
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni
If it was you or Kirky I know that the last thing I would have to worry about is either of you smelling like tuna.

Cleo (bio hazard)

Kirky
??????????????????????????


Meni, you get very upset when
people refer to you as mini,
instead of many, so lets just
get one thing straight, its
KIRK!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha
:-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Cleo, Cleo, Cleo.

I have had more pussy in
my life than you have.
Yes, its much better washed.
Everyone knows, I dont like
fish.
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

well honey, thats why you would choose me for a night of torrid sex, and not Kirky
I know what time it is
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni
Did you notice that you knew what I was talking about but Voodoo did not.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me) I don't know, he doesn't seem to know that pussy is best washed first

It was JR who was to have
the labia surgery.
:-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
______________________________

Its about time

He was starting to get streched out
JR's GAY Lover

correction
smell like tuna
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

after a very good washing or else the bunny will taste like tuna
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Cleo,

No thanks, I cant even imagine what a horror that must be. No
wonder your not married.


Liver and onions? yuk!
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Yeah after a very good washing.

Cleo (bio hazard)

boys, everyone knows the best way to eat Bunny's is raw.
Playboy Bunnys
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

R3K,
Nope! Liver smothered in onions! Yum!
Dr. Torone

Did someone say somthing about liver with some fava beans?
R3K

Cant you be nice ONE day out
of the year????
***********
voodooman
I'm am being nice. You should be around me at the special time of the month.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me) Does Voodooman believe that he is straight?

Serge,
I like my bunnies either chicken-fried (the rabbit kind) or raw (the two-legged kind).;}}}
Dr. Torone