Ulfie,
hahahahha
Yup, I would be VERY VERY kind.
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Memories, memories...
Dr. Torone

Vick, you should come join my family. On good friday we went gambling at mountaineer park in WV. ;) We'll probably sacrifice a virgin or something today. haha

Cleo, give voodoo creative control of the project. I'm sure he would be kind to you and Serge.




Ulfie

Aren't you paying...

me PAYING????

hahahahahahahahahhaha,
ouch, that really good one!
;-))
Serge

who the fuck started this "doctor" theme?
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I did! Aren't you paying attention??

Dr.Timonster

Blondy,
bunnies taste better in sour creame and garlic souse...
Serge

Happy Easter

How is it that a bunny started laying eggs?

Why not have a chicken or a turtle or even a duck an Easter Symbol?




Blondy

Cleo,

Cant you be nice ONE day out
of the year????
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Ulfie
I'm not sure what to make of his new tag. I hear he had to bribe Serge in order to get it.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me) Does anybody really believe that Voodooman is straight?

Ulfie,

I have no control over my
tags.
:-((
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Hey Ulfie
Been busy,
getting ready to do the first to my family them to hers, 2 easter dinners and 3 hours of driving, baby boy's first easter hell day




Vick

you are having too much fun with it...who the fuck started this "doctor" theme?


Serge

Dr.Timonster,,,,,,

At least I have my liver.
But then again, after last
night, its pickeled so...

voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

And I got my kidney removal accreditation from the
Zhezhuan kidney trade federation ;-)

Dr.Timonster

I notice voodooman stopped using his "beefy" tag when people started talking about selling him by the pound. ;)

Vick, what's up?


Ulfie

voo, I got your prostate and your kidneys in a jar and
you're talking about sueing me??

Get your priorities straight dude!!

Dr.Timonster

Also, got my gyn accreditation from the female gyn resident at one of those Valley hospitals...THAT was fun!
Dr. Torone

ok well, add overbilling to
that malpractice suit.
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Oh, yeah! Bought my license at Woolco's going-out-of-business sale.:}}}
Dr. Torone

Never been to Bangladesh. Took my training at Memorial in Ardmore, OK.
Dr. Torone

I've played Doctor .......
Vick

Dr. Timonster,
Sort of a lawaway plan. For sure, he'll pay for the prostate (after he gets the kidneys back. Those dry cums don't please women at all...
Dr. Torone

Dr. Torone, impressive, but I did a 14 day crash course in
paramedics in Bangladesh and bought a medical license
of the web...

Beat that!

Dr.Timonster

Well Voo, if that's how you want it...
the bill is $1,826,205.73

I got both your kidneys and your prostate in a jar so you
should start slipping away in about 2.5 hours...

You'll survive without the prostate but if you don't
pay up I aint putting your kidneys back in...

Dr.Timonster

mutt,
"let a real doctor in here and they'll have 20 ambulances with men in white coats and butterfly nets raiding Oprano!"

I'm probably as close as you can find here. My grandfather WAS a doctor, my old lady IS a retired R.N., and I used to maintain the computers for all the hospitals in the Rio Grande Valley...
Dr. Torone

Calling Doctor Bombay, Calling Doctor Bombay ....

I need a new love potion
Some kind with calamine lotion


Vick

Dr.Timonster,

You know the old adage, you get
what you pay for???


voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Voodoo,
Was that spoken in a clear and delicate soprano?:)))
Dr. Torone

It was JR who was to have
the labia surgery.
:-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

What are you complaining about voo? You got all that free service!!

Some people just can't be sattisfied!

Dr.Timonster

In case y'all wondered why 'Torone' instead of 'Big Bull'...
Dr. Torone

let a real doctor in here and they'll have 20 ambulances with men in white coats and butterfly nets raiding Oprano!
mutt

Hey, wait a damn minute.

You damn doctors were just
supposed to take out my
tonsils.
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Luna,
?Tequerdes 'Sin verguenza'? !Chingado! !Que noche!
Dr. Torone

The continuing saga of
"General Hospital"
continues on the WM Channel

InternFold

Vick,
You got it!;)
Dr. Torone

"my specialty is gynecology... "
A spreader of old wives tails?
Vick

Dr.Timonster
Then we will have accomplished something! He wasn't even musical before...:)
Dr. Torone

Luna,
Have a great Easter! I'm glad you remember!;}}}
Dr. Torone

Luna,
Where do you want it?;}}}
Torone
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Where you will be able to put it;o)
And yes, I am very fondly, I just forgot that if the situation request of course;O)

I have to go out now, the day here in Florida is just wonderful, going do something with the kids.

Great day for everyone! See all you later.
Luna (ass & grass) Sunny day, I am out home!

Actually he'll be playing a little gold harp ;-))

Dr.Timonster

After we get through with him, he should be able to play the piano...:}}}
Dr. Torone

Dr. Timonster,
"We could sell the remains to that Russian sausage shop..."

Well, that would be recycling, also, plus we get more money...
Dr. Torone

We could sell the remains to that Russian sausage shop...

Rick what can I do you for? Prostate feeling OK today?

Dr.Timonster

Dr. Timonster,
Why not recycle it by burying it in the garden?
Dr. Torone

Yep, $1 mill easy... hmmm let's rip all his organs out
and dump his body in the tonsil dumpster...

Dr.Timonster

Webfather,
You could call me Dr. Curly right now. I got no hair (temporarily).
Dr. Torone

Now, that's a thought...I hear they're going for a good price right now.:)
Dr. Torone

Paging....

Dr. Moe, Dr. Larry, Dr. Curly

:-))

Webfather

But I'll bet that if Luna is who she sounds like, she remembered (fondly!).;}}}
Dr. Torone

Actually let's quickly cut out one of his kidneys and sell
it to the Chinese ;-))

Dr.Timonster

Oh I think voodoo passed out, tell that 250lbs gay cleaning guy
he can have his way with him if he slips me $25...

Dr.Timonster

Dr. Timonster,
Oops! I guess you didn't know that my specialty is gynecology...
Dr. Torone

But won't that, if continued, have the same basic effect as a stomache pump?;)
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If it's pumpabale we pump it,
all orifices at the same time!!!

Dr.Timonster

Torone, YOU have it backwards, I was referring to the MALE uterus,
voodoo's uterus in particular!! ;-))

Dr.Timonster

Dr. Timonster,
You got it backwards. I was giving THEM injections in the uterus!:)
Torone

Dr. Timonster,
But won't that, if continued, have the same basic effect as a stomache pump?;)
Torone

So which part of your wife did you
shove up your uterus Torone?? ;-)

Dr.Timonster

Dr. Timonster,
"the beauty of the uterus is that you can fit
just about anything up there if you push hard enough..."

I know. That's why my wives have all mourned after our divorces...
Torone

Dr. Torone, just jam that thing right up the rectum,
can't miss, and if you do miss, just poke again ;-))

Dr.Timonster

voo, we're medical professionals, no need to worry about us
seeing some things only your lover are supposed to see, we're
used to it....

Dr.Timonster

Dr. Timonster,
"poke it 3 times
with a large needle to let the fluids escape"
From anterior or posterior?;}}}
Torone

voo, we all know better than that ;-))

Dr.Timonster

Torone,

Everyone wants to do me,
the problem is, their
all guys.
WTF?
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Yes dr. Torone, the beauty of the uterus is that you can fit
just about anything up there if you push hard enough...

Dr.Timonster

I dont have a damn CERVIX.

I see a Malpractice suit in
your future.
:-)
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Ooops, voodoo's prostate seems swolen, poke it 3 times
with a large needle to let the fluids escape, after that
massage it with some Tiger Balm to make it shrink!

Dr.Timonster

And my old lady (the R.N.) would divorce me...
Torone

Dr. Timonster,
Of course not. My grandfather would be spinning in his grave...
Torone

Who are you talking about doing
this too?
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YOU!! Now shut up and let me do my job!

Dr.Timonster

Voodooman,
I thought we were doing you next (after Luna, of course).
Torone

Well I wouldn't call the uterus a vein would you? ;-))

Dr.Timonster

Dr. Timonster,
Ok, as long as I don't have to fit it in a vein...
Torone

He'll need 3 injections BTW, one right in the cervix, a second one
at the base of the uterus and the third one through his back into
the left kidney
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Who are you talking about doing
this too?
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Torone, better too big than too small, just poke away
with that thing ;-))

If he get's nauseaus just pump out his stomouch!

Dr.Timonster

Luna,
Where do you want it?;}}}
Torone

voodoo, we used to have an old saying in my med school
in Bangladesh.... if it doesn't hurt it doesn't heal!

Dr.Timonster

Luna,
You need an injection of Dr. Torone's special penicillin.;)))
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No problem, I never be afraid of injection;o)

Luna (ass & grass) brazilian

He'll need 3 injections BTW, one right in the cervix, a second one
at the base of the uterus and the third one through his back into
the left kidney...

The ultrasound is broken today so just poke till you hit oil...

Dr.Timonster

Help! I need a new needle! This one's too big!
Torone

Dr.Timonster?

15"? Dont you think that is
a bit much?
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Oh no, anesthesia is for queerboys!!

oh it's voodoo, ok Dr. Torone, get the 15" needle ready with
10cc of lidocaine please!

Dr.Timonster

Ohhhh my fuckin, achin head.

Whats with the doctors, doctors?
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

I've been dying to try out my new
kidney cam, think I should shove it up his uterus?
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Dr.Timon,
I see no problems with that and if worst comes to worst, Dr. Torone can always nummb him with his injection
;-)))
Dr. Serge

Luna,
You need an injection of Dr. Torone's special penicillin.;)))
Torone

Sorry, wrong link.
Luna (ass & grass) brazilian

Dr. Serge,
You forgot about Dr. Torone...I'm the injection specialist.;}}}
Torone

Well looks like another job well done, who said you can't
drink whiskey with breakfast if you're a doctor ;-)

What's wrong with voo? I've been dying to try out my new
kidney cam, think I should shove it up his uterus?

Timon

Morning Oprano,
stop to say hi:o) and wish a good Easter for everyone.
Luna (ass & grass) Lots doctor today here, can I get a free consult?

Bummer says to have a happy easter also. ;0)
krazeeazz

Dr.Timon,
we are losing patients!

damn!
;-))
Dr. Serge

ok, but it's time for my medical exam so i got to go to. maybe later. everyone have a happy easter!!!!!!! ;))
krazeeazz

Dr.Timon,
would you please examine Dr.Voodoo pro bona?

he was complaining about something...
;-))
Serge

And your cervix seems a little small,
nurse - SCISSORS!!!

Timon

NURSE GOLD HIM DOWN!!!

I aint done with you yet, next it's time for a good old
stoumach pump and after that we'll send the camera tube down
to your colon....

Timon

Dr.Timon,
thanks for your well done exam, the spieciman appears to be a very shy male.

Do we need the second opinion from Dr. Voodoo?
Serge

you people have a good day. i have some things that i gotta do. later ; )
bummer

krazeeazz, he is gone now,
it's safe for you to come back
;_)))
Serge

damn, i'm outta here!!!
bummer

Meni,
something got into Zhora yesterday nite...he was shaking and hiding in the shower cabin and under my desk...I wouldn't leave him in that condition anyway.
;-(((

also...call be oldfashioned, but I could never get the point of throwing twenties at somebody who takes her cloth off and you still can't touch her...in our medical profession they pay us to touch them!
I like being a doctor!
;-))
Serge