bummer, bend over while I put on my latex gloves....

Nurse, I won't be needing any KY for this patient....
do bring me that catheter though after I'm done with
his prostate....

Timon

Serge I hear you missed a good time last night
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

bummer, not at all, unless you are affraid that "doctors" might discover something...
;-)))

but...never fear, our doctors don't kiss and tell
;-)))
Serge

ohhhh shit!!!! now that is scary!!! : ))
bummer

bummer, not a problem, and I am not even getting upset by your lack of confidence,
we have other doctors on board:
De. Mutt,
Dr. MikeAI,
Dr. Meni
Dr. Voodoo
Dr. Timon

make your pick
;-)))
Dr. Serge

serge, no way in hell are you examining me. not happening, no fucking way, dude!!! ; )))
bummer

bummer,
after giving it a thought...I'll take your word that she is female but I still have to check you,
just to make sure
;-))

it's your choice, but the winner is getting exam one way or another
;-)))
Dr. Serge

Bummer,
I used to be a click broker, cutting into everybody actions used to be my modus operandi and as you know..
old habits die hard
;-)))
Serge

serge, i thought that we were cool.
why are you trying to cut into my action??? j/k 0 ; ))
bummer

if a medical exam is necessary by Dr. Serge, that's cool,
*****************************

I wish you winning from the bottom of my heart and all other bottoms
;-))
Serge

Timon,
from my son favorites:

"Whenever you find that you are on the side of majority, it is time to reform."-Mark Twain.

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."-Albert Einstein.

"Don't take life too seriously, no one get's out alive."

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."


Serge

Sure Serge, it's totally normal to associate money with
a mouth full of sperm...

It's ok, we all have a past we're not proud of ;-))

Timon

hey mutt,

if a medical exam is necessary by Dr. Serge, that's cool, but i get examined regularly by bummer.. ;))
krazeeazz

damn Ron Jeremy is even in that Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee Flash thing. He's fucking everywhere. There's pictures of him on alot of gay sites from the late 70's and early 80's and he was actually a good looking sorta porn version of Tom Sellick. Remember that in the disco era a guy was considered hot if he was hairy. I think they even sold chest hair toupees then.

He gives me the willies now. He looks like he should be behind the counter at a Jewish deli slicing pastrami and yelling at people.
mutt

Timon,
I don't see it as a problem...I see it as yet another "mind flight"
;-))
Serge

this is why serge had to retire ...

he kept mixing his MILLIONS with his MOUTHFULLS

it can get nasty when you are visiting the bank manager
cj (vaginator) Want a piece of 2 million dollars?!

mutt, it might be painless, but it ain't free!
;-))
Serge

I was wondering why Serge keeps a speculum next to his mouse.

Cleo (bio hazard)

how many spermatozoids in
"mouth full"?
*******************************
Serge, you make some strange word associations.......
Did you ever talk to a shrink about this problem?

Timon

sorry krazeeazz, i wasn't aware you were female. If you do win, be aware that we will need some proof of your 'femaleness'. It's just a short medical exam in Dr Serge's private office. Painless.


mutt

mr-cash ... that wheeee thing was a classic!!

damn and i thought i was going so well with the pick-em thing ...
cj (vaginator) Want a piece of 2 million dollars?!

Anything exhilarating happing today?

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

hello oprano

hey mutt, just so you know i am a female too and i am up there too. best of luck to everyone in the championship!!!
krazeeazz

yup i agree, JMM seems to get the 'big picture'.

I'm just glad that the sponsors of the contest understood it was a 'satire' they were sponsoring.
But if there is any confusion for SweetT, MrCash, Nick et al, let me reiterate, the contest itself is a 'satirical work', the sponsorships are NOT!


mutt

mutt,
I bet JMM is big enough to understand the satire!
;-))
Serge

yup it's JMM's contest to win now. But anything could still happen if he picks the losing team Monday night. Top Female is still up in the air. If MikeFold's better half nails the winner she's the champ, if not, there are lots of girls, Sharpie,rocki, Brandi who have a shot.

Well if JMM does win, I think we can tell him the whole contest was 'satire', a parody of the many March Madness contests on mainstream websites, and there really are no prizes. Being Oprano's resident satirist, he will no doubt understand.
mutt

Serge why aren't you with MikeW?
Meni
*********************************

Meni,
I don't go to strip joints....since I discovered that lap dances and sticking nipples in my eyes produces involuntary orgasm and wets my pants,
I just quit cold turkey.
is there something wrong with me?
;-))
Serge

at least I got my mill ;-)

Timon
*******************************

I have a stupid question:

how many spermatozoids in
"mouth full"?

;-))
Serge

Confucy, that had nothing to do with you and everything to do with the fact that Sleazy had content providers lined up giving away over $1,000 worth of content. Be truthful.

Greetings to everyone - I read often but just had to post regarding that one. Have a nice Easter Sunday!
Carrie
*******************************

Carrie,
confucy IS truthful. Confucy provided PUBLICITY,
content, shmontent ain't mean shit unless somebody goes and markets the product and confucy's comments, good or bad, provided publicity the show was lacking.

I am not a big admirer of confucy, but gotta give credit where the credit is due and so should you.
Serge

whhhheeeee!!!!
++++++++++++++++++++++

http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.html
MrCash

Interesting design, what is it? :-)
=---------------
just boredom,
JR

don't mind me....
I'm just off checking my bank account for that $400K and as soon as it hits, I'm going to be ass deep in midget hookers, Mountain Dew Code Red (for me) and a large pile of blow (for the hookers)
SykkBoy

Interesting design, what is it? :-)

http://pleasurelabs.com/

Timon

JR, those GSD easter eggs are worth at least a
few thousand a piece ;-))

Timon

and they are vereeee speeecial easter eggs

whhhheeeee!!!!
cj (vaginator) we give jr $1 million or webmasters $2 million ... tough choice!!

went from 1 million to an easter egg.

my worth dropped faster than Enron stock. :-(
JR

No it was $1m for me, $100k for voo, $500k for cj
and $400k for Sykk...

I believe there are some easter eggs left for JR though...

Timon

Timon, you were not offering anyone 1 million like i am

at least i want to share the wealth with them. ;-)
JR JR offers 1 million dollars!!

I think we already established what cut of the money
goes where yesterday... sorry JR, should have paid attention...

at least I got my mill ;-)

Timon

we give jr $1 million or webmasters $2 million ... tough choice!!
---------------------------------
isnt there a question of value here?

i will save your company 1 million dollars... i am not even asking for a % of that... i just thought it would be a nice gift for you guys :-)

JR

JR LOL ;-))
Too bad his face his difficult to recognize with his
head halfway his colon ;-))

Timon

no i ate all those ones timon :-)))

jr, i'll run that past the boss, but ya know what, i really cant see him being too keen on the idea ... :-)))

cj (vaginator) we give jr $1 million or webmasters $2 million ... tough choice!!

... i think he's eaten too many easter eggs
*********************************
Perhaps he ate some of those easter eggs at the
GSD office which would explain a lot ;-))

Timon

is that what you used?
Timon

My email is orion at orionent dot com

Timon

i am just curious what people think.
*****************************
Since when do adult webmasters think? :-)

Timon

the general wants to make it more than $2 million
----------------------------------
CJ, dont you think a "JR gets a million dollars" promotion would be a great idea?

i will even volunteer the time to fly to Australia.

JR

timon, yeah ... the general wants to make it more than $2 million ... i think he's eaten too many easter eggs

:-)))
cj (vaginator) its not HOW much money we give away, but how we DO IT that counts!!

Yeah JR, what's that all about?
-------------------------------
i am just curious what people think.

anyway Timon, i sent you the only known confucy photo i have ever heard of an hour ago... maybe i got your address wrong?
JR

its not HOW much money we give away, but how we DO IT that counts!!
********************************
hey... changing your mind about the amount?

Timon

Yeah JR, what's that all about?

Timon

is there anyone out there lurking?!
or is it just me, timon and jr again?!

evening boys :-)

jr, i need some time to think about that question ... i can't think of any company that's progressive, agressive, creative and forward-thinking ...

:-)))


cj (vaginator) its not HOW much money we give away, but how we DO IT that counts!!

Carrie, confucy has his head so far up his ass that
he can see through his mouth...

Timon

Here is a question for everyone that i am always wondering as the porn landscape changes and companies are complaining (more privately) about dropping revenues and shorter member retention:

"Who do you consider to be the most progressive, agressive, creative and forward-thinking paysite companies on the adult internet today?"

why?


JR

"Sleazybear's audience doubled after
I was critical of his radio show."

Confucy, that had nothing to do with you and everything to do with the fact that Sleazy had content providers lined up giving away over $1,000 worth of content. Be truthful.

Greetings to everyone - I read often but just had to post regarding that one. Have a nice Easter Sunday!
Carrie

Look at my better half in 4th place..
damn, i'll never live this down
((o;
MikeFold Holy Shit Batman

Now this is action:

http://www.stephtm.com/notice-2.htm

Wonder who they are going to now??? bets?



Mike AI Make your picks now! Don't miss out!!

Holy shit, JMM has moved up! Can he handle the heat!

Sharpie is ridding Hosier Mania to move her near the top!

HiRise Tim hanging in there too - OU came and bit his ass!!

One more game... we have had different leaders each round!!


Mike AI Make your picks now! Don't miss out!!

New Leaderboard! NEW LEADER!

http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness

First prize, 2nd prize, 3rd prize and Top Chick still up for grabs!


i'm done, gotta go out. Not happy about it. i'd much rather go to sleep.


mutt

Meni
Do you still love me?

Cleo (bio hazard)

Thanks Serge, but I have that
looking for a pager or cell
Serge why aren't you with MikeW?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Things are not looking so good
for me and the Hawks.
:-((


voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Meni, his ICQ is: 20163213

Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters on April 1st)

does anyone know how to get ahold of Robert from clickman
right now?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Most of them...... I liked Knight and his approach to the disipline of the game.... he was an Indiana ledgend, but it DID come to the point that he thought he was above the rules. That he could do no wrong. Very unfortunate, because he had recruited winners, and is one of the most knowledgable coaches ever. He has quite a legacy, and made a difference.

Sharpie

Damn, my prediction was upset
by Indiana. Guess I'll have
to settle for Indiana and KU
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?) Go Jayhawks!!!

Sharpie, how many of the Indiana players were recruited by Knight?


Mike AI Make your picks now! Don't miss out!!

Yeppers....Hoosier Hysteria! Nothing like it :-0

Sharpie

Looks like Indiana! Both of these coaches are excellent role models.
Sharpie

well here's an opposing opinion about the passing of the Queen Mum from somebody who lives there. God bless Usenet, the most vile mean spirited and hilarious place on the Internet.

***********************************
Good riddance to the peanut-toothed old nazi!!! The worst thing is that
over here in the UK we'll now have to put up with constant documentaries
about this gin-soaked old cunt.

The thing that's really annoying me is that there was supposed to be a
tribute programme about Dudley Moore on tonight, but that's now been
cancelled. Although you guys just know Dud as the "drunk bloke in
Arthur" he was actually a fantastic comedian, and instrumental in the
big satire boom of the 60's. He made some fucking fantastic comedy with
Peter Cook. But now this tribute show (which was going to be on at half
11 at night!!) has been cancelled just so they can show more footage of
that big-hatted wanktwat who didn't die soon enough!!

Neil
**********************************
mutt

well it's time to take down the pick page. Good luck!

http://www.mr-cash.com
$40/signup! $1 per Email!


mutt

YATTA! Catchy tune and you can dance to it, I give it an 8. Would have been better if it was Japanese chicks though. ;)


Ulfie Looking For A New Free Join Program?

http://www.scrabo.com/shatner.ram

u gotta see this. The man from Priceline is priceless. He's an American treasure. But he's a Canadian.

Watch when the second Shatner appears behind him.

it's only a 28k stream unfortunately.
mutt

http://www.collegehumor.com/go.php?movie=yattapv.asf
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
this must be japanese humour
ha ha ha
Blondy

http://www.castup.net/clip_page.asp?ci=644&ak=

can anybody get the video to load in that page?

i've always wanted to see this classic bit of Shatnerana but this site seems to be dead or sumthin.


mutt

You find the most ... "interesting" things, Grimm. :-)))

The scary part wasn't the fig leaves (well, not totally); it was the group standing in front of the letters and *still* spelling them wrong with their bodies!!! hehe

Damn, the Village People could at least spell!

Dravyk Y-M-C-A

Its the japanese village people!


Mike AI

YATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I enjoyed it. Damn long though, i thought it was never going to end.
Is that for real or a joke? Japanese are wacky.


mutt

http://www.collegehumor.com/go.php?movie=yattapv.asf
grimm (Blow Me)

I think it is just to add to that inbred look.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

cap em. Just don't eat jujubee's. cuz if you've ever seen what's under a cap it ain't pretty!


mutt

I'll never figure out why, with all that money, British Royalty doesn't do something about their teeth!

On the flip side, I love watching British TV/movies because they focus on talent INSTEAD of looks...but I just couldn't go through life with nasty teeth if I had a few billion in the bank!

Peaches

think we'll make it through the next century without blowing up the planet?

Get Your Picks In Before We All Get Blowed Up Real Good!

http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness

$5,000 worth of Prizes Given Out Monday Night!

from some great sponsors like:

http://www.national-net.com
Sweet T's got a March Madness deal for YOU!

http://www.webinc.com
Complete paysite designs at prices ANYBODY can afford! And they're good too!

http://www.spamwealth.com
Are you a guerilla email marketeer? Here's a program that will stand by you through thick and thin!
mutt

Hi All,

wishing everyone a very happy Passover and Easter..


sextoyking promoting sextoys for many years:)

Sad news about Queen Mum...we should all be so fortunate to see a whole century...

Congrats BV....that is definitely a 'rush' grabbing an ace....
Mike...uh...Old? Looking Good Louis

Queen Mom was a classy lady, who has had amazing longivity. 101 years... She saw an entire century.

http://opranoplus.com/marchmadness
Mike AI Make your picks now! Don't miss out!!

Got my first hole in one yesterday with Mofit from homegrown, BigE from Wild web Amateurs and Kman from Nichebucks. 160yard par 3 with an eight iron.

How many people are going to AZ next week?
http://www.kmanrox.com/golf/doubletree/BVholeinone.gif

BV_Adultmail __1st post over at Oprano. ..and to make sure it ain't last, next time when I post tag I'll have my link to Oprano added.

got em Grimm.

wow confucy. i have not seen you in this light before. Thanks, that looks like a cool gadget.

what a gal.........guy........whatever you are confucy!


mutt

Ulfie, that was Queen Mother, not the Queen of England!
Serge

Should have read the whole article first. The queen mum died not the queen.


Ulfie Looking For A New Free Join Program?

Queen of England died today.

http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/europe/03/30/queen.mum/index.html

Does this mean Chuckie is King now?


Ulfie Looking For A New Free Join Program?

Oprano will close its
doors.
confucy
************************

the sooner the better...I am tired and wanna go back to my retiree status and "MiamiVoter" posting nick
;-))

wanna buy me out? give me the offer I can't refuse and it's yours.
Serge

Sergey, I serve a purpose. Everyone
looks good next to me.

Sleazybear's audience doubled after
I was critical of his radio show.

You better hope I don't start being
nice to you. Oprano will close its
doors.
confucy

have you noticed that kimmykim has
become a helpful lady on netpond?
**********************************

all thanks to you, you showed her the way.

Good Job, amy!
Serge

must be the holiday, but i'm feeling all kind of love here
:))


go indie:)
dantheman

voodooman, serge deletes all my
"nice" messages...he is only happy
with me when I am bitchy. he will
stop sending me my checks if i start
to become the wonderful loving kind
person i really am!

have you noticed that kimmykim has
become a helpful lady on netpond?

hey, it's Easter! i feel like being
a sweet little bunny this weekend.


confucy

right on, Sergei!
Even Steven

Voodoo,
I'll beleive confucy only after I see apologies she brings to KimmyKim for those harsh words:

"KimmyKim & CCBILL, clean up your act! KimmyKimeister, all you can say is "I'm not going to make excuses!" You are pathetic. You rag on Luke Ford because you say he does not back webmasters and he speaks with a forked tongue. My oh my! Look at you! You parade around calling yourself the Netpond Queen Bitch, and in reality you are Netpond's Dumb Hypocritical Bitch. You cruise the boards with your CCBILL banner, and when confronted with the facts that your company supports underage websites and bestiality websites, you change the conversation to basketball.
"
Serge

confucy being helpful?????

Nah, say it isnt so! What would
oprano life be like if confucy
turned over a new leaf???
:-)
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

ccradio.com is not powered by ccbill
Even Steven