mutt, check out this site for a
very good tape recorder that also
can be used to tape telephone
conversations...

http://www.ccradio.com
(versacorder)

Happy Easter & Passover, Oprano
confucy

hey mutt, you get my picks:)
grimm (Blow Me)

mama mia MikeAI has been on a hot streak finding new chicks! No wonder he disappears so much from the board. Oh yeah, he will tell you about Directnic and all that other corporate stuff but he's a hound. arooooooooooooooo ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOO

http://www.tithound.com

email thehound@tithound.com for link trades!

hmmmmmmmm.......this is tough.
This is my favortie Hirise Honey

http://www.texascoeds.com/sarah/content/pics/pictureperfect/index2.html

BUT i just noticed this one

http://www.heidiyork.com/free/curtain01/tight08.jpg

Looks like Chasey Lain Jr huh?

i'll stick to stalking Sarah.




mutt THE FINAL FOUR IS HERE! GET YOUR PICKS IN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE HERE!

now watch me blow all you suckers
off the charts with my last day entry into the race!!
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Ha! You'll have to catch up to ME!

Isn't there a prize for the last place, shortest female webmaster that lives in the No. GA mountains? I thought I remember seeing that somewhere.....$10K or so plus $1mil in sex toys......;)


Peaches

OK mutt, I made my picks, now watch me blow all you suckers
off the charts with my last day entry into the race!!

Timon

You want to talk about front page sponsors.... I have some too: Gamma Extreme, Traffic Cash Gold, ARS, WRP, Netpond, IGallery, XNet Management & Fetish Cash. They paid to be on the front page, just like yours. Good business people :-)

"Art in the Park" is calling my name;-)

Sharpie This is where the tagline leads...

lol.......ok

http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness/makepicks.html

just put a username and email address in and click on which team u think it going to win the two games played tonight.


mutt THE FINAL FOUR IS HERE! GET YOUR PICKS IN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE HERE!

mutt, no problem, I'll just catch up... where do I start?

Timon

Sharpie,
http://insiteadult.com is another one....
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters on April 1st)

um.....Timon you have missed most of the contest, it's been going on for 3 weeks now :)


GRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! Get your picks in!

somebody remind Grimm if u are talking to him, he has a good shot at winning. Slowpoke.

mutt THE FINAL FOUR IS HERE! GET YOUR PICKS IN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE HERE!

I believe that when someone posts here, their tagline hits do not come off the main page either?
Sharpie
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wrong....
here are few examples of multimillion dollar companies who do exactly that:

http://sexhit.com
http://www.squirtscash.com/

now you know the secret of their success
;-)))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters on April 1st)

Serge .... it is connected to the conference page, where webmaster resourses belong..... All my posts pointed to that URL.... am I not correct? When anyone from Oprano clicks on the tag line - they go to that page... is that not also correct.

No, that page is not just for you. It is for several other resourses that may interest webmasters. We are trading traffic with many, so the traffic to that page is as good as any other page & better than many. It is not a fake doorway....it is the Webmaster resourses page.... just like the sponsorship info is a link off the exhibitor info page. I believe that when someone posts here, their tagline hits do not come off the main page either?
Sharpie This is where the tagline leads...

hmmm...Sharpie, have you made this page just for me?
http://www.cybernetexpo.com/resourses.html

it's not connected to anythign at
http://www.cybernetexpo.com/

that's quite low,
don't you think?

No wonder people with 1/2 a brain don't wanna do business with you no more...
damn...you showed so much promise in 1999....
oh well....

vaya con Dios.
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters on April 1st)

Mutt, I want to play in March Madness too
before it's over, where can I sign up?

Timon

But really, some of these guys are paying 40 50 60 bucks a signup. You know that when you look at what is really going on with conversion rates and retention that this is not possible. Am I right or am I right?
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some people have figured out how to make it work ... some haven't.
our 5k + signups a day allows us to get away with small margins on every signup.

other factors? when we do a $2 million dollar promotion, its not money down the toilet like vipers & tv's. we don't sponsor parties, events or anything which doesn't immediately benefit only our advertisers.

our model differs from that of ars, and I think our program shares the same level of solidarity as an excellent program like ars. ask around, hundreds of webmasters are being paid $70 per signup by us ... almost double what they can get elsewhere - instantly almost doubling their income. in the end, that's all that counts.

cj (vaginator) we pay more per signup than anyone else.

hey meni that's a nice O & A site. I didn't know this soundboard thing was going on.
Somebody was nice enough to tell me when i posted the Arnold link "hey pal, two years ago says hi to u".

too friggin hard to keep up with everything these days, zooooooooooom...zooooooooooooooooom......... things just fly by me.

just got my first Blue Screen of Death on my new computer, thought i had left those behind me.

Has the Stern show contacted Jenna yet meni? Tabitha Stevens wants to fight Jenna on the undercard of the Stuttering John/Crazy Cabbie boxing event. I don't think Jenna will go for it. Maybe if they put up enough money and promotion.

LAST CALL FOR FINAL FOUR PICKS IN THE $5,000 NATIONAL NET MARCH MADNESS CONTEST!!! DEADLINE IS THIS AFTERNOON!

hmmmmmmmm...........ok i've shot my bolt.......need.........to........ lie..........down

there are some CybernetExpo passes in one of the prize packages.
http://www.cybernetexpo.com


mutt THE FINAL FOUR IS HERE! GET YOUR PICKS IN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE HERE!

Meni,
nevaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

I've been nothing but disapointment to the ladies, Meni,
I think I'll stay home and go over your manual :
"Picking up strippers 101"
;-))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters on April 1st)

And remember Serge, DO NOT SAY
"Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight"
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

That's when they shoot that guy in the car and then continue
on foot by that corn field right?

Still my favorite movie!

Timon

Serge, remember, be nice to the shot girl, Misty, be very nice. My future depends on it.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I would but then, well that would make some people dislike me now wouldn't it. Like My momma says, if you dont have anything nice to say...bblah blah...

Look, i know who is what and what is who. Selling contnet to thousands of Webmaster over the past two years has taught me a lot. I would like to say that ARS is rock solid. They pay on time, all the time, all what they owe. ARS is cool by my count. But really, some of these guys are paying 40 50 60 bucks a signup. You know that when you look at what is really going on with conversion rates and retention that this is not possible. Am I right or am I right?

Erik
The Producer SoBeCams - The Feed with T1 Speed - Only 99 Bucks

How do you do it man?
*************************
Serge Elemetary, Watson!

;-)))
Serge Sharpie, and I still waiting for something promissed by some of those people...

Producer, would you like to point out, who those people might be?

Sharpie Ya snooze - ya lose!

Cleo is in charge of trades...I am a mere a bullshit artist around here...
***********************************

You have that black psychic woman working for you now. That girl on TV. How do you do it man? Next you will have Britney Spears ansering your phones. Geezzz I gotta get a banner on your site.....just let me talk to Britney
The Producer SoBeCams - The Feed with T1 Speed - Only 99 Bucks

Yeh, too bad everything isn't like it was in '99. Biz sure was fun then..... it is a whole lot of hard work now.

But, most of the people you see in those pics, you also saw in '00 and 01.

Sharpie Ya snooze - ya lose!

Sharpie, I think you forgot the endless microphone spamming of their own programs as well. The programs that never cheat and payout 100 of sales. You forgot that, yeah... ;-)
The Producer SoBeCams - The Feed with T1 Speed - Only 99 Bucks

Sharpie, you missed the KEW WORDS:
"Memories from '99"

care to share memories from 2001?

"You've come a long way, baby"?
;-))))
Serge ;-)))))))=============>>>>

Bunch of old guys in gray suits who hardly take home 6 digits a year giving boring 4 hour speeches about how to succeed in business...

Know what you mean Timon - Describes these panelists perfectly.... hahaha
http://www.webexpo.net/pics99/seminars.htm

Sharpie Ya snooze - ya lose!

Your boat example made me think of that
movie for some reason.... ;-)

Timon

Timin,
I got it as a birthday present on DVD
;-))
Serge

ever see Goodfellas? ;-)

Timon

Eric,
Cleo is in charge of trades...I am a mere a bullshit artist around here...
;-(((
Serge

the day boat arrives and the day the boat leaves
*******************************

I am not talking about girls silly. And since when do you call the babes boats. Hoes, or chick. But boat will do. So how about that trade man? You also get the iguwanabe too.
The Producer SoBeCams - The Feed with T1 Speed - Only 99 Bucks

I didn't realize Ron drove his viper - doesn't he pay someone else to do it? ;)


Peaches
***********************************

2 jewes in the public bathroom.
-Haim, is taking shit considered intellectual or manual job?
-gotta be intellectual, if it was manual job, we'd hire somebody

;-)))
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters on April 1st)

The Viper's replica will have replica of Ron as a driver.
**************************

I didn't realize Ron drove his viper - doesn't he pay someone else to do it? ;)


Peaches

Send 14 pounds of the best Russian sauages to his home.
*************************

Erik, getting me on board is like buying a boat...
it makes the owner happy twice,
the day boat arrives and the day the boat leaves
;-)))
Serge

Hmmm... how about you send those 2 blonde girls to me
and I'll try to help you out ;-)

Timon

Timon, gimme a break here man. I am trying to do the impossible. Your sarcasim is not helpful. Now how do I get Serge to do stuff he does not want to do? Send 14 pounds of the best Russian sauages to his home. Send 2 beautiful blond girls there to sex him up. Round trip tickets to Atlantis in the Bahamas. Promise I will go away and not bother him again? You know him better than I do. Or is it he knows himself better than he doesn't. Help me out here man!!!!
The Producer SoBeCams - The Feed with T1 Speed - Only 99 Bucks

Eric, I would demand at least a 468x80 banner
on this message board.... fair is fair!

Timon

Anybody around from Traffic Cash might want to check out all their special offer pages.

All coming up with the following errors: "Fatal Error: Failed opening required '/processor/urldescription.inc' (include_path='/usr/local/lib/php') in /web/content/tours/join/frontpage.phtml on line 2"

Or if anybody knows how to get in contact with them ya should let them know.
Andrew Cheap Toon Content

Timon, I have his text link on SoBeGirl and in return I am allowed to call Oprano my home away from home. But yea, Serge, a SoBeGirl banner would look pretty up there. I have a nice one like the American Flag and all. It would make you site look more patriotic. Might even get you a few hits ;-) "wink"
So what do you say man? I will put your banner 468x60 banner on my first hardcore new release contant page...

http://www.sobegirl.com/stsamp10.htm

And I will throw in a 2 foot Godzilla Iguwanabe? DEal?

Erik



The Producer SoBeCams - The Feed with T1 Speed - Only 99 Bucks

Timon,
you got it all wrong...Eric has text link to Oprano, and Oprano has text link to SoBe
The Producer SoBeCams - The Feed with T1 Speed - Only 99 Bucks
Sat, 30 Mar 2002 06:06:19 - IP: 12.43.108.57 - Post # 70355

who needs buttons when text link would suffice?
;-))
Serge

Eric, if this wasn't my invitation,
I don't know what invitation is!

;-)))

for some fucked up shit check out my board


The Producer SoBeCams - The Feed with T1 Speed - Only 99 Bucks
Sat, 30 Mar 2002 01:53:51 - IP: 12.43.108.57 - Post # 70293
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters on April 1st)

Make sure he has a sobe girl button on Oprano or
delete his post!! ;-)

Timon

Damn, Serge spammed my board !
The Producer SoBeCams - The Feed with T1 Speed - Only 99 Bucks

I know....I read the report
----

:-))))

yes, it has us excited too :-)

hey, i've got a blow up doll like that too!! her tit has a hole in it though :-(

cj (vaginator) Plans for april?

He is probably in the same predicament as that
blow up doll right this moment in between two 400 lbs
black dudes ;-))

http://www.internextphotos.com/gallery/categories/Past_Internext_Conventions/January_2002/media/3some.jpg

Timon

Your honor,
Serge How was I supposed to know she was underage????

I'll be damned!
Serge Grimm, is that you????

come thing of it...
we don't have replicas of some euro "porn-stars" smells like they smelled in elevator in Vegas either
;-((((
Serge ($2,000,000 to webmasters on April 1st)

But I thought you said that....

hmmmm... let's not go there ;-)

Timon

Timon, NO, we don't have Colonel Sanders driving Viper
replicas
;-)))
Serge

do they come in fried chicken smell too?

Timon

Timon, I didn't have a chance to smell the replicas yet....but our order stated:

"should smell like a rose"
;-)))
Serge

Hey who needs hookers if there are "other people" ;-))

Timon

Serge, does it have the authentic Ron smell too?

Timon

"hookers and drugs for other people excluding myself of course, being that i am happily married" :-)

JR
******************************

damn...I didn't know you have invited "other people" to your honeymoon!
;-))
Serge

"drugs, hookers and Timon"

Early morning trivia.... which one of these
3 words does not belong? ;-))

Timon

I have to meet this new wife of yours if that's your
idea of a honeymoon ;-))
---------------------------------
well.... er.... i meant to say:

"hookers and drugs for other people excluding myself of course, being that i am happily married" :-)

JR

serge, you forget the type of business we do ... we do not give a shit about webmasters who are more interested in vipers than cash :-)
**********************************

I know....I read the report
;-))))
Serge

serge is giving a viper for 100 000th post :-)))

cj (vaginator)
*************************

cj, c'mon,
I thought you you could keep a secret....

ok, now when my hand is forced,
it's Official!

Oprano will be giving away 19997 Viper to the winner of the Post #100,000 Contest

The Viper's replica will have replica of Ron as a driver.
Assorted colors available upon request!
Serge

but at least Amsterdam also offered drugs and hookers
*******************************
I have to meet this new wife of yours if that's your
idea of a honeymoon ;-))

Timon

serge, you forget the type of business we do ... we do not give a shit about webmasters who are more interested in vipers than cash :-)

and your example of tgp webmasters? the few with brains will take advantage, the rest, i don't want anyway!

:-)

blueguy, serge is giving a viper for 100 000th post :-)))

cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?

...drugs, hookers and Timon :-)
JR

Beh, conventions suck anyway...
-----------------
yeah, but at least Amsterdam also offered drugs and hookers. :-)
JR

Beh, conventions suck anyway...

Bunch of old guys in gray suits who hardly take home 6 digits
a year giving boring 4 hour speeches about how to
succeed in business...

Timon

where do i sign up for the viper contest?
blueguy

perhaps we should have given away a viper instead ...
cj
**************************

cj,
"sell the sizzle..."
PROMISE of a viper goes much father in TGP submitter' mind than $2 mils,
something none of them can comprehend.
;-)))

I am REALLY curious how long those $2 mils be collecting dust on the shelf...I say you'll be out of it in 7 days
;-))
Serge

LOL
well, perhaps next time we will put up some decent cash ...
i mean, giving away $2 million happens every day! how dull!!

perhaps we should have given away a viper instead ...
cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?

BTW,
LMK if you need help organising $200 mils extravaganza!
;-))
Serge

i'll answer that once i'm done giving 2 million of his money away :-)))))
cj (vaginator)
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cj,
2 mils are Dean's one week's gross...
(I know that because I asked Colin http://opranoplus.com/askcolin/ ;-)))
$20 mils would have been more impressive
;-))
Serge

Oh yeah that thing was canceled, that other show is still
on though... I'm not sure if it's worth attending though...
--------------------------------
Timon, they need to get their shit together before asking for money or expecting people to attend.

the only thing that is really clear and remains unchanged is how much you have to pay.

sounds VERY MUCH like an adult webmaster event organized by an adult webmaster :-)

looks like they are redirecting traffic already. :-(

:-))

JR

i'll answer that once i'm done giving 2 million of his money away :-)))))
cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?

my count :-)
not serge's count LOL

40 000
cj (vaginator)
*****************************

cj, when Dean is gonna claim poverty?
He was with SergesCash till the last day.....

how broke he really is?
(in millioins per month will do just fine ;-))
Serge

JR, I bet you didn't know that October is in Spring...
--------------------------------
you know... now my head really hurts :-(

not only that... i need to rethink my wardrobe.

JR

JR, I bet you didn't know that October is in Spring...
;-))
Serge

why aren't you on your honeymoon darlin?
-----------------------------
i leave day after tomorrow for 1 month of exploring europe.
:-)

I like French. Last time i was in France, i really wanted to start studying French.. just sounds so fluid and nice. Pleasant to listen to.

----------------------------------
didnt that event start in winter... then get moved to summer, then start in Amsterdam, then get moved to france...?

the only thing that did not change is how and who to pay.


JR

Oh yeah that thing was canceled, that other show is still
on though... I'm not sure if it's worth attending though...

Timon

that's an invitation i just can't refuse!! lol

jr, i've just started taking french classes ... october will be perfect for a tax deductable trip!

why aren't you on your honeymoon darlin?

cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?

ok, now i am REALLY confused.

http://www.adultonlineeurope.com/

JR

For $2 million you can pierce anything you want baby ;-)

Timon

do you still need that hemheroid pierce?!??!

LOL
:-)
cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?

cj, that's like asking "what's wrong with herpes?"

Timon

what's wrong with nsync??!!??

cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?

Sykk, I think most people know that already...

Timon

i didn't inhale
cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?

ah, but cj, naked pics of me don't phase me...hell I show them off as often as possible ;)

you forget though, I actually do have one of you ;))))

but I could really get nasty and pull out the dirty trick book and start spreading rumors that you drink Foster's and have an altar to Paul Hogan set up in your room and bring your lucky N'SYNC keychain with you to webmaster shows ;)))))))
SykkBoy

Sex in front of the camera is never safe!!!

Timon

at least i was practising safe sex
cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?

One thing I like about this adult webmaster business is that
it's nice and corporate....

http://www.oprano.com/picture12end.html

Timon

Sykk.... does she look upset?
http://www.oprano.com/picture12end.html

Timon

Oh it's the 30th already, I best join in this March Madness
thing before it's too late, where do I join up?

Timon

and remember I have nekkid pics of you ;)))))))))))))))
-----

no you don't :-)
but, i DO have some of you!!

mike, nope, no kiss or goodbye!
cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?

Well .... looks like the remaining $400,000 has been accounted for...

Timon

nevermind...she probably wouldn't get upset about that...you're right
SykkBoy

but Timon, these ones contain a sheep, three transvetstite midgets, a cowboy and a one eyed, one legged former sideshow bearded lady.......


*thank goddess for Photoshop* ;)
SykkBoy

Sykk, I don't think cj is going to let you blackmail her with
a few nekkid pics, she seem to be the last person to get upset
about stuff like that ;-))

Timon

You know CJ I am bummed, I cannot beleive I was so shallow... ;-)
I definately want to make it up to you...


Mike AI Last weekend of March Madness - make your picks now!

cj, I also want my share of the 2 million and remember I have nekkid pics of you ;)))))))))))))))
SykkBoy