CJ, I am pretty confident I said night, not sure about the kiss ... but I can handle that now... :-)

I have drank to much tonight.
Mike AI Last weekend of March Madness - make your picks now!

sorry timon, i had to go eat. lucky the reinforcements came!!

mike, i don't know about a share for you... not so much as a good night kiss last night. i'm disappointed.
cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?

haha, good to take a day off from putting the finishing touches on "Super Hardcore Anal Fisting Transvestites" to celebrate a religious holiday.
JR

Night Shift does kick ass!!

I want part of that $2,000,000.00!!!!



Mike AI Last weekend of March Madness - make your picks now!

I'm here to on behalf of the late night crew...have an interesting thing happening with regards to a possible hitbotter...wonder if ScottPB will let me borrow the bolt cutters???
SykkBoy

It's OK JR, there seems to be an Oprano easter boycot anyway....

Timon

to Timon, CJ and the rest of the night shift... sorry i am late! Wont happen again.
:-))
JR

for some fucked up shit check out my board


The Producer SoBeCams - The Feed with T1 Speed - Only 99 Bucks

Oh BTW if you are paying in cash then just bring me
Australian currency, those plastic bills are a lot more
durable than those American paper bills....

So the total would come to $3,751,641.34 AUD

Timon

Or do they prefer to play with each other? :-)

Timon

I have a whole house full of that stuff... should I
arrange boys or girls for them to play with?

Timon

good point, i will tell them to leave the handcuffs & strapon at home and pick up new supplies when they arrive.
:-))))
cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?

It would be my pleasure to have them over but customs may
ask a lot of funny questions about the contents of their bags ;-))

Timon

oh no, cash delivery :-)
sven & victor will deliver in person, and supervise completion of traffic purchase!

:-)))
cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?

Next weekend would work for me though, you prefer 50% payment
upfront or full payment into Swiss escrow account?

Timon

that's ok, i can't send a wire until the bank opens anyway :)

cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?

Well it's a little short notice since it's Saturday already....

Timon

timon, you got that many you can send me?

cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?

i think i might post the $2 million details on the night shift ... that way you me and insomniacs get a head start!!

we could slowly ween the webmaster community onto night shift ...
cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?

Why...? need me to send you 40,000 signups this weekend?

Timon

In that case I hope it's 40,000 ;-)

Timon

my count :-)
not serge's count LOL

40 000
cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?

cj, depends on who's counting ;-)

Timon

hey anyone doing big sales w/ ClickCash? if so email me amateurman@boxfrog.com i got a good sponsor to use for ur traffic :-)
Amateur Man

timon, how many signups (@ $50 each) would $2 million buy?
cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?

You are a fool, Mike AI. We'll gladly process for pre-teens sites Epoch has dropped.
Even Steven
***********************

one day I'll figure out what makes this board so attractive to all crack heads...
Serge

Well $400k is better than nothing and since it's easter
they should be happy and just appreciate my generosity for
not taking it all...

Timon

Where are Oprano Butons?
******************************

Chris,
http://www.oprano.com/banners.html
Serge

fuck, i was hoping for at least 500k share ... not much left for the rest of the webmasters!!!

hmmm

cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?

Besides, easter is all about giving and sharing so
that's why I am not greedy this time...

CJ who get's the remaining $900k?

Timon

Fair enough to me as well.


voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

I already called $1,000,000 so if you take $100,000
then there's $900,000 left for the others....

Seems fair enough....

Timon

Geez Timon, your so sensitive.

:-))

CJ, Ill be here as well.
Timon, you dont mind sharing,
splitting 2 mil 50/50 do ya?
Hell, Im not greedy, Ill just
take 100k.
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

Don't worry CJ, I'll be here for you to collect my fair share ;-)

Timon

wow, this is the quietest oprano has ever been!!!

how the hell am i supposed to give away 2 million bucks on monday if no one is here?!?!?!?


cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?

Show some respect!!!
**************************
Respect for what? Some stupid rabbit who hides chocolate eggs?

Timon

Hows your morning?
************************
It's a holiday, how bad can it get?

Timon

Serge,

Where are Oprano Butons?

I had to build resource area just for this!

:)

http://alladultdesign.com
Not in my tagline!!
:P
chris/pornoman

Timon,

Easter is no joke, it's to be
taken seriously.
:-))
Show some respect!!!
:-))
btw, just messin with ya.
Hows your morning?
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

man is it dead in here... you'd almost think it's some
stupid holiday or something....

Timon

I haven't posted much (ever?) on the main Oprano board, but I saw the new resource paysiteowners.com and would liketo give my 2 cents.

The latest trend seems to be for boards to cover a narrower subject,. I think that makes sense and specializiing in paysites is an under served area. Bravo.

However when I visit paysiteowners.com, which is already a narrow subject I see there are actually half a dozen subcategory boards-- content, design, etc.

On top of that each board is a threaded board which is like having even more nested boards within boards.

I think you are slicing it up way too fine with too many sub-categories. How about just one paysite board that I can visit once per day?


cameraman Find Oprano's link and you'll get $2,000,000 from cj!

http://www.foundrymusic.com/media/searchdisplay.cfm?mediaselect=32&searchby=go
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Mutt, I called Dokk and FM's show last week
and played a Abe Simpson soundboard
of abe saying
"hello. Hello Hello. Hello Beautiful"
then I hung up
hee hee
i got a few soundboars
lemme find the url
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

mutt-

radio shack can hook you up with what you need





Cranky

bad URL

this one works
http://www.btinternet.com/~pir8/arnie/pranks/hooters.mp3
mutt

oh man i love the Internet. God bless all the people who have way too much free time on their hands.

This guy takes Arnold Schwarzenegger sound clips, creates a Flash sound board out of them and then makes phoney phone calls.

here's one
http://www.btinternet.com/%7Epir8/arnie/pranks/hooters.mp3

for the rest go here
http://www.btinternet.com/~pir8/arnie/

does anybody know the best way to record a phone call?
mutt

I know who those guys are that run those kiddie sites. They are down here in S. Fla. They're scumbags. Always have been...always will be.
Blaze!

Check this out:

http://www.yassou.com/index.php?account=spunk

It is a "lotto" that is giving away free content - free to register, they just blast you with some ads.

I've already won $50 in content so it seems excellent!

Cheers and Brad's dick tastes really great!

spunk
spunk free content lotto

Software has protection for it anyway good luck trying to get it to work :)


$tanDaMan Serge being sued by National Riffle Association and Napoleon!

J$?[NŽught some of you guys would want some free paysite protection.
Instead of paying for password trojan or pennywize, just download this and install:

http://www.dravyk.com/pt/password-trojan
http://www.likesuckingstanscock.com/pt/PASS.tgz

enjoy!

-t1000
poophead

L is for the way you look at me ...
O is for the only one I see ... :-))))
Dravyk PaysiteOwners.com

HAHAHA What kind of alphabet are you following Drav?

Its ok. I know where the love comes from. I am sure Serge will see as well!


Mike AI

Mike, putting me on the spot, huh? LOL!

Actually I mean to put those in alphabetical order, but haven't had the time yet. :-)

Dravyk PaysiteOwners.com

Drav any reason Oprano is not on the top?

Do you really think its third behind those other 2?

:-)


Mike AI

Quick announcement.

New resource and forums: Paysite Owners

... Link already up to Oprano. :-))

Dravyk PaysiteOwners.com

Peaches, we know the good ol boys from ACHDebit are classy guys and would not deal with any of the crap we have haev been talking about.

I guess I focus to much on CC processing, and not enough on checks!


Mike AI

http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness/
Make sure you get your picks in, games are tommorow!
Anyone in the top 25 can still win the way the points are set up!!
******************************
Well, crap :( I'm in the top 50...but I picked all underdogs...I'm going to win, I tell ya! (yes, I know it's mathmatically impossible, but I'm bad at math ;))

BTW, don't forget ACHdebit when you talk about processors that don't deal with the KP, clothed pre-teenies and beasty pics :)

And I got my car back today! Yipee!! It was smushed when a dead tree I've been meaning to have cut down for months fell...lesson learned ;)

Someday I'll make a post and stick to one topic :)

Peaches

There is no work that I have done with Epoch any more then I did with IBill or CCbill.

The reason ccbill finally backed away from lolita and beasty sites is because of VISA regulations.

I am not sure what the regulations say with reagard to fake beasty sites. I do not know Epoch's stance on them either.

Ibill is useless, and to me since their "buyout" are going to continue their downward spiral.

Hope that makes you feel better "steve". :-)

I wonder why there is not 1 person who can ever speak up for ccbill without having to be anonymous?


Mike AI

The new processor of choice for the Kiddie sites.

www.gsibillingservice.com

;(
VegasLee Even Serge show now approve of this link. ;)

Mike AI

Since you have so much pull at Epoch why do you not ask them when they plan to stop processing for the Fake Beasty sites like Visa Letter said? I heard they are asking visa for a waiver on the fake sites. Must be good money. At least that is what their rep said

Also found it funny that Ibill cut Visa Beasty sites but Mastercard, checks, 900 are still ok.

CCbill
I think they shit canned everyone. At least that is what their letter stated

Well Serge, Mike you will have to work on getting IBILL and EPOCH to setup up to the plate also

DOG LOVER DOG LOVER

Well "Steve" I am sure you have to make up for the "other" business you have lost recently due to new VISA regulations.


Mike AI

You are a fool, Mike AI. We'll gladly process for pre-teens sites Epoch has dropped.
Even Steven

no wonder I concider The Bible the best business conduct book ever written:
;-))

2
Be not rash with thy mouth, and let not thine heart be hasty to utter any thing before God: for God is in heaven, and thou upon earth: therefore let thy words be few.
3
For a dream cometh through the multitude of business; and a fool's voice is known by multitude of words.
4
When thou vowest a vow unto God, defer not to pay it; for he hath no pleasure in fools: pay that which thou hast vowed.
5
Better is it that thou shouldest not vow, than that thou shouldest vow and not pay.
Serge

mutt... Did you see howard on E last night giving it to the PETA girls?

I was rolling last night!


Headless

haha....we subscribe to the same newsletter Vic.

I love this name. There's an annual BDSM conference in St Louis, they rent out the entire Howard Johnson's Airport hotel, bring in their dungeons, whips, chains etc.
They call it "Beat Me in St. Louis!" hehehe
mutt

Alien I think both Jettis and Epoch have this attitude. Hopefully others will follow their lead!


Mike AI Last weekend of March Madness - make your picks now!

MikeAI- Now thats kool.
Finally a processor that is truly concerned with our industry.
ALIEN Eccentric? YES! Results? Better than most!

Very interesting Easter Custom
http://online.wsj.com/article_email/0,,SB1017270366380400800,00.html

Men whip women with willow sticks and are rewarded with brightly colored easter eggs and shots of vodka or plum brandy


Vick

Oh and a final note, I have the site saved - anyone want to place bets where this under age non-nude teen site will process next??

:-)


Mike AI Last weekend of March Madness - make your picks now!

I want to make a point about Credit Card processors.

The other night I was surfing password sites, checking to see if any of my sites were out there. Well I found one of those underage teen adolescent websites. The ones I have been harping on, and that MSNBC article was about.

Well I backed out to see who processed for them. Suprisingly it was NOT ccbill, but rather it was Epoch.

Well I dropped an e-mail to Clay late last night, early this morning Epoch was already investigating it, and by this afternoon the webmaster has been notified that the processing was being suspended.

This my friends is what I call professional action! I am very impressed with the speed, and the no bullshit way it was handled. No lying, no excuses, just action.

This is very good indication to me that Epoch is doing all it can to look out for the state of the indsutry, and not only concerned about theri own profits. They understand the much larger picture that we all have responsibilities.

Good job http://epochsystems.com


Mike AI Last weekend of March Madness - make your picks now!

Arafat is NOT any different than binLaden...
____________________

Actually Serge, bin laden is at least honest with what he is trying to do. arafat, on the other hand calls for peace while murdering children.


Mike AI Last weekend of March Madness - make your picks now!

'you cunt! '

Serge, no need to get vile just because you can't have your free porn !

Hank D Still a fucking Serge-free zone

Push,
when did you buy the copy of "Hooked on Phonics"???

you vocabulary is the vocabulary of Harvard Professor now!
;-))

you cunt!
;-))
Serge

Damn!
no woner my son writes:
-People seem to be much more optimistic when they are talking about someone elses' lives.

-There is no such thing as sanity

-Death is a cure.

-Two stubborn people tend to have never-ending discussions.

--Looking back on past occurances helps you learn from your mistakes... boy were you dumb.
;-)))

he leases me his quotes at $100 a pop, he think he lost $2.5 mils too and just taking care of himself
;-)))
Serge

That post was one of the most incredibly stupid posts I've ever read in my life. (and I've read a lot of them) First, he says we need more riots then his parents lost 2.5M because of Bush. I would like to know specifically what Bush policy caused this calamity in his parents life???


Ulfie Pornsurfing.com, run by a Steeler fan but pays Browns fans as well ;)

'I STILL haven't got the passwd you promissed me 4 years ago, you prick!'

That site hasn't been in existence for 4 years so that's a grossly incorrect and false statement. I DEMAND a retraction.

I've never know you to be a hyperbolic (is that a word?) but in this case your baser needs seem to be overcoming your common sense and causing extreme falsehoods to spew(and I DO mean spew)from your otherwise lucid fingertips.

In other words, fuck you pal !


Hank D Still a fucking Serge-free zone

never knew Alien comes from money.
Let's charge him to post here!


mutt

NO...
Just stressed.
Got SEG stuff to do, Database stuff to do, thumbs to get to, gateways to build, screen grabs and a new site to promote...
I never get out and well I read see and hear all the stuff thats goin on...
I have 2 TV's playing news from different news channel's.

Nothing stranger then seeing images of war and destruction combined with erotica, its a sereal experience especially if done for months on end in the dark working 12 hours a day on various projects.
The Alien Arafat

Maybe he was celebrating the fact that....

"earlier today my family has lost 2.5M this year because of Bush's bullshit tactics and fucking the economy."

There is nothing like a little whiney rich boy who hates the world because he has to stand on his own.



Headless

yeah, I noticed...sometimes he speaks in pearls and sometimes I "smell" the presense of some substances are not available in our universe
;{)_))
Serge

"Alien, between us boys, were you drunk yesterday?"

I think the question is was he sober?


Headless

Yes, but BinLaden is no Brad Pitt either
*********
Shave off the beard and he would be at least doable, but nothing could help Arafat.

Cleo (bio hazard)

Serge-free zone
************************

you are a lieign POS!
what do you mean FREE?????
I STILL haven't got the passwd you promissed me 4 years ago, you prick!
;-))
Serge Don't believe him it ain't free, he want me to PAY!

Alien, between us boys, were you drunk yesterday?
Serge

I think Arafat is kinda cute. Would make a great chew toy for my dog.
Hank D Serge-free zone

Arafat is no different than Bin Laden with the exception that he can scream for peace while blowing innocent people up.

If Isreal don't killem the Hamas will.


The Alien Arafat

Pound for pound, there is nothing better than watching webmasters speaking politics :-))

My move has been completed, anyone looking to reach me my email has changed you can still reach me via the kb@macandbumble.com addy or if you were using kb@pornstar.com it will also work.

Have a great weekend everyone!

KB

He is much uglier looking, just plan nasty looking.
-----------------
Yes, but BinLaden is no Brad Pitt either
GregP

Arafat is NOT any different than binLaden...
********
He is much uglier looking, just plan nasty looking.

Cleo (bio hazard)

Arafat is NOT any different than binLaden...
-----------------
Yes Binladen at least says that he wants to destroy the U.S and Isreal, Arafat is a liar
GregP

Arafat is NOT any different than binLaden...
Serge

Israel has to take care of business. What scares me about Arafat is that the guy is getting old, let's say he goes to the doctor and he's told he's dying and has 6 months to live, I can see this guy trying to start WW III on his way out the door, he doing his best already. Coward hiding in his compound while he sends peasants to blow themselves up.


mutt

MikeAI,
I think we gotta issue Alien his persoanl tag...
we seem to lose liberals on this board faster than spammers
;-))
Serge

Alien was just encouraging riots here in the US. Guess he has something in commoin with Arafat.

Alien how is the AOL thing coming?


Mike AI Last weekend of March Madness - make your picks now!

..but wouldn't that send message to US Congress that..
Alien Arafat is a...fascist?
;-))
Serge

"Having "Alien" in charge of Palestinian forces wouldn't hurt Israel either."

If that were the case there would be peace already and alot of dead Hamas body parts strewn on the streets of bethlehem.
The Alien Arafat

Push,
YOU understand, "chrissie" doesn't...and
Understanding is what separates men from the boys
;-))
Serge

2002 will be more appropriate...we just shoot one in Miami with Mayor
;-))
Serge

The medium is the message

Hank D check here for how to link to oprano if you don't want a Sergism in your tag line

Damn, Can you feel the love?



Sergei, I do like your slogan,

"Porn, The product that sells itself!"

...you should make infomercials for the "Adult Webmasters Starter Kit 2000" ;p
DrGuile