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Timon
Shame on you for killing the Easter bunny. I'm going to go smoke some grass with that hippy dude Jesus.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)
Fri, 29 Mar - 04:30:21 208.61.44.30 Post #: 70100


Didn't someone well known die or something around Easter?
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Yeah the easter bunny, he's on my BBQ right now!

Timon
Fri, 29 Mar - 04:18:36 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70099


It's Easter weekend, guess this means will have to have sex with bunnies, cook rabbits and look for eggs or something. Didn't someone well known die or something around Easter?

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)
Fri, 29 Mar - 04:10:46 208.61.44.30 Post #: 70098



First Reports: Unknown Number of
Dead and Wounded Trapped in Supermarket of
Kiryat Yovel, Jerusalem, after Woman Suicider Detonates Powerful Bomb in Store.


mutt
Fri, 29 Mar - 03:37:27 66.185.85.76 Post #: 70097




Spanking?? That kid was probably sent to a shrink!
Mike AI
Fri, 29 Mar - 01:32:31 66.157.49.13 Post #: 70096


lmao!!

i'll bet that kid got a spankin that night LOL!!!
cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?
Fri, 29 Mar - 01:27:42 210.49.49.142 Post #: 70095


This one is pure evil ;-))

http://www.prankcallsunlimited.com/solbeach.mp3


Timon
Fri, 29 Mar - 00:51:39 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70094


HAHAHAHA this sure cheered me up :-)))

http://www.earthstation1.com/JerkyBoys/JB3_Bad_Ass_Massage.wav

Timon
Fri, 29 Mar - 00:42:24 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70093


Timon, growing up, I always enjoyed a nice meal of hausenpfeffer.......

during a rough beef period on our ranch, we opened a rabbitry and had at one time over 350 rabbits...and easter was great for making cash off people wanting to buy rabbits...we sold as much rabbit meat as we did rabbits as pets for the Holiday....
SykkBoy
Fri, 29 Mar - 00:32:12 24.234.24.58 Post #: 70092


i'm going to open a bottle of wine.
wine and red meat
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

sykkboy, this is 1 area where I don't mind that religion rules our world ... many of our favourite holidays only exist because of their religious push ...
why not take advantage of the time off!! (or the quiet time at the computer without ringing phone)

just don't try going anywhere for a drink ...

cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?
Fri, 29 Mar - 00:32:11 210.49.49.142 Post #: 70091


I am having rabbit for dinner to night, that's for sure!!

Timon
Fri, 29 Mar - 00:27:43 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70090


I hate holidays, they are an evil conspiracy of the
working man to supress the employers!!

Timon
Fri, 29 Mar - 00:24:52 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70089


aaaargggggghhhh
Holiday weekends...
sigh, sucks eing an atheist...no freaking holidays...
maybe I'll become a pagan....
SykkBoy
Fri, 29 Mar - 00:23:08 24.234.24.58 Post #: 70088


no that is too bad, I could never do something like that!!

Timon
Fri, 29 Mar - 00:21:59 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70087


or we could make prank phone calls and ask people if their fridges are running!!!
cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?
Fri, 29 Mar - 00:12:49 210.49.49.142 Post #: 70086


OR we can go ring peoples door bells and then run away!!!

Timon
Fri, 29 Mar - 00:11:22 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70085


ooh timon!! you are so naughty!!!!

:-))

Mike, never darlin - you are always my number 1!!
cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?
Fri, 29 Mar - 00:09:31 210.49.49.142 Post #: 70084



CJ tryin to make me jealous?
Mike AI
Fri, 29 Mar - 00:04:55 66.157.50.177 Post #: 70083


Well we could eat with our hands and dance on the dinner table?

Timon
Fri, 29 Mar - 00:00:05 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70082


your idea of nasty frightens me :-(

what did you have in mind?
cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?
Thu, 28 Mar - 23:59:14 210.49.49.142 Post #: 70081


well since we're all alone we could do something nasty...

Timon
Thu, 28 Mar - 23:58:03 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70080


:-)))

the least my staff could have done was left me chocolate ... munchies suck without chocolate.

so its just you and me by the looks of it timon ... how shall we pass the evening?

cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?
Thu, 28 Mar - 23:51:43 210.49.49.142 Post #: 70079


NO leave her all by herself to....

no that's too sexist I can;t post that ;-)

Timon
Thu, 28 Mar - 23:45:24 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70078


leave the boss all
by himself to do the work!
---

or

leave the boss all
by HERSELF to do the work!

cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?
Thu, 28 Mar - 23:40:24 210.49.49.142 Post #: 70077


Easter friday is a conspiracy of the lazy people so they
have an excuse not to go to work and leave the boss all
by himself to do the work!

Timon
Thu, 28 Mar - 23:38:21 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70076


i hate easter friday

no one will even serve me an alcoholic beverage. what good is a long weekend when you can't even spend it at the pub!?!?!??!


cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: ready for your share?
Thu, 28 Mar - 23:25:11 210.49.49.142 Post #: 70075


No Ibrahim look for hensum Russia man wif ess laik pusi!

Ibrahim
Thu, 28 Mar - 22:54:00 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70074


Hm great idea, back to bed.... l8r

Timon
Thu, 28 Mar - 22:53:02 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70073


Alright then, fuck it, just
dont wake up till after noon.
:-))))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
Thu, 28 Mar - 22:50:02 151.204.105.63 Post #: 70072


Ibrahim, are you Timon's "girlfriend"?
Serge
Thu, 28 Mar - 22:50:01 172.157.231.75 Post #: 70071


oops
Timon
Thu, 28 Mar - 22:49:54 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70070


voo, I tried that but the wrong side of the bed
always switches with me ;-((

Ibrahim
Thu, 28 Mar - 22:48:40 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70069


Hey wear be du pusi?

Me want cee nekkid bombay bitjs!

Ibrahim
Thu, 28 Mar - 22:47:33 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70068


S'ok Serge,

I figured out how to use that and
found one. ;-))


Timon, maybe you 2 could just switch sides?
:-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
Thu, 28 Mar - 22:46:14 151.204.105.63 Post #: 70067


Timon, we had 4-5 of them posting on the regular basis
;0))
Serge
Thu, 28 Mar - 22:43:31 172.157.231.75 Post #: 70066


we hef bombay pusi!

Timon
Thu, 28 Mar - 22:42:19 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70065


voo, my girlfriend would get pretty pissed if I'd do that ;-(

Timon
Thu, 28 Mar - 22:41:39 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70064


I think pusi.com would be great for an Indian niche site,
you'll get all those Indian dudes who want pussy but don't
know how to spell it ;-))

Timon
Thu, 28 Mar - 22:40:44 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70063


darn , URL is too long
;-(((
Serge
Thu, 28 Mar - 22:38:51 172.157.231.75 Post #: 70062


Timon,

Just a suggestion, but maybe
you should roll out of bed
on the other side.
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
Thu, 28 Mar - 22:38:09 151.204.105.63 Post #: 70061


My mornings don't have a top...

Timon
Thu, 28 Mar - 22:35:40 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70060


hahahaha Serge,

Which one?????
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
Thu, 28 Mar - 22:29:48 151.204.105.63 Post #: 70059


Voodoo,
look what I got for you!
http://personals.yahoo.com/display/personals?ct_hft=table&cr=New+York+City&ce_p=Man&ce_g=Woman
;-)))
Serge
Thu, 28 Mar - 22:27:28 172.157.231.75 Post #: 70058


Serge,

We'll talk. I have an idea
for pusi.com
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
Thu, 28 Mar - 22:24:22 151.204.105.63 Post #: 70057


well,
I have hi priced whore pusi.com and cheap whore pussu.com,
I have pusies for all budgets
;-))
Serge
Thu, 28 Mar - 22:19:25 172.157.231.75 Post #: 70056


Serge,

I know lots of uses for pusi.
:-))

How much does pusi go for these
days?
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
Thu, 28 Mar - 22:17:20 151.204.105.63 Post #: 70055


Voodoo,
if you find some good use for it,
I can lease you my pusi!
;-))
Serge
Thu, 28 Mar - 22:14:57 172.157.231.75 Post #: 70054


Serge,

Thats the saddest story I have
ever heard. My condolences.
Dont worry, good pusi always
finds a new home.
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
Thu, 28 Mar - 22:12:51 151.204.105.63 Post #: 70053


Voodoo,
the server was sold, and my pusi lost it's home, it's a homeless pusi now..
;-(((
Serge
Thu, 28 Mar - 22:11:02 172.157.231.75 Post #: 70052


horosho!!!

BTW, what happend to your pusi?
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
Thu, 28 Mar - 22:09:25 151.204.105.63 Post #: 70051


Voodoo, mark Sunday April 21st in your calendar, the BigB Day!
;-))
Serge
Thu, 28 Mar - 22:08:19 172.157.231.75 Post #: 70050


Top o the mornin to ya Timon.



voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
Thu, 28 Mar - 22:06:20 151.204.105.63 Post #: 70049


YAWN!
Timon
Thu, 28 Mar - 21:58:15 66.181.168.115 Post #: 70048


Headless,
hahahahahahhaha ;-))))
Serge
Thu, 28 Mar - 21:55:20 172.157.231.75 Post #: 70047


You all going end up in jails sooner or later. I hate you all.
Even Steven

******************************

for a second I thought it was confucA!
;-))
Serge
Thu, 28 Mar - 21:54:27 172.157.231.75 Post #: 70046


Hmmm maybe its time for isjustamoron.com ?


Headless
Thu, 28 Mar - 21:52:31 64.214.216.18 Post #: 70045


I don't expect to see the interest and the principle, it is gone.
Even Steven
*****************************

No way! CCBill will pay EVERYTHING, and you* can quote me 6 months from now...

*-this offer is for Even Steven only!
Serge
Thu, 28 Mar - 21:51:48 172.157.231.75 Post #: 70044


Business has dropped off a lot! :-(
***********************************

Good! are you ready for e-gold now?
;-)))
Serge
Thu, 28 Mar - 21:49:47 172.157.231.75 Post #: 70043


Is it possible for someone to make the http://www.oprano.com/morons.html page twice? LOL


Headless
*************************

Headless,
Alien gives other morons a bad name!
;-))
Serge
Thu, 28 Mar - 21:48:51 172.157.231.75 Post #: 70042


You know something Jew from the Bayou?
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damn! antisemites in porn industry! LukeFord, where are you, pal! You wrote the article about Jews in Porn, when are you gonna write article
"Antisemites inherited the Earth?"
;-)))
Serge
Thu, 28 Mar - 21:47:34 172.157.231.75 Post #: 70041


Hi, Steven,
what brought you up today?
we were good, we didn't say one word about CCBill the whole day and here you are....been drinking again lately? stay away from those martinies
;-))
Serge
Thu, 28 Mar - 21:44:59 172.157.231.75 Post #: 70040




Steven you are correct, I am nearly broke. Business has dropped off a lot! :-(

Also didn't you hear from the other anon posters? I "spam" now...

My nose also smells.


Mike AI Have you heard of Jetti the Frog? He never croaks!
Thu, 28 Mar - 21:40:38 66.157.50.177 Post #: 70039


Is it possible for someone to make the http://www.oprano.com/morons.html page twice? LOL


Headless
Thu, 28 Mar - 21:34:00 64.214.216.18 Post #: 70038


Michael, the people that cry the loudest about others, like you do all the time, are usually the ones either not making any money or doing something just as shady but trying to keep it from being noticed. CCbill won't do business with you, you are just not worthy.
Even Steven
Thu, 28 Mar - 21:33:53 209.150.29.129 Post #: 70037


Steven, you sound really
familiar, you from NY?
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
Thu, 28 Mar - 21:29:43 151.204.105.63 Post #: 70036




Jew from the Bayou? Well I did celebrate Seder with my family today... but I am not offically a Jew. :-)

I agree with the corruption in the industry, I think a lot of it has to do with greed, and the anonyminity ( as you know) of the internet.

That is why I will only work with a handful of people...


Mike AI Have you heard of Jetti the Frog? He never croaks!
Thu, 28 Mar - 21:29:14 66.157.50.177 Post #: 70035




Ulfie, I read it. The guy has to be on serious medication to keep that kind of craziness inside.


Mike AI Have you heard of Jetti the Frog? He never croaks!
Thu, 28 Mar - 21:27:05 66.157.50.177 Post #: 70034


You know something Jew from the Bayou? The whole industry is corrupt including CCBill. 99% of the industry is stealing from 99% of the rest, the ones that aren't are too busy cheating on their wives, boyfriends and lying to their associates and friends about what and who they *REALLY* fuck in their businesses, that it's one big clusterfuck. I don't expect to see the interest and the principle, it is gone.
Even Steven
Thu, 28 Mar - 21:26:00 209.150.29.129 Post #: 70033


Ulfie that is the week before my wedding, I think you will have to stay the whole week! :-)
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If I can sleep on your moms porch I'm up for it. haha

On another note, Alien made a classic post on "another" board tonight. If anyone wants some real entertainment go read his words of wisdom. I about fell out of my chair laughing when I read it. ;)


Ulfie Pornsurfing.com, run by a Steeler fan but pays Browns fans as well ;)
Thu, 28 Mar - 21:24:07 12.226.152.173 Post #: 70032




Hey its Anon Steve, the expert on CC processing who slams everyone but CCbill.

Welcome back "Steve", I was wondering if CCbill is holding all money from beasty sites for 6 months or more, who gets to keep all the interest on all that money?


Mike AI Have you heard of Jetti the Frog? He never croaks!
Thu, 28 Mar - 21:11:19 66.157.50.177 Post #: 70031




Ulfie that is the week before my wedding, I think you will have to stay the whole week! :-)


Mike AI Have you heard of Jetti the Frog? He never croaks!
Thu, 28 Mar - 21:03:02 66.157.50.177 Post #: 70030


I am not anybody you know, just a girl trying to make a living that laughs at how hard I fucked BobB all for nothing. Good for him. Prick! The problem is when you over look facts and slam my sexuality all the time it looses its value. I do not have time to go back and review all the old slams that you have made about me over the years.You all going end up in jails sooner or later. I hate you all.
Even Steven
Thu, 28 Mar - 20:56:56 209.150.29.129 Post #: 70029


DAMNMAN,

Go Fuck Yourself!!!
:-))

Whats up? Tell Shannon that
when I send her an email,
she is supposed to reply.
:-))
The kid is looking healthy,
and growing fast.
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
Thu, 28 Mar - 20:31:49 151.204.105.63 Post #: 70028


WooHoo, NFL schedule is out. Steelers play in NO on Oct. 6. Another excuse to get to the big easy this year. ;)


Ulfie Pornsurfing.com, run by a Steeler fan but pays Browns fans as wells
Thu, 28 Mar - 20:17:09 12.226.152.173 Post #: 70027


Voodooman

I know you are not straight you are in fact quite gay!!!
But anyone who promotes or profits from KP is a filty mother fucker.
So I guess you are straight about that anyway!
DAMNMAN ZMASTER NASTY DIRTY FILTY IMAGES and Porn too!!!
Thu, 28 Mar - 20:17:00 64.34.235.141 Post #: 70026


voodooman,
You forgot #4 where they are anally raped with pickaxe.
Vandy
Thu, 28 Mar - 19:03:46 205.188.195.36 Post #: 70025


ALL people that build, design,
promote, process, profit from,
and distribute kp should be
1st, downed, but brought back
to life a few times, 2nd, suffer 3rd degree
burns on their entire body, only
to be soaked in turpentine after,
3rd, have their nuts and dick cut
off with a butter knife and if
they are still alive after this,
just dump them in the desert and
let the vultures have them.
Damn cockholsters!!!
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)
Thu, 28 Mar - 18:44:46 151.204.105.63 Post #: 70024


>CCbill to process my beastiality and underteen model sites transactions
I sort of miss Kimmykim's reply ...:)
Euro
Thu, 28 Mar - 18:16:46 12.221.107.25 Post #: 70023


I process with CCbill because indeed they attempt to find someone out of the states willing to take the rebills and pay the site owners AND resellers per the CCbill setup. Unfortunately for their clients, it just didn't happen.

Oh and I do find it humorous all the little people who read this board and quote it elsewhere on the web...
Even Steven
Thu, 28 Mar - 17:17:46 209.150.29.129 Post #: 70022


Michael and Serge,
I use CCbill to process my beastiality and underteen model sites transactions. The reason is they fraud screen there signups much better than Ihosp or CardBilling. I use a more conservative approach now days. I believe that we are in for a large shake up with Visa and Mastercard, Amex and IRS. I do not want to experience the FBI investigations days again when database were just dead. In my opinion UnionBilling is on a dangerous road with allowing transactions from very large lollita clients and no fraud tools turned on. They will experience what happened to DMR with not being able to double volume over and over.
Even Steven
Thu, 28 Mar - 16:31:26 209.150.29.129 Post #: 70021


'I was screaming BLOODY MURDER about something else '

Wow, that's news....yawn
How many times I have to tell you ??
Dog bites man, not news.
Man bites dog, now THAT is news!

Art, Damned good to see you're still kicking buddy,let me know next time you're visiting the US again :)
Hank D does anyone else offer choice of processors ??
Thu, 28 Mar - 16:27:13 67.81.103.119 Post #: 70020


hi!
Even Steven http://www.uoponline.com/
Thu, 28 Mar - 16:15:50 209.150.29.129 Post #: 70019


http://www.adultwebmasterworld.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=613

Colin,
here are more illustrations of your "tests of the same traffic"
Serge push Push in the bush ;-)))
Thu, 28 Mar - 16:03:45 172.160.87.146 Post #: 70018


Art, care to sell me pass?
I'll pay you in GOLD!
;-))
Serge push Push in the bush ;-)))
Thu, 28 Mar - 15:44:08 172.160.87.146 Post #: 70017


Serge,

You underestimate me! I have been a member of that site since it was started! I have my own username & password ;-))

Anyway, I'm off to bed! Alone, of course, but I will be dreaming sweet dreams now! ;-)

Art EroticStories.com
Thu, 28 Mar - 15:38:40 80.126.13.73 Post #: 70016


Just wait until Ro makes an appearance here! :-))
*****************************

she is coming here at 9pm eastern and post log/pass to her site!
;-))

see you at 9!
;-))
Serge push Push in the bush ;-)))
Thu, 28 Mar - 15:24:32 172.160.87.146 Post #: 70015


I found Serge's Drivers License number!! Look up anyone with a frivers license. Privacy is DEAD!

http://cgi.slygreetings.com/page.pl?page=53http://cgi.slygreetings.com/pag


Webfather
Thu, 28 Mar - 15:14:32 65.185.104.173 Post #: 70014


Serge,

"Damn, I'll have to pay Push in sea shells...he seems to gather more lurkers than ANYBODY I know ;-))"

Just wait until Ro makes an appearance here! :-))


Push is the only one I ever BOUGHT traffic from! He has a special place in my heart! ;-)


Art EroticStories.com
Thu, 28 Mar - 15:10:44 80.126.13.73 Post #: 70013


What are you doing July 11th-14th??



Paul Sweet and when I put links to Oprano, and add to the gumbo, I'll have no problems getting my messgae across
Thu, 28 Mar - 15:08:39 209.167.42.163 Post #: 70012


Surprise additional guests to ???????? today:
Howard Levine of Vivid Sextoys Industry Veteran
Rocki of Trafficcashgold & Klixxx
Scott of Ironport This dude knows a shitload about e-mail deliverability


Be there and show the love!
????????? and I'll show you my love when I put Oprano link on my site !
Thu, 28 Mar - 15:03:50 216.103.81.104 Post #: 70011


Mike, now that I know you want it so badly: too late!

You snooze, you lose. :-))

Dravyk
Thu, 28 Mar - 14:56:49 64.194.239.157 Post #: 70010


actually, I gotta take it back,
I gave Amateurotica don=main back to Push,
I was screaming BLOODY MURDER about something else
;-)))

Serge push Push in the bush ;-)))
Thu, 28 Mar - 14:56:36 172.160.87.146 Post #: 70009


(Screaming that you didn't need any content, those members recurred anyway! :-))

Art
********************

Damn, I'll have to pay Push in sea shells...he seems to gather more lurkers than ANYBODY I know
;-))

Art, YES, we did run it togehter and indeed we both owned the domain,
but...I wasn't screaming about content,
I was screaming:
"Push, you motherfucking son of a bitch and cumsucker.." for about a week, 'til I got over it
;-)))
Serge push Push in the bush ;-)))
Thu, 28 Mar - 14:54:20 172.160.87.146 Post #: 70008


Hey!

If it ain't my friend Hank! Wow, I feel like I'm back in the nineties! :-)

And I see him plugging amateurotica! Serge, didn't you run that site together with Hank in the past? (Screaming that you didn't need any content, those members recurred anyway! :-))

Art EroticStories.com
Thu, 28 Mar - 14:49:55 80.126.13.73 Post #: 70007


Serge blows everyone on the first date
**************************

so? why have lady waiting if you know you gotta do it anyway?

geeze, I hate teaser men and hard to geters
;-))
Serge push Push in the bush ;-)))
Thu, 28 Mar - 14:38:44 172.160.87.146 Post #: 70006




Drav for you, sine you obviously want to suck my cock so much, I will let you on the 5th date. After a lobster dinner, and you buy me a fur coat like Brad has!


Mike AI
Thu, 28 Mar - 14:37:56 63.100.104.52 Post #: 70005


Mike, or the third, or the tenth ...

I'm going back to Meni. He's easy!

Dravyk
Thu, 28 Mar - 14:36:33 64.194.239.157 Post #: 70004


See ? Even people with different philosophies can partner successfully !

Mike prefers cash..........Serge prefers e-gold
Mike won't let Dravyk blow him on the first date.. Serge blows everyone on the first date
Hank D does anyone else offer choice of processors ??
Thu, 28 Mar - 14:33:01 67.81.103.119 Post #: 70003


Drav your just just upset cause I won't let you blow me on the first date!


Mike AI
Thu, 28 Mar - 14:29:37 63.100.104.52 Post #: 70002


Mike, you're slow all of the time. :-)))

Dravyk
Thu, 28 Mar - 14:27:18 64.194.239.157 Post #: 70001