cyber sex dog test
Serge push Push in the bush ;-)))

Hank D, I have been ignoring your posts cause I did not realize who you were!! Pussi Baton!!


I am a little slow sometimes...


Mike AI

'I'll ask Ron to call you 2 am'

You fucking amaze me ! Only you would remember the time of a phone call from 4 freaking years ago.

Damn,you need a life.
Hank D does anyone else offer choice of processors ??

>>> No charge for the advice Dravyk,

Jeff, bend over!!

>>> If her tits were any further apart ...

... they'd be earmuffs!

Dravyk

http://sergebirbrair.com/
gets 3200-3700 clicks day,
lots of e-clams...
;-)))

as for my ICQ's,
this is the THIRD time you make private matters public...if you told me that your dog is pregnant by you, I'd never asked in the first place!

Serge push Push in the bush ;-)))

I hate to have to bring this public but....

Serge, quit sending me those nasty ICQ's. My final answer is no, end of story.

You can't have cybersex with my dog.
Hank D does anyone else offer choice of processors ??

If Crissy's tits were any further apart she'd finally be able to get an elephant's cock between them.....
SykkBoy

don't fuck with him, or you'll be dealing with Agent 69!
;_)))
Serge push Push in the bush ;-)))

Serge, please do have him call me, he still owes me http://www.pushrod.com

Maybe he'd let me buy the domain from him in e-seashells ??
Hank D e-seashells - the latest net currecy MLM

e-seashellls - the latest net currecy MLM
********************************

Push,
how much did it cost you your ClubPix "master acount"?

how much does it cost you e-gold acount?

Geeze,
I'll ask Ron to call you 2 am, you usually more perceptive to his voice early in the morning!
;-)))
Serge

If her tits were any further apart ...

She'd get reception from two different satellites with 'em.
Hank D e-seashells - the latest net currecy MLM

If Crissy's tits were any further apart ....................

They would be in different zip codes

They would meet on her back


Fast Job

'On my request for Pay Per Sign-up Amateur sites (preferably hardcore)

I am not going to send any traffic, or signups to any program using ccbill as main processor. '

Mike, try http://squirtscash.com/ - you can pick which processor you want as primary there and get credit for the exit traffic too.
Hank D e-seashellls - the latest net currecy MLM

I see she has soup bowls for implants.

Cleo (bio hazard)

If her breasts were any further apart....

They'd have arm pit hair on them. ;-)
Wig

MikeAI,
I think you just solved 5000 years old problem!
;-)))
Serge

On my request for Pay Per Sign-up Amateur sites (preferably hardcore)

I am not going to send any traffic, or signups to any program using ccbill as main processor.


Mike AI

good one!


mutt

We'll play Match Game 2002.
If Crissy's tits were any further apart she'd ....................

have enough land for yassir arfat and the plo to have a homeland!


Mike AI

i dig this Crissy Moran chick but she should sue the butcher who did her boobs. If her breasts were any further apart.........well there was supposed to be something clever there but i really can't think of anything.

look here to see what i mean
http://www.jokersx.com/jokersx/models/crissympalmtree13.jpg

We'll play Match Game 2002.
If Crissy's tits were any further apart she'd ....................

Serge can play the part of Charles Nelson Reilly.
mutt

ahh yesss

thanks! I knew there was a donkeys-bridge attached to it
TheLaughingCow

http://www.jokersx.com


mutt

What's the URL of that content provider again that has a clown as logo? That one with the pornstar content...

?


TheLaughingCow

Look what may be coming next...

http://www.msnbc.com/news/730491.asp?cp1=1
*******************************

seems like there is a 3-5 weeks delay between the time the subject is brought on Oprano and DOJ taking actions...not THAT bad!
Serge

Enforcer, one rule of critiquing is knowing what you are talking about.... ;)))
er, wait maybe not...lol

Ed Grimsley was a character Martin Short played on tv...even had a cartoon series...
SykkBoy

Serge,
I don't know about his curing abilities, he does have a way with most idiots though =)
******************************

idiots are easy....my son deals with them at school on a daily basis.



Although, the more I think about it, less I'm considering Joel, I don't want you go to starving... ya know;-)
****************************

Please reconcider,
use Joel.
Open E-Gold acount for yourself and him http://www.e-gold.com/e-gold.asp?cid=512959
pay his fees in e-gold and I asure you,
I won't starve
;-))))
(Sorry, MikeAI, can't share, you opted for US Dollars ;-)))

Joel,
I'll be good for 5,000 -7,000 billable hours, take Tukhman's e-gold, PLEASE!
;-))

haahahahhahah,
Tukhman is 1/2 cured already
;-)))

Serge

Just when the bad news starts piling up on unsavory Credit Card companies. First they get knocked out of lolita market, then they get knocked out of beasty market by VISA...

Look what may be coming next...

http://www.msnbc.com/news/730491.asp?cp1=1

Yep, the pre-teen, non-nude sites. The ones CCBill is so popular with.

Pretty soon CCBill will have NOTHING to processor for...


Mike AI

Or is that some TV skow/skit?


TheEnforcer

but I think he should be publicly beaten for Ed Grimsley...
SykkBoy
Thu, 28 Mar 2002 12:36:47 - IP: 24.234.24.58 - Post # 69957
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I count that as complaining!! ;>))



TheEnforcer

I am looking to some good amateur sites, preferably ones with good hardcore tours to send my mailers out to. I need to be paid per sign up right now.

So anyone that has some nice converting hard-core amateur websites that are paying per signup, please e-mail me.

We will be able to push some nice signups your way.

michael AT oprano.com

Mike AI

Enforcer, I'm not complaining, just wondering why a mainstream movie can have such a scene yet if I wanted to have that same thing on a website and charge people for it, VISA wouldn't allow it...yet I can go to amazon.com ad buy this movie with a VISA card...


SykkBoy

Once we loved the flowers,
Now we ask the price of the land.
Once we would take water,
But now it must be wine.
Now we've been and now we've seen
What price peace of mind.
Take a piece of my mind.

Fast Job

Chris, check your e...
"It's in there"
;-))
Serge

Thanks Serge. Would you happen to have his email address?

Chris
Chris Hirise Wet Pics Thumbnail Gallery

there's no bread, let 'em eat cake
There's no end to what they'll take
Flaunt the fruits of noble birth
Wash the salt into the earth
But they're marching to Bastille Day.
La guillotine will claim her bloody prize.

Hurry ;-)

That's life :(
See ya one of these days then :)


CH WR

Sykk.. given your taste in movies you have NO CAUSE to complain about them!! ;>))
TheEnforcer

Chris
Use this ICQ number 77403697
They are usually around in the morning EST.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

Chris,
Wad, The Russian Submitter, stops frequently at LinkUp board
Serge (Join4free Gold is now accepting Paypal!)

Does anyone know who runs the TGP Russian Submitter? How can I get in touch with them?

Chris
chris@hirise.com

Chris Hirise TGP Russian Submitter

Canada = Rush
Colin Swissssh!

I open my mail today and here is a couple of domain renewal notices for some of my domains. Trouble is that the renewal notices are from Domain Registry of America and that is not who is carrying my domains. Guess they hope that I will be too stupid to notice.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

CH,
my first opening in schedule I have is in July
;-((((

soorryyy....
;-(((
Serge (Join4free Gold is now accepting Paypal!) EBay is NOT the only one who accepts e-gold....

Mike, once you go elephant, you never go back ;))

JMM, you do realize who she's married to? Mutt Lange....eeek

Martin Short was funny in the ady (SCTV days) and even his latest Jimminy Glick is pretty funny....and hell "Pure Luck" was funny too...maybe we'll let him stay a little longer...but I think he should be publicly beaten for Ed Grimsley...
SykkBoy

Well, that's bad :(
Is there something i can do to make you change your mind ?
Later ...
CH WR

no, CH, I won't...

Serge EBay is NOT the only one who accepts e-gold....

>>CH, my French is a bit rough.

Same as my english :)

I'm asking you if you'll be in Amsterdam for the party on the 19th ?

Later ...
CH WR

MikeS, any time!
Serge EBay is NOT the only one who accepts e-gold....

serge/john...
thanks.

MikeS

I DON'T have time for you, please don't make me expose you to those who don't know you. And lastly, watch what you say, because I will piss, but Joel can shut you up once again! Take an advice from a youngster, because according to you I will never LEARN - LEAVE this between me and you...

Tukhman
*************************

Tukhman,
if Joel can cure you from Napoleon Complex, you should use his services on the daily basis!
;-)))
Time to shut me up...chaarge!

Does Joel take E-Gold?

Serge EBay is NOT the only one who accepts e-gold....

never heard that about Parkinsons Disease. that is scary.
mutt A Michael J. Fox bobblehead doll would be in REALLY BAD taste!

Speaking of Canadians..anyone hear the news last night that 3 people who worked with Michael J Fox in the 70's have contracted Parkinsons?

Apparently, Parkinsons can form/leave/whatever spores or clusters that can be picked up by other people over extended periods of time in relatively small spaces.

Scary.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

Send Shania Twain back to Canada???

Fuck that!

Canada, you can send her to my house!


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

Martin Short is 1,000 Xs more talented then Green.

Sykk, you seemed to be kind of excited metnioning the beasty sites, and elephant jacking. You sure your not getting too freaky on us?


Mike AI

JMM, nah, o give Drav 12 inches of cock, I'd have to fuck him 6 times...

hey, Tom Green was a decent Canadian export...but could you canucks please take back Howie Mandell? and make sure he has Martin Short under one arm and Shania Twain under the other...

actually, Tom Green has guts...he was the first Razzie award winner to actually pick up his award....and that movie could be a strong legal case for bestiality sites...it showed masturbation and ejaculation of an elephant cock...
SykkBoy

Yeah the hoser currency is pretty but it's too European looking. I think the Americans have the right idea. It looks cooler in movies when a Mobster or some badass opens up a briefcase and you see all green. Green is a good color. One of the best. Serious color.

We are the only nation on earth to feature a beaver on its currency.


mutt

We have exiled Tom Green to Japan after he cleaned up on the Razzy Awards... I hope your are agreeable with this.

Tom Green has left the continent.


ALL OF CANADA

Webfather,

Can you email me some more points?
.txt file please :)

(I have Linux).

This will give me something to play with on plane tomorrow.
Colin Have ya heard the NEWS?

OK Canada, that was pretty funny. I will have to give you credit, you have sent us some excellent comedians.

However, Tom Green has grown quite boring, and he dissed one of our prize bitches.

I'll make you a deal..... I will stop bashing Canada, if you recall Tom Green back home.

Fair?


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

JMM,

You think that was a MISTAKE???

We have cameras in our bathroom stalls and saw you wiping your ass with $5 bills and other currency.

This is your payback!!

P.S. - using the $5 bills to wipe your ass is one thing but using our $2 coins??? That was disgusting to watch.

ALL OF CANADA

Dravyk, I have something for you...just relax ;)
SykkBoy
Thu, 28 Mar 2002 11:45:41 - IP: 24.234.24.58 - Post # 69938

==================================

It wouldn't happen to be a 12 inch cock would it? Cuz I hear from some of our girls that take it in the ass that "relaxing" is the key. They also say that "remembering to breath" is very important.

No charge for the advice Dravyk, let us all know how it goes. I'll pass the word on to the girls if their advice turns out to be useful to you.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

Catching up ;)

Thankfully I never made enough money to send it offshore :)

<<Do heterosexual women enjoy watching two dudes banging each other?>>

While I don't ENJOY it, strangely, hardcore sex between men doesn't bother me, but when they kiss it makes me uncomfortable - perhaps it's the intimacy......or I'm just weird - probably the latter.

AND I like Canadian money - it's different sizes so if you're blind, you can figure out what denomination a bill is ;) Plus it's purty!


Peaches

I had 30 inch "something" inserted up my ass by proctologist....
=================================

yeah, but the 12 inch prison cock isn't by choice ;))))

Dravyk, I have something for you...just relax ;)
SykkBoy

Oh Shit, Canada is mad at me now!!!

What am I going to do with out the $38.50 ($19.25 U.S.) in monthly revenue they send to me.

Stupid fucking canadians! Stats Canada is the census bureau for Canada. They send out surveys all the time on different topics. Stats Canada's toll free phone number is 1-866-782-8226. MY toll free phone number is 1-800-782-8226. Anyone want to take a guess at which number got printed on their latest survey that they sent out???????

We have been taking calls from Canadians for the last 2 weeks. When Stats Canada finally called me back, after 7 phone calls, to apologize, they asked if we had anything to do with pornography! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"No sir, this isn't stats canada, but while I have you on the phone, do you have any interest in hearing abooooooooot our hot amateurs that take it in the ass?"

FUCK CANADA!


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

Anyone have any experience with 12 inch cocks up their ass and would care to comment?

JMM
********************

I had more than that...
I had 30 inch "something" inserted up my ass by proctologist....
12 inch cocks are for sissies
;-)))
Serge EBay is NOT the only one who accepts e-gold....

JMM,

FUCK YOU, yankee prick

.... and we don't mind you wiping your ass with our funny money....but stop trying to spend it afterwards.

ALL OF CANADA

Now this is a REAL shitting bricks time
;-)))
***********************************

It was only a matter of time. And speaking of time.....they will probably serve some. ESPECIALLY if you are in porn.


Webfather

Serge, Oprano can be paid in e-gold, just take my cut and convert it to US Dollars.

I will buy my own gold.


Mike AI
*************************

have our posts crossed?
Serge EBay is NOT the only one who accepts e-gold....

Serge, VISA announced the other day that they were going to comply with the governments request.


JMM
***************************

Now this is a REAL shitting bricks time
;-)))
Serge EBay is NOT the only one who accepts e-gold....

Gee, think egold will give up their customers to a government investigation the way the cc guys have ??
Hank D
**************************

of course they will!
They are US based company after all!
Those who think of using e-gold to HIDE money are just out of their minds!
Serge EBay is NOT the only one who accepts e-gold....

JMM I think we should get into e-plutonium. People can send us cash, or their credti card numbers and we will buy them a fair share of Plutonium that will measure the $$ they put in.

They can then barter with this Plutonium to get whatever services or products they need.

People could also trade it in to get the radioactive material sent right to their door.

I bet we would be real popular in the middle east!

Of course we will set up offshore, build a nice website, and when we have a few tons worth of e-plutonium we can just dissappear!

:-)


Mike AI

Serge, VISA announced the other day that they were going to comply with the governments request.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

I wasn't finger pointing Mutt, just making a point.

As I was telling Mike earlier...when we got in this business, my wife and I knew that obsenity would always be looming over our heads, so everything else is BY THE BOOK.

As much as it pains me to hand out money to the poor and lazy through our federal tax system, I am pretty sure that it hurts a lot less than a 12 inch cock up my ass in a federal prison.

Anyone have any experience with 12 inch cocks up their ass and would care to comment?

JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

Care to discuss this philosophy with all the people shitting bricks right now because VISA has agreed to turn over their offshore debit card records to the feds?


JMM
**********************

JMM,
in the article posted here the other day from Wall Street Journal Online
they were talking about Master card, and quoted Visa spokesman saying that at the time of the article Visa had no such requests on record.

so, shitting bricks is smaller at the moment when Visa does the same thing, MC and AMEX have done.
Serge EBay is NOT the only one who accepts e-gold....

'Some of these same people also had offshore VISA debit cards. Well it turn out now VISA is going to be turning over all their offshore records to the IRS. Wonder if these people are shitting bricks now? '

LOL, remember when those guys were extolling the virtues of offshore banking all over the boards ?
as the worm turns.......
They should be shitting bricks now. Gee, think egold will give up their customers to a government investigation the way the cc guys have ??
Hank D I got your e-gold swinging

JMM, trying to steal my ideas again? :-)

Serge, Oprano can be paid in e-gold, just take my cut and convert it to US Dollars.

I will buy my own gold.


Mike AI

But for MY money, I want to have it where I know where it is.... If I want gold I can get some and put it in my safety deposit box. I do not need to have some cats in the carribean holding it for me.
*********************************

and I have no problems with that whatsoever...
for the record:
Oprano takes payments in e-gold, and MikeAI is paid in US dollars only...

is this good enough?
Serge EBay is NOT the only one who accepts e-gold....

i didn't say i approved of it JMM. I was saying that's what i presume E-gold is being used for and why it's becoming popular.


mutt

Note to self:

Post first, and THEN discuss with MikeAI on ICQ! Not vice-versa.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

looks to me like a way to buy and sell stuff without a paper trail the government can get their hands on. Sorta like a barter system.
mutt
=============================

Care to discuss this philosophy with all the people shitting bricks right now because VISA has agreed to turn over their offshore debit card records to the feds?


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

Ahhh but Serge you are a cockholster I know. One that is in the country, and one that I have ties with.

I am willing to take risks with cockholsters I know .... sometimes.

:-)


Mike AI

If any peoples are coming for my Slurpee machine I am telling you that I will be having to blow your head off with my assault rifle.
Apu

looks to me like a way to buy and sell stuff without a paper trail the government can get their hands on. Sorta like a barter system.
mutt

____________

Mutt I think a lot of peopel see e-gold as this, and see it as a way to get around taxs or gov't checking on them.

Some of these same people also had offshore VISA debit cards. Well it turn out now VISA is going to be turning over all their offshore records to the IRS. Wonder if these people are shitting bricks now?


Mike AI

You Canadians walk around all high and mighty with your 'aboots' and your 'aganes' and now you are trying to steal our Directv.

No wonder every one hates Canada.

Even your money is crazy. Sometimes when I am in Canada and I am taking a shit, I have to think a minute. Do I want to wipe my ass with toilet paper, or this funny currency with the Queen of England on it? Usually I pick the currency, it is worth less than the toilet paper and it is softer.




JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

Serge I want my cash now, not washed through e-gold. To me, e-gold is just a potential cockholster ready to jack MY money.
Mike AI
***************************

MikeAI,
TODAY,
I am much bigger potential cock holster who can jack YOUR money than E-Gold
;-)))
the local number of my nearest FBI office is:
Miami FBI
16320 Northwest 2nd Avenue
North Miami Beach, FL 33169
(305) 944-9101
E-mail: miami@fbi.gov
Serge EBay is NOT the only one who accepts e-gold....

Serge do what you want with you money.... it is your money. Hell you can buy all the gold you want and mold it into little golden goats. I do not care.

But for MY money, I want to have it where I know where it is.... If I want gold I can get some and put it in my safety deposit box. I do not need to have some cats in the carribean holding it for me.

So I respect your opinion, and wish you luck.

Just give me the same respect with my money.




Mike AI

"Anyone need anything while I am there?"

See if you can sneak the Slurpee machine out for me.



Monk

looks to me like a way to buy and sell stuff without a paper trail the government can get their hands on. Sorta like a barter system.
mutt

It is important for people to realize, I am NOT anti-gold. Infact I think its probably smart to have some money in gold, or gold ownership.

My issue is with the company e-gold. To me it seems like a large ponzi scheme.

So I will take my US Dollars, and purchase my own gold with it. Or platinum, or whatever.

I hope someone is recording this, so sometime in the future I can be seen as a brilliant predictor, or a flop.


Mike AI

Any good anon posts last night I should know about?

Getting a last start on the day and trying to catch up. Just got done with my violin lessons.
Brad Shaw
******************************

nope....Anons were busy playing fiddle last night
;-)))
Serge EBay is NOT the only one who accepts e-gold....

I have $237.42 in my right pocket, but for shits and giggles I am going to go and try to heist a 6-pack from the local 7-11.

Anyone need anything while I am there?


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

However, the e-gold thing looks a bit on the shady side. Not only how its run, but its intentions. I would not contribute or deal with anyone or company who might be trying to undermine the US Dollar.
*************************************

MikeAI,
every time you buy foreign goods,
you, MikeAI, personally, undermine US Dollar, and that's includes major part of your gas tank you put in your car.

as for a "bit on a shady side",
my fountain outside looked shady...'till I washed the windows.

as for intentions,
they are very much similar to yours:
you wanna destroy America with amateur porn and they wanna destroy america with gold...
Piece of cake!
Serge EBay is NOT the only one who accepts e-gold....

"For me watching two men can be fascinating, but only in the same way as watching someone screw a goat."

Cleo,

Hey there. I'm not sure if I like being compared to a goat. Maybe if one of the guys has a goatee or somethin' but I dunno. :)

Keep Groovin'
Don
Ounique 100 Photosets for $990!!! Sale ends tomorrow!

Serge I want my cash now, not washed through e-gold. To me, e-gold is just a potential cockholster ready to jack MY money.




Mike AI

Any good anon posts last night I should know about?

Getting a last start on the day and trying to catch up. Just got done with my violin lessons.
Brad Shaw S.I.C. Cash, 80+ sites

Serge, you can give me my cut in UNITED STATES currency....
********************************

you can do withdrawls yourself,
and in anything you want and anywhere...just don't forget to add them on your 1040
;-))
Serge EBay is NOT the only one who accepts e-gold....

he's right. FBI resources can only go so far. Between rooting out the Evil Doers and the ongoing secret KP investigation they have been working on with CCBill for five years the FBI has their hands full.


mutt

Serge I posted 2 seperate articles, I did a search on google.

I bet JMM could dig up more dirt on these clowns... He is more thourough then the FBI.


Mike AI

Serge, FBI has more important things to do rather then deal with my phone calls. Like chase down terrorists, and KPers.

However, the e-gold thing looks a bit on the shady side. Not only how its run, but its intentions. I would not contribute or deal with anyone or company who might be trying to undermine the US Dollar.


Mike AI

http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,42745,00.html
you posted

is dated
11:10 a.m. March 30, 2001 PST
WASHINGTON -- The Secret Service has raided a New York state business that exchanged dollars for grams of the digital currency called e-gold.
Serge EBay is NOT the only one who accepts e-gold....