That was a funny Luke update. Jimmy Carter? Shit, I was hoping for Yoda or something weird.

Is it just me, or is this board jammin'?

Great job Mike and Serge.


D$ Got an issue with someone, let Jimmy Carter solve it here!!!

MelissaD - Glad you are getting results. Hope you did not take the semi-grilling personally. It should help you get business...


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Melissa...never fight a land war in asia.
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Melissa...Also, never run with scissors.

And a penny saved is a penny earned.

:)
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Not to bust on you for family medical reason - I believe there is nothing more important the family, and health. 2 things money cannot buy!

Rumor is that you packed up everything, including a Filthycash laptop before you even left Asutralia... glad someone got something from them! hahaha


Who are some of the bigger clients you are working for now??


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Hey Serge and MikeAI

Congrads Oprano just hit my number one referrer for billinguru.com Beat Netpond by 25% Where are all the eyeballs!!! Guessthe proof is in the numbers :)

Okay I'm old, I've been up since 5am I'm going to head to bed. Have a good night.

Slav send me an e-mail and tell me what its worth for the secret and I'll give it to you :)

One last thing before I head to bed -

Accountablity - being responsible for your employees and doing the right thing when they do the wrong thing.

What comes around goes around - sometimes you need to give it a little push.

You never get hurt by doing what's right.
MelissaD Nobody is better than me.

KC....hell yeah, reckless eyeballing:)
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melissa..firemen are pussies!
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haha...

HORRRRRRRNNNNK!

hey, you remember this?
http://www.monkeylinks.com/laughs/eyeballing.wav

KC Yo Mamma's Counter is a PayCounter!

KC....me rove you rong time!
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!
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http://www.monkeylinks.com/laughs/robsterkraws.wav


KC Yo Mamma's Counter is a PayCounter!

Need to apoligize for my terrible grammer and spelling when it comes to the adult online business I rock but I need a spell checker MIKEAI and SERGE!!!
MelissaD Nobody is better than me.

Grimm -

What the fuck are Robsta Craws?
KC Yo Mamma's Counter is a PayCounter!

oh yeah grimm

Big over 6'3

And they do dishes and clean house :) Ahh I miss my Aussie friends and my firemen... :( 683 days till I retire.
MelissaD Nobody is better than me.

well Melissa,

it is hard to compete with such sexyness:)

they have firefighters in australia?
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I prefer the aussies I date or fall in love with for that matter to be 23 and firemen (Luke Ford while and Aussie, doesn't fall into either of those categories)

asianprice is definitely prettier then I am. Thanks Grimm. :)
MelissaD Nobody is better than me.

grimm, i prefer chocolate budda instead :)


Slavdogg , fucking chocolate coated asscracker
Mon, 30 Jul 2001 09:55:10 - IP: 63.205.64.124 - Post # 7044


nothing pisses me off mroe than a chocolate pacifist!
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then your tag line is wrong

http://www.geocities.com/asianprince213/

is better than you!
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grimm- ewwww can't do that I'll give you that.

I worked for Greg for 6 months. 3 here in the states and 3 in Australia (moved with my daughter), I came back for the show and met with my dad who was very sick with cancer and asked me to stay with him, at the time he refused to get treatment for it, I was able to convince him otherwise. Which is why he is still driving me crazy.

MelissaD Nobody is better than me.

it is easy to fall in love with luke ford, melissa:)
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As far as the Aussies go- don't you read the gospel according to Lukeford.com? According to him Greg has sold the business.

I came home because my dad was really sick (cancer) I fell in love, got a nice ring, found out that I hadn't had my loser attracter removed and here I am.

MelissaD Nobody is better than me.

Your secret for 25% sounds intreaging Melissa.

Also, I heard you got canned from Ibill... Also you worked for the Aussies for 2-3 months or something?


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Melissa..i want a date with Tv's "Blossom"

:)
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Melissa...you dont scare me one bit, devil or not:)


Mike...I think Greg Lasardo is still in business...
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Don't believe me? 12 people freaked out at the thought me walking in the building? Now who can do better then that? I don't even know 12 people at ibill anymore!! LOL

Now where else do I have to prove nobody is better than me? How about quick relable hosting in Hong Kong?

Need a double opt in list? How about content? Ebony Gay feed? Want to know what the average conversions are industry wide on a gay site? how about rententions?

Go ahead Mike quiz me.
MelissaD Nobody is better than me.

What happened with the Aussies?? With Greg?
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Nah the Devil is another girl names MelissaD - but it ain't you. I know that!! :-) hahaha

We are not harasing you, just trying to find out the background of someone who claims "SHE IS THE BEST"


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Slav

I'm sure we can work something out.

90% increase is not what I promise

15% on using a secondary processor
and another 25% on another one of my secrets :)


MelissaD Nobody is better than me.

I left ibill to go to work for thier at the time largest client, oh yeah I'm the devil incarnate and the very thought of me walking into thier building sends them in to screaming and crying terrors.




MelissaD Nobody is better than me.

didnt i see the icy hot stunnaz on there too?:)
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ROFL, seeing the boneprone boys on the possibly gay men page was just too funny...
KK .

MelissaD, you refernce you past employer... who was IBill.

Can you tell us why and how you left IBill? I have heard a few stories was hoping to hear it from you.


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Amber....and i like how TV's blossom is one of his future princesses:)
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grimm, i prefer chocolate budda instead :)


Slavdogg fucking chocolate coated asscracker

Slav, you have read her tag line, NO ONE IS BETTER THEN HER!


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El DEbarge?...lol grimm! :)

The best quote has got to be, "As you can see, I have been sexy all my life"

;-))
Amber :) http://www.flyntdigital.com

slavv..the other 3% pay by donating blood.:)
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Melissa, how much do you charge for helping your clients get stats like this ??

Credit cards (90%)
Online Checks (7%)


Slavdogg chocolate cigars anyone? :)

Slavv...you like chocolate jesus no?:)
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Slav

Amoung other things I broker traffic. There really isn't an area of this business that I don't have contact in.

Those stats came right out of first hand experience with high volume webmaster program, and the billing company I used to work for.

MelissaD


MelissaD Nobody is better than me.

a fuckin' chocolate coated asscracker.

want one ? :)


Slavdogg software bucks - 1:100 ratios

amber is that El DEbarge?
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Slavv...what else you got that is chocolate?!
Kimber Setgo.com....Oprano's alter ego?! :)

Edd, you're a pretty bright guy. ;)))


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Oh boy.. can't remember who that was Sykk. if it's the WWF or WCW/Old NWA I could remember without a problem but because of my cable outlet my ECW history is quite mixed as they made it REALLY hard to follow them.




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eat me slavv:)
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that all depends on whats wrong with your back:)


And did i read lukeford right? a cgolf tournament to help the paralyzed? thats kinda funny:)
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hey look its Chocolate Jesus LOL




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Make ya a Deal, If Grimm can fix my back, I'll fix his elbow.. I am an RN.. with lots of experience in sports medicine....

somehow, I don't think he will be able to help me...

Nighters all
PattyeCake* Webmasters Unite to Protect the Children :)

Yes Pattycake, we need Grimm's Elbow Fixed ASAP - we need him for the upcoming softball season!

Infact, HiRise will throw in a mystery date with http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/


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my morality is as flexible as mary lou retton in a microwave:)
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Ulfie - You referring to the fact that some of us "demonstrate a certain moral flexibility...." by any chance?

Edd (Sneaky Ninja Webmaster)

KK...chicken:)
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I hyperextended my elbow last week.

Will pattyecake do a fundraiser for me?:)

I am willing to auction off 100K free hosting sites for 50 cents a peice to help my cause!

SAVE THE ELBOW!
grimm Project Webmaster is coming!

*Waving back at Pattyecake*

Get some rest sweetie.
*hug*

Red ( Oprano Text Therapist)

Well the cut of those mengeries, or whatever you'd call them wasn't too flattering regardless of who'd be wearing them...

grimm you have those boxers on your head or on, um, never mind, you'll probably answer ;)
KK .

Melissa, what exactly do yo do again ??

btw, where did you get these #'s from ??
http://www.billinguru.com/client_profit.htm

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OMIGAWD, you gotta check out this smooth criminal (NOT)...

http://www.geocities.com/asianprince213/

LOL!!

Amber :) Get $.50 per Unique!

/me Waves at RED!! :))

Just wanted to stop in and tell everyone thanks for all of the Wonderful donations today and yesterday... Over 65k worth of donations so far and growing!! :))

Adult Webmsters truly are a special group of folks.. and a group I have always been especially proud to be a member of..

we are a little short on some less expensive items however...we gotta get something in there that I could afford to bid on Gays and gals!
as long as the value is 500.00 we are good to go!!

I also want to take a minute here to Welcome YnotBob onboard as our Master of Ceremonies!

Sharpie, your putting in a bunch of hours, now go get some dinner! you need your strength!!

Ok all, I hate to leave early, but having a little problem and it's time to take my medication and head to bed...
Everyone have a Great Night, You are all very special people...and I am blessed to be able to call so many of you my friends..

Dream Sweet :)
PattyeCake* Webmasters Unite to Protect the Children :)

Yup Enforcer,
Perry Saturn came to mind for sure :)

and who was the guy in ECW that dressed in drag and would do the broncobuster on the guy in the corner, but for good measure gave an extra nutsack to the face rub? It led to Devon Storm leaving ECW, but I can't remember the guy's name...
SykkBoy Guess who has a new site added that is converting like gangbusters? :)

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,30925,00.html
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Sykkboy... i don't know about you but I look at that article and Perry saturn springs to mind!!


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Soup Nazi? phhhhhht.....Hogans Heroes had REAL Nazis and they were funny Nazis!!!

Mutt you always make me laugh...

I think we must be brothers seperated a birth...

Mutt is my Canadian Brother! I can feel it!!
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MelissaD that sucks, but I think people sent out a lot of messages about Klient and his program.

Maybe people should spend time and read, and maybe they won't get burned.

of course this goes hand in hand with people silencing critics by threats of lawsuits...


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So it was Klient who fucked you over Melissa?
Hmmmmmmm........the list is growing.

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I love Hogan's Heroes
It was on at lunchtime when I was in high school.
TV comedy sucks compared to the retro stuff. I think Friends and Seinfeld were ok but nothing compared to the classics.
All in the Family wouldn't even get put on a network today. Soup Nazi? phhhhhht.....Hogans Heroes had REAL Nazis and they were funny Nazis!!!
mutt Adult Revenue Service - The Second Generation

MikeAI

Yeah SmutCash has Klient working for them.

I guess they think that a broker sends them webmasters and traffic for free. Tyler just now heard of me, what a surprise, Klient dosen't do the right thing by me, so why do it by his employer Tyler?

I keep saying this what comes around goes around - this time I think I'll be there to see it happen.

Has anybody had any good dealings with them, I'm willing to keep an open mind.
MelissaD Nobody is better than me.

Grosse Pointe Blank is on FX right now. Some parallels to being in the porn biz if you think about it.

Forest, get back to me on when you are coming to town as well as the details on Miami.


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Im wearing silk boxers right now and i dont feel a bit homosexual:)
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Yes I agree with you Dig, sexuality means nothing. As long as its between consenting adults WHO CARES???


Check this out - http://www.bobcrane.com/

Just when you thought it was safe to be in the porn business! haha

I got a password on the password sites, and it is pretty crazy stuff. Nothing exciting, but I am sure its news worthy.

Vicck, remind me to have all my photo and tapes BURNED when I move on the my great reward!
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I would hope it is mostly women under their business suits, maybe for a hot tryst during lunch
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Vick, it's so funny that you said that because the men I knew who did it, DID have hot afternoon trysts. Though not at all in the manner you're referring to.

Red Because porn does not live by pics alone

why NO Mike..

I'm merely pointing that as you said, even if evan WERE a cock-smoking, cum guzzling turd burglar it wouldn't make me think ANY less of him!


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Red I like silk... silk is nice.

I like the feel of silk lingerie when it is on a hot woman rubbing against me...
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Now THAT'S the kind of talk I like to hear. (well, no, actually I like to hear talk that is a lot raunchier than that, but it's a start. :-)
Red Because porn does not live by pics alone

Any company that lets an idiot like Klient run his mouth off on its behalf is one to stay away from.
I also think it's an offshore company. My feeling is that people who go to great lengths to screw the government out of taxes are very likely to have the same attitude when it comes to any financial relationship.


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" you'd be surprised at the amount of straight, coprorate America types that have very sexy lingerie under their 3 piece suits"

I would hope it is mostly women under their business suits, maybe for a hot tryst during lunch

Now there is something that works ;-) (pun intended)
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Red I like silk... silk is nice.

I like the feel of silk lingerie when it is on a hot woman rubbing against me...

:-)
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Dig420 are you picking on my new friend??

If I was the gym and some guy had a suit on and changed out of it and had that lingerie underneath - I think he would be tossed out on his ass....


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Sorry Ulfie.

Red ( Oprano Text Therapist)

Moose, in your world that's "kinda gay"...I dunno, your world is pretty scray, so now I'm frightened...I may have to return this floral print lace top that I had bought for Anthony's birthday present ;)))


SykkBoy There goes the neighborhood

LOL dig. Nothing surprises me. I know about the closet queens and the bisexual men who can't make up their damn minds. But there are a large number of completely hetero men who just happen to love the feel of the silk against their skin.
One of these days I'll tell you how I know all this. :-)
Red ( Oprano Text Therapist)

"And you'd be surprised at the amount of straight, coprorate America types that have very sexy lingerie under their 3 piece suits."

Red, that's going to give me nightmares after the next corporate meeting I sit in on. Thanks. ;)


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Well Red..in my world "its kinda gay"

;-))
Moose kinda sorta not gay

you'd be surprised at the amount of straight, coprorate America types that have very sexy lingerie under their 3 piece suits.
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and YOU'D be surprised how many of those 'straight' guys are actually smoking cocks Red hehe


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I could care less what Evan or anyone else sexual preferance is. If Evan liked to suck dick, or take it in the ass - it does not bother me one way. He is still a human being, and apparently a nice guy.

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I agree. Stuffing gerbils up one ass and tossing salads for dollars does NOT make one a bad guy.. not that I'm implying anything...


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RE:Smutcash

Remeber when Klient came out screaming on netpond a few months ago "8 cents RAW to the first page..any way you send it"

hahaha

If that wasnt warning,i dont know what was.
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Well isnt cross dressing kinda gay?
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No Moose, it isn't. There are plenty of straight men, happily married that just get enjoyment from wearing women's clothing. And you'd be surprised at the amount of straight, coprorate America types that have very sexy lingerie under their 3 piece suits.

Red Damn! I'm the Dr. Ruth of the cyber set.

MelissaD is smutcash the program that has klient working for them?
Mike AI Adult Revenue Service - The Second Generation

Red I think you need a new title... you are very knowledgeable on male deviant sexuality!
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oh Michael, the stories I could tell you. There's a reason my most popular stories are the ones I write from true experiences. I was raised in a very progressive, liberal home and came of age during the height of the sexual revolution. If I ever have the time to write my memoirs, it would be an x-rated best seller. :-)


Red ( Oprano Text Therapist)

/me goes and removes his ultra-sexy silk/lace underthings so as not to offend the webmaster community at large


;))))))
SykkBoy Guess who has a new site added that is converting like gangbusters? :)

"Ewwwww. That's neither hetero nor gay ... That's cross dressing! "


Well isnt cross dressing kinda gay? or is that normal in the Dravyk household?

;-)



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*******BAD SPONSER ALERT***********

SMUTCASH they don't reply to e-mails, and they have decided that they don't have to pay brokers.

Has anybody gotten a check from them?? Don't plan on it.

I don't ever go to the boards and speak bad about anybody. But this time its out of control they have screwed my clients and me.

DON'T DO BUSINESS WITH THESE GUYS THEY WILL SCREW YOU EVERY CHANCE THEY GET!!!
MelissaD Nobody is better than me

Red I think you need a new title... you are very knowledgeable on male deviant sexuality!


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Silk boxers are one thing - those tops were very femanine!


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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,30925,00.html

I don't think gay men would wear that
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I don't think gay men would wear that either. I think it's strictly for cross dressers and those men who like wearing womens undies. Personally, If I undressed a man and saw that I would probably bust out laughing so hard that it would be inconceivable for me to ever have sex with that man. I mean, honestly, is that not one of the stupidest things you've ever seen?




Red ( Oprano Text Therapist)

Ewwwww. That's neither hetero nor gay ... That's cross dressing!

Seriously.

Dravyk Older Amateurs is giving the 4 Free sites a run for the money!

Not many people name names anymore...

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way to risky now days.....boy does that suck too!
it was nice when scammers were outted,and those that worked the gray area were ignored...

well I know 1 name!....GTX....For some reason its really bothering me that they say I'm a affilate..
I didnt sign up for SH!T and dont wont my name in their db!!

anyone watching the prime time golf?


dantheman .

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,30925,00.html

I don't think gay men would wear that

Is decidedly less than hetro sexual also

WTF
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Cmon now, Vickies has carried silk boxers for men for ages

And I'm sure some of the show girls get their undies there too lol...
KK .

Tyler from Smut Cash please get in touch with me ASAP. I have serious problems with you program and how I have been treated I'm giving you a chance to fix it before I air your dirty laundry.
MelissaD Nobody is better than me

I sincerely hope never to see DiamondJim in anything of the sort.

But I'm betting his wife Maria would prolly freak out...
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