Meni,
I spoke with Webdad and he is leasing us
http://GofuckyourselfAsshole.com

it's with DirectNic, so pointing it to Oprano tomorrow shouldn't be a problem, because from
http://oprano.com/pearls.html

"" For every asshole with the thread, there is a dick with a screw "
- Serge"
;-))
Serge (Join4free Gold is now accepting Paypal!)

Serge you are filling in for me Saturday night.

Be nice to the shot girl, I adore her. Tell her.

And just tell any dancer that comes up to you
"honey you are smokin'
then if she asks you for a dance, just say no thanks, but if you wanna have a drink later, I'll be here."
Tip your waitress and bartender well.
And say its MikeW's birthday if you feel like you should buy a dance, and buy it for him. or for a girl sitting with you studs
get the girl on girl action going like last month

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

he banned the word o p r a n o ?
how retarded.

hook me up with Alexa Rae meni. She's my fave porn star now. She needs a new name. Or drop the Rae part, sounds like a freakin hillbilly name.
mutt

mutt can i mathematically elimated from winning?
i think i'm in 104th place
or worse
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Sharkie,
don't be a shmuck!
Yorki is much more fund than 2 karat diamonds and give much more love back and cost less!

Crystal,
if you want, I can spam all the baords that Sharky doesn't perform his husband duties!
;_))
Serge (Join4free Gold is now accepting Paypal!)

Cleo if you wanna cuddle
thats cool
I maybe coming down in April
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Kjell -
This is an honest and much simpler question - dDoes jettis not want business from us little guys? I've called several times over the last couple of weeks to ask about using jettis - I get sent to voice mail, leave a message - and never hear anything back. It makes me just a bit reluctant to call again - if *sales* doesn't return calls, I'm a bit skittish about what would happen once the company *has* my business...

MikeS

mutt
conrad bain?
living or dead?
i stole that from maxim
or was it stuff
or was it
FHM?

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I posted on GFY telling a newbie to come here
it came out like
Ally, for GFY you don't have to do anything to post
Ally, check out
http://www.oxxxxxxxxxx/msgboard
if you wanna meet the movers and shakers in the biz

hee hee
so next messag i typed

o
p
r
a
n
o
.com
hee hee
poor Lens, i actually like the guy
the jenna bashing is hysterical

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Add Milton Berle to the Dead list. That is a big day for the Death Pools, Dudley Moore and Uncle Miltie. I'm sadder about Dudley Moore, guess cuz he's younger and I don't think I really ever laughed at a thing Milton Berle ever did. Our parents were all delusional. I remember Jack Benny, he was also lame. Bob Hope I think was ok in his day, he was like a smartass in his movies. Steve Allen was a piece of shit. Carson was a bit of a pantload himself, reading jokes off a cuecard every night.

well i've said my piece, i'll be moving on my way.


mutt

i didn't realise that you were that close to the lead in the March Madness contest pornoman.
Well this is just a notice to advise you that in the event that you do win the contest we will be sending the money to the charity of our choice.
Todd is a nice guy and i'm sure he'll send you the glass butt plugs.

arrrrgh........... i knew the people who make this software would blame me or the web server. It's not.

But have no fear tomorrow morning everybody can still make their Final Four picks, up until Saturday 6 PM ET.

Need Great Hosting?
http://www.national-net.com
http://www.mach10hosting

Design Work?
http://www.aaaadultdesign.com
http://www.webinc.com

Massage w/ Happy Ending
http://www.askmeni.com


mutt

Serge,
Do you think you can talk Sharky into buying me a little Yorkie?? :o)

He keeps telling me no, and I hate that word! So I figured I needed to bring it to the board.

Desperate times call for desperate measures! *wink*

Princess

I'm bored, Meni take your clothes off.

Cleo (bio hazard)

Serge you going out with MikeW Saturday night?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Mutt,

My favorite use of flash is here:
http://alladultdesign.com

It is hypnotic and makes people want to order designs..
chris All Adult Design

voodooman
I would say the Serge's dinning habits are either influenced by the cute twinks or the quality of public restroom's trade that the higher end restaurants attract.

Cleo (bio hazard)

Cleo,

so thats what it is huh?

voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

CH,
my French is a bit rough....
Serge

JUPITER, Fla. (AP) - Jose Canseco will not reach his goal of 500 home runs with the Montreal Expos.
Canseco was given his release by the Expos on Wednesday after being told he would not be an everyday player.


Jose was at Club Radius last night for the Strippers Ball with Jenna, hee hee, Jay said he's huge

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

voodooman
I think it is because he heard that a disproportionate percentage of food servers are gay.

Cleo (bio hazard)

Serge,

Why dont you learn to cook?
or buy frozen pizza's? You'll
save tons of money.
:-))
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?)

SP,

having looked at the source of your flash banners, I realized that you make use of an open source project called DynAPI under http://dynapi.sourceforge.net/dynapi/
*All you do* is add some lines to embed a flash player and move the transparent window. That makes 6 lines of your code as far as I can see it.

$3000/6= 500 bucks a line of code.
Pretty impressive rate or do I miss something ?

Please enlighten me ;-)

BTW, its javascript not java you use on your page.





mj

Whats up everyone?

Just a quick note to let everyone in on some new things coming from SilverCash. No we haven disappeared. We have been working hard on the new rewrite of SilverCash from top to bottom with tons of new features to include all new hit tracking and detailed stats, rewards program, flash paysites, free banner hosting, free pay counters, and many more releases that I just cant spill the beans on yet.

We are looking at about 60-90 days for the new release so expect some BIG things.

In the mean time we just released a new site today that is just killing it! Conversions on signups have been unreal
http://www.shockingcocks.com/new.html

We also have 6 more sites coming out in the next few weeks so keep those eyes peeled and we'll keep sending those checks.

I'll see everyone in Phoenix next week :)
LAMike Even Serge Likes Shocking Cocks :)

out for dinner,
I ' LL BE BACK!
;_))
Serge

Serge :)

I don't read your board, i don't know what's happenning down here ...

I had lunch tonight with a fellow webmasters and your name came out because it's because of you that he's where he's today apparently.

He's gonne quit the business soon and we were wondering if we're gonna see you in Amsterdam next month ?

From what i understood, he would like to stop it where it starts ... Will i have the opportunity of taking a picture of him with you before he's going ?

Later ... CH
CH WR

Serge

you will beable to dedicate a whole Morons page to Pipe

He is good copy

;)
Forest

hahahahhahahaha,
OK and in this case Happy Passover to you too!
;-)))
Serge

Thank Meni for the post>

And for Pipecrew's commnet.

Get used to it
DerekXAMO Derek, and where is Link to Oprano???

Just call me Cleocifer

Cleo (bio hazard)

Post # 69669
***********************

Cleo, 3 6's and 2 69's....
damn!
you are one lucky devil!
;-)))
Serge

what about DHTML animation ads with no sound?
*********
mutt
Not sure since I gave up on DHTML a long time ago since it works so different across browsers and platforms so I have never tried using it on pages that I submit.

But I will tell you that most sites are very sensitive about anything that is not straight html because of all the shady things that webmasters have done in the past.

Cleo (bio hazard)

The best part about the technology is that webmasters only have to put one line of code on their page to launch any of the ads...
******************************

did I say it is Fucking A!
or did I forgot???
;-)))

FUCKING A!!!
Serge (Join4free Gold is now accepting Paypal!)

The hiding source code banner is only because we are still using a demo version of the app... Still have to test it in a few more situations...

It does use java though ;-(

I know it is not for everyone, but there are definitely tons of possible uses in the adult community...


SP

I can tell you we spent a lot more than $3000 though !!

SP
**********************

don't tell that to my son!
;-)))

he wants to charge me for use of his pearls!
;-)))
Serge

what about DHTML animation ads with no sound?
mutt

Thanks again Serge...

The best part about the technology is that webmasters only have to put one line of code on their page to launch any of the ads...

I can tell you we spent a lot more than $3000 though !!

SP
SP

Cool stuff but the problem for average webmaster is that I don't think link lists and TGP's will want them on sites they list. Cleo what do u think?
************
mutt
That is an easy one, no use of the embed tag, no JAVA, no hiding source code, nothing that makes any kind of sound, all parts of the page must be on the same domain, no Flash.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

>>>>will wegcash be adding an option to pay webmasters through PayPal anytime in the near future? like maxcash :)

Render volume brokers - marketing made easy...>>>

No, Render, we will not be paying webmasters through paypal. We have perfect payment history anyways so there's really no need for us to incorporate this into our system.

:)


RRRED Kjell is the man!

I just wanted to stop by and introduce myself!
Tara
************************

Tara,
and I introduced myself in your tag
;-))
Serge (Join4free Gold is now accepting Paypal!)

it took me 1.3 minute to find material for morons say page yesterday on GFY and I spend months trying to find it here
;-)))
Serge

===

it would probably take 0.9 minutes to find material for 'Mouths of Morons' on the AWI board, hehe :)

Render volume brokers - marketing made easy...

Hi Tara,
I'm Meni
and I'm the official Oprano male slut
so if you need anything
just holla

hee hee
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I think the typical GFYer
*******************************

and not typical, like Amputate your head,
for example,
fights his suicide tendencies from one mental hospital to another
;-))
Serge (Join4free Gold is now accepting Paypal!)

Hi everyone, I am new to this board. I just wanted to stop by and introduce myself!
Tara

==

hi Tara, how are you? and how are things at ScoresCash... what do you do there?
Render volume brokers - marketing made easy...

If TGPs went away i guess so would GFY
I think the typical GFYer submits to TGPs, prays for signups, posts on GFY, jerks off to his parents wedding picture, then does it all again tomorrow
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

The Flash Ads like in that demo have been around mainstream for a couple months that i have been noticing them. Salon uses them, the official Winter Olympics had them too I remember. I didn't see the video sample yet, don't have Java Virtual Machine downloaded yet.

Cool stuff but the problem for average webmaster is that I don't think link lists and TGP's will want them on sites they list. Cleo what do u think?


mutt

Hi everyone, I am new to this board. I just wanted to stop by and introduce myself!
Tara Hi, Tara, next time you post your URL, please have link back to Oprano and Welcome, sweetheart!

Meni,
the fact of the matter is....GFY beats Oprano in number of morons
378 to 1
;-)))

it took me 1.3 minute to find material for morons say page yesterday on GFY and I spend months trying to find it here
;-)))
Serge (Join4free Gold is now accepting Paypal!)

boy that GFY is so fun

Derek posted a pic of him and Jenna
so

Pipecrew: could you feel STD's radiating off her?

Meni: STDs? thats a nice thing to say
thats why GFY sucks
Oprano kicks it butt


Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Just a little note to let everyone know, Join4free Gold is now accepting Paypal payments AND check payment through the one and only Jettis :)

Just when you think conversions can't get better ;)

RRRED

===

will wegcash be adding an option to pay webmasters through PayPal anytime in the near future? like maxcash :)

Render volume brokers - marketing made easy...

SP,
believe it or not,
in January in Vegas,
MikeAI asked one of the design companies who are very shy when it comes to their fuck ups to do the same thing....
$3000 later we were shown some shit which would make my son puke because he can do better...

oh well...

I say YOU are the one who GOT IT now and I can only give you kudos on this idea!
Serge (Join4free Gold is now accepting Paypal!)

Kjell,

Can you contact me please? Anthony at whitcon dot net.

Thanks.
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Ultimately, questions about Jettis should be directed to the only knowledgeable group on the subject—our clients. We’ve lost 1 since we launched, who recently came back to us. We think our track record speaks for itself.
***************************

Kjell,
when competition reserves themselves to those tactics,
there is only one word to describe it:
PATHETIC.

what can I say?

Losing customers, while Jettis, their competitor, gain them
would cloud even better minds than they employ
;-)))

Serge (Join4free Gold is now accepting Paypal!)

Im looking to get my sites into a mailing of 1M or better

please spam me with prices
Thanx

Help

We are developing a new h.263 video encoder which will give much better quality than the one on there now, but still have the instant on java player...

And a few more cool thingys !!


SP

Hi Steve,

I couldn’t help but notice your post and the conclusions you’ve drawn about processors. Since Jettis is referenced in your analysis, I want to give the dialogue a perspective that it is missing.

I welcome competition but your post is a little disturbing as is completely misrepresents the facts. Throwing mud at companies that you know very little about in an effort to drive more sales to your preferred processor is a cheap stunt. That said, I’d like to address some of your comments in this forum.

Jettis has never and will never process for spammers, beastie or pedo sites. There was a great deal of discussion yesterday on the boards about the letter that went out from Visa regarding the banning of processing for these types of sites. In my estimation, it’s a bit sad that it took a Visa mandate for this practice to come to an end. If this industry wants to be taken more seriously, it needs to begin policing itself from within. Jettis is proud that we did not have to exhaust resources to clean up a completely unnecessary mess.

You assert that we do not deploy a simple address verification and CVV2 check. This is false. You also question the efficacy of our fraud screen. Our fraud screen has a proven track record for bringing merchants with their own merchant accounts into compliance. We have case studies that demonstrate our capabilities. One that comes to mind is a merchant with chargebacks in double-digits at a competing processor that the Jettis fraud screen brought into compliance while maximizing sales throughput in a very short time period.

You state that Jettis processes for very few amateur sites and other “low-chargeback” sites. How low do you suppose the chargebacks are for beastiality and pedo sites? Is this really the type of portfolio that will help a major processor reduce their risk? Isn’t it the responsibility of the processor to set a standard? We are responsible for the cash flow of our customers, a responsibility that we do not take lightly. Our clients can attest to the fact that we pay on time all of the time and that we operate in a professional manner. Conjecture about the complexion of our processing portfolio is yet another cheap effort to detract prospective clients from Jettis.

You state that Jettis has had 5 name changes in the last 9 months. This is false. Our company has always been Jettis—no name changes here. However, just like our competitors, we have used different descriptors on occasion. The truth is that we’ve processed with a very small circle of banks from inception. Descriptor names are not necessarily an indication of chargeback problems. Our merchant accounts are not in danger and you incorrectly assume that that we are scurrying to keep our merchant accounts alive. There is no truth to this assumption whatsoever, as our accounts remain in good standing and in compliance.

Ultimately, questions about Jettis should be directed to the only knowledgeable group on the subject—our clients. We’ve lost 1 since we launched, who recently came back to us. We think our track record speaks for itself.



Kjell No mud slinging here

Thanks Serge...

We should be adding some more impressive demos within the next week...

SP

SP

We finally got some demos up for the ad site... LMK what you think...
*****************************

SP, I liked it so much, I posted it on Russian Board...
I hope you don't mind a few hundreds eyes looking at it...
I say that this is a FUTURE...very close future!
;-))

Serge (Join4free Gold is now accepting Paypal!)

Cleo
any opening of yours
hell
we can make out if you want
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

RRRed, SP,
Fucking A! to both of ya!
;-)))
Serge (Join4free Gold is now accepting Paypal!)

Just a little note to let everyone know, Join4free Gold is now accepting Paypal payments AND check payment through the one and only Jettis :)

Just when you think conversions can't get better ;)


RRRED Kjell is the man!

Serge...

We finally got some demos up for the ad site... LMK what you think...

http://beta.maxpop.com/adwurx/site/

We are still having some minor netscape issues, but overall it looks good...

Thanks again for letting me use the oprano page as a demo...

SP
SP

bpj,

yes, I like it very much. ;-))

looks a lot like cotton. hehe
Wig Don't click here or you will make more money!

Tonda see you in AZ! :)I can't wait.


RRRED Please spam me with gay content!

Dudley Moore dead. *hic*
I didn't even know he was sick and damn he was really sick, i've never heard of the disease he had, sounds horrible.
mutt

-- State Department issues warning to U.S. citizens in Italy, cites "credible
threat."
Watch CNN or log on to http://CNN.com /AOL Keyword: CNN for the latest news.

Runk Got Gay Traffic?

Mutt,

it's ok if they don't fix it in time...I'll take the $$ now! ;-)))

rocki NEW 2.0 is Launched!

"W" tested support, this chart is a beauty and making me hoooooooooooorrny!
;-))
Serge

Serge, if something like THIS doesn't wake that lazy little fucker up..... NOTHING will! ;-)))
http://charts3.barchart.com/chart.asp?sym=GCJ2&data=A&jav=adv&vol=Y&evnt=adv&grid=Y&code=BSTK&org=stk&fix=

gotta love it, eh Wig??? ;-)

bpj (NO 3rd party CC risk!)

Cleo, that man been sleeping for the last 9 years!
;-)

ask Voodoo!
Serge

........and can you name 3 more people on the internet who believe everythign I say?
********
Serge   
You, yourself, and the little man that lives in your pants.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me)

Serge
You have always told me that I have the tits of a fifteen year old.

Cleo
***********************

........and can you name 3 more people on the internet who believe everythign I say?
Serge

this one is pretty cool to play with too mutt.
http://www.hielscher.de/

this site is really old too. but pretty cool... click on the film cannisters on the desk.

JR

hmmmm....and your tits are beautiful and never sag, right?
*********
Serge   
You have always told me that I have the tits of a fifteen year old.

Cleo (bio hazard) Water Hottie

I enjoyed those two sites immensely JR
-----------------------------------
they had some cool ones but most of the links i see are not working.

they were way ahead of their time for Flash i think. but then again, flash i think was ahead of its own time. it is still more or less, annoying and impractical except for banners and menus.

JR

Serge
So your car is ugly and breaks down.

Cleo_LinkUP
*******************************

hmmmm....and your tits are beautiful and never sag, right?

;-)))
Serge

Ben, Ben, Ben....you have your banner on the busiest board out there,
you should SELL traffic on the boards instead of buying it....

as soon as you put link to Oprano on your page,
I'll let you play here and you don't even have to buy buttons from us,
we understand...
;-)))
Serge

Serge
So your car is ugly and breaks down.

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me) Water Hottie

Any one have good traffic i'm buying
BEN FROM HOLLAND ...and I'll pay you the same way like I paid Mart!

I enjoyed those two sites immensely JR.
mutt

Timon...check yo e!

Serge.... I love it! ;-)

bpj (NO 3rd party CC risk!) Welcome to the jungle!

mutt, i always liked this site.
http://www.eye4u.com/home/

they have a pretty cool portfolio
http://www.unimark.ch/english_flash.html
JR

Bad Unkle, Please call me!
Vandy

while getting lift by a tow truck, I learned Chinese in 5 mins:

1) That's not right ......... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?..... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP..........Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ..............Dum Gai
5) Small Horse ...........Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ........Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table ........Ai Bang Mai In
8) I think you need a face lift .......Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here .....Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ......Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone .......No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week .... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight .........Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ..... Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive .......Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great .....Fa Kin Su Pah


Serge

They do EVERYTHING by the book 100% They are the safest best bet in processing.
=============================

Somebody from Jettis please contact me.


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

damn,
I just got home...this NEVER happened to me before, NEVER!
the fucking car just died on me on the highway, 3 blocks from the airport!

I want my station wagon back!
;-))
Serge

If this is a print or poster i'm going to buy it.


"Walt Disney discovered and removed this "Steamboat Willie" sequence minutes before the cartoon's 1928 premiere. He then fired the animator who was responsible in front of all his friends"

http://www.modernhumorist.com/roughdraft/mickey.html
mutt

LOL
http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0203/pot/images/getbaked.jpg

Timon

thanks Ed I sent u email.

This is my favorite design site
http://www.rotodesign.com
I love that splash page, i've been looking at it for like 15 minutes.


mutt

Cj - hey lady - how've you been? ;o)

Serge - glad Rachyl's sending a bit LOL I've been good but busy - no rest for the wicked I guess :o)

I have kind of a dumb question - because the answer is probably very simple.

How on earth does someone get a virus into an html page? (and why the hell would they?)

Had someone submit a site for a program....and get virus warnings every time I hit the page.

Never had that happen before - in email yes, but on a page??

Have a great day guys :o)

Snoops (Š) do be do be do

Mutt - check your email... (your really need icq!) I think I found your problem with the script....
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Yes we did the whole thing inhouse, except the sounds....

Timon

you did your own casino software Timon? One of your programmers is a Shockwave expert?

mutt

So if anyone needs a clickthrough program, online casino,
eraser software or what ever I can make it for them ....
hint hint ;-))

Timon

Good Morning Oprano!

Peaches -

I am sorry that I won't be able to see you in Phoenix. I hope you enjoy the beach...and for that I am jealous:)

Anyone else going to actually be in Phoenix?
Tonda Test drive our feeds for free!

PP, I'm not a programmer but I employ an army of them ;-)

Our specialties are C, C++, PHP, Perl & Java.

Timon

timon aint a programmer!

he's just a poser!

:P

he has no soap opera in his life so he comes to oprano hehehehe

timon what languages u code?
PayrollPete

Mornin Oprano!

Timon, hit me up on icq.... #77941052

bpj ACHdebit.com - More reasons than ever to DIVERSIFY!

Just one thing, we'll be around for about another hour,
after that I can't keep them...

Timon

3 programmers? Nice!
Ok if i haven't gotten these mother effers to help me by tonight I'll email you.
mutt

Actually one of them is "master of computer sciences",
he'll be angry if I refer to him as a programmer ;-)

Timon