Actually one of them is "master of computer sciences",
he'll be angry if I refer to him as a programmer ;-)

Timon

Well if you can't get in touch with them, I have 3 programmers
here who can take a peek at it for you.

Timon

thanks Timon, i'm not sure if anybody but the people who sell this software can help. I can't see anything apparent that would be causing the simple Perl script not to work. The contest software is mostly desktop software, it creates a little Perl script that lets people enter their picks on the Web.


mutt

Oplus News Update
******************

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Canadian Child Porn Ruling Horrifies Many

AOL Browser Switch A Potential Nightmare For Web Developers

http://www.opranoplus.com
mutt

mutt, need help?

Timon

The only person who might be more worried about why I can't get the Final Four pick sheet page working is Rocki :)

Hopefully somebody smarter than me is going to solve it before today is over.
mutt

I have never jerked the chicke in a chat room
********************************
Really? I do it all the time...

Timon

Hey Vaginator. That asx file you posted was really cool. I have never jerked the chicke in a chat room but the movie is interesting. Is that from a big screen movie or some small time flick. It was very well done. WHere did you find it?

Erik
The Producer SoBeGirl 200 Amateur Video /Pic Sets and Growing

we are expecting to hit a record high today of 88 degrees in south florida...

Just keep in mind when ya'all come down... pack mainly shorts. ya here? ;-))

rocki NEW TCG 2.0 is here!

http://www.hypnotic.com/MEDIA/WINDOWS/the_parlor_dsl.asx
Very cool! It says it's produced by Alan Ball - I wonder if that's "Six Feet Under" and "American Beauty" Alan Ball....

Peaches

Timon,
there is an old Russian expression:
"Turning like a sneak in a hot frying pan"

That's what this dance reminds me of.
;-)))

when going gets hot....the tough one not always goes shopping
;-))
Serge
***************************

i believe this one applies also:

ona tansuyet kak karov' na ldu!

magus MaxAdult MaxLinks, Post # 68786 compliant

Cleo, nice pics
********
Meni
You said something nice to me??? I must still be dreaming, you didn't want to shove some body part of yours into some opening of mine???

Cleo (bio hazard) Where is the Russian this morning, seems to be MIA, paging serge, put down the goat, paging Serge

It's really 20 minutes long as when you get to the end.. you NEED to go watch it again ;-)
-----

yeah it took me 5 minutes to figure it out ... very clever look at internet personalities :-)

cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: only fools will miss out!!

Seems to me now that VISA has gone against the lolita and beasty sites that i am getting twice as much spam for this shit!

Just got this one: http://www.blue-rabbits.com/ls/index.html

And 2 beasty spams allready in the last 6 hours.

*sighs* oh well, i guess if there are sicko surfers out there that keep buying the memberships that there will be people who try to make cash from it.
Andrew Awesome Content For Your Site!

Cleo, nice pics
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Serge didn't shower this morning

this is very cool ... its about 10 minutes long
*************
It's really 20 minutes long as when you get to the end.. you NEED to go watch it again ;-)


Opti we are happy little vegemites

LL,
this is Florida, it's hot like Hell,
there is NOTHING outside...
**********
Serge
There is all kinds of stuff outside and because it's hot everyone is almost nekkid.
http://cleocrap.com/biking-3-24-02/index.htm

Cleo_LinkUP (bite me) Pics of Serge and his boyfriend having sex on the beach

I'll make sure CJ is cumming
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

CJ darling, hello! Are you coming to Internext??
----

of course!!

cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: only fools will miss out!!

http://www.hypnotic.com/MEDIA/WINDOWS/the_parlor_dsl.asx

this is very cool ... its about 10 minutes long, watch it through to the end...
cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: only fools will miss out!!

Then perhaps I'll see you there...
*********************************

why?

who else is cuming?
;-))
Serge

Then perhaps I'll see you there...smile You have such a way with words! hahhahha



LadyLaw

LL, I don't know....if I cum - I'll come
;-))
Serge

Serge: I'm with you...I don't like the heat. I'll be melting at the next Internext. Are you coming?


LadyLaw And who thought of Florida in August??

http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness/makepicks.html

Could somebody check this out and see if they are getting a 500 Error? Can't figure out why, double checked everything 20 times now. Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh.

Hopefully it will be working tomorrow/today. The two Final Four semi final games are on Saturday night.


mutt
............................

I see no error but Indiana is playing Oklahoma not Missouri.
I wish they were playing Miss:)
tuffruff

LL,
this is Florida, it's hot like Hell,
there is NOTHING outside...
;-))
Serge

Opti,
I ONLY get fucked by friends!!!

foes can't get that close to me!
;-)))
Serge

Serge...you need to get out more! smile

LadyLaw Cuter than a Ken Doll.....

the e-mail started with
Fuck you, Serge!
***********************

Could you tell if it was friend or foe from just that line? :-)
Opti we are happy little vegemites

I don't believe in luck,
JR convinced me that one has to have a system! and a Business Plan
;-))
Serge

I'm impressed..maybe this is your lucky day! smile






LadyLaw Cuter than a Ken Doll.....

LadyLaw,
funny you said that...I just got sexual advance from a non oprano sponsor, I'm desired, the e-mail started with
Fuck you, Serge!
;-))
Serge

i once knew how to get a script to print out whatever errors were occurring. I forget now.


i think you added something like
#!/usr/bin/error/perl

i dunno, i'm not much of a script monkey.
mutt

and I wish some sponsors took sexual advantage of me too..
***********************************

Still dreaming are you Serge?? smile

CJ darling, hello! Are you coming to Internext??

LadyLaw Cuter than a Ken Doll.....

Thanks :-)
thanks to everyone!

JR

Oh yeah, I want to congradulate JR. GOOD LUCK! BEST WISHES!


Mike AI Latest product from DirectNIC...

Serge think we have transexual anon posters??
*************************

no, I think we have KK posting, but not the KimmyKim
;-))
Serge

I beleive I am the fist person ever to piss with sponosrs when I think they are doing something wrong. ************************************

you costed me $3000, you fuck!
;-))))
Serge Sykk, Timon, I can do THIS as well

I miss all the fun with "Steve"! Serge think we have transexual anon posters??

No doubt I am small time, especially compaired to industry Giants like ARS, but I would say HiRise has low chargebacks because of 1) CUSTOMER SERVICE 2) WE DO NOT FUCK SURFER/WE DELIVER WHAT WE PROMISE

As far as "steve" using ccbill and ibill because they are more conservative and safe - WHAT A FUCKING JOKE! CCBill and Ibill both process for Beasty and Lolita sited for years, and finally only shut down because VISA foreced them. Obviously they will do anything for money, including animals and children, so they are taking biggest risks!

Not to mention Ibill selling out mysteriously, and the $1 donation check box.

I have slammed Eooch in the past. They are under new management and have fought back from the grave. Clay got in touch with me and I made a deal, if he caught back up with me $$ wise I would give Epoch some business. Well they did, and I lived up to my end. IT turned out that Epoch is kicking ass - and are probably only the cutting edge of services available. Its not just not me look at the proof - SIC CASH, and http://spamwealth.com

Jettis - is like the old man of processing. I know the guys over there well, and their butt cheeks are so tight they cannot even fart. They do EVERYTHING by the book 100% They are the safest best bet in processing.

My recomendation stands, and not because of sponsors. I beleive I am the fist person ever to piss with sponosrs when I think they are doing something wrong. Call it what way I see it...


Mike AI Latest product from DirectNIC...

Thanks Serge but I already have Humor XP installed... ;-)

Timon

Don't tell anybody!
;_)
Serge Sykk, Timon, I can do THIS as well

Serge can see people take a shit through ICQ ;-))
=================================

then he must be shuddering with fear at what he peeped me doing through my ICQ.......


SykkBoy

Hahaha, George Orwells nightmare finally came true,
Serge can see people take a shit through ICQ ;-))

Timon

Hey can't a webmaster take a dump in peace ;-)

Timon
**************************

nope...not with today's technology
;-)))
Serge

darling, you just came back online...
*******************************
Hey can't a webmaster take a dump in peace ;-)

Timon

darling, you just came back online...
I CEE YOU
;-))
Serge

Yes I used them for a blue moon, you forgot to mention the
"IF I WAS HAPPY" part ;-)

Timon
**************************

Timon,
one thing about you is...you are very much a straight shooter,
you took Epoch's head off with no problems the other day and "happy" part was implied,
I know that if you were happy , you'd just say so.
Serge

Mutt,
I suggest you hook with Cleo...she is one of the best script trouble shooters I've seen!

if she could fix my desires for Voodoo as easy as she can fix scripts, she'd be PRICELESS!
;-))
Serge

shit this sponsorship is getting expensive!!!

cj
************************

cj, so is Mazeratti, but I have endorsement, and it's NOT from OUR shills, that we are the BEST!
;-))
Serge

Yes I used them for a blue moon, you forgot to mention the
"IF I WAS HAPPY" part ;-)

Timon

i've checked the file permissions over and over. Everything is the exact same as I had things for the previous rounds. I'll wait for awhile and start all over again, maybe i'm missing something that's obvious. Don't think so tho.


mutt

and I wish some sponsors took sexual advantage of me too..
(cj, don't get shy on me now! ;-)))
---

3 banners and 5 text links isn't enough for you?!?!??!?!?

shit this sponsorship is getting expensive!!!

cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: only fools will miss out!!

Serge,

If I would be using CCBill and was happy with their services
then everyone would be able to see on my sites I was using
them and I would be happy to come here on the board and
endorse them...
*********************************

Timon, you WERE using CCbill,
I saw your cumbath in archives the other day
;-))

Serge

whoops, and I just noticed,
you went from Blue n/a to RED on my ICQ in the last 1 min
;-))

"steveie",
you gotta plan your next Oprano appearance more carefully,
somebody is watching you
;-)))

attention to even small details is what separates "BEST board whores" from just... whores
;-))))
Serge

Hm yeah, actually I should have phrased that:

An anonymous endorsement like this is obviously nothing more
than a poor shill ;-))

Timon

Hm yeah, actually I should have phrase
Timon

The thing with these anonymous endorsements is that
there is no way to tell if it's a shill or not.

Timon
************************

of course it is.....this is 100% bona fide SHILL!
Serge

I do not have time to go back and review all the old slams that you and Mike AI, have made about them over the years but a soon as they paid for a spot they became golden. Now you should get the award for best whore on a board for that.
***********************************

I don't know about MikeAI, but I did slam Epoch in the past and for a good reason, Epoch was reeling after they were hit by fraudulent bank
(see court documents) for 20 mils and it''s a miracle they have survived , but...they did survive and came back with the vengence, stronger balance sheet than ever and innovations to rock this industry.

as for being the best board whores....
well, we are the BEST, that's true,
and I wish some sponsors took sexual advantage of me too..
(cj, don't get shy on me now! ;-)))

I think you are just jelous, sweety due to Oprano taking home a month more than you take a year
;-))

bigg kisses, darling!
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

If I would be using CCBill and was happy with their services
then everyone would be able to see on my sites I was using
them and I would be happy to come here on the board and
endorse them...

One cannot hide if they use them because everyone can see
it on ones site...

The thing with these anonymous endorsements is that
there is no way to tell if it's a shill or not.

Timon

Mutt,
Internal Server Error
;-(((

from my VERY limited experience could be permissions...did "root" change any files?
Serge

And I'll just repeat my previous point, how come the people
who defend CCBill are nearly always anonymous?

Timon
*************************

woul;d YOU put YOUR name to defend beastiality processor with "secret double probation FBI KP investigation" history?
;-)))
Serge

Serge no I am not KK, just a guy trying to make a living that laughs at how hard you plug your sponsors.
**************************************

hey, sponsors, are you laughing too?
The fact of the matter is,
Oprano choses sponsors who are EASY to plug.
Oprano kicks sponsors out at it's discretion (hi, Joe Lackey, how are you, sport? ;-), nice to be free from money hunger and chose whom you do business with, don't you think?

ahhhh...I wish you were Kimmy,
I always wanted to learn playing fiddle
;-)))
all together now:
http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/8849/Moviemusicals/Fiddler/richman.mid
Serge

serge did u enter a username,email address and make some picks and then hit the submit button?

page is fine, it's what happens after you hit Submit that is screwed.

thanks


mutt

And I'll just repeat my previous point, how come the people
who defend CCBill are nearly always anonymous?

Timon

http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness/makepicks.html
is fine on NT2000
MSIE6
Serge

Serge no I am not KK,
******************************

of course you are not,
just watch:
http://www.hypnotic.com/MEDIA/WINDOWS/the_parlor_dsl.asx

and when I say KK, I don't mean KimmyKim, the one who plays men of the industry like fiddles
(and the less brains they have, the more Stradivari they become ;-))

so....you are not KimmyKim, but you are still my "KK"!
;-)))
you call yourself "steve" I call you "KK", any problems with that?
;-)))

we don't have Oprano Identity Police,
you can be anybody,
George Caldwell included for all I care
;-)))
Serge

But....posting styles are hard to fake
===============================

this is why I could never post anon...my typoes would be a dread giveaway (sorry cj, had to do it ;)))


Dravyk, package to arrive tomorrow :)


SykkBoy

http://www.opranoplus.com/marchmadness/makepicks.html

Could somebody check this out and see if they are getting a 500 Error? Can't figure out why, double checked everything 20 times now. Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh.

Hopefully it will be working tomorrow/today. The two Final Four semi final games are on Saturday night.


mutt

De Marc

I was not trying to assume anything about your company service/CB ratio at all. In fact I send you traffic. and I think your service is excellent. I am sure you would not deny that you do a large volume of traffic, and that is what is important in my point.

I use Ibill and CCbill to process my transactions and the reason is they fraud screen there signups much better than Jettis or Epoch. I use a more conservative approach now days. I believe that we are in for a large shake up with Visa and Mastercard. I do not want to experience the DMR days again when database were just dead. In my opinion Jettis is on a dangerous road with allowing transactions from very large clients and no fraud tools turned on. They will experience what happened to DMR with not being able to double volume over and over.

Here is my point

Visa Rule is 2.5% CB
Mastercard is now an enforced 1%

We all know that a good percentage of CB are from surfers that just chargeback because they can. So you are already close to the threshold with just this

We all know there are a lot of bad people out there in countries like RUSSIA (poke fun at Serge) that have lots of Credit Card # and exp. dates.

If your processor does not take advantage of CVV2, and at least some form of AVS (zip match, address match) they would be allowing every hacker in the world to just come in and put in card numbers. This along with customers just charging back will push any company over CB ratio's

This is the old theory of trash in trash out

Remember that banks now will not allow or at least make it much harder to CB if you have gotten CVV2 info. (That will take a bite out of the overall ratio of CB)

The simple fact is the days of running wide up with no fraud protection are gone. The number of announcements from Visa in the last 6 months is incredible. They are not going to allow the companies to change merchant accounts 9 times under different names. This is why I closed my accounts and moved to 3rd party. They are identifying all the adult and gamming companies and are not going to allow them to just pop up on and island any more.

JMSCorce my question to you is can you explain the reason for the name switches. Do you have trouble deciding what to call your company. Jettis, Jetbill, Jetcharge, Paysystems, etc. or is it what I called new bank trying to hide under a different name because CB were running high.

Serge no I am not KK, just a guy trying to make a living that laughs at how hard you plug your sponsors. Good for you, the problem is when you over look facts and slam the competition all the time it looses its value. Here is an example. It is funny seeing you plug Epoch. I do not have time to go back and review all the old slams that you and Mike AI, have made about them over the years but a soon as they paid for a spot they became golden. Now you should get the award for best whore on a board for that.

Steve

steve PROCESOR TEST

Eve. Oprano,

Jr, congrats!!!!



sextoyking

evening opranauts!

*waving to snoops*

JR, enjoy your life sentence :-)))


cj (vaginator) $2 million dollars :: april 1st :: only fools will miss out!!

ok, i am getting married tomorrow. :-)
****************************

JR, mazal tov and have a great time in Europe!

too bad we won't bump into each other in Italy this time, but....there is always next time!

please accept both of you
pozdravlenia i samye luchshie pojelania!
Serge

Just poppin over to say hi - been swamped :o)
*******************************

Hi, Snoops, I saw your "rachel-face" in the logs yesterday and was thinking of you
;-))

how you been?
Serge

Serge, doesn't really show the integrity you'd like
your CC processor to have does it ;-)

Timon
**************************

Timon,
there is an old Russian expression:
"Turning like a sneak in a hot frying pan"

That's what this dance reminds me of.
;-)))

when going gets hot....the tough one not always goes shopping
;-))
Serge

didn't u once say you had prostate something?
************************

Mutt, believe it or not,
you also have prostate, and so do every male and I suspect KK has a small one too
;-)))

Saw Palmeto makes it shrink and you start peeing like a horse once again
;-)))
Serge

Serge, doesn't really show the integrity you'd like
your CC processor to have does it ;-)

Timon

Anyone ever notice that there's always a lot of very bitter
anons that come on this board to say all processors except
CCBill suck?
*****************************

Timon,
only this time 2+2=4
I recognise this IP similarity to IP which was used by "another anon" under similar circumstances and posting style.
Some people belive that if we can't track cookies we can't track anons. True.
But....posting styles are hard to fake
;-))
Serge

yer right, i was just speculating about your regimen. didn't u once say you had prostate something? I haven't got that yet but some friends of mine already say they do, have to get up in the middle of the night to pee.


mutt

serge wakes up during the night to pee,
***************************

mutt, aparently you never slept with me
(you gotta overcome this fear of flying, maybe one day ;-))
I don't pee, I sleep like a baby, but...
that rib eye steak was too much!,
even though it was almost as good as Voodoo's
;-))
Serge

i am about to become a very rich man. Aztec Gaming has just sent me an email promotion to use their sportsbook, they are giving me +375 on the New England Patriots to win SuperBowl XXXVI. Unfortunately I have missed the cutoff for the 10% Bonus but who cares I am going to bet the house limit on the big game!


mutt

When does Serge wake up?
Brad Shaw
**************************

you "called"?
Serge

Serge, Mike AI

I have to laugh at your comments about CCbill all the time.Here is my reason why. If anyone should know better it is you. Mr. Amateur King.
**************************

Hi, KK, how you been?

I thought MarcDe was your friend....what happened?
Serge

PP, guilty as charged ;-(

I have developed some pretty decent multi tasking skills,
only problem is that my Oprano posts end up in ICQ and
my ICQ messages end up on Oprano sometimes ;-((

Timon

serge wakes up during the night to pee, if he sees something interesting he posts then goes back to bed. His first post of the day is usually between 5:30 and 6:30.
mutt

When does Serge wake up?
Brad Shaw Fresh Gay Photos

timon,
you got too much time on your hands bro :)

you suppose to be making the next multi million dollar project! u chatterbox! hehehe
PayrollPete

i thought Timon was in Europe? You go to sleep at 6 pm Timon?
mutt Yes I Know I Have Toilet Paper Stuck To My Shoe.
Tue, 26 Mar 2002 09:54:30 - IP: 66.185.85.76 - Post # 69363
**********************************


No 6pm is when I get enough of all you cock holsters and
go out to dinner, I go to sleep at 7:30pm ;-))

Timon

Anyone ever notice that there's always a lot of very bitter
anons that come on this board to say all processors except
CCBill suck?

Would you want to share a merchant account with people
like that... not me ;-)

Timon

Steve,

That's one way to look at it, another way to look at it
is that those big sites offer such good member sections that
their customers are so happy that they'll never make a
chargeback and that with those little guys they'll be
dissapointed because they just can't afford the $500,000
worth of pictures and $20,000 a month worth of live feeds
todays surfers have become to expect...

But that's just an assumption... ;-)

Timon

does tis mean that my chickensex.com membership wont work anymore? Now i have to go back to shooting my own.

on the bright side since i quit eating red meat and quit dating and went completely to chickens, my cost of living has decreased tremendously!
grimm (Blow Me)

Steve - high chargebacks? Are you making assumptions? You know what happens when you
make and assumption don't you? We don't own or operate the sites but our income of
referred memberships is based upon processing and I
know that the sites in the ARS line up (owned by either of ENI or GIM) have extremely
low chargeback rates.

Just thought the record should be set straight.

Marc De    ARS



this seems to be a lot of qualifying to me:)

any reason for it? just curious..
grimm (Blow Me)

Thanks :-))

will leave April 1st to spend the month cruising around Europe and trying not to work. should be fun.. france, spain, italy, austria, germany, netherlands, belgium and back to france.

my girlfriend is very suspicious of my insistence that i can live without my computer. :-)

JR

Just poppin over to say hi - been swamped :o)

Hope to see some of ya in Phoenix next week.

Hellos and hugs to Mike, Matt & Serge :o)
Snoops (Ð)

JR,

Congratulations, sir. ; )
JMScore (Where the only line, is the bottom line) Still Jettis -- Still Built to Last

Steve,

You are correct, amateur is a very low risk niche, but certainly not the only one. As you point out Jettis processes for some large merchants; large merchants who got to where they are through professionalism and treating this like a serious business, not a game. I assure you this extends beyond those high converting tours to customer service and risk management.

Anyone who's done business with Jettis know's all to well we do not consider this a game either. Since inception we've grown our business slowly and selectively by design. So much for our "short-term strategy".

Marc...I believe you summed it up...

JMScore (Where the only line, is the bottom line) Still Jettis -- Still Built to Last

ok, i am getting married tomorrow. :-) i love my girlfriend very much and she is my life.

we decided jointly, that we can live without chickensex.com revenue and just move forward and start an online auction site with average chargeback rates of 10-15% for which no one seems to care about.

JR

Speaking of JR, are you getting
married tomorrow?
--------------------------------
no :-(

You see, CCBIll was completely happy to process for our family website, "chickensex.com" for the last 4 years, then decided unilaterally not to pay us for 6 months and insure their company with my childs college tuition...

as you know... in business, this is the same as never paying.... we are broke, cant pay for office, designers, programmers, advertising, marketing, or more chicken content AND cannot pay any affilates who sent the signups that CCBill was all too happy to process in spite of years of protest by others in the industry and knowing full well, the clear and obvious risks processing for that site represented. :-(

It makes you wonder... which processor is insuring itself, its poor business practices and questionable behavior with your money today?

JR

Steve - high chargebacks? Are you making assumptions? You know what happens when you
make and assumption don't you? We don't own or operate the sites but our income of
referred memberships is based upon processing and I
know that the sites in the ARS line up (owned by either of ENI or GIM) have extremely
low chargeback rates.

Just thought the record should be set straight.

Marc De ARS

Where the hell is everyone?
Timon? JR?

Speaking of JR, are you getting
married tomorrow?
voodooman (Do you beleive I am straight?) I refuse to follow rule No.5!!!

Spam me with gay content please :)
RRRED Wegcash / Join4free